Seeing that Zhou Xingxing was about to be beaten to death, Zhang Pin couldn't bear it, so he stopped Zhou Xingxing who wanted to continue.
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"Big teapot, come and clean the toilet quickly!"
At the New Territories Detention Center, a five-person prison, when the prison guards inspected the hygiene, they found that the cleaning was not up to standard.
"No, sir, we are all going to be released from prison today, and we still have to clean toilets!"
A fat man who looked short, plump, and honest looked at the other four people and had no choice but to argue on his own.
"You don't want to go out, do you? Do you want the commander to deduct some points from you?"
"Think about it, this is cleaning!"
"You did a good job cleaning it. Be a good person when you go out. Remember to be like this toilet. Even if it was dirty before, you must keep it clean from now on. Do you understand?"
"I know, sir! Thank you, sir!"
Five weird-looking guys were in trouble standing at the gate of the prison. This was the New Territories, a rural area. There were no cars passing by at all, and the bus was unwilling to stop. The five of them waited for most of the day without waiting for the bus.
Finally, Luo Hanguo stood up and used a little trick to pretend that the tire had burst, causing a minibus to stop, and everyone got on the bus smoothly.
But after getting on the bus, the minibus driver obviously felt very unlucky, so he simply complained while driving.
"Oh, when people are unlucky, there really is no place to hide. I have no choice but to go to the market after get off work to buy some grapefruit leaves, boil water, and wash the car and yourself clean, so that the bad luck will be removed from the body."
Hearing his words, Big Teapot, Curly Hair, Vaseline, Luo Han Guo and A Jian all looked ugly. However, they had just left the prison, and thinking about the previous prison guard's teachings, everyone pretended not to have heard them.
Not long after the minibus driver drove, he met another driver who had stopped and waited for a red light. The driver asked him to play cards after get off work.
"Why are you playing mahjong? Don't ask me out for a month. You are in bad luck. You are even more unlucky than meeting a nun early in the morning."
"No way, you're just kidding me!"
"Why not? If you don't believe it, get on my bus and take a look. Everyone on the bus has the word "prison" written on their heads!"
The bus driver looked down on people so much that Vaseline couldn't help it at first, but he looked at the other four people who lowered their heads and said nothing, and finally did not express his opinion.
Because he was talking, the car didn't start when the light turned green, and the driver waiting behind immediately honked his horn to urge him.
"Why are you so anxious? Are you rushing to go to jail too?"
Seeing that no matter what he said, the five people didn't respond, the bus driver suddenly became even more open-minded.
This time even Ajian, who had the best temper and self-control among the five, couldn't help it. He blew a breath to attract everyone's attention, walked to the front, picked up a cigarette from the bus driver and put it in his mouth.
Seeing his impolite actions, the driver immediately became angry. He stabilized the steering wheel and wanted to curse, but before he could say anything, A-Jian had already spoken.
He looked at Curly Hair first: "Hey, Curly Hair, you did something and got caught!"
Curly Hair is very good. He was originally a public interest lawyer, but he was screwed by others. Now he is bragging and looks decent. Gu
"It's just a small thing. Once I was on a bus and the driver was chattering in my ear, so I pulled him off the bus and casually stabbed him twice. Unlucky enough, he stabbed a major artery, so
He was caught by the police and sentenced to three years."
When the bus driver heard what the other party said, he was so frightened that the steering wheel was a little unsteady, and he quickly swallowed back the words he was about to curse.
Vaseline had been holding back her anger for a long time. When she saw her friend speaking, she didn't need anyone to ask, so she just said it herself.
"I was wronged. There was a driver with a bad temper and rude words. He even dared to stare at me when I got in the car. Of course I couldn't bear my bad temper. I immediately punched him. Who knew he was so weak? His eyes were directly hit.
It blew up, and I didn’t want to lose money, so I went and stayed there for two years.”
When the driver heard what he said, his originally wide eyes narrowed in fear, fearing that the other party would misunderstand that he was glaring at him.
When the topic came up, Luo Hanguo also joined in with a smile. He clasped his hands and had a relaxed look on his face.
"You guys, you are still too grumpy. If you learn from me, you will know what it means to know the law and break the law. Using knives and fists is still too violent. Unlike me, it is best to just pour sulfuric acid. That time I poured a bucket of sulfuric acid on the driver.
It’s only been sitting on my head for a year and a half.”
Crunch——
The car turned a big turn involuntarily, which was why the driver's body trembled with fright and his hands shook.
Just now, he experienced the feeling of being showered from head to toe by a bucket of sulfuric acid, and he was so frightened that he almost came out of his body. After all, sulfuric acid can disfigure your face.
He is still young and doesn't even have a girlfriend. If he is disfigured, he will be single for the rest of his life.
The driver's reaction not only shocked him, but also other people in the car. However, at this time, the rather temperamental Big Teapot became interested in chatting, and he continued what Luo Hanguo said.
"Then you have better luck than me. I also used sulfuric acid, but I spent ten years in prison!"
"Ten years, where did you splash him?"
Luo Hanguo had a surprised expression on his face, but his eyes were focused on the driver. He was afraid that the driver would lose his grip on the steering wheel and be in danger.
"I didn't shower him, I just drank it directly. Oh, and what's more, what I gave him was not sulfuric acid, but concentrated sulfuric acid. His throat was rotten before he finished drinking it."
Crunch - crunch - cough cough cough!
The car swayed, and when the driver heard what the big teapot said, he was so frightened that he swallowed hard, and then choked on his own saliva.
Seeing the driver's frightened look, Curly Hair became interested and continued to speak.
"Oh, it's not the first time for everyone to go in. Everyone in the prison is talented and well-spoken. I really like the people there. Going back there feels like going home!"
"Yes, yes, speaking of which, I still miss those brothers a little bit, but it's a pity that they are all murderers. If I don't take the initiative to go in and see them, they won't be able to come out at all.
By the way, if a minibus is burned down, how long do you think it will take? I want to go in and stay with them again, preferably for a longer time."
Finally, Ah Jian took over the words, and then he took the initiative to walk to the front and patted the driver on the shoulder, which scared the driver so much that he almost jumped up.
"Hey, driver, are you angry?"
Crunch——
The car swung again. The people who had just talked too much had actually thought about whether these people were lying to him, but before he could finish thinking about it carefully, A Jian was frightened again when he asked the question.
