The giant under the tree suddenly became frightened. He got used to eating roast chicken, roast duck, braised goose with juice. Suddenly, he asked someone to go back to eat boiled meat. Isn’t that going to kill someone?
One by one, they were trying hard to review the martial arts formulas, memorizing them with a smile on their faces, and barely remembering them with an unnatural smile on their faces. Those who couldn't remember them were calm. How could they be so unlucky?
Draw yourself?
Xiao Congwen hunts monsters in the taboo circle every day, so how can he have time to care about us?
Ye Congwen looked at it one by one, first of all, eliminated those who smiled very confidently, and there were about fifty of them from beginning to end. Well, Bian Qianqian's teaching results were good, and at least half of them mastered the martial arts realm.
Then, after scanning the crowd with slightly unnatural expressions, more than twenty people were eliminated. These people still knew that they were guilty and gave them a chance, they would definitely work hard to make up for their own lessons.
If you have the remaining twenty old fried dough sticks, let's play a trick, otherwise there will definitely be no time for each one to come, and there will inevitably be fish that miss the net.
Ye Congwen excluded the first two groups of people, called the last twenty old fried dough sticks to stand up and play the same tricks. He started to start himself and asked them to follow:
"Blowing the breathing, paying attention to emptiness and quietness, self-restraining, nourishing the spirit, maintaining the body, without desire, and seeing nothing - what is the following?"
"The ears have nothing to hear, the heart has nothing to know, and the simple and simple person is small, and there are few selfish desires..."
"What are the methods of keeping the spirit and health preservation in the Qi acupoints? Ye Caihua will answer."
Ye Congwen saw these people one by one, and he also knew how to complement each other. He only had four or five hundred words in the martial arts realm. He could get through the 4 or five sentences he could remember. He realized that there was a loophole.
Change the test method.
"Keep the belly, keep the middle, and keep the head and observe the head..."
Ye Zhaihua answered guiltily and hesitated for a long time to see that Ye Congwen had not corrected it. He immediately thought that he had answered correctly by chance, and waited confidently for Ye Congwen to give a test.
"What nine points are the points that focus on entering the Qi point? How do they intertwin and use them with the method of guarding the Duguan orifices?"
"This, this, this..."
Ye Zhaihua was asked so hard that she was sweating coldly. Isn’t there only three acupoints when the energy hole was concentrated? When did it become nine acupoints? What the hell is it?
"Can't answer it? Hua Buli will answer."
Ye Congwen pointed out a name and there was a tentative guess and answering randomly, thinking that one was correct, but Ye Congwen decided that from one to nine, it was wrong.
Hua Buli was already very dissatisfied with Ye Congwen's love affair. He naturally wanted to vent his dissatisfaction when he took the opportunity and immediately shouted:
"One is wrong, nine are wrong. You are just taking revenge on me with your personal power. Relying on the identity of the patriarch, I didn't like you at the beginning, and I didn't agree to be your wife in revenge."
As soon as these words were said, they burst into laughter on the spot. Bian Qianqian's bright eyes kept sweeping the two of them, as if they were trying to find a matching point for them.
Yu Yueyue helped Mu Douya push the roast chicken, roast duck, braised goose and juice delivered by Jintang Inn. Suddenly, she heard Hua Buli's complaints and realized in her heart:
"No wonder these twin sisters always target me and have been using me as a rival for a long time."
"Sister Douya, your brother has such embarrassing things? When did he chase these two fools? He was rejected, which is really incredible."
Lin Xiaoyu quickly asked, wishing to hold Mu Douya to ask clearly.
"It's a long story. My uncle is the number one strongman in Tieta Village. He is so strong that Kong Wu is three meters tall. However, after marrying my aunt Mu Xi, the child born was weak and sickly, and was only 1.7 meters tall.
Therefore, the old patriarch thought that our small wooden clan had harmed Ye Congwen. He was whimsical and thought that if Ye Congwen married a female giant as his wife, the next generation would be able to return to the seed and give birth to a giant.
The old patriarch saw that Hua Buqi and Hua Buli were stupid and were silly and prepared to say that he would be his wife for Ye Congwen, but these two people refused because they disliked my brother who was too young. In fact, he didn't know about this from beginning to end.
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Dou Douya said quietly, for fear of being heard by others.
"No wonder at the beginning your brother looked down on us normal people. He turned out to be disgusted with us for being too short and unable to give birth to him..."
Yu Yueyue took over the conversation and was about to talk about the interesting things that Ye Congwen knew with him, but suddenly remembered that their relationship was back to Asxs., so she chose to keep silent.
Ye Congwen and everyone finished laughing, but they were not angry, and smiled and exclaimed:
"I also know the idiom of taking revenge with my personal power, which proves that you two sisters have put in a hard time studying and literacy. But you two are so outstanding that I can't even deserve it. How can you be with Ye Zhaihua, who is ignorant and ignorant.
What about the fried dough sticks that are mixed with the flow?”
This made Hua Buqi and Hua Buli smile and nodded in agreement:
"The little patriarch is right. Even you are not worthy of us. How can these lazy people stand with us? From tomorrow on, our sisters must study hard and improve every day. We will never be with Ye Zhaihua and others!"
"That's right. The big girls of the flower clan are all dragons among humans and phoenixes among birds. If they marry the big lazy people like us, they will be inseparable from the flow and depravity.
I look down on you women who are self-degenerate!”
Ye Congwen took the opportunity to sow discord, and the female giant of the flower tribe seemed to be a little moved. This scared the male giant of the leaf tribe. Our height and size are gone, where can we find female giants of the same height?
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There are three kinds of unfilial piety, and no descendants are the greatest! Ye Congwen, a bastard, is the queen of our Ye clan! They all stood up and retorted:
"Xiao Congwen, it would be too dangerous for you to do this. I want to go to the old patriarch to complain to you. You are destroying the foundation of our ancestors and cutting off our Leaf tribe. You are forgetting your roots, and you are a large group of women, but you are looking forward to yourself.
It’s too unreasonable for brothers of the same clan to be a bachelor!”
"Nothing nonsense, Ye Congwen is the wife of Xiao Douya, where does a group of women come from? If you have the ability, do you count it?"
Bian Qianqian retorted with a smile, wanting to know if she has her own share, and she took the opportunity to ask.
"Why aren't it a group? Xiao Douya, Yu Yueyue, Lin Xiaoyu, and Captain Bian, aren't you all interested in the little patriarch? What blind people can see is that we giants are blind?"
Seeing that the marriage was in danger, the giant was about to run away, and he was furious and didn't care about such taboos, and he shouted out loudly.
"Your eyes are so sharp, then tell me who your little tribe leader is most interesting to you? It proves that you are still blind if you don't know what's right."
Bian Qianqian kept urging by. How could Ye Congwen not see that well-known little thought? She glared at Bian Qianqian, as if warning not to make trouble. Bian Qianqian stuck out her tongue.
Take a step back and stop making a sound.
"What's wrong? I'm so impatient if I can't marry a wife? Don't blame me for being too direct and not thinking about brotherly love.
You know you have heard of the battlefield of the Hundred Beasts, but do you know the battlefield of the Diancang battlefield? There are many races, half orcs, three-headed and six-armed people, and even four or five-meter-high Titan giants waiting for our flower girl to become a body-forging craftsman
The Demon Hunting Guard will transfer them to the Kunlun battlefield to kill the enemy.
Think about it carefully, our flower tribe’s big girl is tall and beautiful, and she can’t even drool when she sees those giants?
At that time, one by one, one will start pursuing offensives, waving hoes to dig your corners, as the saying goes, the fierce girls are afraid of entanglement, they are in the same room, they are slutty with each other, their love is in and out, and they share life and death———”
"Stop talking! I don't want to listen!"
"If you don't want to listen, I will say that they have equal identities, they are all body-building warlocks who have eternal youth and never-aged faces. Others are still like girls and boys when they are 100 years old, but you are old enough to have gray hair when they are fifty years old.
Be hunched and stood together like a grandparent love. Do you have the nerve to bother others?"
Ye Congwen spoke louder and louder, his voice was calm and heavy, sonorous and powerful, as if there was a kind of convincing magic. The male giants opened their eyes wide and waited for Ye Congwen to come up with an idea to rescue him. Ye Congwen saw that the fire was mature and his throat was wide.
shouted:
"I will reveal your pain today so that you will not suffer in the future. A good medicine is good for the disease, and a good word is good for the action. If you want to not be a bachelor in the future and not be robbed of love by others, then practice honestly!
I can’t even remember the martial arts formulas, I deserve to be poached by someone in your corner!”
Twenty giants said that their faces were red and their necks were thick. They all vowed to work hard to learn and read. If they were cheating, they deserved to be a bachelor for the rest of their lives!
"It's not too late to be brave after knowing shame."
Ye Congwen nodded in admiration and signaled to Dou Dou Sprout to push the roast chicken, roast duck and braised goose juice, and gave each person one according to the convention, and then persuaded him with great sincerity:
"Think about it carefully. There are 100 or 200 peers in our Huaye tribes, and they all grew up together. Although I, Ye Congwen, are small and don't look like a family like you, I am indeed
It is indeed a giant's blood flowing. I don't want to wait for me to be one hundred years old and can only speak on your tombstone.
Don’t you want to be able to stand in Tieta Village and have fun when you are 100 years old?”
A hundred giants were crying and silent when they looked at each other. Seeing the sad atmosphere, Mu Douya also came out to persuade him:
"Dear brothers and sisters, you must be successful. In order to let you practice the exercises with peace of mind, I borrowed 80 gold bars every month to buy such delicious things for you. If you have no progress at all, be careful that he will let you do it.
Go and pay back the money yourself!"
Eighty one month, no four hundred in that semester? Plus the tuition fee of one thousand gold bars, we can’t save up even if we sell all of us giants!
They stood up and patted their chests to ensure that they would not disappoint the clan leader. They brought food back to their house and recorded the exercises while eating. Whoever dared to be scammers would immediately attract everyone's criticism and attacks.
For example:
"Do you think you can take out 1,400 gold bars? Do you want to live alone? Do you want to toast your tombstone when we are old?"
Every time three consecutive questions sound, the giants seemed to see a sharp sword hanging on their heads. Only by sleeping and sleeping, hanging their heads, stinging their heads, pricking their thighs and stinging their thighs to practice can they feel at ease.
Ye Congwen tried his best to deal with the old fried dough sticks, so tired that he could fight the monsters. He returned to Bian Qianqian's house exhausted and lay on the chair, not even wanting to eat.
"Xiao Yezi, I didn't expect you to be rejected. We are really sharing the same tragedy and we are suffering and woe!"
Bian Qianqian came over with a smile. While Mu Douya went to the kitchen to cook, Yu Yueyue and Lin Xiaoyu went home again, and also learned to Mu Douya to massage Ye Congwen's shoulders.
"Aren't you obsessed with practicing and you have never had contact with men? Why have you been rejected again? Tell me which young master is from? Do I recognize him?"
Ye Congwen enjoyed it habitually. Although his technique is not as good as that of bean sprouts, it is better because his fingers are slender and powerful, which is worthy of careful cultivation. So there is a word of congratulations.
"What are you asking about this? Can you help me persuade him to change his mind? If you promise me a vow, I will tell you what his name is."
Seeing that Bian Qianqian's hands were getting heavier and he knew who she was saying, and she couldn't handle it. She turned around and looked at the empty chair and asked curiously:
"Why didn't I see my apprentice and Lin Xiaoyu? Are they not wasting time when they went home to cook?"
"How do I know? I'm not the roundworm in Yu Yueyue's belly. How can I know what she thinks?"
Bian Qianqian was very dissatisfied with Ye Congwen's change of topic. When she heard this guy missed the beautiful apprentice with fair skin, beautiful face, tall legs, and immediately said with savory taste:
"According to your logic, they go home to cook is called waste of time. So is it called waste of beds when they go home to sleep at night? Do you want them to share the same bed with you so that it is not wasteful?"