Aling's eyes narrowed and he stared at the old man for a long time, then turned his head and continued to watch the excitement below.
Old Taoist:......
The little girl on the juggling table held thirty bowls on her head and feet, but they were still intact, and she held on for a few minutes without any of them falling off.
The crowd cheered and threw copper plates on the stage.
The little girl withdrew, and after a short break, the team members were busy picking up the copper plates scattered on the stage, and another sideshow was about to be performed.
Aling looked back to drink tea, but saw that the old man was still looking at them. He couldn't help rolling up his sleeves and said angrily: "Hey! What are you doing looking at us?!"
Song Qiu and Lihua were just watching the fun and didn't know about the confrontation earlier. Now they saw an old man sitting at the table next to them, staring at them and being exposed by Aling, and they also looked curiously. That old way.
The old Taoist was not annoyed when Ah Ling yelled at her evilly. Instead, he said in a gentle voice like an expert from outside the world: "Girl, I am destined to do this for you, so how about I do the math for you for free?"
The cloth banner lying next to him had four words written on it, The God of Jianghu.
This veteran looks quite old and is blind in one eye, so he should be quite capable.
After all, don’t they all say that one out of ten fortune tellers is blind?
This is revealing too many secrets, and I must be punished.
So, this veteran is a man with two skills?
It doesn't hurt to do the math.
Song Qiu smiled and asked: "Free?"
The corner of the old Taoist's mouth, which was hidden under his white beard, was slightly stiff, "For the sake of fate, how about the poor Taoist only accepting twenty coins for a hexagram?"
Twenty coins, let’s not say whether it’s accurate or not. This hexagram is the price of almost two kilograms of meat. If it’s not accurate, it’s still a waste of money. Who is an ordinary person willing to spend this money?
However, seeing that this old Taoist was blind in one eye, Song Qiu opened his mouth and said, "Then the Taoist Master will do the math for the little girl!"
Seeing that she was about to calculate, Ah Ling opened his mouth and glared at the old man beside him, but he didn't say anything. He just waited to see what kind of calculation the old man could come up with.
The old Taoist stared at Song Qiu and then said slowly and seriously: "Miss Pindaoguan, your cheekbones are smooth, your chin is round and full, and your face is beautiful. You look like a prosperous husband, but... .....”
"Just what?" Aling kept looking at him and asked when he saw this.
The old Taoist twisted his fingers slightly, muttered something in his mouth, and then shook his head and said: "There must be a calamity within these three or five days! If this calamity can be solved, it will naturally be smooth sailing in the future, and the life will be smooth and rich. But if it cannot be solved, , I’m afraid that’s something very bad!”
No one else knew what was causing this great misfortune, but just hearing the old Taoist's affectionate voice, they couldn't help but feel anxious. If it were an ordinary woman or little girl, she would be frightened right away. I have to pull the old Taoist to find a way to solve the disaster.
The veteran is also waiting, and according to past routines, this should be the case.
But after waiting for a while, he didn't see the girl opposite showing any panic or fear. Instead, she seemed to be smiling. He couldn't help but suspect that his deception was no longer good.
Song Qiu had some expectations at first, thinking that this blind old man might not be very capable, so he took a look, but as soon as he heard his opening words, he felt happy.
She thought of the fortune teller she met while walking in the park in her previous life. There was no difference in the opening sentence. It seemed that the quacks from ancient times to the present were all the same.
Those who are truly virtuous will probably not come to this market to ask others to tell their fortunes.
So when she heard the words about trying to solve the calamity, she couldn't stop laughing.
This is to continue to make more money. She understands this trick.
She then said: "Then I wonder how to resolve this calamity?"
Over there, Aling saw that Song Qiu was looking for a way to solve the problem. She didn't know what Song Qiu was thinking. She just thought that she believed what the old Tao said. She became anxious and quickly approached Song Qiu, speaking softly so that the old Taoist could hear her.
"Sister Aqiu, this old man is a liar!"
Seeing that Song Qiu had taken the bait, the old Taoist was overjoyed and was about to continue to perform the speech he had prepared long ago. When Leng Buding heard A Ling's words, he almost stopped.
Just say that someone is a liar. Can you avoid the person involved? He doesn't have a deaf ear.
Song Qiu suddenly couldn't help laughing, and asked in a voice similar to Aling's: "How do you know he is a liar?"
Ah Ling stared at the old Taoist carelessly, not shying away, "Nuo, Sister Ah Qiu, look carefully, the skin at the base of his ears is not even close together! This method of disguising is a bit too young, I
I could see it at a glance just now!”
Song Qiu:..........
Old Taoist:..........
However, Lihua looked shocked when she heard this and said, "Aling, do you think his face is fake?"
Aling nodded: "Yes, he is Yi Rong. This is not his true appearance. Who knows what is under this skin? It is old or young, and it is impossible to say whether it is a woman! This is the trap in the world.
It’s an old trick of kidnapping! This old man hides his head and hides his tail, he is a liar!”
Lihua looked dumbfounded when she heard this, then looked at the old Taoist for a while, and said with admiration: "Aling, you are still awesome, I can't see it at all! I didn't notice anything about his face after hearing what you said.
wrong."
Song Qiu didn't notice it either. He had age spots on his face and his beard covered most of them. How could he tell that it was Yi Tongrong?
But this veteran is a liar who specializes in defrauding people of their money, and that’s right.
Ah Ling waved his hand, "You can't tell it, but I'm an old man in the world, and ordinary things can't fool me!"
Being stared at and discussed carelessly by three people, no one could hold back, let alone an experienced person who had been convinced by them.
He felt like the skin on his face had fallen off, as if his original face was exposed, naked, without any secret at all.
Not to mention continuing to deceive people, he could hardly sit still.
Finally, when Aling raised his eyebrows at him proudly after saying that, he reacted quickly, subconsciously grabbed the cloth banner and ran away without saying a word.
He felt that if he stayed for a little longer, the little girl would become weak and prove that what she said was right, and without saying a word, she would rush up to his face.
Therefore, it is better to take the thirty-sixth stratagem and take the best stratagem.
He ran all the way out of Wa City, then slowed down and returned to his fairy-like appearance. Just then, a woman carrying a basket came out of the door opposite. She saw him in front of the door. She was stunned and came up and said: "
The Taoist priest tells fortunes? I wonder if it would be convenient for me to come in and tell my husband whether he will succeed in the provincial examination in August?"
The old Taoist touched his beard and said enigmatically: "But, please lead the way!"
As he followed the woman home, he couldn't help but wonder, he had been doing this for so long, but he was exposed for the first time. How could the little girl tell that he was disguised?
It's really weird.
Master is right, the women at the bottom of the mountain should be messed with less. They are all twisted and twisted like twine. You can’t understand them, and you can’t mess with them!
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Fake old man: Women are just balls of twine, don’t mess with me and hide away!
Aling, who saw through the disguise, sneered: Tsk! I know how to burrow into the earth, where are you going to hide?
Fake Taoist: Should I change my disguise next time?
Aling smiled sideways: Even if you transform into a monkey, I can see right through you!