One drunk woman is enough to give people a headache, and Tan Xuan had to face three. You can imagine how he felt. Tan Xuan did not dare to close the car window along the way, and the cool night breeze flowed into the car.
The three drunkards sobered up, but Tan Xuan wanted to sober himself up, lest the smell of alcohol breathed by the three women would intoxicate him.
It was inconvenient to drive, and it was even more painful when getting out of the car. Maybe others would feel secretly happy when faced with three beauties so drunk that they were about to succeed, but Tan Xuan felt nothing but helplessness and trouble. Xiao Di
It was okay there. Tan Xuan was willing to do anything for her. Hugging and hugging had become a daily routine now, and there was no taboo. But the two burdens were different. It didn't feel like holding them on their backs, but Tan Xuan
Xuan was very embarrassed. At this time, they didn't know if Tan Xuan had taken advantage of them, but Tan Xuan felt that he had suffered a big loss.
"It would be strange if your husband and boyfriend knew that you drank like this in front of others, and they would go crazy."
Finally escaping from the "entanglement" between the two women, Tan Xuan hurriedly called Chun Gu, who devoted herself to serving Xiao Di, to help.
"Chun Gu, I'll take care of Xiao Di's place. You can take care of the two of them. My dear, hold on to each other and hold them tightly. They're like glue. You don't think of me as their boyfriend anymore, do you?"
Hearing Tan Xuan, a straight man, complaining, Chun Gu's dark face was full of smiles, "Haha, Master, let me handle it. You are a gentleman. If it were anyone else, you would never ask for more care and care for them.
.”
Tan Xuan shook his head, "Forget it, there is Xiaodi, I'm not interested in them."
Chun Gu laughed even louder, "Although there is no comparison between the two of them and the young lady, there is no way for a sneaky cat to choose whether the fish is right or not. They eat it first and then talk about it."
"Chun Gu, are you trying to teach me to be a bad person? If Xiao Di hears what you say, he won't start a fight with you."
"Master, who are you, Xiaochun? I don't know yet. If you are ruined by a few words of instigation from me, then you are not you. But in my era, every man is not..."
"Come on, Chun Gu, I'm afraid of you. Please spare me and go and see them." Tan Xuan did not continue to listen to Chun Gu's old advice and turned around and entered his bedroom. At this time
Xiao Di was sleeping soundly while hugging the pillow, with a smile on his red face. If he didn't raise his hand, he didn't know if he was looking for Tan Xuan or if he was continuing to drink wine in his dream.
Chun Gu laughed at the door and said, "Don't look at it. The young lady is just drunk. Don't worry. I'll go find some sobering soup for them. Just drink it and have a good sleep."
Chun Gu's hangover soup was very effective. Although it didn't wake up Xiao Di and the others directly, it at least allowed them to sleep soundly without causing any further trouble, let alone tormenting others.
"husband……"
It was daylight and Xiao Di finally woke up, but before she opened her eyes, she hugged Tan Xuan's arm and moaned first.
"Are you awake? Does your head still hurt?" Tan Xuan asked gently, holding Xiao Di in his arms.
"My head doesn't hurt, but my hand hurts a little." Xiao Di nuzzled into Tan Xuan's arms and handed his hand to Tan Xuan.
Tan Xuan was speechless as he held Xiao Di's hand, "Does your hand not hurt? When I went to pick you up, you were still banging on the table. Your two sisters were not much better. Good guy.
, People’s singing takes up their voices, but your singing takes up your hands.”
Xiao Di opened his eyes and looked at Tan Xuan, "Isn't that to heighten the atmosphere? Who would have thought that after drinking too much, the knocking would be inconsequential."
Tan Xuan chuckled, "This atmosphere is quite painful for you to set off."
"Disgusting!" Xiao Di stretched out his hand and punched Tan Xuan, then sat up naked and asked: "Boss, how are the Fourth and the others doing now?"
Tan Xuan curled his lips and said, "Then I don't know. I sent them to the room and came out. Who knows if they were lying down on the bed and sleeping, or in the bathroom holding the toilet."
"What!" Xiao Di's confused eyes opened completely in an instant. He found his nightgown and put it on, pulled on his slippers and ran out of the bedroom.
"What's wrong? What are you doing?" Tan Xuan didn't know why, so he got up and followed him out.
Xiao Di blocked Tan Xuan back at the door of the hall, "I'm going to see them, but don't go there. Do you think it's convenient for you to go into the woman's bedroom? Aren't you afraid of getting the eye of a needle if you see something you shouldn't see?"
Being locked in the door, Tan Xuan muttered in a low voice: "This is my house, why has it become their bedroom? And there is nothing they shouldn't see. Just that little thing, is there anything worth seeing for me?"
Besides, we hugged and hugged each other yesterday. Apart from rubbing hands, there was nothing else..."
Before Tan Xuan could return to the bedroom, the door to the main room opened again. Tan Xuan hurriedly closed his mouth. When he saw that it was not Xiao Di who came in, but Chun Gu, Tan Xuan breathed a sigh of relief.
Chun Gu smiled and asked: "Master, what are you doing? Why didn't you go out when you got to the door, but went back?"
Tan Xuan snorted and sat down on the chair next to him, "Xiao Di said to go see her two sisters, but she was afraid that I would see something unclean with needle holes, so she didn't let me go."
"Hahaha..." Chun Gu suddenly laughed, "It seems that the young madam really understands her two friends. The young madam is right not to let you go out. Her two friends were so drunk last night that they are now naked.
If it is not tidy, it is really not suitable for you to enter. If you bump into it, everyone will be embarrassed."
"Haha..." Tan Xuan smiled dryly and shook his head when he thought of Xiao Di's hot body and tearing off his clothes last night. He now suspected that the first time he and Xiao Di broke through the boundaries between men and women was similar to this, and he was just confused and suffered.
The temptation at that time was all caused by the wine, but if it were not for the wine, it is estimated that this layer of window paper could not be pierced. Thinking about it, Tan Xuan laughed happily unconsciously.
"Master, Master..."
Tan Xuan, who was out of his mind, was pushed twice by Chun Gu and finally called over.
"Ah! What's wrong, Chun Gu?" Tan Xuan asked with a confused look on his face.
Chun Gu said with concern: "Didn't you have a good rest last night? Go back to your room and rest for a while."
"Ah, okay. What did you just tell me?"
"I'm telling you that Miss Yao came here in the morning. She asked me to remind you not to forget the party in the evening. She said you know the location. You must take the young lady with you when you go. She also said that if you don't go, you will
Then he was put through the door of the Good Guys Bureau again."
"Ah! It's over, I forgot about this." Tan Xuan suddenly jumped up from the chair, "Where is Xiao Di? Xiao Di, we have a party tonight."
As he spoke, Tan Xuan rushed out of the main room, ran into the courtyard, and then plunged into the west wing. Then he heard a series of screams and screams.
"ah!"
"Tan Xuan, you bastard..."
"Ah! I didn't mean it, wife, please listen to my explanation..."
Tan Xuan went in very quickly and came out even faster, and he didn't come out alone. He was pulled out by Xiao Di's ears.
"I didn't know Liu Lian had a problem with sleeping without clothes on."
"shut up!"
"I really have something to tell you." Tan Xuan said innocently.
Xiao Di said with an angry face: "What do you want to tell me? If you don't explain it clearly to me, I won't be done with you today."
"Aunt Chun told me just now that Aunt Hua came in the morning and reminded us not to forget today's party. She also said harshly that she would completely sever ties with me if I didn't take you to attend."
Xiao Di glanced at Tan Xuan and asked in confusion: "What's the point? I didn't say I wouldn't participate with you."
"But I forgot about this problem." Tan Xuan looked at Xiao Di with a sad face.
"When does the party start?"
"After sunset."
Xiao Di's face instantly turned cold again, "Are you kidding me? There's a party tonight, what time is it now?"
Tan Xuan said with a sad face: "How dare I joke with you? The party starts at night, but I came back once and brought you back. It's like entering the house for the first time. Do you think it's okay if we don't prepare something?"
"Ah!" Xiao Di's eyes widened, "That's right, why did I forget about this?"
"Then how many gifts do we need to prepare? Is it too late to prepare now?" Xiao Di was also a little anxious. It was also the first time that she was brought home by a man, so she didn't know that she would have to bring gifts. Moreover, she came to Yanjing this time.
I didn't want to meet elder Tan Xuan, and I didn't even think about preparing a gift.
"Others are the next best thing. It doesn't matter whether you are prepared or not. The key is that Aunt Hua must not miss it. If I don't bring some gifts, she will probably perform a show on me during the party."
"No way?" Xiao Di's face turned even uglier than Tan Xuan's. Thinking of the meeting with Aunt Hua, Xiao Di had an answer in his heart, "It seems really suspenseful."
Tan Xuan nodded slightly, "Otherwise, what do you think she came to remind us so early in the morning? That is to tell us not to disgrace her, otherwise the consequences will be serious."
"Then what gift should we prepare for Aunt Hua?" Xiao Di asked in a panic.
"I don't know, so I'm anxious to ask you to think of a solution. If it doesn't work, let's go out and have a look now. We must choose a gift."
"Then don't hang around here, change your clothes and go out. It's almost noon."
"Then why don't you loosen my ears first?" Tan Xuan asked pitifully, "They are numb now. If you pull them for a while, they will fall off."
Xiao Di hurriedly let go of Tan Xuan's ear, feeling distressed but still retaining a trace of anger, "You deserve to have it pulled off. You asked for it. Did you break into a girl's bedroom casually?"
Tan Xuan covered his ears and muttered: "I didn't mean it, why are you so angry? If I really had any evil intentions, and you were so drunk last night, didn't I just do whatever I wanted? And the person involved
I haven’t even reacted yet, but it’s a good thing you took action so quickly.”
"Nonsense, my man is not allowed to look at other women except me. By the same token, if my body is seen by other men, are you willing?"
Tan Xuan shook his head vigorously, "No, I can't refuse, don't even think about it."
"Then do you still feel aggrieved? You go inside quickly and change your clothes. I'll talk to the boss and the fourth boss, and then we'll hurry up and see what kind of gift we can prepare for Aunt Hua."
Xiao Di and her two sisters explained it and left in a hurry with Tan Xuan. He Yeqing and Liu Lian also wanted to accompany them to help as a staff officer, but Xiao Di refused. The reason was simple. She didn't have it.
The extra clothes were lent to them, so they could only "use themselves" at home.
Yanjing is so big that the two of them didn't know where to start. Yanjing is also very small. Tan Xuan and Xiao Di visited the most famous commercial streets and major luxury stores but didn't buy anything.
They found the gift they wanted. Either Tan Xuan thought the gift was too tacky, or Xiao Di thought the gift was not sincere enough. Anyway, even when the sun turned to the west, they couldn't find the gift they thought was suitable.
"Husband, what should I do? You used to send Auntie Hua door-to-door gifts?"
"I haven't given it away before, and I haven't gotten together a few times since I joined the Beloved Bureau. It's because you're here this time that Aunt Hua did this. She probably wanted to make up for the regret of my master's absence.
That’s why I thought I had to buy something for her.”
"Ah! What should I give you as a gift?"
Xiao Di was completely dumbfounded. He didn't even have a reference, and he wasn't even sure of the direction. There was really no way to buy this gift. Aunt Hua was not short of money, so she just needed to choose the right gift, and it didn't have to be expensive. There was no suitable gift package.
It’s not appropriate to give away cosmetics because of their style. One look at Aunt Hua’s gorgeous dress and she can tell that she’s not lacking in those kinds of things. As for health products, they can’t even consider them. If they give them away, they’ll probably be regarded as scolding.
People throw things out together.
The two of them were walking aimlessly on the street, really not knowing where to start. Looking at the sun getting lower and lower, their moods became more and more dull.
"If I had known this, why not bring the eldest and fourth eldest brother out, maybe they can give me some advice."
"We've been searching all afternoon but haven't found anything suitable. Do you think they are better than us? I don't think so."
As he walked, Tan Xuan saw a flower shop on the roadside.
"I haven't bought you a flower for such a long time, so I'll give you a flower. Be happy and don't buy it if you can't buy a suitable gift. The first time we meet officially, it should be given to us by them as elders.
It’s just a gift.”
With that said, Tan Xuan took Xiao Di into the flower shop. The flower shop was not big, but there were many varieties. Tan Xuan wanted to buy Xiao Di a bouquet of roses, but Xiao Di refused.
"It's too tacky to buy that one and buy so many. If you want to give it as a gift, just give me one."
"Oh well."
Tan Xuan walked around the store and was really obedient, so he bought Xiao Di a lily.
"I don't know what the meaning of sending this flower is. I just think this flower is very beautiful, white and pure, and it suits your temperament very well."
"Then let it be."
Originally, sending flowers was a romantic thing, but the person who sent the flowers didn't know how to be romantic, and the person who received the flowers was not a romantic person either. The two of them left as soon as they handed the flowers and received them. They really wanted to have fun, but they were just silly.
I looked at the flower sellers and couldn't understand the meaning of buying flowers for young people.
As the sun completely set, Tan Xuan drove with Xiao Di to the most lively bar street in Yanjing at night, and finally stopped in front of a bar called "Hua Wuyu" with a "Closed" sign.
Got out of the car.
"This is where your husband's bureau gathers?" Xiao Di couldn't help asking as she looked at the closed bar in front of her. She had played here with her classmates when she was in college, so she was not unfamiliar with it, but she really
It is impossible to associate this place with the Liangren Bureau, which is responsible for dealing with ghosts and monsters. It is a completely unrelated existence.
"Why, is it very different from what you imagined? Aunt Hua is the owner of this bar, so she always chooses to eat and drink here. One is that it is convenient, and the other is that it doesn't cost money. Okay, beauty, please get out of the car.
Well, you are the protagonist here tonight." Xiao Di got out of the car with a smile, and then opened the car door for Xiao Di in a gentlemanly manner. It was not that Tan Xuan deliberately showed affection, but there were similar ones at the door of other bars on the street.
The situation is unfolding, and Tan Xuan is just copying the gourd.
He saw a familiar motorcycle at the door. Although the motorcycle rider was not there, Xiao Di was already convinced that this was where they were going to come.
"It's indeed different from what I imagined. I didn't expect you guys to be able to integrate into society. You even cleared this place for a party."
Before Xiao Di finished speaking, the door of the hotel suddenly opened, and Aunt Hua appeared in front of Xiao Di with a smile on her face. Although her clothes were not the same ones last time, they still had the same style that exuded endless amorous feelings, from head to toe.
Feet reveal temptation everywhere.
"It's not that we integrate into society, but that we need to understand society. There are many people and ghosts here at night, which is exactly the place where a beloved man should appear. Come on, come in. For you, I will be closed today."
"Hua, Aunt Huahuahua."
Seeing Aunt Hua, Xiao Di's aura suddenly dropped by half. With the lesson learned last time, now she doesn't dare to look Aunt Hua in the eyes. She doesn't care if it's because she went out of business, I'm mainly afraid now
The situation that happened last time happened again.
"Is this for me?" Aunt Hua suddenly asked happily.
Xiao Di was stunned for a moment, and secretly thought that what Tan Xuan said was indeed right. It was over before he even entered the door. Although he and Tan Xuan didn't find a suitable gift, they should buy one regardless of whether it was good or bad, so that they wouldn't end up like this.
How embarrassing.
Just when Xiao Di was in a daze, Aunt Hua had already taken the lily that Tan Xuan gave her from her hand. Because it was the first time Tan Xuan gave it to her, and there was only one, so after coming out of the flower shop, she
I have been holding it in my hand, but I didn't expect that it would be taken away by someone now.
"Aunt Hua, this..."
"Well, thank you. You actually know that my favorite is lily, and it's white. You are so thoughtful. I like this gift."
Saying that, Aunt Hua took Xiao Di's hand and pulled Xiao Di into the door.
"Come in quickly, everyone else has already arrived and is waiting for you."
"Xiao Xuanzi, remember to close the door."
Xiao Di was confused. She didn't expect that her flowers would become a gift for Aunt Hua. What is this, borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha? She couldn't believe it was true. Not only Xiao Di was confused, but Tan Xuan was also the same. That was
If he gave it to his wife, why was it taken away by someone else? It’s just that he didn’t dare to be angry or speak out. He didn’t even dare to be angry now. He was afraid that if he spilled the beans, he would make Aunt Hua very angry.
Tan Xuan hurriedly winked at Xiao Di, but Xiao Di's mind was unusually flexible at this time and he immediately understood what Tan Xuan meant.
"Aunt Hua, please come first!"
The bar is not very big, but its style is very unique. There is no wrought iron, and it is made of wood and bamboo. It does not have the luxury of a big city. The decoration is simple and close to nature. There is an indescribable tranquility when you enter. It is not as good as a bar.
It can be said to be a tea room, or a unique tavern, but it lacks a smoky kitchen.
In the middle of the room is a large table made up of several long wooden tables. The table is filled with wine and food. There are wooden chairs on both sides of the table. There are many people sitting on it, including men, women and children. Among them is the black man Xiao Di saw yesterday.
The woman in clothes was sitting in the outermost place. There was only a hanging basket at the top of the table. The seats on both sides of the hanging basket were empty and no one was sitting there.
"Everyone, the protagonist is here, applaud and welcome."
Aunt Hua sat down on the hanging basket, then waved her hand, and the people on both sides of the table who were originally seated immediately stood up. "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome..."
The crowd shouted old-fashioned and irregular slogans. Although there were smiles on their faces, they had nothing to do with enthusiasm.
"this……"
Xiao Di was startled for a moment and leaned against Tan Xuan who walked in from behind. This scene was a bit scary. It didn't look like a company party. It looked like a gathering of bandits. All they had to do was put up a flag in the yard and write "For
"Heaven walks the way".
"Stop, stop! What are you doing, what are you doing?" Aunt Hua glared at everyone and scolded dissatisfied: "If your virtue scares Xiao Di again, please sit down quickly. You are a shame. Let you fight more people.
You won’t listen to me when I talk to you. Look at how ferocious you all are. Not to mention that ghosts are scared when they see you. Even living people are easily frightened when they see you. Let me tell you, Xiao Di belongs to Xiao Xuanzi.
Girlfriend, you are a bit discerning, if you really scare her, let alone Xiao Xuanzi settling accounts with you, I won’t be able to spare you."
Aunt Hua waved to Xiao Di, "Come, Xiao Di, sit with me."
Xiao Di did not move, and first looked back at Tan Xuan. Even for a tough person like her, she was still completely at a loss when facing such people on this occasion.
Tan Xuan took Xiao Di's hand, walked to the table and kicked the leg of the chair of the woman in black yesterday, "Big mouth, string it together, one person sits in a place with two people, what's the matter? You have a big mouth
Is your butt big too?”
"you!"
The woman in black looked at Tan Xuan for a while through her sunglasses, and finally lost to Tan Xuan. However, she did not go in, but sat on the opposite side, leaving her position to Tan Xuan and Xiao Di.
Tan Xuan took Xiao Di and sat down at the end, "Aunt Hua, there is a party in the bureau. It would be nice if the two of us can have a meal together. Just sit at the door."
Aunt Hua, who was sitting in the main seat, smiled and said, "Stop talking nonsense. Once you enter this door, you will not be treated as an outsider. Come sit here quickly. Today is Xiao Di's first time entering this door. She is today's protagonist. You can
Is today’s protagonist worthy of sitting in that place with you? Quickly, don’t let me talk nonsense anymore.”
"oh!"
Tan Xuan immediately pulled Xiao Di to stand up. Under the escort of the woman in black opposite, he walked to the other end of the table and sat down again with his head lowered. He also asked Xiao Di to sit next to Aunt Hua.
Aunt Hua glanced at Tan Xuan, cleared her throat with a cough, and said, "Big mouth, it's almost time. Don't worry about the others. Call the three elders over and let's get started."
