Xie Fu smiled and didn't answer, Lan Ning said excitedly: "Are you afraid?"
Xie Fu responded: "Come, let's see how many turtles Mrs. Lan Ning can draw on me."
Xiaobai chuckled and said, "I think there are at least ten."
Lan Ning asked: "Who comes first?"
Xie Fu smiled: "Madam, please go first."
"Okay, then I'll do something easy first, just drop water on the iceberg and look to the side with snowy eyes."
Is this easy? He clearly set a trap for me to escape. Xie Fu thought for a moment and said, "The water is white and the spring is clear..."
Lan Ning interrupted: "Limited to ten knocks, little rabbit knocks the cup."
Little Rabbit immediately picked up the chopsticks and tapped the cup, ding ding ding...
Xie Fu hurriedly raised his hands and said: "Hey, hey, hey..."
Soon, after the little rabbit finished knocking ten times, Lan Ning said with a smile: "The water is white and the spring is clear, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Xie Fu smiled bitterly, knowing that he had tricked her, yet he had to accept the punishment and drink three glasses of wine in a row.
Lan Ning smiled and said: "Where is the first turtle painted?"
The little white rabbit looked evilly at Xie Fu's butt.
Instead, Lan Ning glared at the two women, wondering if he could think of me as a loose woman, and said, "Lie down, and the first turtle will be painted on your back."
Xie Fu lay down and exposed his back to Lan Ning, thinking to himself, don't even think about drawing the second one, it's my turn.
Bringing the pen and ink, Lan Ning drew a turtle on Xie Fu's back. The tip of the pen was soft, making Xie Fu laugh.
Little Rabbit joked: "If you are so ticklish, you will definitely hurt your wife in the future."
Lan Ning drew a big turtle on Xie Fu's back and chuckled: "A big turtle lying down."
The little rabbit joked: "A big turtle without a shell."
Xie Fu did not quarrel with them and straightened up: "It's my turn to come first. It's getting late and we have nowhere to go, and it's difficult for a family with one person to survive."
This traitor is so difficult. He clearly wants to paint a turtle on me. Lan Ning immediately started thinking.
Xie Fu reminded: "Xiaotu, don't forget to drink."
Little Rabbit then knocked slowly and slowly.
Xie Fu said: "Your rhythm is wrong, it's too slow."
Lan Ning gave Xie Fu an angry look because he had such a strong desire to make me look embarrassed.
Ding…ding…ding…
Xie Fu counted, "It's already the eighth stroke, huh huh huh..."
This laughter conveyed the joy of succeeding in his evil plot.
How could Lan Ning let him get his wish? He smiled softly and said: "As time goes by, the two of us will live happily together."
The little white rabbit immediately cheered, "Miss, you are so awesome."
Xie Fu smiled and said: "It's very reluctant."
Lan Ning raised her chest and asked, "Where is the reluctance?"
Xie Fu said: "This sunny day is very reluctant."
Lan Ning chuckled: "The grass is green, the flowers are blooming, and you can see the sunny sky. Haven't you read it? One person is poor and two people are prosperous. How can I force it?"
The little white rabbit giggled: "Don't force it! Don't force it!"
Xie Fu chuckled: "It's me who is shallow."
Lan Ning hit the snake with a stick and said, "I'll punish you for being superficial. Let's draw a turtle."
Xie Fu was stunned. Lan Ning had already picked up his pen and dipped his ink in his hand, leaving Xie Fu no room for recovery.
"This time I painted the front, both the front and the back."
"Do I need to lie down?"
"Just sit tight and don't move."
Lan Ning said, leaning forward slightly, with her chest touching the table, she put her beautiful face to Xie Fu's chest, stared at it and started to draw, big turtle, big turtle, first draw the body of the turtle, and then draw the four turtles feet, and finally draw the turtle...
The soft touch of the brush made Xie Fu itchy and his body trembled slightly, giving him a strange feeling of being unable to go up or down.
Lan Ning said: "Don't move, I've drawn it crookedly."
Xie Fu smiled bitterly: "There is no way."
Lan Ning looked up curiously and saw that Fu Xie's face was red. He didn't know whether he was drunk or drunk. He smiled secretly, and with the last touch of his eyes, he pressed a little harder on Fu Xie's chest.
Xie Fu's eyes widened! He took a breath of air! When Lan Ning's brush strokes left, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Although Lan Ning likes to tease men, this is the first time he has teased me up close. Now that he has come to his senses, he can't help but blush when he thinks back to the process. He doesn't know if he might have misunderstood me.
Xie Fu rubbed both sides of his chest like a porter rubbing mud to get rid of the numbness, and said impatiently: "It's my turn."
"Farewell to the grass, Miki joins the barren grass."
After hearing this, Lan Ning's beautiful eyes widened. Xie Fu's words were equivalent to making this word analysis order several times more difficult.
Originally, there was no limit to this number at the beginning. He recited [One], and it was a coincidence that he said [Two], but when [Three Woods] came out, he had to pick up the fourth.
This is to punish her to death.
Where to look for this four, I'm afraid I won't be able to find it even if I look through the dictionary, let alone analyze the characters.
Xie Fu saw that the sound of knocking the cup had not been heard for a long time, so he said: "Xiaobai, don't act so shamelessly and make Mrs. Lan Ning lose her reputation. You can rest assured. Mrs. Lan Ning is so talented that she will definitely deserve it. "
"Oh." Xiaobai responded and knocked.
Xiaotu glanced at Xiaobai, he was so stupid that he didn't even know that he had been betrayed by a man.
Ding... Xiaobai knocked on the ninth time and saw that Lan Ning had not responded yet. He looked towards Lan Ning and saw that Lan Ning was racking his brains, and then he realized that he had been fooled.
Xie Fu saw that the tenth blow had not yet landed, so he simply took over and struck the tenth blow himself.
Lan Ning came back to her senses and gave up. She looked at Xie Fu. He must be reluctant and would give me a step down. I am an oiran from Suzhou.
Xie Fu laughed heartily: "Hahaha, hahaha... it's my turn to draw a turtle." His tone sounded like a child with a strong desire to win.
With such pride, even the little white rabbit couldn't help but glare at him. He's a heartless man. Sitting opposite you is Ms. Lan Ning. It's too late to hurt.
Lan Ning even raised her head and raised her chest, "I don't believe you dare to draw a turtle on me."
Xie Fu, drunkenly and dazedly, looked at Lan Ning, who had a beautiful figure and a sweet smell like a peach, and really couldn't find the place to write.
When Lan Ning saw it, a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, her eyebrows as fine as silk embroidery were slightly raised, her beautiful eyes were a bit provocative, let's paint, come and paint...
Xie Fu's eyes finally fell on Lan Ning's face, the stunning face that made the man dream.
Lan Ning was slightly nervous, but she said proudly: "What do you want to do?"
"Ms. Lan Ning, don't get me wrong, I just want to draw a turtle."
Lan Ning was greatly hurt when she heard this. I am a courtesan from Suzhou, and you only want to draw turtles! Shouldn't you be full of evil thoughts? This made her pride completely unacceptable.
"How about painting it on your face?"
Xie Fu said that he had already picked up his pen and dipped ink.
Lan Ning looked at the ink-stained brush strokes and slowly came closer to her face. His eyes slightly lowered, and his big beautiful eyes looked a bit pitiful.
Anyone who saw such eyes would not have the heart to do anything. Unfortunately, Xie Fu was already half drunk and could only see turtles in his eyes.
When the soft brushstrokes fell on Lan Ning's fragile face, those pitiful eyes became a little more aggrieved.
As Xie Fu finished his strokes, Lan Ning's eyes became filled with resentment and stubbornness. He bit his red lips tightly and refused to say even a word of begging for mercy. You are so cruel to me. I……
Little White Rabbit originally thought that Xie Fu was just scaring Mrs. Lan Ning, but when she saw that Xie Fu was really willing to do it, she was dumbfounded!
She is worse than a beast! Such a beautiful lady, Lan Ning, is willing to paint a turtle on her beautiful face.
Mrs. Lan Ning has a reputation of being the most beautiful woman in Gusu. If you want to see her once in a while, you will be offered a hundred taels of silver depending on her mood.
Even if he saw her, he would be scolded and insulted.
Although Mrs. Lan Ning likes to abuse men, abuse their faces, abuse their bodies, and finally abuse the hearts of all men in Suzhou.
But men are so mean. They have to give her money to torture her, and they still laugh and feel proud of it.
But at this moment, Mrs. Lan Ning is being abused,
How could Chu Chuzhi, whose eyes were so full that they were almost dripping with water, do it so easily?
It is no exaggeration to say that even the executioner will be soft-hearted and drop his knife when he sees it.
But this feeling is so wonderful, like breaking some impossible taboo, and feeling unexpectedly happy.
Xiaobai and Xiaotu looked at each other, feeling the impact of this wave, which made people's hearts tremble. They couldn't even dream of drawing a turtle on Mrs. Lanning's face!
Xie Fu put a lifelike little turtle on one of Lan Ning's cheeks.
Lan Ning became very calm at this moment and even drew pictures.
Xie Fu brought a glass of wine to Lan Ning and said, "Ms. Lan Ning, don't forget to drink the fine wine."
Lan Ning took the wine glass and looked at the figure in the wine glass. The little turtle swaying on the pretty face looked as alive as if it was paddling in the water.
Xie Fu asked: "How good is this turtle?"
Lan Ning smiled sadly: "Young master is good at painting." But in his heart, he asked ten thousand questions, "How is your mother?"
"Just average, third in Yangzhou. The main reason is that Mrs. Lan Ning's face is tenderer and thinner than paper."
Lan Ning drank it all in one gulp and said with a murderous tone in his voice: "Come again!" This time I will paint in your indescribable place!
…
The little white rabbits sighed in unison: "Alas, Mrs. Lan Ning lost again."
I don't know why, but there was a hint of excitement in the voice. The two women held each other's hands, their fingers intertwined tightly, their hearts were already pounding, and here it comes, this magical moment has come again.
The moment when something extremely beautiful is defiled and destroyed! The excitement that turns everything upside down!
Lan Ning took a deep breath when she saw Xie Fu dipped his pen in ink. He had already drawn one and wanted to draw a second one.
Suzhou Oiran, are you shameless?
So cruel!
Xie Fu held Lan Ning's chin and asked her to turn her face slightly, "Come on, draw the other side. The one just now is only a male, and this is only a female. A male and a female form a pair."
"Yangzhou talented man! Paint better!"
Lan Ning's cold voice made people's hearts tremble, and it almost turned into ice. She was already a little angry now. Strictly speaking, it was anger. It wasn't that he refused to admit defeat, but that he didn't hesitate at all.
Is this the respect you have for courtesans? Is this your attitude towards stunning beauties?
Xie Fu couldn't hear anything. He was drunk and insane. In his opinion, this was just a game.
Soon, another beautiful little turtle appeared on Lan Ning's face.
