Round head, big face, from the lake green gauze sleeves, revealing a pair of strong muscles, like a strong man who can move mountains!
The black shadow like a high wall firmly covered the sky and covered the earth. Baizhu raised his head in a daze. Even though it was not the first time he saw it, he still felt the majestic feeling of a mountain rising up in his heart.
Shenyu Mountain, Lady Jade——
Extraordinarily fat and strong, tall and big, this strange woman who is good at grooming her face is two heads taller than Baizhu. Her figure is so majestic that she looks like a moving mountain of flesh.
Now, she was stepping on two big red circles, like hot wheels, hanging in the air, with a look that seemed shy and sad, and she was shy, like a flower with a ribbon.
Dew of the Giant Rex flower.
Baizhu's heart skipped a beat, and his whole body collapsed immediately.
"Brother Bai! Drink!"
"Don't drink."
"drink."
"Don't drink."
"You really don't want to drink?"
"No." Bai Zhu shook his head: "Even if I starve to death and die outside, even if I jump from here, I won't drink a drop of your wine."
Although the iron-clad voice was weak, it revealed full strength. Madam Jade's timid smile suddenly froze. The strange woman on Hot Wheels froze in mid-air, and the expression on her face became slightly distorted.
.
Although the conversation between the two was short, it still alarmed many people. Not far away, an old man with white hair and a ruddy face slowly turned around. He clenched his crutches tightly, and the veins on his forehead jumped violently.
"Mr. Mao Yuan? What's wrong?" An acquaintance saw the old man looking like he was facing a formidable enemy. He couldn't help but asked in confusion, "What happened? Your wife went out to steal someone again?"
"Fart! My relationship with my wife is as strong as gold, how could you allow yourself to talk nonsense like this!" The old man, who was called Mao Yuangong, first turned around and cursed, then shook his head, with deep worry on his face.
Color: "What a pity, my ship..."
"What?"
"I had three bets with the Mu Taoist from Nanhua Palace before I won this treasure ship back." The old man had a grimace on his face and stamped the ground with his foot: "It just happened that I didn't cover my crotch with heat for a few days.
Throw it away in vain!”
"The boundary of the Vajra Temple, the Dharma Assembly of the Buddha." The acquaintance turned his attention to the confrontation between Bai Shu and Mrs. Yu, and said doubtfully:
"How many lives does Mrs. Yu have? Aren't you afraid of death if you dare to cause trouble here? If she causes trouble, even the founder of Shenwushan will not be able to save her!"
"Afraid of death, you underestimate her too much." Mao Yuangong chuckled: "You don't know that in our southern land, Mrs. Yu... has a nickname called the Tiger-Headed God!"
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"You really don't want to?"
On the other side, the flames burst out, the two fire wheels under Madam Jade's feet whirled, and the rumbling sound of thunder and fire shook the sky.
"Xiaobai, you were not like this before!"
"How can a monk drink alcohol?" Baizhu bowed his hands lightly and said in greeting: "I know what Madam wants to say, but I can't remember all the past events. In this case, it's better to just treat it like a cloud and smoke. It's good for you.
, to me, it’s natural.”
The sound paused in the air for a moment, and a needle could be heard in the field. In full view of everyone, Mrs. Yu fell silent.
"Okay, very good! Then I'm not polite!" Mrs. Yu sneered again and again, stretched out her hand and shook her hand hard: "Xiaobai, don't blame me for being merciless, you forced me to do this!"
A few feet away, the figure with a nine-color halo of light behind his head just raised his hand to reveal a layer of pure light to protect his whole body, and did not pay attention to the threat implicit in his words.
"I advise Madam to think twice." Baizhu smiled faintly: "I——"
Buzz…
A faint buzzing sound suddenly sounded, the light and shadow turned, and Bai Shu's unspoken words were swallowed alive.
"On April 13, Qing and Yuyu went to Fuqiu Mountain, her favorite place. I played the piano. Yuyu was very happy, so I was also very happy."
In the palm of Mrs. Yu's hand, she held an ancient pale yellow jade. There, Bai Zhu saw herself smiling and spoke in a warm voice.
"On the fourteenth day of the fifth lunar month, Yin, Yuyu and I go to Tiandang Ze, where the most delicious water lotus roots are."
"On May 17th, on the yin day, Yuyu and I went to the waterside pavilion in the south to fly kites. Yuyu smiled very beautifully. I liked seeing her smile very much, so I wrote a poem for Yuyu. Yuyu liked it very much."
"May 27, Qing, Heyu——"
"F*ck!" Baizhu couldn't help but uttered a curse word. In extreme shock, the wine bottle in his hand unconsciously fell to the ground, rolled around a few times, and spilled a lot of wine.
In the field that was originally a little rusty, in an instant, you could hear a needle drop——
"There are quite a few more, Xiaobai."
Madam Jade looked over, the hot wheel under her feet whirling, she pinched the ancient jade and shook it with an evil smile: "Do you still want to see it?"
"It's useless even if you catch me!" Seeing Bai Shu's unkind look, Mrs. Yu raised her hand to signal: "Everyone here heard it, it's useless if you catch me, it will ruin your reputation!"
"Reputation...don't I already have a bad reputation?"
Baizhu touched his forehead and suddenly became a little silent. There was always a strange feeling. Whenever he felt that his lower limit could not be lowered, there would always be a new way to warn him and warn him that he actually did not have a lower limit.
This kind of thing.
"What a dog!"
Bai Zhu gritted his teeth and cursed.
"Was there any sound just now?" He ignored it, turned back calmly, and said quietly to the silent cultivators: "Did you hear something?"
"No!" Mao Yuangong was the first to jump out and shouted: "I didn't hear anything!"
"Yes! Yes!" The others quickly woke up and echoed: "There was never any sound, gibberish! gibberish!"
"I'm deaf!"
"Can't hear it!"
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Seeing that they had reached an agreement, Bai Shu nodded with satisfaction. From the nine-colored circle of light behind his head, a flawless hand suddenly stretched out and grabbed the astonished Madam Jade.
"Madam Jade's Taoist heart was unstable and was taken advantage of by external demons. The poor monk took her to the underground palace to suppress the inner demons." Wu Xia grabbed the layers of void with his big hands, Baizhu recited the Buddha's name in a low voice, and said with a smile: "The monk uses compassion as his foundation.
Huai, all Taoist brothers from Shenwu Mountain, there is no need to say thank you."
Bang!
The moment the big hand approached, a ray of sword light suddenly lit up, and it cut the big hand like water, without stopping, and headed straight towards Lady Jade's Niwan Palace.
"Don't kill her!"
Seeing that the sword energy was killing endlessly, Bai Shu was shocked and quickly pointed out a finger to protect the stunned Madam Yu with attack instead of defense.
"I didn't know you had such a hobby."
As soon as the finger force and the sword light came into contact, Bai Shu's figure was thrown away. The sword light circled three times, suppressing Madam Yu's true energy, and then dissipated.
At this time, a clear and melodious female voice faintly sounded:
"You never wrote these things to me when we were together."