The old man with glasses gave way to the door of the shed, and a whirlwind blew past him. The groom pulled the bride towards the shed. In the eyes of Tan Xuan and Xiao Di, the smile on the groom's face was even brighter at this time, although it was different from the bride's.
The contact was still only by the red band between each other, but now the red band was wrapped around their wrists, and their hands were almost holding together.
After the two "newlyweds" entered the shed, they stood facing inside, receiving looks of envy or blessing from "everyone" inside. The bride had no reaction, while the groom was shaking all over, as if he couldn't suppress his inner emotions.
excited.
The old man with glasses asked Wang Cheng to place three wine glasses on the table by the door, and then brought over a bottle of unopened white wine, pouring it into the three glasses respectively. It seemed to be specially prepared, and a bottle of white wine was just full of Fu Fu.
I poured three glasses, no more and no less. Moreover, Wang Cheng poured the wine in a steady manner, and he looked like someone who often did this job.
The old man with glasses picked up a glass of wine and shouted loudly into the shed: "Bow down to heaven and earth!"
As he spoke, the old man with glasses raised his wine glass, and the wine in the glass turned into an arc and was thrown out. The "new couple" in the shed turned around and knelt at the door, leaned forward and kowtowed to the door, and then stood stunned.
Standing up in a daze.
"Two thanks!" After waiting for a moment, the old man with glasses picked up the second glass of wine and continued shouting, and then poured it on the second fool.
"this……"
Xiao Di, who was watching the excitement from a distance, was very surprised, but as the person involved, Erluzi, instead of having any dissatisfaction, actually had a happy smile on his face.
Xiao Di asked with confusion to Tan Xuan beside him: "What is he doing? Why did he suddenly pour water on someone? And not only was the person not angry, he looked quite happy."
"It's nothing. The old man just used wine as a guide to guide the two dead ghosts who got married to complete the necessary procedures."
Xiao Di frowned slightly and continued to look over there through the cigarette holder. Indeed, as Tan Xuan said, the "new couple" slightly changed their direction inside the door, knelt down again in the direction of Er Lengzi, and kowtowed.
Then he stood up again.
Xiao Di understood what Tan Xuan meant, but immediately had a new question, "Can they only see wine and not people?"
Tan Xuan smiled and nodded slightly, "Yes, the ghost couple kowtowed to the place where they were drinking. In fact, they can't see each other now. Ghosts can't see people, and people can't see ghosts.
, after all, there is a separation between yin and yang. The only exception is the old man over there now, but depending on the situation, he can't see ghosts, he can only feel the existence of those ghosts. The aura on his body is a bit different from what he saw yesterday, it should be
Did he bring some magic weapon or something like that, otherwise those ghosts who were joining in the fun wouldn't be so obedient."
Tan Xuan said a few words and then shut up, because the old man with glasses had already picked up his third glass of wine.
"Couple greetings!"
The old man with glasses walked to the door and spilled the wine in his glass on the ground about a step inside the door, then stepped back to his original position, his eyes slightly narrowed behind his glasses.
In the eyes of Tan Xuan and Xiao Di, the glass of wine was poured at the feet of the two "newlyweds". The groom and the bride knelt down opposite each other hand in hand, kowtowed to the position of the wine, completed the step of worship, and then
They stood side by side again.
The old man with glasses turned around and looked up at the dark night sky. At this time, the moon had completely hidden. After a moment of silence, the old man with glasses withdrew his gaze and said loudly: "The ceremony is complete! Congratulations to the two newlyweds for their eternal marriage. I would also like to thank all the neighbors for their testimony. From now on, the two of them will rely more on your care. Wang Laosan would like to thank everyone here."
After saying that, the old man with glasses clasped his fists and turned around half a circle. Although he looked very imposing, in Xiao Di's opinion, he looked a bit nondescript.
The old man with glasses walked back to the table outside the door, took out a handful of incense from the incense box, lit it with a match, and inserted it into the loose soil at the door of the shed.
"The host has prepared wine and food. Please feel free to eat and drink as you please. As long as the fragrance is incense, each person will receive their own receipt. Everyone will be well. Let's get it together."
Before the voice of the old man with glasses could completely subside, all the big guys and little guys in the shed started to move as if they had been given a pardon. Some used chopsticks, and most of them started directly, stuffing things into their mouths without hesitation, some with short hands. He even stood directly on the stool, and even rushed from one table to another, causing a mess of porridge in the shed.
"No, are these ghosts crazy from hunger? Why do they look like they haven't eaten for a long time?" Looking at the ghosts in the shed, Xiao Di suddenly felt a little nauseous.
Tan Xuan chuckled, "Although there are many types of underworld weddings, this kind of wedding purely prepared for the dead is rare. They are also the same. They may not have had such a real feast for many years. How could they not meet it now? Rob."
"What about those people watching the excitement outside the door? Why didn't they go in and follow suit?" Xiao Di asked puzzledly, "Are they not prepared enough? Since they are prepared, why doesn't the master prepare more?"
"Since they have prepared, of course there will be no such thing as lack of preparation. For ghosts, it is easy to cause trouble if they favor one thing over another. Just watch, they will definitely make arrangements."
Xiao Di continued to look doubtfully, and saw an old man with glasses standing at the door of the shed, looking at the whirlwind blowing in the shed, smiling happily. After looking at it for a while, the old man with glasses turned around and asked Er Daozi to put the urn on the table. Then he gave the second idiot some instructions.
Er Lunzi took out a prepared basket from the stove. The basket was covered with white cloth. When the white cloth was lifted, a mountain of white steamed buns was revealed. Er Lunzi carried the steamed buns to the middle of the empty space, and then took the steamed buns away. He came out and stacked three small mountains of steamed buns on the ground, with a distance of five or six meters between each mountain of steamed buns. After arranging them, Erlunzi returned to the table and took three sticks of incense, and inserted them in the three mountains of steamed buns respectively. The steamed bun on top.
The idiot looked at the old man with glasses at the door. After seeing the other man nodding, he tremblingly took out the match and lit the incense stick nearest him.
"call……"
As soon as the incense was lit, a gust of wind blew up around Er Lengzi, causing him to stagger. Er Lengzi took a few steps to avoid falling to the ground, but by the time he could stand firm, he was already far away from the building. The Mantou Mountain was three or four steps away, and large and small cyclones were circling back and forth around the Mantou Mountain illuminated by the lights. The incense on the top of the Mantou Mountain burned quickly, and in just a while, the incense was only half as long, and the ground underneath was The steamed buns were also darkening at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon became as dry as if they had been left outside for a few days. Dogs might not even come forward to smell them when they see them.
"What are they doing?" Xiao Di put down the cigarette holder in his hand and asked Tan Xuan in a low voice. The idiot only knew that the wind was blowing around him, but through the cigarette holder, Xiao Di saw a group of ghosts crowding around the Mantou Mountain.
Breathing in the smoke of the incense greedily. This scene is completely full of people squeezing each other, no matter men, women, old or young, no one is modest, they are all moving forward risking their lives.
"Haven't you heard that when a person lives a breath, a Buddha earns a stick of incense? Even gods and Buddhas like this. Do you think these little ghosts can't go crazy? Ghosts are not gods and Buddhas. They have to keep their own energy.
I miss the fragrance even more."
Xiao Di felt very puzzled, "That's not the case, right? There are no people burning incense, so why are they robbing them like this?"
"As for, why not? Did you just count how many buns there are in each pile?"
Xiao Di shook her head gently. Just now, she was only looking at the actions of the idiot. She didn't care how many he put in each pile.
"There are so many steamed buns, who knows how many he stacked in each pile."
Tan Xuan raised the corner of his mouth slightly and continued: "Actually, you can count it if you pay a little attention. If you don't believe me, count from top to bottom. There is one on the first and second floors. There are three steamed buns on each layer below.
As a stepping stone, a total of six layers were placed, with a total of thirty-six steamed buns."
"It seems that the old man with glasses has some abilities. In addition to helping to make a secret kiss, he also knows some real things. This fragrance is not an ordinary fragrance. He has something to say. This fragrance is based on the three talents, and it is divided into three parts.
Dui, commonly known as the soul-renewing incense. This is the incense burner at the expense of his or her own incense. It can extend the life of ghosts who do not live long. That is why they are so robbed. Those steamed buns on the ground are not ordinary steamed buns. There should be some mixture in them.
The sweetheart’s blood.”
"ah!"
Xiao Di was startled by Tan Xuan's words and couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise.
Tan Xuan looked sideways at Xiao Di and continued: "This is not surprising. I can't trap the wolf if I don't want to give up the child. I also wanted something, so I was willing to give up the book. The groom just now should be the only son of the family. He is dead.
, his family’s incense has also been cut off. That fool lit this kind of incense just to try his luck with the little incense he had at home.”
"What are you fighting for?" Xiao Di was even more confused and couldn't follow Tan Xuan's thoughts at all.
Tan Xuan chuckled and said: "Now that the country is allowing second children, he is like a new sprout from an old tree. He wants to have another one. After all, the big one is no longer available, so he can just register a new account and start over. He is using this now
This is a way of accumulating negative virtue, and I plan to break the pot and throw it into pieces, then put myself to death and live again, hoping that God will let me down."
"No way?" Xiao Di disagreed somewhat with Tan Xuan's statement.
Tan Xuan snorted softly and said: "This matter has been confirmed and affirmed. Six is the extreme of yin. He has already made his intention clear by placing the steamed buns into six layers. What's more, he placed three piles, a total of
One hundred and eight, you must be familiar with this number. Whether you are a Buddhist or a Taoist, this number is very respected. Just look at it, next time you light incense, you have to light both of them together.
Yes, it won’t be like this, where you burn the incense before lighting the next one.”
Soon Er Lengzi proved that Tan Xuan's inference was correct with practical actions. After the incense on the first mountain of steamed buns was completely burned out, he walked to the second mountain of steamed buns shivering and lit the incense on it.
.Then without pausing, he walked to the last mountain of steamed buns and lit the remaining incense.
"Woo...Woo..."
Suddenly there was a strong wind in the field at the east end of the village. A gust of wind swept quickly and violently from the dark field. The shed was swaying as if it was about to collapse at any time. It blew several electric lights hanging at the door of the shed violently.
Shaking, one of them was even directly smashed by the flying sand. The blow caused the incense sticks at the door of the shed to fall to the ground. The incense that had not been burned was blown away in an instant, and the steamed buns that had just been lit were blown away.
The mountain collapsed in an instant, and the white steamed buns rolled on the ground.
"this……"
Erluzi, who had just finished lighting the incense, was completely dumbfounded.
"Oh my God, why is this? Don't you give me any hope at all?"
Erlunzi yelled and collapsed to the ground in the strong wind.