Tan Xuan was speechless. It's okay for people to be afraid of ghosts. After all, they don't have much contact with them. Besides, the appearance and appearance are indeed a bit unusual. But ghosts are also afraid of ghosts, and their performance is worse than that of living people. That's a bit unreasonable.
Yes, it’s embarrassing and crosses the border.
Tan Xuan couldn't help but shook his head, sighed, and said: "Domestic ones can't beat wild ones. Animals are like this, and ghosts are like this. I don't know that the boss here is so interested in you that he supports you, a loser.
Your territory has been frightened like this, I advise you not to enjoy other people's incense."
"I'm not scared, I just can't see how ugly it is." The "waiter" tried his best to retort, "Don't believe it, it's ugly. If you don't believe it, you'll know when you see it later. It will definitely scare you too.
."
"It died so tragically, and it still scared us. I have no other experience. I have seen more ghosts since I grew up. Even more ghosts than you have seen."
Tan Xuan shook off Xiao Di's hand, walked under the female ghost who had just emerged from the air inlet of the central air conditioner, and pulled out the female ghost's hair.
"It's so hard. I haven't been able to get down for a long time. Let me help you."
With that said, Tan Xuan pulled hard and directly pulled the female ghost out of the ventilation duct.
"Gah..."
The female ghost screamed in pain. After landing, she grabbed her hair tightly, raised her head, and stared at the three people in front of her with her blood-red eyes.
"Alas!"
Tan Xuan couldn't help but exclaimed. He realized that what he just said was too hasty. Although he had seen countless ghosts, there were really none like this. The one in front of him was not ugly, he was clearly disgusting.
The flesh on the face of the female ghost on the ground turned up piece by piece. They were large and small. They were said to be rotten but not rotten. They seemed to have been chopped up and put together. They were messy, with blood stains on her face. Her body was no better than her face.
Wherever he goes, it's just covered by a bath towel, so it's not obvious. Anyway, it's more disgusting than looking at the bloody flesh.
"Hey..."
Xiao Di couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and retched.
The female ghost finally fixed her gaze on the "waiter" and said, "Asshole, do you think I can't recognize you because you're attached to someone else? You must have gotten drunk on the incense, and you dare to disturb my rest."
The "waiter" was a little panicked and hid her head behind Tan Xuan, not daring to look at the female ghost.
The female ghost snorted disdainfully and looked at Tan Xuan and Xiao Di again, "Why, you even called two helpers over, do you want to deal with me? A pretty boy, a little bitch, are you here to die again?
"
"Who are you scolding?" Tan Xuan kicked the girl to the ground with a vicious kick, and said angrily: "It's okay to look disgusting, but it's so ugly to say it."
"you……"
"What are you!"
Tan Xuan rushed forward with a lunge, and slapped her mouth out again. The female ghost who was about to stand up after being beaten sat back down again, and meat residue began to fall from her face.
"Hey!"
Tan Xuan rubbed his hands in disgust, turned back to Xiao Di and asked, "When you asked just now, didn't you ask how this guy died? This is so disgusting."
Fortunately, it was just a bunch of resentment and not real, otherwise it would have disgusted Tan Xuan to death.
Xiao Di grinned at the side and replied: "I asked, it seems that he was suffocated to death, but he was quartered after death."
"Hey, I'll go!" Tan Xuan smiled bitterly and shook his head, "No wonder it is so virtuous."
While they were still talking here, the female ghost over there had already stood up and rushed towards Tan Xuan.
"Asshole, if you dare to hit me, you will die!"
There are no old grudges, only new grudges, and the female ghost is going crazy.
"If you don't overestimate your own capabilities, you are seeking death."
Tan Xuan turned around and whipped the female ghost away with a whip fist, and the flying speed was much faster than when it pounced. However, Tan Xuan returned the attack and did not hurt her vital parts. After all, there were still some problems.
I have to ask.
Tan Xuan turned around and faced the female ghost. After so many years of experience in fighting ghosts, it was the first time that he did not dare or could not bear to look directly at her, and asked: "Which two people were you killed yesterday?"
"So what if it was me who caused it? Do you want to avenge that couple?"
They frowned, "Let's leave aside those who want to take revenge or not. Why do you want to harm them?"
The female ghost chuckled and said, "It's their fault. Didn't they say they wanted to be together forever? I'll help them. They didn't complain about me. Why are you joining in the fun?"
"Hey!"
Tan Xuan turned his face to one side. His smile was so lethal that if he hadn't eaten anything at night, he would have been nauseated.
"Husband, it..."
Xiao Di next to him suddenly reminded loudly.
Tan Xuan hurriedly turned around and saw the female ghost, like a gecko, climbing along the wall to the roof and crawling back through the vent.
"You want to run, but can you?"
Tan Xuan ran over, kicked on the wall, then jumped up, reaching out and turning to the female ghost.
Seeing this, the female ghost quickly sped up, and like a mouse, she slipped into the vent, allowing Tan Xuan to catch the opportunity.
"Damn, you're running pretty fast, but do you think you can run? I've been on guard against this for a long time. You won't be able to get out of this house today."
Tan Xuan kicked against the wall again, then turned around in the air and kicked the ceiling directly behind the vent, breaking the ceiling and exposing the galvanized iron air duct inside.
After Tan Xuan landed on the ground, he repeated his old trick and kicked the iron sheet of the air duct flat.
"ah!"
A scream came from the air duct.
Tan Xuan smiled, "Scream, don't you want to run? I'll give you a chance to run, and I'll see where you run."
There were screams in the air duct, accompanied by a "ding-dong" sound, as if the person inside was running around, but the way was not blocked, and the sound did not leave the room at all.
After a while, the noise in the air duct stopped and was replaced by the scream of a female ghost.
"Asshole, what did you do? Why can't I get out anywhere? Asshole, you have to die..."
Tan Xuan laughed and said: "You want to come out, but don't want to run away? Then I will help you."
As he spoke, Tan Xuan placed his hands on the note on which he had drawn the pattern at the door. The door flashed with white light, followed by a rapid vibration, and then there was only a "bang" sound, and the sound in the air duct
The female ghost jumped out directly, like a cannonball, and hit the window with a scream. Then another white light flashed from the window, which bounced the female ghost back and landed in the middle of the room.
"ah……"
The female ghost lay motionless on the ground, but kept moaning, as if it had been hurt a lot just now. But its scarred face really couldn't arouse the sympathy of Xiao Di, who was full of sympathy, and he didn't vomit after looking at it.
This is the greatest kindness that Xiao Di can express.
Tan Xuan walked up to the female ghost and said with a look of disdain: "It feels good to ask for trouble and be attacked by the spells I created."
The female ghost didn't answer, she kept moaning, but the hatred in her eyes said everything.
"Aren't you convinced?"
Tan Xuan changed his face when he said he would, and kicked the female ghost on the head, pushing her to the wall.
The hatred in the female ghost's eyes became even stronger. She lay on the ground and moaned while gritting her teeth and said to Tan Xuan: "Asshole, you have to die a good death. If you can, kill me if you can, otherwise I will never be done with you."
"Holy crap, you still dare to threaten me. Do you think I can't let you die again?"
Tan Xuan walked up to the female ghost and stepped on her chest a few times. This time, it was different from the previous venting of anger. Tan Xuan was looking for the female ghost's "vaginal orifice". He stepped on it and the female ghost was in pain.
Another kick stepped down and trampled it so hard that it couldn't even scream. Only its unbearable face became more distorted. After three kicks, the female ghost was lying on the ground and twitching continuously, and her figure was much lighter than before.
"this……"
The "waiter" was so frightened that she unconsciously stepped back until she reached the bedside and could no longer retreat. The female ghost was scary, but it was just scary, but the man in front of her made her feel extremely frightened, as if she was
His life and death were completely determined by his thoughts. She wanted to get here immediately and stop watching the excitement, but unfortunately she didn't dare. Even if there was no talisman on the door, she didn't have the strength to go out, let alone the courage.
"Can you talk properly now?" Tan Xuan squatted in front of the female ghost and asked, "I'm full of resentment. If I don't let you get rid of some of it, you will almost lose your mind."
The female ghost lay on the ground for a long time before finally replying: "Those two people were killed by me. You want to avenge them. Whatever, please give me a good time and don't torture me anymore."
"Do you want to die now? I don't want to do it anymore. Now that I can talk properly, let's talk about how you became like this."
"I……"
The female ghost was silent and lay on the ground as if dead.
"You have your tragic experience. Although bringing up old things again is like opening up scars, I still want to know your situation. Don't be sad or angry. Let me help you become the person you were when you were alive.
You're a bitch, you're embarrassed, we're embarrassed too."
As he spoke, Tan Xuan took out a cigarette, rubbed it in his hands, lit it, took a deep breath, and then blew out the smoke on the female ghost.
The smoke seeped into the female ghost's body, and her skin healed quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye. She soon transformed from a disgusting and disgusting ugly ghost into a bumpy, middle-aged female ghost with pretty good looks.
Even the bath towel that covered her body was transformed into a set of decent clothes. She looked very smart, and she looked like a social elite during her lifetime.
The "waiter" was confused again. Such a change of appearance opened her eyes. She was so surprised that she even forgot to be afraid. She looked at Tan Xuan and the female ghost with a look of disbelief. Her existence could not be explained by science.
Science can't explain the situation in front of me now. The female ghost on the ground also noticed the change in herself. She stood up from the ground and looked up and down. Her expression was both surprised and surprised. She even ran into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. Although
It didn't work out, but I didn't see any disappointment.
Tan Xuan smiled slightly, "Can we have a nice chat now?"