"The guests don't know what kind of tattoo they want to get."
In Neptune City, the owner of a tattoo shop asked respectfully.
Tang San was buried with Guan Wudi, Sun Houhou and Sha Wujing, and they were wandering around the store.
Look at the various patterns on the wall.
Most are birds and beasts.
There are also some masterpieces of landscapes.
Tang Sanbian thought about it and said: "I have a shawl dragon on my shoulder, please give me a big flower arm tattoo."
"The left arm is a dragon and the right arm is a phoenix."
The old shopkeeper gave a thumbs up, "Master Tang really understands this."
It was Guan Wudi's turn. He looked at the patterns on the wall and didn't know what to choose. This was Tang San's suggestion to him: "You are quite loyal, so why not stick to this theme."
This is quite difficult, I don’t know what pattern to choose.
The old shopkeeper had an idea. Seeing that Guan Wudi's appearance was very similar to the sainted Guan Gong, he said, "This gentleman looks exactly like the legendary official. Why don't I tattoo your whole back with the image of Guan Gong Yulong?"
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Um?.
Guan Wudi thought, should I tattoo myself??
Monkey Sun thinks it’s good.
He is very creative, everyone knows him, nodding his head and praising loudly, how good it is!
He asked anxiously: "What about me? What should I make?"
The shopkeeper was a little surprised to see the monkey.
"If you also want to have a tattoo, I'm afraid I'll shave off some of your hair. Otherwise, I won't be able to inject such thick fur."
After hearing this, Sun Houhou disagreed. He cherished his monkey hair very much and often went to spa in secret.
It will also be pruned regularly.
As the Monkey King of the Three Realms, he is very confident in his appearance.
Sha Wujing laughed, "Brother Hou'er, if you want to become beautiful, you will definitely suffer."
"If you can't do it, let me do it."
Pointing to his face, he said: "Give me a whole celestial eye between the eyebrows."
"And tattoo a big human head on my shoulder."
These items all have great personalities, and the patterns they choose are more brutal than the last.
It didn't take long for the old shopkeeper to decide on the pattern and start working.
Naturally, everyone grimaced in pain, especially Tang Sanfu, who had tender skin and tender flesh.
Every time the needle drops, the blood will be carefully collected.
This is the most precious treasure of the three realms. If you drink a drop of his blood or eat a piece of his flesh, you will live forever. How can you give such a precious thing to others?
The first thing to be completed was Tang San's burial, and then it was Guan Wudi's turn.
Watching Tang San bury his two flower arms is frightening.
Dragons and phoenixes took turns performing on his left and right arms, as if they were coming to life.
The only drawback is that the dragon has no finishing touch.
"Oh! Are you blind? This dragon has eyes, but why doesn't it light them? You can't afford me?"
The old shopkeeper quickly explained: "Of course, the rules of our business are that Wenlong never touches his eyes, otherwise you will not be able to handle it."
"Trenching? There are still things I can't carry, give me some! And you have to use pigeon blood!" Tang Sanzong dismissed it.
The old shopkeeper was shocked and thought, is this guy crazy? He has been told that those who violate tradition will surely suffer disaster.
Although he knew that he was extremely capable and had captured Neptune City, he could not have expected such arrogance.
"What are you looking at? Hurry up and do it."
There was no other way. At Tang San's urging, the old shopkeeper tremblingly took out pigeon blood from his hometown and dotted the eyes very evenly.
In this way, this evil dragon can be regarded as alive.
Its whole body is light blue, and its five claws are all sharp.
The craftsmanship is really good.
As for the phoenix, it is even more delicate and beautiful. It spreads its wings and there is a ball of flame below, which is the meaning of nirvana and rebirth.
As Guan Wudi began to work, the painting of Guan Gong Yu Long took five days and was finally completed.
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The cabinet was also very satisfied with his work, and still persuaded Guan Wudi that Guan Gong could not open his eyes, otherwise there would be disaster.
Guan Wudi chuckled, thinking that he could not recognize the true God with his mortal eyes.
It's me you're attacking, why can't I open my eyes?
Should I kill myself?
"I'm warning you, if you dare to tattoo your eyes shut, I will kill you!"
The old shopkeeper has been in the tattoo industry for more than fifty years and has never encountered such customers.
None of them are afraid of death, and they have special taboos on their bodies. It’s really awesome!
As for the pattern of Sha Wujing, it is quite simple.
There are only human heads.
But his time was wasted and he was drunk, and he actually did it for a whole month.
It turned out that he actually wanted to tattoo one hundred and eight heads!!
Corresponds to the thirty-six heavenly gangs and the seventy-two earth evil spirits.
And every expression and appearance is different.
Just looking at it will make you faint.
From the chest to the back, it is almost covered with tattoos.
Sha Wujing is quite satisfied.
At the time of Tang San's burial, he ordered: "Disciples, we throw away all our long-sleeved clothes. From now on we will wear waistcoats or go shirtless."
Everyone was a little embarrassed.
While they were still discussing, the old shopkeeper came over with a smile on his face and said, "One of you, please pay the bill."
"It turns out I still need more money," Tang San said.
The old shopkeeper was stunned, isn't this nonsense? Who can work for free?
He chuckled, with a slightly embarrassed expression on his face. He knew clearly that Tang San was going to default on his debt, but he was not someone to be trifled with. He knew many social people in Neptune City.
"Sir, please don't be joking. The work of the three of you takes a long time, but the store charges a reasonable fee, only ten taels of silver."
"Dig! It costs ten taels just for this thing!" Sha Wujing was furious.
The old shopkeeper knew that he was not someone to be trifled with, but in order to get money, he could only bite the bullet and still said: "The paint I am using is the best, and it is absolutely guaranteed that there will be no fading. You can rest assured."
"My craftsmanship is also the best in the city. No one in the surrounding villages knows about it. No matter the dignitaries or the ordinary people come to me, I treat them equally."
Tang Sanzian chuckled, put his arm around his shoulders and said, "I admit it's really good, but the fee is indeed a bit high. It's better to make it cheaper for everyone to get to know each other."
The old shopkeeper thought to himself, this guy just captured Neptune City and has plenty of money.
Do you still care about twelve or eighty taels?
You were joking on purpose!
"Sir, please stop joking. This amount of money is a drop in the bucket for you."
Tang Sanzian chuckled and shook his head: "You don't understand this. I still have so many people to support and military pay, so this little money is extremely important to me. Why don't we all become friends? This time we will pay for nothing."
Yuan Gou, can I recommend a few more customers to you next time?"
Pushing Tang San's burial open, the old shopkeeper became furious: "Well, you damn bald donkey, you want to eat for free. I tell you that you are looking for the wrong door. Don't think that you have the strength because of the numbers. If you have the guts, you will kill him."
*Fuck it, let me see how you die."
Everyone was a little surprised to see the old shopkeeper so excited.
I don’t know what kind of power dares to talk to me like this.
No one in Neptune City knows that Tang San is buried and has become the city's lord.
"In the past, when Shan Bao was the city lord here, he would give me some bad treatment. If he dared to touch me, I can guarantee that he would not be able to see the sun tomorrow morning. If you don't believe it, just give it a try."
Tang Sannian sneered.
It seemed that it was time to say goodbye to him forever. This chapter has been completed!