Headache, especially the so-called inexplicable headache, is an incurable disease even in the 21st century.
Gu Xun's high school teacher once deeply lamented that it is the most embarrassing thing for students to ask for leave because of headaches, because you don't know whether it is true or false. Even if you ask a doctor to prove it, it won't work, because the doctor doesn't know whether it is true or false.
Now, Mrs. Mingzhu in front of me said that her symptom is headache.
It hurts a**!
This was Gu Xun’s first thought.
You still have a headache. I think you owe Hua Tuo for opening your head!
Of course, you must not say what’s on your mind, it’s so uncivilized.
Look, hear, ask, and check. We have done both looking and hearing, and only asking and checking are left. There is no need to do anything, just ask.
"Madam, when do you usually get headaches, and how long do they last?"
"What time?" Mrs. Mingzhu swung her long legs, adjusted her posture slightly, raised her left hand to support her head, looked at Gu Xun and said:
"The duration of the headache... is uncertain, and the duration... is also uncertain."
Gu Xun pretended to smack his lips, as if the matter was very difficult, "I'm not even sure...hiss...this is going to be very difficult!"
"What, sir, there's nothing you can do?" Mrs. Mingzhu's tone was playful, not worried at all about this strange headache that never existed in her body.
"Ah... no, it's not completely impossible."
Once again, it was beyond Mrs. Mingzhu’s expectation. You can cure non-existent diseases?
"Let me prescribe a prescription for you, madam." As he said that, Gu Xun looked around and asked, "Is there paper and pen here?"
"Oh?" Mrs. Mingzhu showed interest again, but her tone was still as lazy as her current posture, "Sir, you can just say it, I can remember it."
Gu Xun was not polite and quickly explained a lot of medicinal materials and their proportions in a clear tone.
After Mrs. Mingzhu listened to the beginning and confirmed that this was not a recipe she knew, she began to record Gu Xun's narrative seriously in her heart.
No matter what other secrets Gu Xun has, at least the other party's medical expert, Mrs. Pearl, has found out clearly. She is indeed brilliant. She may not be sure that this prescription has any miraculous effects and may be used in the future.
After a while, when Gu Xun finished stating the prescription, Mrs. Mingzhu briefly compared the medicinal properties of the medicinal materials and said hesitantly:
"This medicine seems to...soothe the nerves?"
Gu Xun was not surprised that the other party was able to figure out some of the effects of the medicine so quickly. After all, his 'rough knowledge' of medical skills was similar to Zi Nu's 'lue knowledge'.
"Yes, to be precise, sleep peacefully."
"Sleep?" Mrs. Mingzhu became more and more confused as to what this doctor wanted to do.
"This prescription is not made into a decoction, but a powder. Mix it with boiled water and take it. You can fall asleep very quickly. This way, Madam, you don't have to worry about headaches. I guarantee that the medicine is very effective and you can sleep no matter how headache you have."
I will definitely not wake up before the time comes."
"By the way." Before Madam Mingzhu could speak, Gu Xun added, "If Madam finds it troublesome to mix it with water, you can take it orally or inhale it through your nose."
Oral? Inhaled?
Only then did Mrs. Mingzhu react. No wonder she felt strange when she heard him describe the effects of the medicine. This was not a sleeping pill, it was clearly a drug!
"Ha!" Mrs. Mingzhu couldn't help but laughed angrily, "Sir, are you just looking for my happiness? Is this the treatment you're giving me?!"
Gu Xunyi shrugged and replied in a nonchalant tone:
"Forgive me for my limited talent and poor skills. I can only think of this temporary solution to my wife's strange illness."
"Isn't it too perfunctory to just say that there is nothing you can do without careful diagnosis and treatment?" Mrs. Mingzhu's voice began to contain a bit of coldness, but she was not really angry, but trying to put pressure on Gu Xun in this way.
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However, Gu Xun didn't care at all, with an expression that said you know better than me about medical skills, "Please rest assured, madam, this is not to deal with you. My medical skills are definitely better than yours. If you say it can't be cured, it means it can't be cured."
"Sir, your attitude is so rude!" Mrs. Mingzhu sat up, stared at Gu Xun with her seductive fox eyes, and threatened: "Be careful, I will tell the king and let him punish you."
Gu Xun refused to give in and replied forcefully:
"I think it's not that I'm too rude, but that you're too boring, madam, and even pretended to be sick."
"What is it for, to win the sympathy of King Han?" Gu Xun pretended to guess.
"Is it because of fighting with other concubines in the palace, or for other purposes?"
"None of them." Mrs. Mingzhu's eyes were flowing, and the touching amorous feelings were swirling in her mind. She didn't know what kind of evil was being held in her mind. She denied all Gu Xun's guesses. At the same time, she stood up and walked up to Gu Xun again. She smiled coquettishly and teased her with her charming words.
The human tone seduced Gu Xun:
"I am here for you, sir."
"Oh?" Gu Xun looked curious, "Me? Do I know my wife? Is it worth going to such a troublesome way to recruit me into the palace?"
"Giggle, sir, don't you know? You are now called the Jade-faced Miracle Doctor (there are also people called Weird Doctor, the former is usually called by the poor, the latter by the rich), and I don't know how many young girls in Zhengcheng are obsessed with it.
Because of your richness and handsomeness, I don’t even think about food and tea!”
Gu Xun listened expressionlessly as the other party boasted about himself. There were many women in Xinzheng City who coveted their beauty. They looked at handsome men openly and even took advantage of them in the name of medical treatment. However, most of them were middle-aged married women.
, after all, young girls who have not yet left the court generally do not appear in public, and even if they do, they are not so bold.
Of course, when we say they are middle-aged women, they are actually not too old. They are around thirty years old, usually no more than forty, and they are all good-looking and charming. After all, in the anime world, regardless of gender, purely ugly women
Very little pussy (again @吉无夜).
As for girls, many have heard of themselves, but how many of them are obsessed with handsome guys who only exist in their ears?
As the saying goes, I can't help but be honest!
Madam Mingzhu, this is basically nonsense.
The nonsense continues:
"I also heard your name, and even saw your portrait by chance. Since then, I have admired you endlessly and wanted to see your true face. However, I live in a deep palace. You should also understand the difficulty.
So... I have no choice but to use this method."
"But sir, don't worry. I have sent away all the maids and slaves in my palace today. Today there are only you and me."
Gu Xun looked at Mrs. Mingzhu's actions with her hands and mouth - here she was talking nonsense, and her movements also made it difficult for women to express their feelings. Don't think about it wrongly - he was very confused.
So, what is she doing?
All actions point to one answer, that is, Mrs. Mingzhu is seducing herself, trying to make herself prostrate herself under her purple tube top skirt.
But why?
Is it because you, in sage mode, turn a blind eye to her charm? Are you the heroine in one of those outdated urban cool novels from ten years ago? Because you were ignored, you got excited?
Gu Xun's heart was half filled with questions and half filled with complaints.
