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Chapter 38 Perfect cooperation, explosive performance

Lao Maoer was adjusting the camera position, while Cheng Guanli carried the machine and strung up a camera next to the stage.

Then I heard the sound of sucking and eating noodles.

Lao Maoer frowned, "Hey, hey, hey! What's the sound! Quiet!"

The audience in the audience couldn't be quiet, everyone was laughing more happily than the other.

Chen Xiaoer immediately raised his finger to his mouth, "Shh... be quiet!"

After that, he continued to eat noodles secretly.

Lao Maoer said in confusion: "What sound! Quiet!"

No matter how much Chen Xiaoer booed this time, he couldn't stop the laughter from the audience.

Chen Xiaoer said hurriedly: "Don't laugh! I'm about to be discovered!"

This kind of interaction is not included in the lines. It is all based on personal performance, and the effect is really good. The audience suppressed their laughter and forced themselves to quiet down, curiously waiting for the next plot.

After Lao Mao'er adjusted Cheng Guanli's position, he looked back and felt unhappy for a moment.

"Hey! Why did you eat it?"

Chen Xiaoer smiled awkwardly, "To tell you the truth, I didn't eat breakfast today, so I'm going to take a rest first."

Lao Mao said angrily: "The filming hasn't started yet!"

"It's okay, I see there's another bucket over there."

"Uh, okay, this is what the scene looks like."



Next, Lao Mao began to tell Chen Xiaoer a play, but Chen Xiaoer interrupted confusedly.

The audience burst into laughter, and the actors and veteran artists backstage were all laughing from ear to ear.

Lao Mao'er said: "There are two sentences in total, why are you so anxious!"

Chen Xiaoer immediately shook his head and said, "I'm not in a hurry."

Lao Mao'er said: "I said there are two lines in total, why are you in a hurry..."

Chen Xiaoshu stepped forward and quickly said, "Yes, there are two lines in total, I'm not in a hurry."

Lao Mao'er said impatiently: "No, what I said is a total of two lines, why are you in a hurry!"

"Yes, I'm really not in a hurry, director."

"I said there are two lines in total. What are you doing..."

"It's just two lines, I, I, I... why am I in a hurry, you...

"Okay! Stop talking!" Lao Mao'er was completely crazy.

The audience in the audience could not stand upright with laughter, and many people shed tears.

Lao Maoer's helplessness was in sharp contrast to Chen Xiaoer's innocent and confused face.

If anyone else had performed this skit, it would have felt like he was deliberately pretending to be stupid, but Chen Xiaoer acted so naturally, he was just a 'little clever' who couldn't turn his head around.

Lao Maoer's helpless mood also made people feel sorry for him for a second.

The two chatted for a while, and Chen Xiaoer finally understood.

"Oh~ these two sentences are my words, I understand, let's start, director, I can do it!"

But when it came time to actually act, he was in a lot of trouble and couldn't say his lines while eating.

Hululu finished the bowl of noodles.

Lao Mao said helplessly: "Stop! You can serve another bowl of noodles and try to find the feeling of eating noodles."

Chen Xiaoer said happily: "You want me to have a bowl? Hey, okay, then I'll fill it up."

Wait until Lao Maoer shouted and start,

Chen Xiaoer immediately took a big gulp of it into his mouth.

Lao Maoer quickly said: "Tell me, tell me why you are so anxious."

Chen Xiaoer came to eat, and the audience laughed so hard that they couldn't get angry.

Lao Maoer bent over and stamped his feet anxiously, "Line! Why are you in a hurry! Why are you in a hurry?"

Chen Xiaoer chuckled, "I, I'm not in a hurry!"

The audience clapped their hands and laughed again.

"Stop, stop, stop. Put down the bowl and run around to get a feel for it."

Chen Xiaoer immediately acted out the feeling of being a little stuffed after eating two large bowls of noodles, after running around for a lap.

Lao Maoer asked: "How do you feel?"

Chen Xiaoer smiled shyly, "Hey~ it tastes good!"

“What tastes good?”

“The noodles are salty and just right.”

Lao Maoer helplessly slapped his forehead and pointed at Chen Xiaoer's belly.

"I'm asking how it feels?"

Chen Xiaoer touched his belly and said with a smile: "I'm full!"

Lao Maoer stamped his feet and said, "This is all screwed up. I'm asking you how it felt to play just now and how it felt."

"Drama? I don't feel anything."

"How can you not feel it?"

"Uh... I just think it tastes pretty good, nothing else."

"Okay, okay, come on, go ahead and serve the noodles."

Then there is another scene full of situations. Chen Xiaoer brings to life a contradictory character who doesn't understand acting at all, is honest and loves to play tricks.

Lao Mao felt like he had been taken advantage of because the scene was not filmed and he was given a bucket of noodles.

In the end, Chen Xiaoer really couldn't eat anymore and couldn't even squat down.

Seeing that the scene would not be filmed, Lao Mao was so angry that he picked up a bucket and poured it into Chen Xiaoer's bowl.

"Full, full! You have to eat a full bowl of noodles!"

Chen Xiaoer could no longer straighten his back, "Director, that's almost enough! Director, I eat, I, I, I can't squat down..."

Lao Mao said angrily: "Props, bring him a stool."

Cheng Guanli made another guest appearance, bringing a small bench for Chen Xiaoer.

Chen Xiaoer held an empty bowl and performed without any real object, but the performance was just like the real thing.

I couldn't swallow the noodles when I picked them up.

Lao Mao'er said anxiously: "Eat noodles, eat quickly! Say something!"

Chen Xiaoer just said, "Why are you so anxious?" Then he burped immediately.

It made the audience burst into laughter, and they closed their eyes at the old moment, "No, no, no, this is going to make me laugh to death. How can it be so funny? I'm already old."

Xu Yuzhen said with a smile: "I am so happy this year."

Lao Maoer had to shout stop! "Can you hold on for a while?"

Chen Xiaoer just hiccupped beside him and couldn't speak.

Lao Maoer reluctantly asked: "Hold on for a while, just one minute, okay? One minute, just one minute, all departments pay attention! Official filming, preparations..."

"Uh!" Chen Xiaoer Mengde burped.

"I say you……"

"Director, I really, uh! I really can't do it anymore. You can shoot with whomever you like, uh! I'll just go back to my old job, uh!"

As Chen Xiaoer said this, he turned around and ran away. Lao Maoer shouted: "Come back, come back!"

"Director, I, uh! I don't want to be famous now."

"It's okay if you don't want to be famous. Come and wish all the audience friends a happy New Year! Our screenwriter, Comrade Cheng Guanli, is also here."

At this time, most of the audience discovered that the young man who was working as a cameraman and on-site manager just now was a screenwriter, and he was actually so young.

Su Ying's parents' faces were filled with joy, and their hearts were happy for their daughter.

As the three people bowed, the skit that made people laugh to tears was finally over.

This time the audience no longer shouted for another one, because this skit has already made people laugh. There is no irony or sensationalism, it just makes people laugh, and it is not vulgar, funny and cute.

It can be said that the audience had a great time.

The two actors are also very enjoyable. They can make the audience laugh so much that even a comedian would feel satisfied.

The last song ended, and the entire employee New Year Gala came to a successful conclusion.

The originally three-hour party ended up lasting six hours.

The station director originally wanted the audience to choose their favorite program, but it seems that there is no need to choose anymore. It is too obvious that it is just a sketch.
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