It's June in this world, and the sun is shining brightly in the sky.
Outside the Taixuan Territory.
On an extremely wide avenue, two people appeared at some point.
One of the old men was as skinny as a stick, his clothes were shabby, and his hair was extremely disheveled. He looked like a bad old man. There was no trace of vicissitudes in his old face that was engraved with the weather of years.
On the contrary, it is full of obscenity.
The other one was a young man who looked to be under twenty years old.
It's as fat as a ball and can roll up.
However, young people have lost a lot of weight compared to half a year ago. It is estimated that they have often suffered from hunger during these six months.
In the hands of the young man, he was also carrying a pair of huge black hammers, with extremely ugly pits on them, just like a pair of hammers randomly cast from the remaining scraps in a certain weapon forging pool after the weapons were cast.
The young man was so damn disgusted with this pair of hammers.
It happens to be quite heavy!
"Old man... If you continue to abuse me like this, you will make the ladies and gentlemen cry when you go back!"
After the young man walked for a long time, he didn't want to leave anymore. He sat down on the ground and sighed, "You said that you have lived for most of your life. Why don't you know how to take care of the seedlings? What's more, I am yours."
apprentice!"
"We have no money, how can we get to Taixuan Domain without walking!"
The wretched old man groaned.
"I told you, I'm going to catch a giant beast and fly us there. If we walk on two legs, we can reach the Taixuan Realm in a monkey year and a horse month."
"The old man is compassionate, so you are not allowed to kill!"
The bad old man slapped the young man on the head and scolded him.
"Then let's go out and lie down, maybe bring a few mistresses with us. I really don't have any passion when I see your old face every day."
"What did you say!"
The bad old man's eyes suddenly widened with murderous intent.
"I mean, ladies and gentlemen, I haven't seen you for a long time. I feel so lonely in spring!"
the young man lamented.
"I haven't settled the score with you yet. What did you do in the seventh master's room in the middle of the night two months ago?"
The bad old man slapped his head and remembered the old accounts.
"What else can you do!"
The young man stared at his legs, "Why don't you just give me a squeeze on my legs and a pat on my shoulders? I have so many mistresses, old man, and you can't take care of me. I've given my heart and soul to you, a bad old man, and why are you still blaming me here?"
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"You don't want your fucking legs anymore, do you?"
The bad old man got angrier and yelled.
The young man waved his hands, stood up again with two hammers, and walked towards the direction of Taixuan Territory, "If you break your legs, my group of sisters will not be able to tear your bones apart."
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"Damn old man, I'm telling you, you can't just make a living by being shameless, you have to learn to say nice things."
The young man chattered endlessly.
boom!
Not long after, the bad old man couldn't help but flew up and kicked the young man on the butt, sending the young man flying three thousand miles away.
The young man sighed softly, climbed up from the big hole made in the ground, patted his butt and started on the road again with the hammer like a normal person. He turned around and forgot to glance at the bad old man who was following closely behind him, and then said: "
Damn old man, if you keep doing this, next time you go to a brothel, I won't let you be an oiran. You know, I am young, strong, and suave, but you are just a pear tree. If I rob you, someone else will definitely be.
I don’t like you, and you don’t have the skills to talk and please those young ladies.”
The old man was so angry that he kicked the young man away again.
This time, I don’t know how many thousands of miles it is.
The young man seemed to be used to being kicked. Looking at the bad old man who reappeared behind him, he was not angry, but his mouth seemed to never stop saying, "We are both masters and apprentices, so you can't be nice to me."
Son, please ask yourself with conscience, when you went to dig up someone's wall, I didn't give you a sneak peek. Let alone knocking on the widow's door at night, if you didn't help you find out who the widow was, you wouldn't even know who the widow was.
have no idea".
"Having a disciple like me is a blessing you have earned over many lifetimes, but you still don't know how to cherish it!"
"Look at me now. I'm so skinny that only my bones are left. Do I have the same skills as you, my master at that time? You don't know that when I was hanging around with my boss Lin, he was a popular drinker. I met you.
I even gave you a sip of broth. It’s not like I follow you and the soup is watery every day. As soon as I see the pig, I want to run up and take a bite!"
"Hey...it's been eight lifetimes of bad luck to be your apprentice. Heaven has given up on me, Little Fatty Bai!"
Behind the young man, the bad old man kept his face dark, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. He grabbed the young man's legs with his withered arms, and then carried the young man and patted him on the ground.
Then, the bad old man threw the young man directly into the air.
Then the old man stood up, turned around, and kicked him out...
The young man who called himself Little Fatty Bai suddenly let out a hiss and flew out like a meteor.
This time, I don’t know whether it flew thousands of miles or tens of thousands of miles.
Only half an hour later, there was a loud bang somewhere on the giant steel mountain that was winding around the mountains and rivers and guarding the Taixuan Territory.
The fat young man, who claimed to be as skinny as a stick from hunger, smashed a huge crater out of the giant mountain made of molten iron with a bang, and his whole body was embedded deeply into the mountain.
Then, that bad old man appeared again.
He sat on the ground, looked up at the young man embedded in the mountain, and scratched his feet with a cold snort, "Next time I make the old man impatient, I will push your head on the ground and circle around the Taixuan Domain!
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But Fatty Bai, who was embedded in the mountain, laughed, "Oh, we finally arrived at the Taixuan Realm. That's the shortcoming of an old man like you. You have a small spirit and can't help but be stimulated!"
The old man snorted twice and said, "You should stay here well. The old man has gone to the Taixuan Realm to take a nap before I take you in again!"
After saying that, the old man stood up and walked toward Taixuan Territory very obscenely.
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Not coming out.
"Damn old man, please put me down!"
Xiaopang Bai shouted.
Under the ancient city gate of Taixuan Territory, the bad old man listened to Little Fatty Bai's roar, but it was like he had never heard it. He just flicked a pill into Little Fatty Bai's mouth.
"I'll give you a jelly bean to eat to replenish your health!"
The old man's voice sounded in Fatty Bai's ears.166 Novel
The pill fell into Xiaopang Bai's mouth, and he chewed it involuntarily.
"It's quite sweet...um..."
Before Little Fatty Bai finished speaking, his eyes suddenly widened, staring at the back of the old man as he left, "Old man, you are such a bitch, how dare you cheat on me!"
Little Fatty Bai's scolding voice hadn't even reached the old man's ears when he felt hot all over his body.
After the endless coma, Shi Yu suddenly stood up from the bed. Wanting
He took a deep breath of fresh air, his chest trembling.
Confused, confused, and all kinds of emotions came to my mind.
Where is this?
Afterwards, Shi Yu subconsciously looked around and became even more confused.
A single dorm?
Even if he was successfully rescued, he should be in the ward now.
And my body...how could I not have any injuries at all?
With doubts, Shi Yu's eyes quickly swept across the room, and finally his eyes rested on a mirror beside the bed.
The mirror showed his current appearance. He was about seventeen or eighteen years old, and he looked very handsome.
But the problem is, this is not him!
My previous self was a handsome young man in his twenties who had been working for a while.
And now, no matter how you look, this appearance is that of a high school student...
This change left Shi Yu stunned for a long time.
Don't tell him that the operation was successful...
My body and appearance have all changed. This is not a matter of surgery or not, but magic.
He turned into a completely different person!
Could it be...that he traveled through time?
In addition to the mirror placed by the bedside, which was obviously not feng shui-friendly, Shi Yu also found three books next to it.
Shi Yu picked it up and took a look. The title of the book instantly silenced him.
"Essential Animal Breeding Manual for Beginner Breeders"
"Postpartum Care of Pet Pets"
"Evaluation Guide for Interracial Beast-Eared Girls"
Shi Yu:???
The names of the first two books are pretty normal, but what happened to the last one?
"cough."
Shi Yu looked solemnly and stretched out his hand, but his arm soon stiffened.
Just when he was about to open the third book and see what it was about, his brain suddenly felt a sharp pain, and a large number of memories came flooding back.
Icefield City.
Pet animal breeding base.
Trainee pet breeder. Providing you with the great sword Cangyun’s world-beating Martial God