As soon as he opened his eyes, the master of metaphysics became the vicious stepmother of four oil bottles Chapter 182 You teach me fortune-telling, I invite you to eat candy
Chapter 182 You teach me fortune-telling, I invite you to eat candy
"Give me a fortune."
A slightly plump woman came out and said, "I lost something two days ago and I haven't found it yet. Please help me figure out where I lost it."
Meng Qiyun didn't ask any more questions and immediately made a hexagram. This time he calculated it faster. After a moment, he raised his head and said, "Auntie lost a gold bracelet, right?"
The woman just came out with the idea of trying her luck to give it a try. When she heard the three words "gold bracelet", she immediately became energetic and said, "Yes, it is a gold bracelet. Quickly figure out where you lost it!"
"The things were not lost, they were just taken away by someone with good intentions." Meng Qiyun said unhurriedly: "Auntie can go back and ask your family."
"You mean the bracelet was taken away by my family members?" The woman said firmly: "It's impossible. There are only two people in the family, me and the head of the family. He is such a coward that he doesn't even dare to say anything back, let alone
He said he stole the bracelet, does he have the courage?"
"Whether you want to believe it or not is up to you. Anyway, I have already calculated what should be done. Auntie should pay the money first."
"No, I didn't find the bracelet. Why should I pay?" The woman put her hands on her hips and cursed: "I think you are a liar. You don't learn well at a young age, but you insist on imitating fortune telling and deceiving others. You are not afraid of bad words."
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"You're not young, but it's a pity that you've only grown older and not wiser. The cuckold on your head is reflecting light, and you're still calling me a liar. Why don't you go home and weed?"
Shen Qingqing stood up with a dark face and said a few words that made the woman jump three feet high.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Am I a cuckold? Everyone in the world is a cuckold, and I can't even do it!"
As brave as her men are, let alone looking for a woman, they don't even dare to eat hen's meat, okay?
"You don't believe it, do you? If you don't believe it, let's go over and take a look and find out."
"Just go, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it?"
Shen Qingqing winked at Meng Qiyun, "Pack your things, this is your chance to make a name for yourself."
Meng Qi said: "It's coming, it's coming!"
Naturally, passers-by did not want to miss this opportunity to watch the excitement and followed happily.
A group of people walked through two alleys and came to the door of the old woman's house. Before they even got close, they heard the frivolous laughter of men and women in the courtyard.
"Be careful, come here and give me a kiss. I haven't seen you for two days and you miss me so much!"
"Don't worry, go inside and kiss again. What if someone hears you outside?"
"Don't worry, the dominatrix has gone out to buy things. It will be a while. Let me kiss you for a while first, okay..."
"Yuan Laosi, I will fight with you like an immortal!"
The woman cursed angrily, kicked open the door with her legs, rushed into the courtyard like a whirlwind, grabbed her man, and beat him violently.
The man lay on the ground like a little chicken, unable to move, and his screams, like those of a slaughtered pig, echoed in the courtyard.
The passers-by outside were stunned and said, "This, this woman is really strong."
Seeing how strong she was, the woman who was having an affair was so frightened that her legs weakened. She held on to the wall and staggered out, but before she could take two steps, she was pulled back by the woman, and the gold bracelet hidden in her sleeve flew out.
"Look, the gold bracelet! The gold bracelet fell to the ground!"
The passers-by shouted excitedly, even more excited than they were when they picked up the money.
"The little girl was so sure that the bracelet was not lost, but was taken away by a family member!"
The woman picked up the bracelet and was furious. She pushed the cheating woman down and slapped her in the face.
Shen Qingqing touched Meng Qiyun's shoulder and said, "Go and ask for money."
Meng Qiyun walked into the small courtyard, put his hands on his hips, and said angrily: "Now that you have found your bracelet, can you give me the fortune-telling money?"
The woman was so vigorously beating the man that she didn't even hear her words.
Meng Qiyun got angry, ran to the kitchen, poured a ladle of cold water on the woman, and raised his voice: "Give me money, give me money quickly!"
It's so annoying to have to force her to do something!
Passers-by also helped to urge: "That's right, hurry up and give me the money, I've been waiting here for a long time!"
"I didn't say I wouldn't give it." The woman took out ten coins from her purse and handed them to Meng Qiyun. She turned around and saw that her man was about to run away, so she pounced on him again.
The man's ghostly screams resounded in the small courtyard.
Meng Qiyun weighed the copper in his hand and curled his lips in disgust. It was too little, not enough to buy a bowl of noodles. He should have known the price would have been higher.
This time she didn't need to ask any more questions. Passers-by swarmed around her and said, "Little girl, please calculate your fate for me!"
"I have to do the math too. I lost a big hen the day before yesterday and it made me feel bad. It would be great if I could find it."
Meng Qiyun stuffed the coins into his sleeve pockets, clasping his hands behind his back, with a cold expression on his face, "Anyone who wants to tell fortunes should line up in front of the stall. Today we can only tell fortunes for ten people. There are eight places left, first come, first served."
"Just give it to ten people? You didn't say this before."
"I tell fortunes, so of course I have the final say."
Meng Qiyun curled his lips and thought to himself: Who told you to ignore me just now? Why don't I get some face back?
When everyone heard this, they ran away, each one running faster than a rabbit.
What everyone has to deal with are weddings and funerals, and chores like losing chickens and dogs. This couldn't be easier for Meng Qiyun.
After easily helping the other eight people to tell their fortunes, she rolled up a rag lying on the ground, held a bowl, and a small stool to leave, when a boy of four or five years old blocked her way.
Meng Qiyun narrowed his eyes and looked at him warily, "What are you doing?"
"Sister, you are so awesome!" The boy showed his starry eyes, "I also want to learn fortune telling, can you teach me?"
"cannot."
"You teach me fortune telling, and I'll treat you to candy, okay?"
"How old are you, and you still eat sweets? Isn't it childish?"
Meng Qiyun glanced at him sideways and walked away proudly with his chest raised.
The boy looked back at the boy behind him and asked weakly: "Is it childish to eat sweets?"
The boy quickly made his position clear: "Not childish, not childish at all. She must have never eaten candy and is talking nonsense here!"
The boy nodded: "Well, that must be the case. I will bring some candy for her to try tomorrow. She will definitely like it!"
So the next morning, before Meng Qiyun could take out the fortune-telling sign, he was blocked by the boy and his boy.
"Sister, do you want some candy? I specially brought it from home. There are peanut candy, sesame candy, and maltose candy. Which one do you want?"
Meng Qiyun looked at the smiling little boy in front of him and refused expressionlessly: "Didn't I tell you? I won't eat sweets."
"Oh, just try it, it's really delicious!"
The boy took out two pieces of maltose from the oil paper bag, put one piece into her hand, and put the other piece into his mouth, chewing it loudly.
"Eat it quickly, my mother just made it yesterday, it's so sweet!"
Meng Qiyun glanced at the crystal clear candy in the palm of his hand, swallowed involuntarily, and then quickly threw it into his mouth.
It's really sweet, with a hint of malt.
The boy smiled at her with a candy bar in his mouth, his cheeks bulging like a little hamster, "Sister, if you eat my maltose, you have to teach me fortune telling."
Meng Qiyun glared, "Little brat, are you cheating on me?"
The boy looked innocent and said, "No, I'll treat you to some sweets and you'll teach me fortune telling. Didn't we agree?" This chapter has been completed!