Chapter 204: The sweet and salty party should not fight
All the Chinese fans in the audience were stunned by Arenas.
No one has ever heard anyone make such a strange request.
Lu Yu forced himself not to laugh.
Arenas didn't know what this sentence meant until he asked a Chinese reporter during the post-match interview. His face turned green at that time, and he vowed to never believe that Lu Yu was a dog again.
January 17th.
The Bulls came to Los Angeles again, but this time their opponent was not the Lakers, but another Los Angeles team, the Clippers.
The Clippers are also very depressed. If Lu Yu had not been traded to the Bulls, would it be the Clippers who are leading the team's rise now?
Of course, Elton Brand is also good.
This season, the new captain averaged 18.2 points and 11.3 rebounds per game. The duo formed with Maggette is eye-catching. These young people have almost reached the peak of the team, and the team's winning percentage has returned to 100.
With a score of more than 50 points, it is only one step away from the top eight in the Western Conference.
But it's still not comparable to the Bulls.
The Bulls have reached second place in the Eastern Conference.
Just because of Lu Yu.
Many team managements have also noticed that Lu Yu is different from ordinary players. For example, Elton Brand may be a quasi-All-Star player. He can score good points in every game and grab a lot of rebounds.
, but Lu Yu is a player who can change the team's tactical system.
The Bulls didn't trade other players around Lu Yu, they just used the original team, changed the tactical system, and achieved the current results.
What does it mean?
This illustrates Lu Yu’s adaptability. Lu Yu does not rely on the system, he is the system himself.
When you have such a player and match him with a suitable lineup, even a championship is not something you can't think of.
The most important thing is that Lu Yu is just a 19-year-old first-year rookie.
The potential is endless...
On the first day he came to Los Angeles, Lu Yu received a call from Kobe. He originally thought that Kobe was going to treat him to a meal. Unexpectedly, Kobe's first words made Lu Yu stunned: "Kristin got into a fight. The school authorities
Let me go over there. You just happen to be here, so come with me."
Lu Yu: “????”
Christine?
If the name hadn't been the same as the name of the cake shop, Lu Yu almost didn't react and said it was Stewart, that brat, oh, no, it was Little Girl Film.
Stewart is a scumbag who doesn't study hard and doesn't go to filming. He is either beaten or gets into fights all day long.
Besides, shouldn't the parents be called when there is a fight? What's the point of calling us?
Lu Yu took leave from coach Cartwright, and then came to Stewart's school with Kobe. In order not to cause unnecessary trouble, Lu Yu and Kobe wore masks.
They are so famous now that it is quite disturbing to be recognized.
When they arrived at school, they found Stuart standing pitifully next to the teacher. The one being beaten on the other side was a teenage boy, about 1.8 meters tall, with a bandage on his head. The child's mother was a white man with a arrogant look on his face.
pointed at Stewart aggressively.
"Who are you?" the teacher asked subconsciously when he saw two tall men appearing in the office.
"Sorry, we are Stuart's parents."
Lu Yu said.
Kobe nodded slightly.
When Stewart saw Lu Yu coming, he had a surprised expression on his face and quickly said to the teacher: "This is my brother, and that is the uncle I called."
The teacher looked at them doubtfully. Stewart is white, her uncle is black, and her brother is yellow.
This family is chaotic enough, isn’t it?
The parent of the child who was beaten even curled his lips with disdain: "I don't care who she is, but now that she has beaten my son, I am planning to call the police and arrest her."
Lu Yu and Kobe looked at each other.
Then Lu Yu curled his eyes slightly and said with a smile: "I'm really sorry for beating your child like this. Why don't you look at it and call the police? We'll compensate you as much as we need."
"Do you think I'm short of money?" the woman mocked.
When Stewart heard that the other party was going to call the police, he was so frightened that he hid between Lu Yu and Kobe and hugged Lu Yu's arm tightly.
"Can you please let go? How come you don't know how to be afraid when you hit someone?"
"Didn't you teach me?"
"Did I teach you how to fight?"
"You tell me, if you encounter a gangster, either run away. If you can't run, fight him. If you fight him, fight him to death. You will bear the responsibility for his life."
"..."
I'll take care of you.
Lu Yu was sure he hadn't said it. He looked at Kobe, who nodded sarcastically: "That...is what I told Kristen."
"They are indeed a bunch of bandits." The woman said to the teacher protectively: "No matter what, I can't be private today. I have already called the police and am waiting to be caught."
The teacher also looked at Lu Yu and Kobe anxiously. It seemed that the teacher had been messing around before they came.
"Yeah?"
Lu Yu rolled his eyes at her: "You don't want to accept compensation, do you? Then I won't beg for mercy. As a brother, I don't want to make the matter bigger, but you are making trouble... Kristen, this
Did the boy play tricks on you?"
Stewart nodded: "He lifted up my skirt!"
The woman quickly looked at her beaten son.
Lu Yu suddenly got up and pointed at the woman and said, "My sister's beating will be light. When this matter is over, it won't be my sister's turn to hit him. It's my turn to hit him. I'll hit him one at a time!"
"You are threatening me!" The woman avoided Lu Yu's gaze and did not dare to look directly at him.
Lu Yu took off the mask directly: "If you don't believe it, just give it a try. Come on, Christine, ask her to call the police. When the police come, let the police find your uncle."
Lu Yu pointed at Kobe, who also took off his mask, but he was wondering why he was looking for me?
The teacher was stunned.
He obviously recognized Lu Yu and Kobe.
God, I just asked you to call the parents. Why did you find these two NBA stars?
Lu Yu took Kristine directly out of the office, with Kobe following behind.
Seeing this, the parents quickly grabbed Kobe's arm: "Mr. Bryant, do you think this matter can still be discussed? I won't call the police. Let's talk about compensation?"
Kobe smiled faintly: "I just talked to you about compensation and you didn't want to talk about it. Now I guess we won't talk about it. I will hire the best lawyer to fight this lawsuit for Kristen. Your son may be suspected of indecency."
At this time, Lu Yu led Kristine back and said, "Who said we can't talk anymore? Let's talk now. Compensation. How much do you think is appropriate for you to compensate us?"
The parents were stunned, and so were the teachers.
…
After settling the compensation matter and getting the money, Lu Yu and Kobe finally gave each of the teachers and parents a signature.
Stewart walked behind them both with his head lowered.
Lu Yu suddenly turned around, startling Christine: "What are you doing?"
"After receiving the compensation, should we treat us to a meal to express our gratitude?" Lu Yu said with a smile.
Stewart was stunned: "What do you want to eat?"
"Lu Ji Chinese Restaurant, I heard that Lao Lu has opened a branch in Los Angeles. I want to try to see if the chef's skills are up to par."
Stewart: "..."
When you go back to ask for compensation, you are going to make money for your own restaurant.
The three of them came to Lu Ji Chinese Restaurant and ordered several signature dishes.
First I ordered a tofu pudding as an appetizer. The dipping sauce was a small plate of chili, sesame, jackfruit and sesame oil. Stewart mixed it with chopsticks, then poured the dipping sauce into the tofu pudding and sipped it with his chopsticks.
After sucking, Stewart's expression changed: "This... this is too spicy, God, I want to cry..."
She looked at the tofu pudding that was covered with chili peppers and didn't know how to eat it.
Lu Yu had to admire her bravery, because Lu Yu used chopsticks to dip some chili peppers into the tofu curd and never poured it directly.
"If you pour it yourself, you have to finish it even if you kneel down." Lu Yu ordered.
Stewart gritted his teeth, took a spoon, and stuffed the tofu pudding into his mouth with tears in his eyes. After finishing the meal, he glanced at the refrigerator next to him, which contained the fairy happy water.
When Kobe saw her appearance, he remembered the first time he had dinner with Lu Yu.
Then another dish of stir-fried kidneys was served. When he saw that it was full of chili peppers, Stewart decided not to eat it.
Lu Yu said: "If you don't eat, I will never eat with you again when I come to Los Angeles."
Stewart could only pick up a small piece clumsily with chopsticks and stared at it again and again until he almost looked cross-eyed. Finally, he gritted his teeth and put it into his mouth. Then his face suddenly changed and he said in surprise: "This is too much."
It’s delicious and not spicy at all.”
Lu Yu: "Your mouth is so hot that you can't even feel it. You know what the heck."
In fact, this dish is also very spicy, but not as spicy as tofu pudding.
Don't argue about sweet and salty food. Only after you try spicy food will you realize that there are such cruel tofu puddings in the world.
In the evening, the Clippers faced the Bulls at home.
The Clippers' performance this season is not bad, at least the winning rate is over 50%. If they were placed in the Eastern Conference, they would be in the top eight. Unfortunately, in the Western Conference, their results are still slightly worse.
In fact, the players the Clippers have drafted in recent years are quite talented.
Quentin Richardson, Lamar Odom, Corey Maggette and Darius Miles formed the team's dynamic four, but these four talented players failed to
Let the team go further.
It's amazing that they can go so far, with four talented forwards on one team.
So last year, the Clippers reluctantly gave up and sent Darius Miles, the highest draft pick in their franchise history, to the Cavaliers.
After Elton Brand came to the Clippers, he became the new captain and led the remaining three talented forwards to lead the team to ninth place in the Western Conference despite such fierce competition in the Western Conference.
After the warm-up the game begins.
The Bulls' starting lineup is: Trenton Hassell, Lu Yu, Artest, Oakley, Miller.
Cartwright was worried that Fizer couldn't defend well and couldn't guard Brand, and he was also worried that Chandler was too young, so he sent Oakley, who was more experienced and stronger.
The only problem is that Oakley may not have the physical strength to fight for long.
The Clippers' starting lineup is: Jeff McGinnis, Eric Piakowski, Lamar Odom, Elton Brand, Michael Olowokandi.
The difference was not much different from what was expected. The point guard was McGinnis, who had height but no bounce, and could shoot but was not very accurate. A pure white shooter named Piakowsky was placed at the shooting guard position.
Among the talented front three, only Odom is in the starting lineup.
Quentin Richardson and Corey Maggette were both benched.
Lu Yu wonders if Alvin Gentry, the head coach of the Clippers, is thinking about the tofu pudding he ate yesterday. Who told him that the shooting guard must be a pure shooter?
Can't Richardson play shooting guard?
No wonder the Clippers were in a mess in the second half of the season, eventually falling to the third-to-last position in the Western Conference.
The game starts immediately.
On the other side, Stewart, who was preparing to watch the live broadcast of the game with his mother, Julie, suddenly felt a stomachache...
