Even if a censor really wanted to make a fuss about impeaching Lan Yu for drinking, Lao Zhu would not pay attention to it, let alone scold him for it. There must be a reason for this.
Lan Yuxiao smiled, and when she saw that she couldn't hide it from Han Du, she explained: "We found a boat and summoned ten girls from the four major brothels to tour the Qinhuai River. The emperor pointed at us and scolded us for being arrogant and extravagant, and scolding us for being arrogant and fierce soldiers.
Will."
On a boat, ten beauties are taken down the river. Isn't this a painting boat?
Han Du has been admiring the name for a long time, but he has never had the opportunity to see it. Chao Lanyu, who was immediately aggrieved, said: "Brother, you are so mean. Why don't you call me for such a good thing?"
"When did this happen? Those censors were just digging up our old accounts. Besides, you were still a civil servant at that time, and you also know that we military generals and civil servants can't deal with each other, so it's hard to invite you to go with us. Besides, you are still a civil servant.
Well, luckily you didn't go. If you had gone, the Emperor would not have dismissed you from office, but would have been scolded along with us."
Han Du felt slightly disappointed that he was not able to see the painting boat. But he sneered at Lan Yu's statement. ??
"What's wrong with being scolded by the emperor?"
As soon as Han Du said this, Lan Yu and others were shocked and didn't know what to say. They even spilled the wine in the wine glass. They looked at Han Du with strange eyes, and they couldn't help but think that Han Du had something.
What a strange habit.
Seeing the changes in their faces, Han Du knew what they were thinking, so he explained: "Really, brothers, don't look disapproving. It is a good thing to be scolded by the emperor. As the saying goes, love
If the emperor can scold you, it means that he wants to protect you. If the emperor really doesn't care about you, then why waste time with everyone? Wouldn't it be better to just behead you and get rid of all of them?"
"You mean, the emperor scolded us for our own good?" Wang Bi asked in disbelief. The meaning of Han Du's words always made him feel weird and mean, making him very embarrassed.
.
"Of course! Since these brothers have been caught by the imperial censor, how can all the officials quit if the emperor doesn't say anything? And the emperor scolds you a few words without itching or pain, which is like holding a board high.
, put it down gently, isn’t this the emperor’s doing for everyone’s good?” Han Du smiled and looked at a few people.
None of the people present were stupid. It was impossible for a fool to lead troops in battle, let alone be granted a title. In the past, they did not pay enough attention to these details. Now that Han Du pointed it out, they naturally couldn't help but think deeply about it. Just so carefully.
As soon as I thought about it, I actually gained something.
The emperor was furious at that time and scolded them bloody. But as for the actual punishment, well, after scolding them, the emperor left in anger, without even a fine or salary.
The real punishment given to them from the beginning to the end was to make them kneel down and get scolded. Looking back now, this punishment is really light enough.
Thinking of this, Lan Yu couldn't sit still at first, and immediately said: "We don't have as many twists and turns as civil servants, and we don't have as much trouble as they do. You are also a scholar, so you should talk to your brothers carefully if we encounter such a thing.
What should I do so that I don’t suffer a loss?”
When Han Du saw everyone looking at him, he smiled and took a sip of wine before slowly saying: "When the emperor scolds you, you must make yourself look sad and repentant."
"Hey, I thought you had some good ideas." Zhang Yi couldn't help but sigh, "If we all repent on the spot, then if we commit the crime again in the future, wouldn't it mean that we would be guilty of a knowing crime with a one-level penalty?"
"Brother Zhang's words were wrong. He repented on the spot, which will give the emperor a lot of face. As for what we do next, that is our business. As long as the civil servants are not caught, how can the emperor ignore it?" Han Du
He spread his hands and said confidently: "Why are you fighting so bloody? Isn't it just to live a few days of singing and dancing? As long as you don't do too much, listen to singing, dancing and drinking, the emperor will not care."
"That's right!" Lan Yu suddenly slammed the table and said bitterly: "How kind the emperor was to us in the past, let alone drinking and eating meat, even beauties were given to us. Let's take a boat and drink along the river, it's not like that
We also gave enough money to those who bullied the market and forced them to buy and sell. But those censors were so annoying that they insisted on making a fuss and went to the emperor to impeach me, so that the emperor had to scold me."
"Brother, don't mind," Han Du smiled and said, "The censor's livelihood depends on impeaching people. If they don't impeach, why should the court pay them salaries? Is this to be blamed on my brother's lack of caution? Why?
Do you want to be so ostentatious for everyone to see? Even if the censor wants to impeach you, it will be impossible."
"Then what would you do if it were you?" Lan Yu humbly asked for advice.
Han Du smiled and said: "If it were me, I would surround all the windows on the ship with curtains. As long as no one sees me on the ship, who can do anything to me? If the censor heard about it, then
There must be solid evidence. No one saw me on the boat, how dare they make it up?"
Just have fun, just enjoy it yourself, why do you have to make it known to everyone? Besides, the censor was watching, and he was caught by the censor, and he was impeached again, which made him disgraced.
"What a good idea." Lan Yu was immediately overjoyed and said bluntly: "Let's try it next time."
"Don't forget to take me with you." Han Du couldn't help but add, Han Du was very interested in such a high-end thing as the painting boat.
This is like seeing a yacht carrying a beautiful woman out to sea. Although you may not have the opportunity to go on it, it does not stop you from being greedy. Men are very interested in things they have never played with.
"You? Forget it." Lan Yu shook her head and refused Han Du, "You and Princess Anqing are getting married soon. If you go, nothing will happen, and everything will happen because of you. You should stay in peace and contentment
Bar."
When Han Du heard that Lan Yu was not playing with him, he immediately pointed at him angrily and said, "Dirty, I'm just going to watch the singing and dancing. Are there any of those nasty things you think about?"
Lan Yu suddenly laughed and said: "It's not easy for you to watch singing and dancing? Jiaofangsi's singing and dancing are now the best in the capital. You are promoted by Jiaofangsi again. Although you have been dismissed now, if you want to see it, no one else can
I can't stop you. Just go to the Jiaofang Department slowly and take a look."
Han Jie deliberately expressed his anger, and the few people drank wine, and soon burst into laughter. Even if a censor really wanted to make a fuss and impeach Lan Yu for drinking, Lao Zhu would not pay attention to it, let alone scold him for it.
There must be a reason for it.
Lan Yuxiao smiled, and when she saw that she couldn't hide it from Han Du, she explained: "We found a boat and summoned ten girls from the four major brothels to tour the Qinhuai River. The emperor pointed at us and scolded us for being arrogant and extravagant, and scolding us for being arrogant and fierce soldiers.
Will."
On a boat, ten beauties are taken down the river. Isn't this a painting boat?
Han Du has been admiring the name for a long time, but he has never had the opportunity to see it. Chao Lanyu, who was immediately aggrieved, said: "Brother, you are so mean. Why don't you call me for such a good thing?"
"When did this happen? Those censors were just digging up our old accounts. Besides, you were still a civil servant at that time, and you also know that we military generals and civil servants can't deal with each other, so it's hard to invite you to go with us. Besides, you are still a civil servant.
Well, luckily you didn't go. If you had gone, the Emperor would not have dismissed you from office, but would have been scolded along with us."
Han Du felt slightly disappointed that he was not able to see the painting boat. But he sneered at Lan Yu's statement.
"What's wrong with being scolded by the emperor?"
As soon as Han Du said this, Lan Yu and others were shocked and didn't know what to say. They even spilled the wine in the wine glass. They looked at Han Du with strange eyes, and they couldn't help but think that Han Du had something.
What a strange habit. ??
Seeing the changes in their faces, Han Du knew what they were thinking, so he explained: "Really, brothers, don't look disapproving. It is a good thing to be scolded by the emperor. As the saying goes, love
If the emperor can scold you, it means that he wants to protect you. If the emperor really doesn't care about you, then why waste time with everyone? Wouldn't it be better to just behead you and get rid of all of them?"
"You mean, the emperor scolded us for our own good?" Wang Bi asked in disbelief. The meaning of Han Du's words always made him feel weird and mean, making him very embarrassed.
.
"Of course! Since these brothers have been caught by the imperial censor, how can all the officials quit if the emperor doesn't say anything? And the emperor scolds you a few words without itching or pain, which is like holding a board high.
, put it down gently, isn’t this the emperor’s doing for everyone’s good?” Han Du smiled and looked at a few people.
None of the people present were stupid. It was impossible for a fool to lead troops in battle, let alone be granted a title. In the past, they did not pay enough attention to these details. Now that Han Du pointed it out, they naturally couldn't help but think deeply about it. Just so carefully.
As soon as I thought about it, I actually gained something.
The emperor was furious at that time and scolded them bloody. But as for the actual punishment, well, after scolding them, the emperor left in anger, without even a fine or salary.
The real punishment given to them from the beginning to the end was to make them kneel down and get scolded. Looking back now, this punishment is really light enough.
Thinking of this, Lan Yu couldn't sit still at first, and immediately said: "We don't have as many twists and turns as civil servants, and we don't have as much trouble as they do. You are also a scholar, so you should talk to your brothers carefully if we encounter such a thing.
What should I do so that I don’t suffer a loss?”
When Han Du saw everyone looking at him, he smiled and took a sip of wine before slowly saying: "When the emperor scolds you, you must make yourself look sad and repentant."
"Hey, I thought you had some good ideas." Zhang Yi couldn't help but sigh, "If we all repent on the spot, then if we commit the crime again in the future, wouldn't it mean that we would be guilty of a knowing crime with a one-level penalty?"
"Brother Zhang's words were wrong. He repented on the spot, which will give the emperor a lot of face. As for what we do next, that is our business. As long as the civil servants are not caught, how can the emperor ignore it?" Han Du
He spread his hands and said confidently: "Why are you fighting so bloody? Isn't it just to live a few days of singing and dancing? As long as you don't do too much, listen to singing, dancing and drinking, the emperor will not care."
"That's right!" Lan Yu suddenly slammed the table and said bitterly: "How kind the emperor was to us in the past, let alone drinking and eating meat, even beauties were given to us. Let's take a boat and drink along the river, it's not like that
We also gave enough money to those who bullied the market and forced them to buy and sell. But those censors were so annoying that they insisted on making a fuss and went to the emperor to impeach me, so that the emperor had to scold me."
"Brother, don't mind," Han Du smiled and said, "The censor's livelihood depends on impeaching people. If they don't impeach, why should the court pay them salaries? Is this to be blamed on my brother's lack of caution? Why?
Do you want to be so ostentatious for everyone to see? Even if the censor wants to impeach you, it will be impossible."
"Then what would you do if it were you?" Lan Yu humbly asked for advice.
Han Du smiled and said: "If it were me, I would surround all the windows on the ship with curtains. As long as no one sees me on the ship, who can do anything to me? If the censor heard about it, then
There must be solid evidence. No one saw me on the boat, how dare they make it up?"
Just have fun, just enjoy it yourself, why do you have to make it known to everyone? Besides, the censor was watching, and he was caught by the censor, and he was impeached again, which made him disgraced.
"What a good idea." Lan Yu was immediately overjoyed and said bluntly: "Let's try it next time."
"Don't forget to take me with you." Han Du couldn't help but add, Han Du was very interested in such a high-end thing as the painting boat.
This is like seeing a yacht carrying a beautiful woman out to sea. Although you may not have the opportunity to go on it, it does not stop you from being greedy. Men are very interested in things they have never played with.
"You? Forget it." Lan Yu shook her head and refused Han Du, "You and Princess Anqing are getting married soon. If you go, nothing will happen, and everything will happen because of you. You should stay in peace and contentment
Bar."
When Han Du heard that Lan Yu was not playing with him, he immediately pointed at him angrily and said, "Dirty, I'm just going to watch the singing and dancing. Are there any of those nasty things you think about?"
Lan Yu suddenly laughed and said: "It's not easy for you to watch singing and dancing? Jiaofangsi's singing and dancing are now the best in the capital. You are promoted by Jiaofangsi again. Although you have been dismissed now, if you want to see it, no one else can
I can't stop you. Just go to the Jiaofang Department slowly and take a look."
Han Jie deliberately expressed his anger, and the few people drank wine, and soon burst into laughter again.