After releasing the engaged geese, they went to the Xiaoyun Town office.
You Guoqing was very excited when he learned that they were cheating on each other, but also a little worried. If she got married soon, he would be embarrassed to have the shamelessness to go to Nanfeng Town every day to look for Liang Xiaonan.
"Don't worry, I won't hold a banquet this year. Our town is going to build a national agricultural planting demonstration area, how can I give up? Don't worry."
Zhou Yan is not upset, Xiaonan can do whatever he wants, it doesn’t matter! He brought a lot of wedding bags, and everyone in the office has one. Anyway, everyone can say auspicious words, and it only costs 3 yuan, so we can divide it up
!
Huang Xiu'e stood at the door of her home, staring blankly at the girl who was entering and leaving the town office compound. She had a slender figure, sweet and pretty, and she suddenly realized that she was Liang Xiaonan.
He ran over frantically, stretched out his hand and pulled Liang Xiaonan.
Zhou Yan pulled Liang Xiaonan behind him and said to Huang Xiu'e, "What do you want to do?"
You Guoqing and Wang Gaoqiang's group had already seen it, and they all blocked her and shouted: "You from Chen Xing's rich family, what do you want to do?"
Huang Xiu'e cried loudly: "Xiaonan, darling, I was wrong! How could I lose such a good daughter-in-law?"
Zhou Yan suddenly became angry, but he did not take action on the happy day. Instead, he raised the corners of his lips and said with an angry smile: "That's because you are blind! I have to thank you. If you hadn't let me go, I wouldn't have been in vain."
Find such a good wife!"
Huang Xiu'e said crazily: "I am blind and my heart is blind, Yuehong, we have agreed, you promise Xiaonan to me Shikai..."
Okay, I've lost my mind.
Zhou Yan and Liang Xiaonan got into the car. When the car passed by Chen Xinggui's card game, they both heard Chen Xinggui say: "Everyone has their fate. Liang Xiaonan is destined to live a good life. He can live a good life without going to a big city."
Brother and sister-in-law, your eyes are stuck in your crotch."
Zhou Yan originally wanted to take the whole family to a restaurant for dinner to celebrate. Yang Hanlin and Zeng Hanzhi said that going to a restaurant would be expensive and inconvenient. It was better to cook some food at home during the busy farming period. Anyway, there was no shortage of everything at home.
So Zhou Yan called Master Zheng early in the morning and brought all the pots and stoves in the restaurant.
Master Zheng also tried his best to cook a table of twenty or thirty special dishes with his apprentice, and relatives on both sides gathered together to have a meal.
After a day of tossing, I finally calmed down.
Liang Xiaonan didn't go back to Dakeng Village and went to his own yard in Nanfeng Town. Zhou Yan didn't go back to the Yang family's yard either. He never left, relying on Liang Xiaonan.
Zhou Yan asked Liang Xiaonan to take out the marriage certificate and look at it again. The two of them looked at the marriage certificate carefully bit by bit.
Zhou Yan said: "Didn't the Civil Affairs Bureau return a book this morning?"
Liang Xiaonan naturally knew what book he was talking about, but what should I say about that book? You could guess what it meant from the name.
"Take it out and take a look." Zhou Yan actually saw it too. He was just itchy and pretended to be serious, but in fact his face turned red.
"Handbook for Newlyweds"...
When you receive your marriage certificate, the civil affairs department will also issue a "Handbook for Newlyweds".
Liang Xiaonan blushed and felt embarrassed after taking one look at the cover. He thought about a lot of inappropriate things for children and stuffed it into the space without even opening it.
Zhou Yan is so smart. He had seen it a long time ago. Seeing that Liang Xiaonan was embarrassed, he didn't say anything at that time. After all, there were others outside.
Although he may look like a naughty person, in fact, when it comes to matters between men and women, he has ten thousand curiosity surges in his heart, but he doesn't understand anything.
It was impossible for his grandparents to popularize this knowledge to him, and there were no Internet or small movies from the island country to reveal the secrets to him. He was still an innocent young man from a good family.
Seeing that he wanted it, Liang Xiaonan turned his hand over, took it out, gave it to him, let's see!
Zhou Yan pulled her over and said, "Shall we watch it together?"
Liang Xiaonan thought that it must be the kind of text or pictures that guide men and women on how to accomplish important things in life. How can you put such pictures and texts on her face?
Zhou Yan bravely took the book and said shamelessly: "If you don't want to read it, I'll read it and I'll teach you."
Oops, I'm going to die for saying this!
Didn’t we agree that we wouldn’t have a banquet?
Liang Xiaonan hurriedly moved her feet sideways and slowly moved away from him. Zhou Yan didn't call her, and turned over the book by himself.
After a while, the smile on this man's face disappeared, and his eyes widened in shock.
After a while, he burst into laughter, holding his stomach in laughter.
Liang Xiaonan said: "Why are you laughing?"
"Come and see," Zhou Yan beckoned, "It made me laugh so hard."
She was also shocked!
Zhou Yan didn't ask her to read the big principles in front of her, but directly turned to the instructions about the wedding night.
…
I was so embarrassed that I could dig out a three-bedroom apartment with my toes!!!
"this……"
They are all smart people, but this charade-like "Handbook for Newlyweds" can completely confuse people, and they have no idea how to spend their wedding night.
Reserved, too reserved!
What a subtlety unique to this era!
Those who don’t understand will definitely not be able to do it! (Oh, hey, can you two do it?)
Liang Xiaonan suddenly remembered a joke in his previous life that was not a joke: Family planning personnel went to the countryside to popularize family planning. They took a small raincoat and told the villagers: "If you wear this, your wife will not get pregnant, and the couple can live a normal life."
The male villagers asked: "How to wear it?"
The family planning staff are so angry. She has already given them enough raincoats. Why are so many people still pregnant?
"Are you wearing them?"
"I wear it, I wear it every time!"
Isn't this evil?
She asked the female villagers without giving up: "Why do you men wear them?"
The women said: "Well, just as you taught me
Hahaha, Liang Xiaonan smiled so much that he showed more than eight teeth.
"What are you laughing at?" Zhou Yan always felt that she was a bit naughty and must be thinking about something not simple.
"Nothing, I was thinking about someone wearing the Elf on their finger." Liang Xiaonan smiled and told the joke again.
Zhou Yan's heart changed?
Liang Xiaonan stretched out her hand and waved it in front of his eyes: "What are you thinking about?"