As soon as he opened his eyes, the master of metaphysics became the vicious stepmother of four oil bottles Chapter 421 Fang Zhenshan, Are You Wetting Your Pants?
Chapter 421 Fang Zhenshan, Are You Wetting Your Pants?
Fang Zhenshan carried the big grass carp in one hand and sorghum wine in the other, and returned home happily. Before he entered the courtyard gate, a tiger rushed towards him and knocked him down.
"Holy shit, where did the tiger come from?!"
Fang Zhenshan yelled at the top of his lungs, but no one paid attention to him. Those who caught chickens and chased ducks were in chaos in the yard.
He turned back to look at the tiger in horror, and saw the bright yellow figure stepping across the grass and falling into a small ditch on the roadside.
Fang Zhenshan: "..." This tiger must be too stupid.
The other end of the family, He, swooped down and finally grabbed the chicken wing, "Young man, if you fall into my hands and still want to run away, you may live in the next life!"
He lifted up the big rooster happily and looked up to see Fang Zhenshan slumped at the door.
The bright moonlight fell on Fang Zhenshan in tiny pieces, illuminating the mottled water stains under his body.
"Fang Zhenshan, you peed your pants?!"
He shouted in surprise as if he had been struck by lightning. His hands shook and the chicken he had just caught flew away again.
After hearing this, everyone in the courtyard stopped catching ducks. They all turned to look at Fang Zhenshan. They were all dumbfounded and shocked.
"Peeed your pants?"
"What are you talking about? Who peed their pants? Do I think I will be frightened by someone who peed their pants?" Fang Zhenshan picked up the fish and stood up slowly, his old face as red as a piece of carbon.
Mr. He refused and said, "Then what's under your butt? Don't tell me it's saliva."
"Wine! It's wine!" Fang Zhenshan retorted loudly, wanting to scream out his tongue, "What's wrong with your eyes? Can't you see such a big, rotten wine bottle?"
Mrs. He glanced at the wall for a few times, and sure enough she saw a wine jar broken into seven or eight petals. She laughed awkwardly, "I didn't see it just now. I misunderstood. I'm sorry."
"You don't expect me to order well." Fang Zhenshan shook off the water stains on his pants and limped into the yard, "I bought the fish anyway, you can eat what you like."
He won't serve you anymore!
He Shi held back a smile and approached him, "Old man, are you angry?"
"Who's angry?" Fang Zhenshan frowned and refused to admit it. He stuffed the grass carp into her hand, rolled up his sleeves and left.
He called him from behind: "What are you going to do?"
Fang Zhenshan didn't even look back, and said angrily: "I'm just counting on you to catch chickens and ducks, and this meal will last until tomorrow morning."
The family worked together and finally caught all the chickens and ducks. At this time, Meng Qiyun discovered another question: "Where is my meow? Where did the meow go?"
"Isn't the meow you're talking about the yellow-haired tiger?" Fang Zhenshan asked tentatively.
"Yes, that's it. Grandpa, did you see where it went?"
Fang Zhenshan turned around and pointed to the door, "Here, I saw it jump into the small puddle on the roadside."
Meng Qiyun was stunned for a moment, then ran away after realizing what he was doing.
"Quickly, find the net I use to catch fish." Shen Qingqing touched Meng Yuan's elbow and hurriedly chased him out.
In the small ditch, Daju changed into the shape of a cat again, wet all over, and clumsily swung his claws in the water.
The moment it saw Meng Qiyun, the whole cat became excited, and made a little "whining" sound in its throat, which was soft and pitiful.
Meng Qiyun was instantly sympathized by it. He pushed aside the grass and jumped into the ditch, shouting as he jumped: "Meow meow, I'm here to save you!"
When Shen Qingqing ran to the ditch, she only heard a "crash" sound. When she looked closely, she saw a cat and a person floating in the ditch.
As for cats, they still know how to pull and pull twice to maintain balance; as for humans, they just become idiots and pour dirty water one after another.
"Meng Qiyun, you are truly a talent!"
Shen Qingqing yelled something dumbfounded, and immediately jumped into the puddle.
When Meng Yuan rushed to the scene with his net bag, he saw two clay figures splashing around in the water, plus a clay cat, and He who was about to jump in in a hurry.
"Godmother, don't jump in!" Meng Yuan pulled him back, "I'll do it." He didn't want to see the family rolling in the mud puddle.
"You don't have to jump." Shen Qingqing wiped off the sewage on her face and hooked her hands at Meng Yuan, "Just throw down the net bag and I will lead them up. The water is not deep."
Meng Yuan threw the net bag down as instructed.
Shen Qingqing grabbed Meng Qiyun's clothes with one hand, hugged the cat's belly with the other, threw it into the net bag, then grabbed the wooden stick and slowly climbed onto the shore.
Although the weather in May is not too cold, it is not hot either. If you touch the water and then blow the wind, it will be so cold that you will shiver.
He took Meng Qiyun from her hand and urged: "Go home quickly and change clothes. I'll make ginger soup and hot water for you!"
After all the trouble, it was already very late at night. Shen Qingqing stopped He who was about to kill the chicken and said, "We won't eat tonight. Let's eat together tomorrow. Let's pack up and go to bed early."
After speaking, he lowered his head and glanced at Meng Qiyun, who was squatting in the corner playing with the cat, "And you, put the cat down, go back to sleep, and write a self-reflection letter to reflect on what you did wrong tonight."
"Oh." Meng Qiyun reluctantly let go of his hand.
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Early the next morning, Shen Qingqing was awakened by the voices of her children. When she got dressed and went out, she saw that Meng Qixue was showing off the gifts she brought back from Xiangcheng to the other three.
"I asked Sister Taozi to buy this for me before we left. It was well hidden, so even my parents don't know about it. And I guarantee you have never seen anything like this before!"
Meng Qiyu danced with excitement, "Is it food? Is it food?"
"You guessed it, it's food!" Meng Qixue blinked her eyes in a ghostly manner, "It's a very, very delicious thing, sour and sweet. I'm sure you'll want to eat it again!"
After hearing her description, Shen Qingqing suddenly had a bad premonition, and sure enough, an unknown stench filled the courtyard the next moment.
Meng Qiyun froze in place while holding an unknown object covered with green and red hair.
Meng Qifeng and Meng Qiyun blocked their noses in unison, shook their heads and hid.
Only Meng Qiyu was fearless. Even if he was turned bitter by the smell, he would still reach out and break off a little bit to taste it.
This time Shen Qingqing reacted quickly enough, and quickly ran forward and snatched away the moldy spots he had broken off, "Hey, you can't eat this. If you eat it, you'll get worms in your stomach."
"A long insect..." Meng Qiyu nodded thoughtfully, but his eyes were still staring at the thing in Si Bao's hand and he couldn't bear to move away, with a very regretful look.
Shen Qingqing pinched his cheeks in a funny way, "Xiao Yu'er, why are you so greedy?"
Mr. He who was passing by heard this and thought of something. He stopped and asked, "Qingqing, have you found that eight-eye lamp that your master mentioned?"
"That's the eight-hole soul-attracting lamp." Shen Qingqing smiled, "I found it. If I want, I can set up an array now to help him attract the soul."
Meng Qiyu's face fell when he heard this, grabbed her sleeve, and said pitifully: "Mother, can you do it later?" This chapter has been completed!