Who knew that after David Letterman told two orthodox jokes, he would start his baby-level jokes again. Ronald found that the laughter of the people around him was much smaller than when he heard it for the first time, especially
The two parties involved were so embarrassed that they were at a loss.
Oprah Winfrey is also a talk show host. Even her expression is a little tense. What is this?
Ronald felt that he, like many others, began to move his butt. Embarrassment seemed to rise from everyone's chair like nails, forcing you to start dodging left and right.
"This year's Oscars is a very high-profile event, almost as high-profile as DreamWorks' founding press conference... Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg, David Geffen
, three children with their own dreams and 1.8 billion US dollars, God knows what they will achieve?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
David Letterman's level of humor oscillated rapidly between the top and unqualified kindergarten teachers in the country. Ronald was suddenly amused and he really didn't know what to do.
"Many of the people sitting here are directors and producers. We used to pray that the three of them would not be so successful next year. Now it is much simpler and saves a lot of time. We only need to pray that one company, DreamWorks, will not be successful.
."
At this moment, Ronald stopped laughing. This joke was aimed at his class. If he was caught by a camera laughing, it would become tomorrow's news. Although there is a high probability that the people at ABC will recognize it, and even the three
I won’t even give a close-up of the boss of DreamWorks.
"One company, Seewo Films, gave Stallone $20 million to shoot a movie with an undecided script. God, if you want to make money, the only undecided thing is which Roman letter Stallone will add after Rocky..."
"Pfft...", Ronald couldn't help it anymore. Stallone's salary had already reached 20 million US dollars, but now no one in Hollywood knows that he is dying. In addition to outsiders, they will also be attracted by his international appeal.
Cheating...but going back to film the Rocky series is a feasible plan.
"This year's Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film is Ang Lee's 'Drink, Eat, Man, Woman,' which happened to be the words Schwarzenegger said when he first dated his wife, Maria Shriver...
"
"Hahaha……"
This was meant to make fun of Schwarzenegger's poor English. Anyway, jokes that satirize celebrities generally don't pay much attention to them, because they would have looked for opportunities to appear on such occasions. Sure enough, the camera captured the two of them very quickly.
Everyone's reaction - they all laughed happily.
"As Forrest Gump said, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what the next one is going to taste like... Unless of course you sit next to Roger Ebert, then you won't get any...
…”
"Ha..." Now it was Ronald's turn to be embarrassed.
This joke doesn't make him laugh, nor does it make him laugh.
This joke apparently refers to Roger Ebert's fondness for eating chocolate sweets, but it actually contains an implicit criticism of film critics headed by him.
Many people are jealous and envious of the film review program he and Gene Sisco air on TV every Thursday. Some film critics from other newspapers ridiculed his film review program as a large-scale spoiler scene.
Comment a few words, and then broadcast the best part of the movie. The most delicious part of the movie, like chocolate, was fed to the audience, and the audience went into the theater and shouted that they were fooled by the garbage movie they saw.
Roger Ebert actually gave Forrest Gump a very high score, but the phenomenon of him being satirized does exist. So this joke is more dangerous...
David Letterman, the host, may just not be suitable for such a formal occasion. He is only most suitable in a late-night talk show where he speaks freely. Many jokes would be too much to tell at the Oscars.
Fortunately, the directors of the broadcast are all experienced teams and understand the importance of this. When this joke was made, the broadcast camera showed Tom Hanks who played Forrest Gump, which limited the joke to the actor who played Forrest Gump.
Please don’t over-interpret the above.
Ronald was still not at ease. He got up and asked the stand-in to come and sit in his seat. Then he went to Richard who was sitting in the back and asked him to go to the ABC director to confirm. In case it was really filmed.
If your own laughter is cut together, it will cause misunderstandings, so it must be cut out when it is replayed.
Just when he was walking to Richard, Ronald saw Helen sitting next to Richard. She specially selected this position. The seat at the back would not attract attention, and she could also find a chance to talk to Ronald.
Two sentences.
Seeing Ronald approaching him, Helen looked at her lover lovingly. Her beautiful eyes were watery. Her dress was simple and sexy, with pearls paired with a black sleeveless dress, which made Ronald look forward to it.
glanced at her twice.
"God bless..." Helen raised her finger and crossed her index finger and middle finger, making a gesture of praying for good luck. She also very wisely did not come up to talk to Ronald. Ronald just smiled and said that he would accept it.
arrive.
Back and forth, no one noticed except a woman who kept staring at Ronald.
"Hmph..." The person sitting in front turned around and stared at him closely, it was Meg Tilly. She was not angry as soon as she came in from Ronald's Diane. Diane was wearing a black and white floor-length gown.
The skirt should have been hers.
They are the model of a loving couple in Hollywood, but they still have a lover? It’s a pity that Meg Tilly’s eyesight is not very good, and the dazzling lights did not allow her to see clearly who the woman was.
She tried hard to turn her head, trying to see the woman's face clearly. As a result, she annoyingly blocked the sight of the female celebrities behind her. At that moment, the camera swept over, and the heads of the female celebrities were blocked by her.
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, except for the locations where the big winning crews are located, other locations may only have one chance to be caught by the camera in one night, and they are so vividly blocked by Meg Tilly.
"That man seems to be Richard..." Meg Tilly was still trying to distinguish, but with a bang, her shoes were kicked to the seats in the row below.
"ah……"
Meg Tilly exclaimed. She was originally wearing super high heels. After sitting down, in order to relax her feet, she secretly took them off and stuffed them under the seat. Unexpectedly, there was a bad guy behind her.
Her feet kicked off her shoes.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let's start handing out awards...the first award is for Best Supporting Actress, ah!" The host David Letterman just started to announce the start of the awards when he heard the exclamation,
"It seems some people can't wait..."
"Hahahaha..." The audience laughed wildly again.
"Dear, what's wrong?" Diane looked at Ronald who came back. The diamond necklace around his neck was shining, and he looked a little more noble. The expression he had accumulated after suffering a lot of bullying during his teenage years seemed to be talking to Ronald.
After being together, De was washed away by happiness, and now there is only love and satisfaction on Diane's face.
"It seems that someone's shoe fell off..." Ronald dismissed the matter and said, "Then what, who is awarding the award below?"
"Tommy Lee Jones..."
Last year's Best Supporting Actor winner, Tom Lee Jones' hair has grown back, but his hairline has become a bit suspicious... He knew that this award was not the protagonist tonight, so he wasted no time and announced the nomination in one go:
"Rosemary Harris, ruthless writer; Helen Mirren, Mad King George; Uma Thurman, Pulp Fiction; Jennifer Tilly, bullets flying across Broadway; Dianne Wiest, bullets flying across Broadway;
The winner is, Dianne Wiest!”
Dianne Wiest is a very tall actress, but her voice makes people feel very childish.
"Oh God, let me put on my glasses first. I'm just as excited as the first time I won, but this time I already need glasses... I feel so honored and special to be nominated with these very talented women.
It's my colleague, the equally talented Jennifer Tilly, she's amazing..."
The camera panned to Jennifer Tilly who was sitting below. Jennifer was still a little disappointed. She forced a smile on her face, but she could still tell that she was unwilling...especially since her sister was here tonight and she didn't get the Oscar in front of her.
, I went on stage to "thank" her, which was a waste of my carefully prepared speech.
"I'm so angry..."
Who knew that Meg Tilly sitting in the back, although her sister did not win, her jealousy was also very strong, and the broadcaster gave her a five-second close-up! She was qualified as the third candidate for Armani Haute Couture
, but actually gave my sister a chance in a cheap dress!
The next three were minor awards, Queen of the Desert won the Best Costume Design Award, Ed Wood won the Best Makeup Award, and Speed won the Best Sound Editing award.
However, among these three awards, the latter two have nominations for Forrest Gump. And among these awards, there are relatively few nominations. There are only three nominations for Best Makeup and Best Sound Editing, which is higher than the usual five nominations.
Want less.
Therefore, Forrest Gump failed in these two awards, which is relatively abnormal. Ronald also expressed comfort to the nominees around him. They all dressed up to attend, and although they did not win, they were very happy.
I didn't have a chance to take out the speech I had kept in my pocket for a long time. I thanked my family for their support, which made them a little regretful.
Soon it was time for the first and more important big award tonight, Best Editing.
The person who presented the award on stage was the famous comedian Steve Martin. He had also hosted the Oscars before, so he started by making fun of David Letterman.
"I listened to David Letterman's opening show tonight, and it was very funny... but anyone who comes on after Arthur Miller will be extra funny."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Ronald was also happy. Arthur Miller was the president of the college. He followed tradition and was the first to come on the stage after the opening and talked a lot of non-nutritive nonsense. Everyone wanted him to come down quickly...
"Every time I shoot a big-budget movie, someone will ask me what exactly is film editing..."
Steve Martin went on to tell a joke. This is the custom for this type of award. Everyone has to say something explanatory so that the TV audience can understand what kind of award this is.
People within Hollywood certainly understand what film editing is, but TV viewers don't quite understand, as everyone stops and waits to hear Steve Martin's wise words.
"I always say, how the hell do I know you're the director of this movie..."
"Hahaha..." There was another burst of laughter. It seemed that David Letterman's performance was indeed not good. Almost every guest on the stage had to work hard to tell jokes and let everyone know that he could also be invited to host the next one.
Award Ceremony.
"Nominations for Best Editing include Walter Murch, Forrest Gump..."
Best Editing is also an award that is closely related to Best Director and Best Screenplay. It can be seen that this year’s nominees are all strong films. Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, Speed, etc. have received a lot of attention this year.
documentary, basketball dreams are all listed in it.
Whoever wins the Best Editing Award will also have a head start in the Best Director Award.
Ronald was also very nervous. Walter Murch, who was nominated, always competed in both sound effects and film editing. He didn't win the best sound effects editor just now. The best editing this time was his only chance.
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"Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo..." The theme song of Forrest Gump played. Ronald turned back to look at Murch sitting in the back row and hugged him to congratulate him as he passed by the corridor.
"Thank you. Film is an art that requires teamwork. There are hundreds of people in the Forrest Gump team, and their core is the director, Ronald Lee, who has strong curiosity and genius leadership. He
I felt this quality when I first met him more than ten years ago...
Also thank you to my team members...Finally I want to thank my wife, and my four children, without you, everything would be meaningless, thank you!"
Walter Murch wore gold-rimmed glasses. Compared to the hippie look he wore last time when he won the award, this time he looked more like a university professor. His fluent speech also showed his true nature as a wise man.
Ronald stood up and applauded him for a long time. This editing award was a good start for Forrest Gump...
However, for the next Best Supporting Actor, the music of Forrest Gump did not play again. Gary Sinise lost to Martin Landau, who was the most popular in "Ed Wood".
He is a frequent nominee for Oscars and Emmys, but he did not win the first two Oscars and the first three Emmys. Only when the TV series "Die Daring" was restarted for a new season in 1988, he relied on his sentiments to win 20 years later.
Won an Emmy Award for reprising his role.
This time at the Oscars, emotional factors were also the main reason. The performances of other nominees, including Sinise, were not outstanding enough to be superior to others, so Martin Landau still won the award.
"Honey, I'm going to present an award."
Diane smiled, kissed Ronald, and stood up. She said it was to present an award, but in fact she and Jamie Lee Curtis were going to introduce the Science and Technology Award winners. ABC would have presented the award to her husband a few weeks ago.
Yan's video was edited and broadcast, which is equivalent to a live broadcast.