Lu Yehua didn't explain, but secretly thought, don't you know why you can't do it?
Xie Fu added: "Maybe I dislike the fact that I'm not handsome enough."
When Lu Yehua heard this, his image was printed in his mind, and he couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth. Being handsome in this life is one thing, it's mainly about being lovable. Thinking of it makes people feel happy, like the panacea that relieves boredom and sorrow.
He deliberately said: "The appearance is fair enough, but this face is inexplicably annoying to people. When they see it, it makes people want to give him a slap or a punch in order to be satisfied."
Xie Fu was surprised: "Really or not, am I really that annoying?"
Lu Yehua gritted his silver teeth and said, "Yes! Especially with your sultry look on your face."
Xie Fu smiled hoarsely: "You know this, maybe you saw me peeking at your butt."
Lu Yehua's face turned red with anger and he stood up: "If you don't know it, why don't you drop it on the ground and look at it."
This sentence is the most humiliating thing to say to others. Lu Yehua blurted out it, thinking about it, he was really angry.
Xie Fu let out an unexpected ouch. This strange sound made Lu Yehua couldn't help but think of his shriveled appearance, and he covered his mouth and snickered.
It became quiet outside, and Lu Yehua secretly wondered if he might have been hit. He shouldn't be so thick-skinned.
At this time, there was a rushing sound, like a falling stream hitting rocks. Lu Yehua blurted out and asked, "Is it raining?"
"No."
"What's that sound?"
"It's Xiaosheng who is urinating."
Lu Yehua said: "You, you are shameless!"
"It's not the Jurchens who asked me to urinate on the ground and watch them face to face."
Lu Yehua looked dumbfounded. He often did unexpected things. Just get used to it. He said sarcastically: "It's freezing cold. Be careful not to freeze."
As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I felt annoyed that I was doing something wrong by saying such things to him.
In fact, she is playful by nature and loves teasing others, but she is just showing it naturally at this moment.
Xie Fu immediately grabbed the conversation and asked: "Where is the frost damage?"
After thinking about it for a moment, Lu Yehua blushed. She had never really seen it before. That dark space was just an illusion, but she didn't know what he looked like and whether he was as handsome as his face.
My heart was shaking for a while, and at the same time I was a little more irritable. I said angrily: "Wherever you are freezing now, you will be frozen?"
"Thank you Jurchen for your concern, but just like a good sword, it can only be indestructible if it is tempered repeatedly and endured by cold weather."
Lu Yehua naturally heard the metaphor and cursed in his heart. This little thief actually came to seduce me. He sneered: "Who cares about you? It would be better if you were frozen. It would be better if you turned into... a living eunuch."
." He actually chuckled as he said that.
Listening to her laughter, which sounded as sweet as a silver bell, Xie Fu couldn't help but feel relaxed and happy. The two people fell in love not because of sorrow. The relationship between him and Lu Yehua was full of sourness and sorrow, and he couldn't remember any happy time.
It should have been like this a long time ago. After I teased her for a while, it made her happier, so she shuddered and exclaimed.
Lu Yehua was instinctively concerned and asked, "What's wrong?"
"It's so cold, I'm really freezing and I can't feel anything."
At this time, Lu Yehua's heart felt like it was soaked in honey wine, and he was so sweet that he felt dizzy. Who would have thought that it was irrational, so he opened the door and strode out.
She was so concerned that Xie Fu felt warm in his heart. Just as he was thinking about adapting to the situation, Lu Yehua had already come to his side and looked down. He just saw a flash in his eyes, covered his eyes and turned away, as if he was so ignorant.
The shy little lady.
Xie Fu was surprised, it shouldn't be, Xianting is so old, why are you still so shy? He looked towards her and saw her back showing shyness, and asked tentatively: "Have you seen clearly?"
Lu Yehua blurted out: "I didn't see anything clearly!"
"Then turn around and take a closer look."
Lu Yehua's body just moved, and he secretly told himself that there was nothing scary about just taking a look, but he couldn't turn around.
Xie Fu urged: "Hurry up, it's already freezing."
Lu Yehua suddenly woke up and was frozen. If you don't warm up quickly, this little thief is obviously teasing me like a three-year-old child. Hum, I care about you so much, how dare you tease me.
The corner of his mouth pretended to be concerned: "I'm frozen, what should I do?"
When Xie Fu heard this, his heart moved, and he said: "It's best to have a pair of warm little hands to help warm you up at this moment."
Lu Yehua bit his lip. He really thought I was a fool. He turned around suddenly, raised his hands and asked with a smile: "How do you think my hands are?"
Unexpectedly, it went so smoothly. Xie Fu was stunned for a moment and nodded.
In fact, the love story between men and women is nothing more than me knowing that you are pretending to be reserved, and you knowing that my intentions are evil, so we should give each other a step up to avoid being too embarrassed.
Lu Yehua suddenly slapped his face: "It's warm enough."
Xie Fu covered his face and said, "What are you doing?"
Lu Yehua sneered: "Didn't you ask me to warm you up?" He said with another slap: "Look at the red color, it's already warmed up."
Xie Fu argued: "It's not here, it's not here."
"Where is that, here?" Lu Yehua changed his position and started beating him on the chest, back, hands and shoulders.
Xie Fu stabilized his body, stood up straight, pointed down with his hand: "This is here!"
Suddenly, it was like a hammer smashing into Lu Yehua's eyes. Lu Yehua gave a sweet scolding, swung his Taoist robe, and knocked Fu Xie away with a sweep of his legs.
Then he turned around and fled back into the house, leaning against the door with his back, his heart pounding suddenly, when Xie Fu's painful wails could be heard outside.
This time Lu Yehua would not be fooled, and said sarcastically: "The louder you hurt, the happier I feel."
As soon as he finished speaking, Xie Fu stopped screaming in pain. Lu Yehua was so proud that he had no more tricks.
"It's too cold outside, let me go inside to warm up."
Xie Fu's voice suddenly came from close to the door, frightening Lu Yehua: "If you dare to come in, I will die for you."
"A heartless woman who refuses to save her."
Lu Yehua sneered: "Your life is so tough, even if I soak you in ice water for three days and three nights, you won't die!"
Xie Fu snorted coldly: "If I die, you will cry to death."
Just as Lu Yehua was about to answer, he suddenly caught a glimpse of himself in the bronze mirror, and his enthusiastic mood suddenly cooled down.
Xie Fu waited for a long time, but when Lu Yehua didn't answer, he shouted outside: "Tongran Jurchen."
Lu Yehua said coldly: "I'm sleeping, you can do whatever you want."
Xie Fu said excitedly: "How about we come together."
Lu Yehua did not respond. Listening to the gentle footsteps, he seemed to have gone back to bed to rest.
Xie Fu was wondering, he was fine just now, so what happened? Well, women are so unpredictable.
He sat down under the eaves, snowflakes falling on his body from time to time, but Xie Fu felt warm in his heart. He had not felt this kind of happiness for a long time, and soon fell asleep with peace of mind...
It was daybreak before she knew it. Lu Yehua had not slept all night. Where could she sleep? She shouted outside the house: "Hey..."
Normally, he would start chatting with him immediately. Lu Yehua shouted several times in succession, but there was no response from outside.
Could it be that he was frozen? Lu Yehua immediately got out of bed, opened the door and walked out of the house. Suddenly he saw him lying on the ground motionless, and his heart felt a dull pain.
When I found out that he was sleeping soundly and snoring, an unknown fire was rising up. I didn't sleep all night in the house, but it was better for you to sleep peacefully outside like a dead pig.
He raised his hand suddenly, but stopped again, staring blankly at the face covered with snowflakes. When his palm fell, he gently brushed away the snowflakes from his eyebrows.
It's really hateful and cute, funny and distressing.
Lu Yehua soon felt the coldness, which was very different from the warmth in the house. After a moment of hesitation, he picked him up and went back to the house.
But I am very angry in my heart. You are so lucky. I have never been so kind to my own daughter. I really want to throw you into the water and freeze to death.
Although he was thinking this, he walked directly to his bed, laid Xie Fu down gently, and covered him with a quilt.
Xie Fu's heart was filled with coke, which warmed his heart. He did fall asleep with peace of mind last night, but he woke up when Lu Yehua opened the door and walked out.
So he simply continued to pretend to be asleep, wanting to see how Lu Yehua would treat him. He thought that Lu Yehua would kick him or slap him to wake him up, but he didn't expect that Lu Yehua would directly carry him back to the house.
It seems that you still have to use strategies to deal with women, retreating in order to advance. It is not a good thing to be pushed into a hurry.
In the past, he was stubborn and left no room for women. People who wanted to be nice to him couldn't find the chance.
Lu Yehua touched his hand and felt a little cold, so he covered it with both hands.
Xie Fu's covered hand felt like it was wrapped in a piece of tissue paper, which was a little shocking. Of course he had touched Lu Yehua's hands. They were a pair of wonderful hands, soft and smooth, but now her hands had become
It becomes crispy and shocking.
In fact, Lu Yehua's hand was not much warmer than his. At this moment, Xie Fu wanted to put her hand down on his belly.
Lu Yehua probably felt that his hands were not warm, so he leaned forward slightly and put Xie Fu's palm against her face.
Xie Fu felt the roughness and felt a burst of heartache in his heart. My Xiaoye, how much have you suffered...
Lu Yehua lay down, and now he was even closer to Xie Fu's face. He couldn't help but look at him in a daze, and keenly caught his slight exhalation, and his heart skipped a beat.
Blinking his eyes a few times, he sneaked his lips closer and kissed Fu Xie gently on the face.
Fu Xie, who was sleeping soundly, seemed to be disturbed. Lu Yehua was so frightened that he quickly shrank back, only to find that Fu Xie just moved his mouth and patted his chest with lingering fear.
Seeing that his mouth was working hard like a child's, I couldn't help covering up my mouth and snickering. This man obviously looked ugly, but the strange thing was that he didn't look disgusting, but felt a bit...cute.
She didn't know why she would use words like cute to describe a man. It probably warmed her heart.
Xie Fu was making fake moves here, cursing secretly in his heart, "You idiot Ye Hua, kiss me, kiss me on the mouth."
Lu Yehua was really attracted by Xie Fu. She felt that her lips were a little dry, as if she was seeing delicious food. She pursed her lips and moved her fingers gently on her lips. The rough edges made her give up immediately.
This thought and low self-esteem will scare him.
After Xie Fu's plan failed, he tried another one and pretended to talk in his sleep: "Xiaoye, Xiaoye..."
Lu Yehua's heart skipped a beat, he was the only man in the world who could call her so affectionately and lovingly.
"Xiaoye, don't leave me..."
Lu Yehua's heart softened and he grabbed his hand, thinking to himself, I am just trying to survive in this world, what else do you want.
Xie Fu pursed his lips and said, "Xiaoye, give me a kiss... on the mouth."
Lu Yehua's face turned red, and he cursed in his heart. He lightly tapped his lips with his fingertips, expressing his meaning.
Xie Fu spat out her fingers with a sigh, looking very disgusted while dreaming.
Lu Yehua's eyes turned cold, love or not, this is the only way.
"Xiaoye, give me a kiss Naizi."
Lu Yehua's eyes were cold, his face was tense, and his mind was full of filth and filth. I want to kiss you, right? I'll give it to you.
His fingers thrust into Xie Fu's mouth.
This must be said to be very rude. Xie Fu pretended to wake up in shock and saw Lu Yehua leaning on him, opening his arms for a hug.
Lu Yehua was taken aback. It was too late to escape. He struggled and said, "Let me go."
Xie Fu chuckled: "It's delivered to your door. There's no reason to refuse it."
Lu Yehua glared at him: "If you don't let go, do you want to die?"
"Tongran Jurchen, stop pretending." Xie Fu came over with a sneer.
Lu Yehua pushed Xie Fu's face away with his palm: "Who are you pretending to!"
Seeing that he wanted to force himself to come over, he simply pinched his cheek hard, causing Xie Fu to scream in pain.
Lu Yehua smiled proudly: "How about it, are you happy? I have plenty of means to deal with a little thief like you."
Xie Fu shouted: "Stop twisting, your mouth will be torn off soon."
Lu Yehua raised his lips slightly, raised his eyebrows slightly, and a naughty smile appeared on the corner of his lips: "Are you still honest?"
"Honestly...that's weird!" Xie Fu suddenly made a sneak attack on her chest.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! In Lu Yehua's impression, Xie Fu is a reassuring good boy and a good man. Who would have thought that he was such a rogue.
Besides, men wouldn’t even dare to peek at her, let alone actually molest her.
He was caught unawares, and when he heard a sound like a needle piercing his veins, his whole body felt limp, and the hand that was holding Xie Fu's face was released.
Xie Fu took the opportunity to turn over and pinned her down. Lu Yehua finally came to his senses and struggled to slap Xie Fu: "You little thief, if you dare to touch me, I won't spare you!"
Xie Fu wasn't even afraid of death, so how could he be afraid of such a light threat? Watching her slap her hands on his face, it was like seeing her panicked girlish heart. As for her face, he really didn't see anything at all.
ugly.
Where is the ugliness? The beauty and ugliness in appearance are just skin. This is really shallow.
Only the eyes of wonderful people can see deeper things, just like the emotion shown in her eyes at this moment, it is enough for Xie Fu to interpret and taste.
Xie Fu kissed her sandalwood lips. Lu Yehua's eyes widened and he felt dizzy for a while. Then everything turned into weak clouds. His slapping hands stopped and then slowly dropped.
whimper--
She was looking forward to this kind of separation almost every day, where she could connect with her soul and get drunk without any resistance...
Good rain knows the season, and spring will happen. It sneaks into the night with the wind, moistening things silently.
The light rain in the sky is as moist as crisp, and the color of grass looks far away but is not visible up close. The best thing about spring is that it is better than the smoke and willows all over the imperial capital.
"Guanzhu!"
A female Taoist pushed the door open and broke in. When she saw the scene in front of her, she was so frightened that she backed out without even closing the door.
The two of them woke up in silence. Only then did Lu Yehua realize that he had been sitting on Xie Fu's body for some time, with his face almost touching him. Feeling ashamed and annoyed, he punched Xie Fu and said, "I was killed by you."
Now, tell me how to meet people in the future."
Xie Fu looked indifferent: "If you have a guilty conscience, that's your business. Anyway, I am aboveboard."
"Guanzhu!" The female guide outside the door shouted, her voice full of anxiety.