"Whoever snatches the head, consciously exposes his butt!"
"I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met my master. If the boss doesn't abandon me, I would like to be my adoptive father."
"I'm a rich man, and I'll pay for the equipment I buy!"
"Who! Who is it?" Baozi looked around eagerly. He was sure that he was the last one to attack, but he was not the only one who attacked in the end.
He looked at Boss Hui, who sighed and shrugged.
He looked at Lingling Shui again. The commercial assassin sheathed his sword and rolled his eyes: "Don't look at it, he's not between us."
"How do you know? It can't be done by an NPC."
"As a professional, I can tell you with certainty that someone hacked into the boss's head during our attack."
Zhang Aiping, who was always silent, gave a rare nod.
"Human brain hacking, neuroeditor? It can't be the legendary cyber hacker, right?"
Baozi thought of the PP leader, but this girl did not participate in this mission.
'Stop looking around, it's me, Baozi, I'll give you the last blow.'
On the player panel, an avatar that looked like a hotel card lit up.
This kind of coquettish avatar looks like the style of a salty guy at first glance, and that's true, but he's just a goddess-level salty guy.
Sister Ji.
Damn, why did you forget this sister!!
‘Can you come out!? Why didn’t I see you?’ Baozi asked quickly.
'I'm still in the nightclub, you are spawning monsters outside, and our club is also spawning monsters.'
'But I can indeed come out. Let's wait until the afternoon. We haven't been together for a long time. Call all of us together. Sister, treat us!'
‘We’ve never met in the game, okay!’ Baozi complained in his mind.
Hearing that it was Sister Ji who snatched the head, Baozi felt balanced. After all, they were old friends, but he was still a little confused. How could this sister snatch the head when she was not here?
red dream club
Sister Ji's tentacles were wrapped around Hong's neck like a squirming scarf. The female player's eyes were filled with lightning and she said in a bitchy voice:
"Brother Ah Hong, thank you for helping me with the virtual invasion. How can I thank you?"
Hiro, a bastard like him, has never been able to resist the Tentacle Girl. He said modestly with a red face: "If you have any trouble like this in the future, you can call me. I-"
Before Hiro finished speaking, the blackened Aidolu appeared behind him, and the next moment, the electric shock module was activated instantly.
"You dare to find a mistress!?"
Aidolu came out one after another with evil expressions, the mechanical girl, the punk girl, the raped girl, the structure girl, the chainsaw girl...
These girls have one thing in common, they all have a certain degree of violence. In order to satisfy certain indescribable behaviors, Hiro transformed them and made their touch systems very lifelike. Even the virtual girls feel like they are touching.
Quite close to a normal person - even when fighting!
Hong was so shocked that he was foaming at the mouth and shaken all over.
As a green-tea scumbag, Sister Ji always runs away after flirting, and never gives the main palace a chance to grab her hair and tear off her clothes.
"Master Qingtian, my sister has been crying behind bars for a month and is finally released!!"
"It's such a good online game, but my sister forced me to play it as a stand-alone game!!!"
…
As for Sister Yu.
My sister is no longer in the world, but there are still legends about her in the world.
to someone.
I used to be a legend until I was slapped into the wall by the boss.
At this time, in front of the silver warrior's 'big' font, a bunch of players clicked their tongues.
"Is this the mecha in the game? It's very handsome. Even if it gets knocked off the street, it's still handsome!"
"It feels like this mecha doesn't have much strength. It was pressed down by someone's slap."
"Nonsense, is the boss we fight the same as the boss in his heyday? I can guarantee that the boss we fight is not one-tenth, no, one-hundredth of the strength in the animation."
"One percent is an exaggeration, maybe one-thirtieth."
"I think it's at least one-fifty."
"Get out of the way, everyone, get out of the way, I'll take a photo with the mecha!"
"Hey, why is there a person inside the mecha?"
"Still bald."
"Could it be that the person who was slapped into the wall was the mecha instructor, genius pilot, and legendary Da Ge in the forum?"
"Isn't it possible? Haven't our Da Ge been driving the EVA all the time, fighting against the wind and waves in the sea?"
"How could such a miserable character be our handsome and charming Da Ge?"
Gao Da was choked and rolled his eyes. He would have stopped showing off if he had known better. Who knew that this humanoid boss was so ferocious and stronger than a B-level radioactive beast?
As a result, from beginning to end, I didn’t brush it a few times and it was used as wallpaper for almost an hour.
"Hey, you guys, stop talking sarcastically and why don't you help me pull it out!"
"Brother Da, how are we going to pull out such a big mecha!" a player said jokingly.
"Who asked you to pull out the mecha? You dragged me out. Didn't you see that I was stuck in the airbag?" Gao Da was furious.
"This is a blessing, Brother Da, a standard blessing."
"Yes, look at our Mecha Star players. Who can enjoy the benefits of being stuck in a mecha? Aren't you the only one?"
"Dago, you can show me how an excellent mecha pilot climbs out of the mecha cabin."
"Brother Da, are you afraid of heights? If not, just jump down."
"Seven stories high, Brother Da won't fall to his death, right?"
"How could it be possible? Eva who is connected by his blood will catch him."
Gao Da was so choked that he rolled his eyes. Now he finally knew the consequences of showing off. So, after promising countless unequal treaties, the flame boy was finally rescued with the help of a group of player friends.
Come down.
"Brother Da, why did you come to do this task? Or were you with a group of NPCs?" Glasses asked.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Yes, weren't you fishing at the beach a while ago?"
"Why else? If the leader of the camp has spoken, our group of ponies will naturally have to travel thousands of miles to come and serve." Gao Da sighed, he would not have come if he had known better.
"The leader of the camp, who is it?"
"Whoever gives you the task is the one."
"That handsome shopkeeper?"
It seems like I know some terrible secret!!
…
After the mission was completed, the excitement of the players continued. Players who failed were cheating in the group, players who failed were cheating in the game, and LSP players were showing off around the newly released 'Spider Mom'.
Players who still wanted to play were given small tasks such as cleaning the battlefield and cleaning up equipment.
In short, a task chain was successfully completed and everyone was very happy.
As for the buns, I grabbed a few old acquaintances like Big Muscle Pa, Airplane, Red Flower Demon, and Big Brother Hui and walked on the way to book a private room.
These sand sculpture players were pretty lucky and didn't even die.
"Can't you go first? I haven't asked for Spider Mom's autographed photo yet!" Big Muscle Boss complained as he walked away.
"Didn't you hear what Brother Da said? They may have to stay in the Nightless City for a while. There will be many opportunities in the future."
"I don't know how Sister Ji got the first kill," the eldest brother Hui still remembers this matter.
"Anyway, the meat is rotten in the pot. It's a pity that Brother Umbrella didn't come. If Brother Umbrella came, he might be able to steal Sister Ji's first kill."
"Yes, this kind of large-scale task chain seems to be a good opportunity for Brother Umbrella to show off his skills. The key is that Brother Umbrella shows off and can lead us to pretend together." The big muscle tyrant couldn't help but said.
"I really want to compete with him," Hui, the eldest brother, nodded and expressed regret.
Baozi suddenly stopped and looked blankly at a holographic TV projection opposite the window.
"Baozi, what are you watching? Is it a 18-year-old program suitable for adults like me?" The red flower demon leaned over and was blinded at first sight.
"Oh my god, Baozi, you've changed. You actually like to watch macho men dance erotically!"
Several other people looked at Baozi with strange eyes, as if to say, you are such a Baozi. Sister Ji posts pornographic pictures every day, why are you still thinking about taking the dry road instead of the water channel? Don't get carried away.
"No," Baozi stared straight at one of the thong-clad hunks.
"Don't you think this person looks a lot like Brother Umbrella?"
Starting from the red flower demon, everyone slowly opened their mouths. Only the plane calmly shook his head, full of compassion.
"A 28-year-old strong man with a fragile body, with a sword on his waist to kill a fool, how sad! How sad!!"