Seeing this, the emperor was stumped by the civil and military officials of the dynasty, and he asked aloud: "Queen, what exactly is your solution to this problem?"
"Your Majesty, I don't know either. I just want to see who can figure it out."
The emperor chuckled. He didn't even know who asked the question, so how could anyone else figure it out? It was obviously just a joke.
But she didn't blame her: "Queen, I see you have been in a bad mood these past two days."
"Your Majesty, I feel homesick. Can you let me go back?"
The emperor smiled slightly: "You have been asking this question for twenty years. Over these years, I have always treated you as my daughter and treated you as my queen. I even adopted Concubine Dou into your lap, lest you be punished because you have no children.
After being deposed, won’t this keep your heart in Daguan Country?”
The queen did not waver at all: "Your Majesty, can you let me go home?"
The emperor smiled: "You are the queen of Daguan, the mother of Yitianxia, and you will never be able to see the sun on the grassland until you die."
Once the auspicious Goddess returns to Beidi and all the countries in the Western Region return to their homeland, Beidi's reputation will reach an unprecedented height, and then the Daguan Kingdom will be destroyed.
If the auspicious goddess stays in Daguan Kingdom, the countries in the Western Region will think that Daguan Kingdom is their destiny.
"Your Majesty, if I die, can you send me back to my hometown?"
"You can't die, so I will find someone to pretend to be you."
The queen looked a little angry: "No one can pretend to be me!"
The emperor smiled slightly and said: "Yilan, stay alive, maybe one day you can see the sun on the grassland again."
…
Xie Fu went to the toilet under the leadership of the palace maid.
The toilets in this palace are far less elaborate than those in Jiangnan. They are open-air and have no roof, but they are surrounded by walls to cover them.
He learned from books that people in the Western Regions dealt with Lazarus very casually, regardless of whether they were men or women, they found an uninhabited place and dealt with it on the spot.
The Qin family is from Longxi, and perhaps even their living habits were deeply influenced by Hu Feng.
There was no light in the latrine, but with the bright moon in the sky and the lights outside, I could clearly see that the latrine on the ground was filthy, exuding a foul smell, and there was no purifying aroma at all.
Even a careless person like Xie Fu felt dirty. If He Qing saw it, he wouldn't have vomited all over the place.
The surface is bright and gorgeous, but I didn't expect that the unseen areas would be so dirty.
Xie Fu untied his belt and drained the water halfway. A man broke in and bumped into his back. Xie Fu was so shocked that he shouted: "There's someone here! There's someone there!"
The man behind him did not leave immediately. He took something like a scabbard and hit his buttocks. He drunkenly said, "Get out! I want to be convenient first."
Princess!
Xie Fu was surprised when he saw her spank him hard again, causing the water jets to move like snakes.
"Slave, get out of here!" There is absolutely no sense of first come, first served.
Xie Fu pulled up his trousers, didn't even bother to put on his belt, and was about to leave in a hurry. But at this moment, the princess's body shook, and she fell on top of him.
Xie Fu instinctively hugged her with both hands, and a fragrance that contrasted sharply with the stench came to his face, making Xie Fu feel very good.
"Slave! How dare you offend this princess."
Xie Fu was surprised. The villain complained first! He saw the princess break free and drew out her sword with a clang, intending to kill him on the spot.
With a sword strike, if an ordinary person was really going to be killed by her on the spot, Xie Fu just dodged lightly.
The princess seemed drunk, and her steps were frivolous. She struck the air with her sword and stumbled towards the latrine.
At this moment, a bad idea came into Xie Fu's mind - this is really bullshit.
At the critical moment, he reached out and gave her a hand. He really couldn't bear the thought of a woman whose face was covered in shit and would leave a shadow for the rest of her life.
A charming face came into Xie Fu's eyes. Her snow-white cheeks were flushed with red wine, and her eyes were hazy and drunk. She was really tall, much taller than ordinary women, and her lips were close to Xie Fu's chin.
Already.
The two sandalwood lips opened slightly, sending out a faint fragrance, and suddenly made a sound of vomiting and vomited violently on Xie Fu's body.
"Hey, hey, hey."
Xie Fu hurriedly exited the toilet, but was still vomited all over by the princess. If one of them couldn't hold back the kiss just now, but they all kissed him, it would be a shadow for him for the rest of his life.
Fu Xie was busy wiping the vomit on his body when he saw the princess walking out of the toilet: "I feel much better."
Xie Fu blurted out: "You are much more comfortable, but I am not."
The princess sneered: "If you offend me, you will be punished by death!"
The sword stabbed towards Xie Fu. Before Xie Fu had time to dodge, he saw the princess put the sword back and said, "Not a slave, but an adult."
Xie Fu saw that her eyes were somewhat clear again, as if she had vomited just now, and he slightly cupped his hands: "Your Highness, Princess."
Unexpectedly, the princess said coldly: "You are an adult and you can offend me!"
This is a typical example of a bad person filing a complaint first. Xie Fu felt that he was offended, but no matter where he went, he could not get any benefits.
"Princess, I was in the toilet just now. The princess suddenly broke in drunk. I did not offend the princess."
As Fu Xie spoke, he pretended to wipe the vomit and shook his clothes to let the third princess take a good look at the purple official robe on his body.
The third princess didn't know if she really saw his official robe clearly. She became more awake and said with a smile: "I see, I have misunderstood you, sir."
Xie Fu bowed and said: "Your Royal Highness, since the misunderstanding has been clarified, I will go back to Hanyuan Palace first."
Just as Xie Fu turned around, he heard the third princess shouting: "Wait a minute!"
Xie Fu stopped, and the third princess quickly walked up to him and blocked his way. She said with a cold face: "Only those of third rank and above can wear purple official robes. I know all the officials of third rank and above in this court, but you are very handsome. Only
One possibility is that you are fake!"
After saying that, he put the sword on his neck.
Not only was Xie Fu not surprised at all, but he smiled leisurely and said, "This is a palace banquet. Can someone just pretend to sneak in?"
The third princess looked at Mr.
Not even blinking."
Xie Fu smiled in his heart, if I am afraid of a little girl like you, how can I get along in the future? He smiled and said: "So the princess knows me."
"I heard that the prince brother kept talking about you, sir. I saw your grace in Hanyuan Hall just now. I just wanted to test whether it was as the prince brother said. I just made a joke with you. I won't blame you."
"Oh, the princess is pretending to be drunk."
The third princess gave Xie Fu an angry look: "Oh, who is pretending to be drunk? I only woke up a little after vomiting and recognized it was you."
After saying that, his face immediately changed, and he said coldly: "If you are a slave, I don't care whether you are really offensive or not!"
When he looked at Xie Fu's chest, his eyes became gentle again: "Thank you very much. If you hadn't helped me just now, I would have fallen into the pit."
