For this kind of sultry little boy, Li Yuan is very good at catching him.
Suppressing a smile: "Brother, where is your job?"
"I'm still in college. And also, I'm still working out as part of a work-study program."
"Wow! You are so awesome! I just like your little brother who studies well and works hard."
Maybe the opposite person is already too beautiful to be confused with: "That's so awesome. I really worked hard."
"I feel like the two of us have a lot in common. Is that the same for you?"
"Yes! I feel the same way."
"It's annoying! You can't let girls take the initiative all the time!"
The person on the other side was confused and was stunned for several seconds: "What did I do wrong?"
"We will be shy! Don't you know about dating? I didn't agree. I am a very conservative little girl."
The other party suddenly realized: "Yes. Can we meet in person? I know it may be a bit excessive. But..."
"It's so annoying. I'm not ready yet."
"Okay! Then I'll wait for you to be ready."
(⊙?⊙)
Are today's boys also stupid and naive? Absolutely not, we can't let this fat-headed fish get off the hook.
"How come you don't understand other people's thoughts at all? You're disgusting! You're a nuisance!"
"..."
"Then you have to apologize first. I want to see your attitude."
"I apologize. I was wrong." He apologized very quickly. Men are such bitches, and maybe even he himself doesn't know what he did wrong.
"I just forgive you carelessly."
"hey-hey."
"Brother, why haven't you responded yet?"
"ah?"
"It's a date! It makes me so angry. I'm so embarrassed."
"Yes! I want to date you, no, no, date me..."
"Silly! Idiot!"
"Yes, I am!"
"So are you free now?"
"When you are free, you are free."
"In two hours, you can put on a black suit and wait for me under the Jinshui Bridge. Can you do that?"
"Yes!"
"Also, you need to hold a bouquet of flowers. Two red ones and five yellow ones."
"Ah? Flowers?"
"Idiot! You don't understand the Lun family's thoughts. How can a date be without a sense of ritual?"
"..."
Okay! I finally got rid of this sultry little boy, let him hold 250 flowers, go to Jinshui Bridge and wait slowly!
Let this person feel the gaze of a great man - how many martyrs shed their blood and sacrificed their lives to cultivate this kind of shit!
Li Yuan once again summarized this internal test. It seems that some emoticon pack functions are missing, which makes it less interesting. Various emoticon packs should be designed as soon as possible and added to... the next version!
In this case, there seem to be a lot of foreign hot men in the capital... right? The Chinese will not embarrass the Chinese. Let's trick the foreigners into going to Jinshui Bridge and let two men go there...
However, before Li Yuan could open the door, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open, and Wu Yongping rushed in anxiously: "Yuanzi, I'm asking for leave, and you can help look after the internal beta. Oh! Do you know where to buy flowers nearby?
?”
"Buying flowers?"
"Yes! Two red flowers, five yellow flowers. And a suit..."
"puff--!"
"Yuanzi, what's wrong with you?"
"No, no. Just go in peace! Cough, cough, cough!"
"..."
…
Today is another happy day. Li Yuan hooked up with a few foreign men in the capital online, and then threw them all to Jinshui Bridge...
Don't tell me, in an era when "First Close Encounters" didn't even appear, humans no longer had the slightest bit of defensiveness on the Internet, ticking every box without any delay.
How can those girls be like that? They only know how to learn English and study abroad? They don’t bloom beautiful youth?
I returned home in high spirits. As soon as I opened the door, I saw my third sister, Li Lanlan, running around the house like a headless fly.
"What's going on? Why does your face look like a monkey's butt?"
Li Lanlan rolled her eyes: "I'm learning makeup."
"What kind of makeup did you wear in college?" Li Yuan asked in confusion.
"What do you want me to do? Can't I put on makeup?"
Li Yuan was too lazy to take care of this girl. Why do girls nowadays have such old-fashioned makeup and clothes? It makes her want to dance around.
In the blink of an eye, Li Lanlan dug out a cosmetic bag, the same ones Li Yuan had bought abroad before. She returned to the room happily...
"Alas!" Being a good brother is really tiring. You should give me some advice! You can't let your own sister turn into a country girl?
Li Yuan followed Li Lanlan into her room. As soon as Li Lanlan turned around, there was a sudden chaos and she quickly set the computer on her desk to screen saver mode.
"Hehe! Brother, I'm learning computer. Hehehe."
When we pulled the dedicated Internet line at the headquarters, we also pulled a line into the community of Jinyuan Plaza. So there are many new generation domestic Internet users here.
Li Yuan is a little strange. What he said just now... There is no three hundred taels of silver here, right?
Li Yuan glanced sideways and sat directly in front of the computer. Facing the dialog box for entering the password, he thought about it...
"Hehe." Li Lanlan shook her little head proudly and said cutely, "Brother, this is my private secret."
"Haha." Li Yuan sneered. He directly entered the six-digit number, and the screen saver was opened smoothly.
"Ah?" Li Lanlan was stunned in surprise. This was the password she had racked her brains to come up with, and no one had told it to her?
Li Yuan sneered: "Do you know the difference now? Don't worship me, I am a legend!"
"Hey!" Li Lanlan quickly grabbed Li Yuan, "How did you guess? Did you peek?"
"Xiaosan, do I still need to guess? This is your birthday!" Li Yuan laughed and said, "If it doesn't work, just put the month first, then the day, and finally the year, or some other permutation and combination. Can't you just try a few more times? Hahaha!
"
Today's computer users are also so naive. Basically all they can think of is their own birthday. There is no need to bypass this screensaver.
Li Lanlan's nose burned with anger: "No! You are cheating!"
"So what if you're cheating? Let me see your secret...fuck you!"
Hearing "Fuck", Li Lanlan reacted immediately. She tried her best to cover the screen with her body: "Brother, don't look at it! No--!"
"U2? Miss Rose? Hahaha!"
While laughing, Li Yuan was a little confused. Did he see a ghost when he went out? In a random chat on the Internet, the two people he talked about were actually people around him?
But then I thought about it, it’s just an internal test, it’s all foreign-funded enterprises or college students in the capital, and the scope is actually very small. There may only be a few hundred or a few thousand users now... right?
"Brother——!" Li Lanlan felt that she was about to die. She lay directly on Li Yuan and acted like a mangy dog.
Why is this happening? How can you tell this unscrupulous brother to go away?
