"You really thought I couldn't do anything to you, didn't you?"
After noticing the prying eyes again, Feng Bingwen couldn't help it. No matter how good-tempered he was, he couldn't stand such a thing.
Although there is nothing interesting about him here, after being spied on like this over and over again, even the Buddha and Bodhisattva in the Pure Land of Lingshan have to use their great magical powers to slay demons.
"Little Xiantian Five Elements Escape Method"
This is an escape method that Feng Bingwen translated from Tao Zang. The powerful person who wrote this Tao Zang wanted to use this as a basis to deduce the true innate escape method of the five elements, even if he could only deduce part of it.
worth it.
Although judging from the records on it, it seems that it was not successful in the end, but for Feng Bingwen, he only needs this escape method now, and it is only a part of it.
Earth Escape!
Feng Bingwen thought that he would need to spend a long time learning earth escape, because the target he wanted to target was a grass elf who was born with the ability to escape. If he wanted to catch such an elf, he would have to practice the escape technique to the extreme.
A profound realm.
But in fact, there is no need to be so troublesome. If the grass spirit can hide in the soil all the time, then there is nothing you can do about it. But as long as it has a plot and wants to surface, there are ways to restrain it.
cat!
It possesses almost crushing lethality against anything smaller than itself that can move.
So, after Feng Bingwen came home from school again, he discovered that the culprit that had been bothering him for a long time was firmly trampled under the claws of the calico female cat he raised, unable to move.
"Huh!"
Feng Bingwen noticed something was wrong as soon as he entered the door. When he entered his room, he saw the little old man being suppressed by a female cat that was about the same size as him.
When Feng Bingwen saw him, the little old man with folds all over his body also raised his head and saw the child with a delicate appearance and an aura of pure spirit lingering around him. His heart trembled and he felt...
A feeling of despair could not help but emerge.
"My life is over!"
"Is it you, little thing, who keeps spying on me every day? Haha, I thought it would take some time until I perfected the magical escape technique before I could catch you, but I didn't expect that you were so unsatisfactory that my cat caught you."
Feng Bingwen walked up to his tabby cat and looked at the little female cat with a proud look on her face, waiting for praise. She stroked it twice, then squatted down and started to mock.
While Feng Bingwen was talking, there was a palm-sized little person flapping its petal wings and flying around him, with a pleading look on his face.
When Feng Bingwen came in, she saw this little guy struggling to push the tabby cat's body, which was as big as a mountain to her. Naturally, with her strength, she couldn't push it.
"Xiao Baishao, don't beg this despicable human monk, it's useless. If you can survive, I just hope that you can remember this lesson and recognize the true face of the human monk, and you won't lose me in vain.
This life."
The little old man who was about three feet tall heard Feng Bingwen's sarcasm, but ignored it, and instead spoke to the little flower essence with a pleading look on his face.
"You little old man, you are so unreasonable. You peek into my door every day without my consent. Now that I have caught you, you slap a despicable label on my head!"
When Feng Bingwen heard what the little old man said, he immediately laughed angrily. He could always feel the prying eyes for a while, but it made him quite annoyed.
"You, a human kid, have caught me, cooked me alive, and done whatever you want, why do you pretend to be like this? You put a lot of thought into it, and even gave my children so many benefits, after waiting so long
You didn't hurt them for a long time, didn't you just want to catch me? You succeeded."
"I put a lot of thought into it?"
Feng Bingwen listened to the hostile words of the old medicine spirit. After thinking for a moment, he understood the meaning of his words and what he looked like in the eyes of the old medicine spirit.
"Who do you think you are? You're worthy of me spending so much time on you. Do you think I teased and played with those mountain spirits some time ago just to seduce you? You're so ugly, but you have quite a lot on your mind.
beautiful."
The harsh ridicule immediately made the old medicine man's eyes widen, but his expression was full of disbelief. He knew very well how tempting he was to the practitioner. As long as he added some medicinal materials casually, he would
It can be turned into a good elixir.
It may be an exaggeration to say that it is a living dead with flesh and white bones, but it can indeed save a life at a critical moment, and if you get some special elixirs, you can even refine them into realm-breaking elixirs.
"Human race, don't try to trick me. When you're in this situation, you don't need to cover up your ugly face. Let this ignorant child like me see your true face."
"You old guy, it doesn't matter that you are so ugly, but your heart is so dirty. Do you think everything is black?"
Feng Bingwen cursed, stepped forward and grabbed the old mountain spirit, picked him up directly, and finally came outside the house amidst the frightened babbling of the little flower spirit beside him.
"This is my first and last warning, don't spy on me again, otherwise you will be the one to watch if I catch you again."
The nine-year-old child looked serious, but his posture made the old mountain spirit in his hand feel ridiculous and incredible.
"What do you want to do?"
"You old pervert who likes to voyeur, leave!"
Feng Bingwen responded with action. He grabbed the small tree on the old mountain spirit's head and threw it gently. The next moment, he stretched out his right foot and kicked the three-foot-old little old man directly.
Er kicked out of the Feng family's old house.
The old mountain spirit drew a beautiful parabola in the air, and when it touched the earth, it merged into it without any stagnation and disappeared like a fish falling into the water.
But the old mountain spirit who subconsciously hid in the soil reacted the next moment, and a head popped out of the ground. He looked at the Feng family mansion, which was obviously just built not long ago, with an expression full of confusion.
"I actually got kicked out!"
The old mountain spirit who didn't even remember how long he had been around, maybe hundreds or even thousands of years, just felt ridiculous. It was not like he had never encountered a human race that didn't care about him like this.
But those human beings are all high-ranking monks who can control the wind and rain with just a thought. Even if they found out, they didn't bother to try to catch him.
But who is this human child? With his knowledge, he can tell at a glance that although this child is full of aura, there are only very superficial traces of cultivation. He is not even a monk, but now he is