"As expected of Mr. Jian, he even arrived at the autograph session later than others."
"That's right, look at Xiao Zhao, he's lost weight! The old thief must have given him most of the manuscript!"
Hearing this, Jian Yan, who had not yet sat down, twitched the corner of his mouth. Even Zhao Zichao, who was walking smoothly, almost fell to the ground when he heard this.
Because he suddenly saw that the people speaking in such a kind tone were actually two rich and powerful men...
How many male mothers are there these days?
Listening to the complaints from readers queuing up under the booth, Jian Yi sat down on the chair between the two guardians, Zhao Zichao and Lin Xi.
The venue is huge, but if it is divided into dozens of booths, it will be much smaller.
Although the simple booth was the most popular, so a separate space was opened up, but this still did not affect the queue of readers waiting for autograph signings from inside the venue to the edge of the square outside the venue.
Zhao Zichao listened to the excited "Old Thief Jian", lowered his head and reminded carefully: "Master, everyone seems a little dissatisfied with you."
"Listen to this complaining voice, can it be described by the words 'a little bit' and 'seem to'..." Lin Xi was still keen to make fun of the simple: "If benevolence and righteousness are not applied, the offensive and defensive momentum will be different!"
Although the two students around him who were deeply loved by readers said so, Jian Jian, who was sitting in the main seat, did not feel that he should apologize at all. He even took out one from under the table and did not know when he put it in.
loudspeaker, and then pressed the power button.
"Ahem!"
After clearing his throat, the discussion in the audience immediately became quieter. It was obvious that everyone knew that this possibly the most shameless cartoonist in human history was about to start his performance.
"Today is a good day! The sky is clear and the wind is gentle. Since everyone has been scolding me for delaying the update, I will sincerely tell you the reasons for delaying the update for the past few years on this good day of the autograph session."
At this time, the venue erupted into waves of staggering laughter... That's because... old readers know very well that this is a reserved program of the annual book signing.
"As you all know, my health has always been very bad."
The simple tone is very desolate. If the old readers who come to the book signings every year had not guessed what he was going to say next, they would almost be deceived by his miserable tone (some new readers have already been deceived).
).
"Three years ago, I had health problems, so I delayed the update, but it's reasonable, right? The second year, I didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, so I chose to continue updating the comics.
But because of this, this... what was the excuse you made at that time?"
When Jian Yi got stuck, all the readers couldn't help but complain: "Hey, hey, hey, don't pretend anymore, right? You can't even think of an excuse for delaying the update!"
"Oh, by the way, go out to collect materials!"
Continuing from the above, Jian Jian went on to describe his "tragic experience" with great emotion: "However, the next year, the protagonist of my novel, Mr. Detective Klein Moriarty, told me in a dream in the middle of the night that he was tired and wanted to
Rest. As a conscientious author, I gave him a short summer vacation, so I didn’t update the comic for almost two months. The reason for delaying updates is reasonable, right? The protagonist always needs to rest!"
"Fuck, how can it be reasonable, you bastard! How can the protagonist, a paper man, give you a dream... If you have to say it, why don't you draw a vacation extra..."
Of course, Jian Jian cannot listen to the complaints.
After he shamelessly ignored the complaints from readers, Jian Jian still shamelessly "perfected" his reason for delaying the update: "As for this year, I suffered from something called 'I felt bored after watching Original Sin and decided to exterminate the human race.
'The alien species attacked the aliens. They thought the comics I drew were too boring, so they prepared to destroy the earth. In order to protect the earth, I endured the pain and did not update it for three months in a row. This way I protected the safety of the earth..."
At this moment, the audience was already booing.
Jian Yi sighed, as if he was moved by his "great spirit": "I have sacrificed too much for this world."
"so……"
At the end of "Justice's Speech", Jian Jian added shamelessly: "So, in order to protect the safety of the earth, the update will be postponed next year... and... it will be postponed for four months!"
Before he finished speaking, a reader slapped his thigh and shouted half teasingly and half angrily: "Damn, you are so shameless! RNM, refund your money!"
"Where are the tomatoes? Where are the rotten eggs? Get ready!"
"The simple old thief has lost his conscience, and I will live and die with the original sin!"
"Go to hell! This is definitely going to hell!"
…
After a hectic morning and afternoon, Jian Jian finally experienced the feeling of being able to sign with your hands once again.
When I got on the special car to the airport, I felt like I was not feeling well.
"No, I'm 1.5 meters. Are you going to take me to the airport? I'm so flattered." Jian Yi glanced at Jiang Banxia in the driver's seat strangely: "By the way, with your height, can you step on the accelerator?"
"
"Well said," Jiang Banxia continued to drive expressionlessly, not even bothering to complain about this guy's ridicule. A whole day of autograph signings had already made her accept the fact that this product was really like this, so she was not surprised: "Reward
You are not allowed to delay the manuscript next week."
In fact, her words are really threatening. Although the editor cannot rush the manuscript casually, he can at least stop you from delaying the manuscript!
Like Jian Jian's former editor Li, he was a good old man. Although he was a little fierce, he was always accommodating when possible. In addition, he also served as the deputy administrative editor of the weekly, so he was able to talk about the scheduling of the weekly. Jian Jian
Naturally, the original sin can be postponed for a while...
But, Jiang Banxia is not an accommodating person, and...
"Hey, wait, this can't be done, right?" Zhao Zichao was anxious before Jian Yi was impatient, "He just takes the lead in painting, coloring, and storyboarding, aren't we the ones doing it?"
"Hey, idiot, how many storyboards do we have in Detective Comics? It makes me feel like I'm abusing you," Jian Yi first blocked Zhao Zichao's complaint, and then asked his real question: "Yes
Do you need to deliver it in person? You’re not leaving anyway…"
"Who said I won't leave... will you buy me a house in City S?" Jiang Banxia drove the car and said lightly: "My ancestral home is in City
Now of course I have to go back to City X. What about you? City B or the southern province?"
"Forehead……"
The car fell into a deathly silence for an instant.
"Um?"
When they happened to encounter an intersection, Jiang Banxia stopped the car and asked in confusion while drinking water: "Why...don't you go to the airport?"
"No, no, no, Editor Jiang, you misunderstood," Lin Xi shook her head and stared at Jiang Banxia's chest: "To be precise, we also live in X city."
"puff--"
Suddenly, Jiang Banxia squirted water on the steering wheel: "What? This guy also lives in X city?"
"Wait a minute, care about my feelings when you complain!" Jian Yi sat aside, as if she was very dissatisfied with the other party's evaluation of her as a "dead pervert": "I said I'm 1.5 meters, do you have anything against me?
Misunderstanding... I'm such a kind person, but I'm not as scary as you think. I can't possibly cut you into pieces just because you asked me to submit a manuscript, right?"
"Okay, stop talking," Jiang Banxia said with black lines on her head, "If it were you, I think it's really possible."
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