My name is Zhang Ergou, and I am the newly appointed captain of the sixth team at the third gate of Menghu Village.
Among the captain-level experts, I am only at the bottom, but I know that this is the unlimited potential within me that has not yet been developed.
Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully young people into poverty!
So even though today my team was assigned to the patrol mission that no one likes to go to, I still didn't show any complaints.
Because I am waiting for an opportunity, waiting for an opportunity to break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly, and the hidden dragon emerges from the abyss!
As in the past, I have walked back and forth on this broken mountain road eight hundred times, and there is no difference from usual times... Hey, something is wrong, is it my eyesight? Why did I see a woman!!!
No, no! The appearance of a strange woman here is a big problem. There is a conspiracy in it!
In an instant, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, from the vice-captain who was usually quite dissatisfied with me, to the captain of the third team with whom I had several conflicts.
A series of vicious plans came to mind, and sure enough! Even though I am so good, I was plotted by others!
Immediately, I ordered my subordinates to continue patrolling, and looked meaningfully at the deputy captain who was pretending to be confused. I already gave him a cross in my heart!
Oh, I, Zhang Ergou, am the man destined to become the bandit king. All the clowns have begun to provoke me, and they simply regard my majesty as nothing!
After the boys were out of sight, I confidently said to the woman's hiding position:
"Come out, all traces of you have already entered my eyes that can see through the future!"
The trees shook a few times, and it was obvious that the woman was in a panic. She might be a pawn being used, or she might be forced to come and become the first step in plotting against me!
If the first step failed directly, I was curious about what the person behind the scenes would do, so I tried to test it:
"I understand your pain. You are just an ordinary woman and should not be involved in this complicated situation. This captain can give you a chance! A chance to abandon the dark side and turn to the bright side!"
The trees shook rapidly again for several days, and a woman with a strange name on her head slowly walked out of it.
The woman didn't answer, but suddenly acted like crazy, and started dancing on the spot, pointing at herself, and saying something crazy, stupid, and so on.
Her behavior makes me very dissatisfied. The majesty of the future bandit king is inviolable!
So I silently raised the big knife in my hand, preparing to give her a severe blow, but after she went crazy for a while, she inexplicably became quiet again.
Then she smiled at me, her smile was so warm and refreshing, and the whole world became brighter!
And I heard her silver bell-like laughter in my ears again.
"Come and chase me. If you catch me, I'll let you have sex."
Hey hey hey, what is it? Could it be hey hey hey hey? The corner of my mouth raised a curve that I thought was perfect. Looking at the woman who had already got into the bushes again, I dived in without hesitation!
At this moment, all ambitions and ideals disappeared under her smile. I couldn't help it, I knew this was a conspiracy, and I'm afraid there was a deeper calculation in it.
However, she smiled at me. In all my life, except for my mother, no one of the opposite sex has ever smiled at me.
Just because of this smile, I can let go of all my dark thoughts. I am willing to believe that she is just a poor woman who got here by mistake, and I am also willing to believe every word she says.
Especially the line about chasing her and hey hey hey.
hey-hey......
Then I understood a truth, beautiful women can lie, and everything hey hey hey hey is all fake!
Inside the trap.
The players were sticking their heads out, looking at the bandit who was smashed to pieces and fell to the ground in a strange posture, but he perfectly avoided all the sharp stakes and only the chrysanthemum was hit.
"This little gangster is very lucky."
"It's not a matter of luck, it's because we have too few sharpened stakes and the location of the branch is unreasonable."
As for the two craftsmen who made the wooden stakes, they had inexplicable smiles on their faces.
"Meimei, hit!"
"Hey, I saw it too, it's really interesting!"
"It would be great if it were an iron and wooden stake. It can be pierced instantly. Maybe we will see..."
"Oh, please don't say some things. Didn't you notice that they looked at us a little weirdly?"
Dao Kuang Jian Chi coughed dryly. He didn't realize that among the seventeen players in this small Taoyuan Village, there were still two such talents.
Then he looked at Niu Niu, who was holding three spears and already holding an iron rod and was eager to try. He was afraid of difficulties and said:
"I'll leave this to you."
Niu Niu was afraid of the difficulty and exchanged glances with Dao Kuang Jian Chi. The two of them had not forgotten that in the hidden mission of the third ring, they needed to kill the captain-level bandits and the minion-level bandits.
Therefore, for the two of them, in the next mission, they also have to cooperate with each other to finish the last hit, and this first minion-level last hit, Dao Kuang Jian Chi gave it to Niu Niu to be afraid of difficulties.
"Boss, he seems to be a captain-level bandit. When I saw him, he sent away a group of bandits with just one word." Happy said after all.
These words made the Chi Niu duo's eyes become even more intense, while Dao Kuang Jian Chi patted Niu Niu's fearful shoulder and made another eye contact that only they could understand.
'Brother, I'll give this captain-level powerhouse to you, and you can help me next one!'
'Okay, brother, I'm sure to be steady enough, I'm sure to blow his head open with one stick!'
Zhang Ergou, who had just regained consciousness, looked at the players who were preparing to take action, and finally understood what was happening to him. The severe pain in his anus made his mind reach an absolute level of clarity beyond its normal state!
"Don't kill me. I'm the leader of the sixth team at the third headquarters of the Tiger Village! If you kill me, the leader of the village will not let you go!"
But because of his words, the players became even more excited. Players who were holding swords or even small daggers were ready to bend down and explore into the trap to see if they could stab twice, thereby sharing a wave of experience and contribution points.
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Zhang Ergou became more and more anxious as he witnessed this scene. Finally, he seemed to have given up all illusions and shouted in despair:
"Dad! I was wrong! If you give me another chance, I will definitely inherit the pharmacy and carry forward our Zhang family's medical skills!"
"Really?" The sudden voice made all the players stunned. They saw Old Man Zhang, who had been sighing in the drug store in the past, appearing among everyone.
"Really, really, save me. I don't want to die. I won't be clamoring to be the bandit king anymore. I can also be the medicine shop king, wuwuwu~"
Old man Zhang sighed faintly: "You idiot."
Then he looked at the eleven players, took out three medicine bottles from his arms and said:
"This is Huangjie's low-grade hemostasis powder, and it's a thank you gift for you.
In addition, Ergouzi will help you complete the task of exterminating the bandits."
As an NPC from Taoyuan Village, he was very aware of the needs of visitors from outside the world. As expected, as soon as he said this, all the players worked together to carry Zhang Ergou out.