In an office, several witches secretly gathered together and were having a secret meeting.
"Senior Mia, what are you doing?"
Sophilia looked at the dark office with the doors and windows locked, the curtains drawn, and she couldn't help but frown. Then she looked with some confusion at the Brilliant Dragon Witch, who was shining golden even in the dark and low-light environment.
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She was originally reviewing some documents about the operation of the workshop, when she suddenly received a message from Senior Sister Mia saying that she had something important to discuss, so she took the time to come over. However, she did not expect that there would be such a fuss as soon as she entered the door, as if she was doing something.
It seems like underground trading.
Moreover, it seemed that she was not the only one who received the message. The pure white witch looked at other people in the office.
Well, they are all familiar old faces.
Alice, Madeleine, Audrey, and even an ugly wicker scarecrow. However, the two sheep-square pupils on the twisted and weird face can confirm the identity of this guy. He is the mysterious Brahmaputra.
Senior Sister Ni.
Almost all the main members of the Witch House are here.
Oh, wait, guess who else wasn't invited to this meeting?
Sophilia looked at the situation in the office again, and was very sure that her eldest lady was not here.
Also, during this time, the eldest lady was addicted to shipbuilding, and she was almost too high. If her ancestors hadn't urged her to eat, she might have forgotten all about eating and sleeping.
However, precisely because of this, the construction speed of the Golden Princess was unexpectedly fast. In just over a month, it was already close to completion. This speed made the veteran shipbuilders from other workshops shout "
Miracle.
Now the group of shipbuilders have almost completely transformed into the eldest lady. Each of them almost regards the eldest lady as a god and completely obeys her words.
But this is not incomprehensible, after all, which shipbuilder can refuse an absolutely correct leader.
In fact, the reason why shipbuilding projects take a long time is mainly because continuous debugging and trial and error take time. It can be said that nearly 89% of the time is spent on finding loopholes and fixing them.
And if all the processes are absolutely correct and only need to be built step by step, it really won't take much time.
For example, for those mass-produced warships that have been verified for a long time, the average manufacturing time of a standard warship can only be completed in just two or three days, which is frighteningly fast.
Of course, even though it is so fast, the supply of battleships still exceeds the demand. After all, standard battleships are consumables on the cruel frontline battlefield, and countless battleships crash in the void every day.
It's just that the unique characteristics of legendary battleships mean that they cannot be assembled like mass-produced battleships. Almost every one of the hundreds of millions of parts on their bodies needs to be customized and processed, and if any of them is the main one,
If one part of the component is wrong, all the parts of the entire component may have to be remade, which is very tiring for everyone.
Because legendary battleships require one-time assembly, manufacturing legendary battleships can be roughly divided into three steps.
The first step is to rub the loose parts. This part just needs to be as precise as possible, just use your strength and you're done.
The second step is to assemble the scattered parts into key battleship modules, such as engine simulations, firepower modules, radar modules, etc.
But this second step also needs to be formed at one time, otherwise it will lead to the loss of spirituality of the module, and whether it can be formed at one time requires so much luck.
After all, whether the parts can be successfully combined into a module is a matter of chance. It does not mean that the parts can be assembled with high precision. It also depends on whether the parts are in harmony with each other and whether it will give you face.
, if any two parts don’t like each other and are unwilling to spiritually merge, then congratulations, just go back and try again.
Well, the machine soul is so willful. If the machine soul is not happy, then everything will be in vain.
Even sisters from the same mother may turn against each other, let alone those parts made by different shipbuilders. It is normal for a few to dislike each other.
Therefore, the key technology that distinguishes the level of a shipbuilding workshop is actually how well the workshop appeases machine spirits.
Generally speaking, the module assembly success rate of third-rate workshops is about 10%, the success rate of second-rate workshops is 30%, and the success rate of first-rate workshops is 50%. In the end, it is the former
Among the five major workshops, their success rate is generally 80%.
However, it is not the end of assembling the spiritual module. After that, there is the third step of organizing the entire ship.
It is also best to pursue one-time molding. You also need to solve the problems of the machine souls of each module so that they can voluntarily merge into a complete ship soul.
However, the machine soul of the module is much harder to appease than the spirituality of the parts. The more powerful the module, the more individual and independent it is. You can imagine how difficult it is to make them abandon themselves and merge with each other.
Therefore, the success rate of this third step is even lower. The success rate of third-rate workshops is 1%, the success rate of second-rate workshops is 10%, and the success rate of first-rate workshops will not exceed 20%. Even if it was once
Among the five major workshops, the success rate will not exceed 40%.
Once the assembly fails, the spirituality of each module will be greatly damaged, and the success rate of the next assembly will be directly reduced by half.
If it fails the second time, congratulations on trying again.
This is not the most annoying thing. The most annoying thing is that you cannot assemble all the modules at one time. You have to wait for them to be installed one by one, so you need to perform this cruel gamble many times.
However, I heard that the most difficult thing is often the fusion of the first module and the second module. As long as the first step is successful, it will be much easier when the ship soul that combines the power of the two modules fuses with the third module.
That is to say, the success rate increases. In the same way, the success rate becomes higher as time goes by.
Therefore, once the legendary ship soul is perfectly awakened, there is no need to worry about replacing the maintenance module later, unless you have to insert an advanced module that is completely opposite to the ship soul. In that case, the ship soul will also suffer from indigestion and food poisoning.
Therefore, there is a saying in the shipbuilding industry that legendary battleships are not built, but gambled. Whether they can be shipped depends on their appearance.
Oh, it also depends on the money. You have to have enough resources to build hard, then you will always encounter the lowest success rate. Although this kind of card pool without a guarantee is basically a sinkhole, who knows who steps on it.
of.
In short, although Sophilia is an outsider in the shipbuilding industry, she already knew that this thing was a sinkhole when she saw the terrifying success rate.
Then it is easy to understand why these old shipbuilders regard the eldest lady, oh, to be precise, they regard the witch of the forest as a god.
After all, the overall success rate of this shipbuilding project is 100%.
At present, all the modules of the Golden Princess have been completed and have entered the third step of organization. Four modules have been assembled, and the last few modules are just short of being assembled before it is officially completed.
Judging from the current spiritual strength of the Golden Princess's ship soul, there is no possibility of the subsequent modules overturning.
Therefore, it is basically time to open the champagne in advance. This shipbuilding operation can be regarded as a great success among great successes.
The whole process has a 100% success rate. This is an outrageous probability that only the Dragon King himself personally presides over the shipbuilding operation.
In short, now you tell those shipbuilders that the Witch of the Forest is actually the fourth Witch King in the future. Those shipbuilders must believe it. After all, this outrageous ability is there. If you don't want to be the king, who will?
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Although Sophilia wanted to laugh when she thought of the eldest lady's unique way of soothing machine spirits.
She first held up "Genesis" and used the holy hammer to preach to the machine spirits. She struck the holy hammer three times and directly praised the Lord of all machines.
And if there is a unique machine soul that is stubborn and stubborn, the eldest lady will arrange for the special intelligent machine sister No. 0 to implement a soft policy.
If Zero doesn't work, the eldest lady will just sneer, and then she will open her face and hit it with a hammer, and the machine soul on the other side will instantly become a fanatical believer.
Well, although these three axes sound a bit strange, but the effect is there, it is really easy to use.
And now the ship building is in the final stage, and the eldest lady is still holding "Genesis" there, looking at it. She is afraid that something will go wrong in the last step, so she doesn't dare to leave for a moment.
So what does Senior Mia want to do when she calls everyone together at this time? It can't be to announce a declaration of victory. After all, she is the only one of the sisters who has a battleship now.
Well, the Golden Princess.
Sophilia calmed down her mood.
She's not bitter at all, really.
Humph, it was said to be for Senior Mia anyway, but the pure white witch felt that the battleship's soul had probably turned into hers long ago after the eldest lady kept knocking it down.
This is not exclusive at all.
However, although Sophilia doesn't like lemons, the other sisters seem to like them.
In short, everyone in this office is squinting at the shining golden princess. If senior Mia has even the slightest bit of showmanship, she will suffer a lot today.
Seal biss.
Senior Sister Mia also felt the sour smell in the air. She silently put away her seal heart with a guilty conscience, and then opened her mouth to explain the topic directly.
"Ahem, dear sisters, I'm really not here to show off. I just want to ask you how to give a suitable return gift to the little fairy. Her birthday is coming soon, and this is a coming-of-age gift for the sixteen-year-old.
, what have you prepared?"
The Golden Princess looked at everyone in the room expectantly.
She has been worrying about this recently.
In fact, given her status, reciprocity has long been instinctive. The business textbooks in Golden Country even have detailed tutorials on what gifts to give according to different relationships, so as to ensure that you can get closer to your customers as quickly as possible.
relationship, and then achieve cooperation.
In the past, Mia didn't really need to worry about what gifts to give, after all, her maid team would help her choose everything.
However, now that she is down and out, the maid group is no longer with her. Of course, Mia herself is also proficient in these business rules. She has many plans for a suitable birthday gift.
However, when it was time to make a decision, the Brilliant Dragon Witch suddenly felt that none of the choices in her mind were suitable.
After all, she doesn't want to play tricks when dealing with little goblins.
And because she really likes it, she is deeply afraid that she will give the wrong thing and make her sweetheart unhappy.
This was the first time she experienced this feeling of worrying about gains and losses, and it was quite uncomfortable. In the end, she had no choice but to ask for help from her sisters. She wanted to refer to their gifts.
"Um, birthday?"
Sophilia was stunned for a moment, then she scratched her head and felt numb.
Sorry, she was busy with official duties and forgot all about it.
But this is really not her intention, or that she doesn't care about the eldest lady, it's just that she never celebrates her birthday.
After all, her life experience means that birthdays are never something worth celebrating.
In the past, when the eldest lady disappeared, the teacher would naturally not celebrate the eldest lady's birthday. Even every time on the eldest lady's birthday, the teacher would just drink alone and the atmosphere on that day would be particularly depressing.
Therefore, for the two masters and apprentices in the past, birthdays were just sad days, but that was fine.
But, now...
Well, she remembered that the eldest lady’s birthday was November 11th, and today was already November 3rd, so there was only one week left.
The pure white witch reached into her pocket and quietly sent a message to the teacher.
[Sophilia: Teacher, the eldest lady’s birthday is coming soon. Are you prepared? 】
On the opposite side, Dragon Mother was as efficient as ever in replying in seconds.
[Euphilia: Well, you guys discovered it! I was obviously making arrangements very secretly. 】
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Pure White Witch: "......"
[Sophilia: No, the eldest lady probably doesn’t know yet. I just want to give her a gift. Teacher, do you have any suggestions? 】
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Well, because she has never celebrated a birthday before, and she has never had friends close enough to celebrate birthdays with her before, she really doesn’t know what to give her.
But the teacher has been preparing it for a long time. Damn it, he didn’t remind me.
The pure white witch thought so in her heart.
However, when the teacher still replied in seconds, Sophilia's pretty face turned red.
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[Euphilia: Believe me, she can’t refuse this gift. I specifically investigated the preferences of young witches today, and this is the choice with the highest votes from netizens.]
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Long Ma replied seriously.
However, the pure white witch felt very embarrassed when she looked at the picture that the teacher had sent her, showing her naked body with only gift straps cleverly wrapped around her key parts.
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[Sophilia: Teacher, that’s enough. Is that a serious website you’re asking about? 】
She angrily closed the spell book.
I can't count on the teacher's low emotional intelligence who is full of career and war, but let's see what the sisters are preparing for, right?