As soon as he opened his eyes, the master of metaphysics became the vicious stepmother of four oil bottles Chapter 113 To learn to catch ghosts, you must first be literate
Chapter 113 To learn to catch ghosts, you must first be literate
Shen Qingqing looked at her determined little eyes and suddenly remembered the time when her master tricked her into getting started.
At that time, she was chased by a bad-tempered hanged ghost and fled throughout the village, and finally escaped to the door of her master's house.
When I was frightened and had nowhere to hide, an old man wearing a white robe and holding a whisk in his hand suddenly descended from the sky and sent the little devil away with two brushes.
She was stunned and thought she had been saved by some god. Her legs were shaking with excitement, tears were streaming down her face, and she almost knelt down.
However, as soon as the old man spoke, she gave up her intention of kneeling down, and even wanted to punch him twice.
Old man, no, the old man's mouth is too bad, he talks too much and densely, he is as good as the Peashooter in Plants vs. Zombies.
But she wasn't bad either. When the old man said something, she retorted, which made the old man laugh in the end.
"You girl, you are so sharp-tongued, I like it!" The old man smiled with a cunning look on his face, "How about you call me Master and I will teach you the tricks to catch ghosts?"
"What's the use of learning the tricks to catch ghosts?"
"Of course it's about catching ghosts. When the time comes, those little ghosts who have bullied you will all take a detour when they see you."
Being young and ignorant, she believed the old man's lies and called out "Master" on the spot. As a result, the old man grabbed her by the back of her neck and took her home.
"When you call me master, you are now my disciple. Let's go home with my master to study and learn to read."
She was four years old at that time and could not even recognize the characters. She was forced to be locked up in a small courtyard by her master and read the Xinhua Dictionary for half a year.
It wasn't until she understood most of the words that the master began to seriously teach her the tricks to catch ghosts.
On the day she regained her freedom, she swept away all the ghosts in the entire village, tied them all with ghost ropes, hung them on the beams, and arranged them neatly in two rows.
In those days, the little ghosts kept crying and calling for daddy.
To this day, Shen Qingqing still remembers her mood at that time, just one word: cool!
So cool!
It’s as exciting as feeling like a humble social worker turned boss and your former boss instantly transformed into an employee!
So Shen Qingqing can quite understand Meng Qiyun's desire to stand up and take charge, but...
The corner of her mouth curled up, how could it be so easy to learn to catch ghosts?
Don't you know all the characters?
"Ahem." Shen Qingqing cleared her throat, "Mom can agree to your request, but before you study, you must also agree to one of your requests."
Seeing that she was relieved, Meng Qiyun was so happy that she jumped up and down twice. He looked at Shen Qingqing with eager eyes and said, "You tell me."
"How to teach, how to learn, mother has the final say."
"That's it." Meng Qiyun looked indifferent and patted his chest boldly, "Mom, don't worry, I will be obedient!"
As long as she can become as powerful as my mother, I can do anything to her!
Shen Qingqing suppressed a smile and said: "Okay, tomorrow my mother will buy you a set of literacy picture books. You should recognize all the words in the book first."
"What? Literacy?" Meng Qiyun was dumbfounded, "Why do you need to be literate to learn to catch ghosts?"
What she hates most is studying. In the past, her father taught them a few words, and she would doze off every time she listened to the beginning, and her eyelids couldn't bear to separate...
Thinking of that painful experience, Meng Qiyun's face wrinkled like a bitter gourd, "Mom, can you be illiterate? Can you teach me other things first?"
Shen Qingqing smiled kindly and said, "How can I learn to draw talisman and learn formulas if I don't know how to read?"
It seems to make some sense.
Meng Qiyun took a deep breath and clenched her fists. Isn't it just literacy? In order to become stronger, she endured it!
"I want to learn how to read! Mom, after you learn how to read, can you learn to catch ghosts?"
"Almost, but I suggest you don't think too much first, and just do the things in front of you in a down-to-earth manner."
Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if you didn’t even persist with the first step?
Meng Qiyun's mind became active just after hearing the first few words, and he directly ignored the second half.
When she learns her skills, she must return to the village to take revenge and catch all those brats.
How should I be taught a lesson after being caught?
A scolding?
No, it's not enough to relieve anger.
A beating?
Wouldn't it be tiring to fight so many ghosts one by one?
…
She thought of several ways one after another, but she rejected them one by one.
Old God Meng Qiyun was touching her chin on the ground. She must think about this issue carefully. Anyway, it will take a long time, so she can think about it slowly.
Shen Qingqing saw her grinning silly for a while, then frowning in deep thought, and couldn't help but pat her shoulder, "What are you thinking about?"
Meng Qiyun chuckled twice, "I don't think so, Mom, I'm going to take a shower. Don't forget to tell us a story later!"
As he spoke, he ran all the way into the kitchen, frightening Mr. He who was fetching hot water so much that he almost threw away the water ladle.
"Little ancestor, let's slow down. If we sit in the basin, why don't we burn your skin to pieces?"
Meng Qiyun continued to laugh: "It won't die, I'm thick-skinned!"
Shen Qingqing burst into laughter listening to her cheerful voice, "Little boy, I hope you won't cry when you hold a book and learn to read in the future."
After the kids finished taking a bath and climbed into bed, Shen Qingqing started to get hot water to take a bath and wash their hair. It was already very late after they had packed everything up. She thought the kids might not be able to wait until they fell asleep. When she entered the room, she saw that the four kids' eyes were all wet.
Staring wide open.
Meng Qixue's two fat arms were doubled up, "Mom, come here quickly, we have reserved a seat for you."
Four children in groups of two occupied two ends of a bed, consciously giving up the center position.
Shen Qingqing crossed her legs and sat in the empty seat in the middle. Looking at the four straight-backed boys around her, she felt a little want to laugh.
Their posture didn't look like telling a story, but rather like a female devil practicing kung fu. They were still practicing the kind of evil kung fu that specializes in absorbing the anger of children.
She held back her laughter and thought for a moment, "Today, Mom will tell you a fairy tale. It's called Journey to the West. Listen up!"
"There is a fairy stone on the Huaguo Mountain in Aolai Mountain. One day, the fairy stone cracked open, and a stone monkey jumped out of it..."
It was the first time for the boys to hear this kind of story, and they kept asking all kinds of questions. It took them half an hour to finally get to the part about causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
This time the kids didn't fall asleep, but Shen Qingqing felt sleepy first, yawned and said: "How about we tell it tomorrow. Mom is a little sleepy and wants to sleep. There is still a long story left. I think I can tell it all night.
I can’t finish talking.”
When Meng Qifeng heard this, he immediately lifted up the quilt and climbed out of bed, taking Meng Qiyu down with him. She said obediently to Shen Qingqing: "Mom, go to bed early. I will take my brother back to the room to sleep."
Shen Qingqing nodded, "Be careful when you go out. Don't trip."
"Um."
Meng Qifeng led her brother towards the door. After taking two steps, she thought of something and then turned around and said, "If mom is tired, you can sleep a little longer tomorrow. I'll ask grandma to cook later."
Shen Qingqing felt soft in her heart after hearing this. This kid is really thoughtful and has the potential to be a warm man.
"Just stick to the previous time. If Mom gets up late, you can go to the opposite side to buy steamed buns to eat."
Meng Qifeng nodded and then left obediently. This chapter has been completed!