Chapter 455 I came to visit you, do you believe it?
When Han Du looked at Fang Xiaoru, his eyes suddenly glowed with golden light, and he quickly pulled him up.
"Brother Han, what are you doing?" Fang Xiaoru asked in confusion.
What to do? **. No, I asked you to work. Don’t you want to thank me? If you don’t write me a hundred and eighty words now, we won’t be done.
Han Du burst into laughter, reached out and gently smoothed Fang Xiaoru's wrinkled clothes, and said with a smile: "I have always heard that Brother Fang has a righteous character, and I have admired him for a long time. Today Brother Fang came by chance.
When you get to your humble abode, why not leave dozens of calligraphy pieces before leaving?"
Fang Xiaoru couldn't believe his ears, and asked in a daze: "Brother Han, how much did you say? I didn't hear clearly."
Dozens of paintings, don’t you want to tire him to death?
Han Duying smiled and secretly gave himself a few words. He was too impatient and accidentally said the words.
"Brother Fang, don't you want to thank me? Leaving you with Mo Bao is the best way to thank me. Let's go, let's not delay."
Han Du was about to help Fang Xiaoru towards the study, but was stopped by Fang Xiaoru with a wave of his hand.
Fang Xiaoru said with a straight face, pointing to the cakes on the table: "Brother Han, I have already thanked you for your kindness. Brother Han, you don't think that I am someone who can write any word, right?"
"No, no, how could it be possible..." Han Du waved his hands repeatedly, denying it.
Fang Xiaoru got off the donkey along the slope, bowed to Han Du, and said: "Thank you Brother Han for your understanding, I will bear it in my heart. In this case, I will say goodbye." After saying that, he shook the key in his hand towards Han Du with a smile on his face, and nodded.
He left without looking back.
Han Du was left standing alone at the door looking at Fang Xiaoru's back. He only felt that countless treasure notes sprouted wings and flew away with Fang Xiaoru...
Uncle Mu saw the disappointment on Han Du's face from the side and said angrily: "Master, your friend is too arrogant. Isn't it just a calligraphy work? Master asked him to write it because he was looking down on him. He is still unwilling.
, if you ask me, the young master should not lend him his ancestral home to live in. How much is a couplet worth? There are so many people writing couplets all over the street now. They can write whatever they want for ten cents.
....”
Uncle Mu continued to talk, but Han Du couldn't listen anymore and interrupted him with a wave of his hand.
He sighed and said, "You won't understand if I tell you, so I'd better stop saying it."
Seeing this, Uncle Mu shut his mouth angrily and stopped talking.
Han Du suddenly thought of a question. Since Fang Xiaoru was going to live in his ancestral home, should he go there before the year before or after the year?
If he moved in a few years ago, wouldn't he be able to write a couplet?
Thinking of this, Han Du waved his hand and called Uncle Mu to his ear to give instructions.
Although Uncle Mu was puzzled, he nodded in agreement without hesitation.
The next day Uncle Mu came to report to Handu that Fang Xiaoru had moved in and was taking care of the room.
Han Du nodded with a smile and said: "Well, it's good to move in. Now that he has moved in, he will have to write a couplet and stick it on the door. Uncle Mu, go and keep an eye on it. If you see him sticking a couplet on it, you
Just bring it back to me."
After hearing this, Uncle Mu couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he saw Han Du, and then persuaded him: "Sir, is that our family's ancestral home?"
If you dare to do such a dirty trick to your ancestral home, are you afraid that the ancestral coffin will not be able to hold it down?
"So what about the ancestral home?" Han Du didn't care, "Just feel free to reveal his pair to me. Isn't it okay if I just write a few more pieces and paste them up? It's not like I won't give them to you.
The ancestral home has a couplet posted on it, don’t you think so?”
When Uncle Mu saw Han Du say this, he had no choice but to agree.
The next day, Uncle Mu came back with a brand new pair.
Han Du accepted it with a smile on his face, "If you don't write it for me, there's nothing I can do about it? Don't you have to write it obediently now? And no matter how much you write, I will expose it. I'll expose it every day, and I won't tire you to death!"
"Uncle Mu, keep watching. If he writes again, you will expose it again. Expose as much as you want."
"Okay." Uncle Mu agreed.
Han Du successfully obtained several pairs in the past few days. While Han Du was excitedly treating Fang Xiaoru as a cow and milking her every day, Uncle Mu came back empty-handed.
"What's going on? Someone jumped in today?" Han Du couldn't help but frown and asked. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be. You must know that except for Fang Xiaoru in front of Lao Zhu, the people in the capital don't know his reputation. Who knows?
After having enough food and nothing to do, how about going to expose an unknown public official?
"That's not true. Mr. Fang's pair is still stuck on the door." Uncle Mu shook his head and said, "But the meaning of the pair is not good, so I don't dare to take it back."
Han Du had a bad premonition when he heard this. He asked thoughtfully: "What did he write?"
"Blessings never come in pairs, and misfortunes never come alone!"
When Han Du heard this, he was very angry. It is true that people post couplets to seek good omens for the coming year. Only those with a sick mind would post such couplets at home.
After waving Uncle Mu's hand, Han Du angrily headed towards the ancestral home.
As soon as I came in, I saw two bright red signs posted on the door, "Blessings never come in pairs, misfortunes never come alone!"
Han Du looked at the couple and sneered, and said: "I thought that with Brother Fang's great talent, I should be able to stop him easily by myself. I didn't expect that in the end, I would still have to rely on the wisdom of the sages."
Han Du's tone was contemptuous, as if he was very disdainful.
"The reason why the sages left their wisdom behind is to make it easier for us, the younger generation, to deal with all kinds of villains. Since I have the pearls and gems of the sages in front of me, why should I rack my brains to find a solution? Not to mention the hard work, the effect is
There may not be a solution from the sages." Following the sound coming from the door, Fang Xiaoru looked at Han Du with an unkind look on his face and walked out.
Being called a villain didn't bother Han Du at all.
Fang Xiaoru pointed to the door and said, "Don't you love to reveal couplets? You know what's behind them anyway, so why don't you take them back and complete them yourself?"
If it was useful for me to peel it back and make up for it, do you think I wouldn't do this? Isn't it because I know it's useless to peel it back, that's why I stand here and don't do anything.
Han Du smiled and said, "Brother Fang, why are you so out of town today? I'm here specifically to visit Brother Fang today. Come on, let's go in and talk."
Han Du said and was about to help Fang Xiaoru go inside, but Fang Xiaoru reached out to stop him.
Fang Xiaoru glanced at Han Du's hands, and the meaning was obvious. When I went to your house, I also sent a letter of cakes to see you. When you arrived, you came empty-handed? You kept saying that you came to see me specially.