Damn it! You can raise fish in half the house's water, how dare you call it a tide?
"Hey! It seems that no one has been living there for a while, and the tiles on the roof are seriously damaged again."
The waiter smiled awkwardly.
"Just make do with that! It's free after all. I'll go find you a scoop."
After the waiter finished speaking, he turned around and left, leaving only Wang Tao who shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Slow down, wait a minute?"
Wang Tao stopped the waiter who was about to leave.
"Um...you know that we are all from Zhengwei Escort Agency, right?"
Wang Tao first raised the banner and then talked about it, which is justifiable.
"I know, I know, who within a hundred miles doesn't know about Yuntian's Zhengwei Escort Agency."
The waiter nodded and looked at Wang Tao doubtfully.
"It's like this. When we were escorting this time, we met some gangsters from the Wild Wolf Gang. My guide and identity documents were all lost."
"Oh. You want to provide a road guide, right? There's no need for that at all. As long as someone in your group can vouch for you, you don't need to provide anything."
The waiter shook his head in a funny way.
"Then what if I go out alone?"
Wang Tao saw that the boy was not on the right track, so he had to ask in a persuasive way.
"that's true!"
The waiter nodded in agreement.
"Hey. I have been working in the Zhengwei Escort Bureau for more than ten years. I don't have any relatives. I have been like this for more than ten years. I wonder if I still have my identity in the county government?"
Wang Tao said pretending to be distressed.
"I don't have your identity? That would be difficult. It's easy to get directions, but hard to get proof of identity?"
The waiter shook his head.
"Is there anything you can do about that? Now that I'm getting old, I'm beginning to hate the days of fighting and killing. I think before I leave the Zhengwei Escort Agency, I must have an identity and a guide!"
Wang Tao sighed and said, it was a rare opportunity for Dai to ask the knowledgeable waiter for advice.
"This is not easy to handle. Either you know people or you have money."
The waiter shook his head.
Money? I have it!
Wang Tao looked slightly happy, so he frowned in confusion.
"I wonder if you have any connections? How much will it cost?"
"Are you rich? Hey, you asked the right person about this. We have been running stores here for generations, and we all know whose dog died in the city."
When the waiter heard that Wang Tao wanted to use money, he immediately became energetic.
"I dare not say anything else, except that the government officials have a good relationship with us."
"That's good. I don't know the market. How much does it cost to open an account?"
Wang Tao scratched his head and asked pretending to be honest.
"Hukou? This word is very appropriate."
The waiter at the shop looked at Wang Tao in surprise when he heard the new term.
"You give me this number, and when it gets dark, I will take you to find someone."
The waiter said and held out three fingers.
"What? Three hundred taels?"
Wang Tao only had three hundred taels of silver notes in total, and when he saw the waiter Shishi opened his mouth, his face suddenly turned cold.
Humph! You think I’m stupid? How much money do you have?
"Huh? Three hundred taels? You don't dare to ask for it even if you give it to me? Besides, do you think you have three hundred taels for such a bear?"
The waiter curled his lips in a funny way.
"Thirty taels is enough. You must know that 25 taels of them are used to open roads, and the other five taels are used to buy some gifts and give them away. I work for free and don't charge a penny."
"It's acceptable to open a household registration at thirty liang."
Wang Tao nodded. His identity is unknown now and he has caused trouble. To have an identity, thirty taels is undoubtedly worth it.
"I said thirty taels? Not three taels?"
The waiter in the shop smiled playfully and didn't believe that Wang Tao could come up with thirty taels.
"Hmph! Dogs look down on people. My decades of frugality are not in vain."
Wang Tao said as he took out a banknote from his pocket, waved it in front of the waiter's eyes, and immediately put it away.
"Hey! A hundred taels of silver notes? Or do you make money by running an escort agency? Does an old slave have so much money?"
The waiter exclaimed, his eyes twinkling.
"Hey! It's all hard-earned money."
Wang Tao sighed and said, his tone full of vicissitudes of life.
"Hey, after a lifetime of hard work, it's time to enjoy yourself. I wonder if you have any plans to find a wife?"
"What?"
Wang Tao's face twitched and he thought he heard wrongly.
I'm here to apply for household registration with you, not to ask you to be a matchmaker.
"I know you are worried that you are old and ugly, and that others will dislike you. In fact, there is no need. As long as you have money these days, you can find any girl."
The waiter slapped his chest loudly.
"No……."
Wang Tao was about to say that he didn't need it, but when he thought about it, it didn't fit the image of an old slave who had worked hard all his life and had never even signed with a woman's hand.
"No...that's too good? Can we find someone who is seventeen or eighteen years old?"
"Haha, you old pervert, how serious do you think you are? Hehe, let me tell you the truth, I am familiar with government jobs, and I am more familiar with driving in the brothel, hehe."
The waiter said with a "you know what" look on his face.
"Hehehe."
Wang Tao wanted to ask for help from others, but he could only apologize and laugh in embarrassment.
"That's good. I'll add thirty taels to the fixed price and find you a beautiful and smart eighteen-year-old girl, but..."
As the waiter said this, an uncontrollable smile appeared on his face.
"Hehe, but there is no guarantee that it will be the first crop of new melons. If you want new melons, the price is fifty taels."
"Eighteen years old? New melon? Fifty taels?"
Wang Tao's face was stunned, and he felt a strange feeling in his heart.
He lives in the new century, and he has never seen anyone who can still buy and sell. The key is a beautiful and smart eighteen-year-old girl, and the most terrible thing is that she is still new. Who can bear this?
For a moment, Wang Tao was dumbfounded, his expression dull, and he swallowed hard at the thought of excitement.
"Haha, fifty taels is a bit expensive? It's only two or three taels for the first drink and the first night."
The waiter was shocked when he saw Wang Taojing and thought he was unwilling to give up money.
"Hehe, I didn't expect that you old boy is quite knowledgeable? Well, that's 40 taels for you, so I can't miss it. Yesterday, I heard from the old madam of Yihongyuan that a new batch of goods had arrived, and now I'm still having sex.
Woolen cloth?"
"A different temper?"
After all, it was Wang Tao's first time coming into contact with these dirty things, and he was a little curious.
"This is similar to training a stubborn donkey. The new guy's hooves are hard and he kicks whoever he sees. Some perverts like this, but we are here to enjoy it after all. Who is willing to risk his life?"
"Hey, you understand! I'm just going to whip people with soft whips. I'll lock them up and starve them for three days. On the third day, they'll bring delicious food to my door. Most of them will eat. The rest will be starved for another two days. If I can resist the five
If you don't give in, you will be a tomboy, and then you will be tortured. There is not even one person out of ten who can withstand the torture. I have never seen one in my life."
"Phew! Society is so cruel!"
Wang Tao said with sigh.
"Hey, do you feel bad? When you see her more often, you will know that a woman is a woman, and when you go to bed, she is your dog."
"Phew! Forget it, it's not easy for me to make money. Put aside women's issues first and get me some road guidance first."