As soon as he opened his eyes, the master of metaphysics became the vicious stepmother of four oil bottles Chapter 280 A group of mushrooms are dancing Yangko in his bed
Chapter 280 A group of mushrooms are dancing Yangko in his bed
The boy left with the method Shen Qingqing "kindly" told him.
"It can grow if you bury it in manure. It's so simple. Why don't I believe it?"
The boy murmured as he walked, and when he saw the white and tender mushrooms in the grass on the roadside, he couldn't help but dig a few.
Regardless of whether it's true or not, let's go back and give Li Yongtai an explanation. Anyway, if it doesn't work out then, he can still blame Shen Qingqing.
"Just let him go like this?"
Meng Yuan looked away from the boy's back and turned to look at Shen Qingqing suspiciously, feeling that things were not that simple.
Shen Qingqing held her chin and smiled, "Am I so bad in your mind?"
"No." Meng Yuan touched his nose and explained forcefully: "I just feel that it is not in line with your usual style."
"Haha, then you really understand me." Shen Qingqing changed her position and took out a talisman from the bag.
"What are you...?"
"Give Li Yongtai a surprise."
Shen Qingqing threw the talisman into the sky. When it reached the top, the pattern on the talisman flashed and suddenly transformed into a bunch of colorful little mushrooms. The mushrooms twisted their stems and jumped out of the door.
"Doesn't he want mushrooms? Then when he goes to bed at night, I hope he can see mushrooms all over the quilt when he lifts the quilt."
He can still run, how happy he is.
When the boy returned to Ningyang County, it was already dark. Li Yongtai held an oil lamp and stood guard outside the door for most of the day. When he saw someone coming back, he quickly went up to him and asked, "What's going on? Have you asked?"
"I asked!" The boy showed the white mushroom in his hand, "If you plant this in the dung pile, it will grow a bunch."
"In the dung pile?" Li Yongtai glanced at him, "Are you not mistaken?"
"Anyway, that's what she told me, and she also said that the smellier the excrement, the more fragrant the mushrooms will be. I've got everything back, how about we give it a try?"
Li Yongtai was hesitant and said, "Try it, or I will break your legs if it doesn't work."
Since it was too late to go out to get farmyard manure, the two had no choice but to use local materials. They picked up a bucket of manure from the pit and happily planted mushrooms.
"This dung is so smelly. The mushrooms we grow must be very good, even better than the Meng family's! Master, we are going to make a fortune!"
"I'm getting rich, yes, I'm going to become the richest man in Daqi!"
The master and servant squatted in front of the dung bucket and laughed, thinking they were sharing some delicacy.
Before going to bed, Li Yongtai pointed to the dung bucket and told the boy: "Put it up to the door of my bedroom. I want to watch the mushrooms grow with my own eyes."
Instructing the servants to set up the dung bucket, Li Yongtai hummed a song and happily walked into the bedroom. He was thinking about whether he would have a sweet dream of getting rich overnight tonight, but when he lifted the bed, a group of mushrooms were performing a yangko on his bed!
Twisting her waist and shaking her head, her posture is quite enchanting, like a prostitute in a brothel waving her handkerchief to attract customers, enthusiastically inviting him to go to bed and play with her.
Li Yongtai: "!"
"Help, the mushroom has become sperm!"
Li Yongtai shouted in fear, turned around and ran away. He never thought that the mushrooms would start moving with him. Wherever he ran, the mushrooms would chase him. A group of mushrooms would circle around the table next to the bed.
"Bang!"
The teapot was broken.
"clang!"
The bench overturned.
Soon, the bedroom became a mess.
The boy heard the noise and went over to check the situation. As soon as the door was opened, a black shadow swooped past him, and then, unable to avoid it, he... plunged into the dung bucket where the mushrooms were grown.
Boy: "!"
"Master, are you okay?"
Li Yongtai held the edge of the bucket with his hand, twisted his body and failed to get up. He yelled angrily: "You fucking..."
"Grrrrrr!"
When he opened his mouth, fecal water poured into his mouth, and the foul smell flowed down his mouth and nose and reached Tianling Gai. He rolled his eyes and was suddenly fainted by the stench.
The frightened boy finally realized what he was doing and hurriedly stepped forward to save the man.
When Li Yongtai woke up, it was already noon the next day. His first reaction when he opened his eyes was to retching. In the middle of vomiting, he suddenly remembered the mushroom that was dancing on his bed last night, and a carp jumped up.
When I looked down, fortunately, the mushroom under the quilt was gone.
Li Yongtai breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could finish breathing out, he turned around and saw the mushrooms standing in rows at the window, shaking their heads at him.
"Help!"
Li Yongtai no longer had a headache or nausea. He jumped out of bed barefoot and rushed out of the bedroom like a mad dog. When he found the servant and came back to check on the situation, the dancing mushroom was gone again.
"Strange, I clearly saw them dancing at the window! It was really clear, there were two white ones and two black ones..."
Li Yongtai counted on his fingers.
The boy handed him a cup of hot tea and comforted him: "You must be too eager to grow mushrooms and have hallucinations. Let's relax and take our time. Sooner or later, we will succeed."
Li Yongtai inhaled and exhaled, and said to himself: "Yes, I want to relax and not think about mushrooms all the time."
For the next half day, Li Yongtai kept walking outside, listening to music, drinking tea, eating meat and drinking wine, and was very happy.
But when he came home at night and opened the bed, the group of mushrooms appeared again, red and green, jumping around and twirling more happily than before.
Li Yongtai screamed and ran to the next room, saying that he did not dare to go back to sleep. There was no way, the master and the servant had no choice but to squeeze into the same bed and make do with it all night.
The simple Li Yongtai thought that he would not see the group of mushrooms if he did not enter the bedroom. However, when he washed his face the next day, several white mushrooms jumped out of the basin; when he had breakfast, he picked up the bowl and saw the red mushrooms reflected in the bowl.
The enchanting figure of the mushroom...
Mushrooms were like lingering ghosts, always appearing in unexpected places. After appearing for a long time, they disappeared from his sight.
Li Yongtai collapsed, completely collapsed by the group of colorful and dancing mushrooms.
He hugged the boy who came to deliver the meal and cried loudly: "Sheng, let's go home, I want to go home!"
The boy asked: "What about mushrooms? Do we still grow mushrooms?"
When he heard the word "mushroom", Li Yongtai suddenly became excited and hugged his arms tighter, "I won't plant it anymore, I never want to see that thing again in my life!"
It’s so damn scary!
Qin Feng, who led a group of thugs and aggressively came to settle accounts with Li Yongtai, walked in and saw a strange scene of the master and servant hugging each other.
Qin Feng covered his eyes, shook his head and sighed: "I didn't expect you to be like this Li Yongtai!"
He was so heartbroken and crazy that he didn’t even let go of the boy next to him!
"Forget it, you go ahead." Qin Feng rushed to the thug behind him and waved his hand, "I won't go in, it's too eye-catching."
When the master and servant saw that something was wrong, they turned around and ran to the window. Suddenly, the originally empty window was filled with rows of small mushrooms dancing in the Yangko style.
!
Li Yongtai was so frightened that his legs weakened and he collapsed on the ground. Then he was hit on the head by the thugs who followed him and beat him violently.