Volume 1 Looking Northwest, Shooting Sirius Chapter 28 The waist of the bucket is very beautiful
"Li Tou, go away slowly. I'll treat you to a drink another day!"
The four elders waved in unison, and when Li Yichuan's figure disappeared at the end of the alley, they turned sharply to look at Chai Tiannuo.
"Are you Li Tou's nephew?"
The big veteran asked in surprise. Chaitino nodded with a smile:
"Half of the family members are my uncle's former colleagues."
"No wonder your ability to control the knife is so good. It turns out to be the inheritance of Northwest Ghost Whistle!"
Several people nodded suddenly, and then introduced each other.
The four of them were all soldiers of the Right Prison Gate Guard. Li Yichuan had been the leader of their B3 Battalion and was their old boss. It was only in the spring of this year that he transferred to the Martial Arts School as a casual instructor.
Because of this relationship and Li Yichuan's formidable background as a ghost whistle, several old men were a little frightened when they saw him.
The big man's name is Chu Bing, and he is the captain of Yashi of the Yisan Battalion. The one with the pimple on his head is Liao Zeming, who is a captain.
The other two are named Gao Shilin and Wang Zhi, who are also the chief and corps commander of the No. 3 battalion of the right prison guards.
After hearing their names, Chaitino scratched his head. Why did these two names sound so familiar? He always felt that they were similar to some people who were not following the right path?
A few people were chatting animatedly, when Big Chu glanced at the sky, and his expression suddenly tightened:
"The hour has come. The hour has come. Hurry and don't delay!"
With the sound of brushing, the boxes were all put in place, and the fourth brother rushed up in confusion. Chaitino, who was standing below, swallowed hard and spat:
"Four dear brothers, what you are doing is very inappropriate, the sage said."
"Sage of the ball, just tell me whether you want to watch it or not, suck it~!"
"……look!"
Chai Tiannuo thumped his hands fiercely. He was now a warrior, not a scholar, and his ancestors, the saints, could no longer care about him!
He picked up his front skirt and ran back to Moxiangju. Chai Tiannuo picked up the high stool and jumped out. The little girl shouted from behind:
"Master, I want to see it too~!"
"If you're watching football, watch it. Girl, just watch the movie. When you grow up, watch it yourself!"
"……oh."
Chai Man'er pouted and cleaned listlessly with a rag.
Four men in short attire and one in long robe were lying on the wall, making tut-tut sounds from time to time. An old Dong Heng who was passing by couldn't help but shake his head:
"Shameless and shameless, the world is in decline!"
After speaking, he swallowed hard and left in three steps.
Chaitino's face was hot, but his heart was filled with chills. He knew that this behavior was inappropriate, so why couldn't he look away?
It's over, it's over, I'm afraid I'm going to sink into it!
"Boss Chai, isn't this scene beautiful?"
Chu Bing rubbed his nose and stared straight ahead.
Chaitino nodded and said through gritted teeth:
"beautiful!"
"Which one is the most beautiful?"
"Girl Tweety."
Chaitino blushed and pointed to the woman who hit him with her bellyband in embarrassment. When he saw her, he was reminded of the heavy fatness and the body fragrance that penetrated into his heart.
You said, how can that small wicker waist hold up such a heavy weight?
"Why, do you like Cui'er?"
Chu Bing raised his eyebrows, while Chai Tiannuo's face turned redder and he said incoherently:
"She's not, that..., um."
Chaitino didn't want to lie. After that glimpse, his dreams for the past two days were filled with the shadow of Cui'er.
Being single for two lifetimes has been delayed for decades, and spring is slowly starting to come these days.
"No, what's so good about Cui'er? Why did she charm you?"
Liao Zeming, who had a pimple on his forehead, asked doubtfully. Chai Tiannuo thought about it and said with emotion:
"Looking at it from a distance, it's as bright as the sun rising into the morning glow; looking at it from a distance, it's as bright as a flower blooming with green waves; it's as slender as it is, and it's shortened and proportioned; the shoulders are as if they were cut into shape, and the waist is as plain as it should be; it's extended."
"Shut up!"
The four veterans roared at the same time, startling Chaitino:
"What, why is it dripping?"
Seeing the contemptuous looks in the four people's eyes, Chai Tiannuo was a little confused. Did he say something he shouldn't have said?
"There's something wrong with your aesthetics!"
Big Chu said very firmly. Gao Shilin turned to look at Cui'er and said while sucking his saliva:
"The breasts are okay, but the nose is worse in other areas. I'm average at best."
The other three nodded repeatedly. Chai Tiannuo was really shocked. Cui'er, who was extremely beautiful in his own eyes, could only be regarded as ordinary in the eyes of several dear friends?
The standard of beauties in this capital is too high!
Chai Tiannuo couldn't help but be speechless. She was like a great beauty in Shaoyin County, but she was just ordinary here. It was worthy of being a capital city where dragons and tigers were dominating. As a bumpkin from the countryside, his eyesight was indeed a bit low.
"A woman must have big breasts and a butt as big as a millstone. As for the waist, it must have this shape."
As Liao Zeming spoke, he made shapes with his hands, and the pimple on his forehead was bright red.
Chaitino looked at the dimensions drawn by his hands, and the corners of his eyes twitched:
"...Brother Liao, are you sure that's your waist and not a bucket?"
"You know a ball!"
Wang Zhi, with his small eyes, glared fiercely:
"Those with big breasts and big butts are good for fertility. A thick waist will give you strength. You will be strong in fighting. But a small waist will be useless. It will break after a few strokes. It is not solid at all!"
"Yes, the wicker waist looks great, and the bucket waist is so beautiful!"
A few bullshit old cowards successfully deceived Chaitino, who was as blank as a piece of paper.
This little cock, who had just joined martial arts not long ago, gratefully handed over to the four elders:
"Thank you dear friends, Chai has learned a lesson. He really learned a lesson today!"
Late at night, after Chai Tiannuo finished polishing the foundation, he did not hear the news of Li Yichuan's return. It seemed that he was staying at the martial arts school.
At midnight the next day, as soon as Chai Tiannuo and Man'er opened the door of Moxiangju, a government servant wearing soap clothes walked in.
"You must be the shopkeeper Chai from Moxiangju. Clean up and come with me to the county office. The magistrate has summoned you!"
Chai Man'er looked at Chai Tiannuo fiercely, with a look of horror on his face. Officials and Zhaomin never do good things.
Chai Tiannuo had a guess in his mind, nodded slightly, asked the yamen servant to wait, went into the house, took off his long shirt, changed into short clothes and walked out.
The expression on the government officer's face, who had not cared much at first, suddenly changed. He knew that those were the clothes of a scout of the Forbidden Army. He never thought that the shopkeeper of Moxiangju was actually involved with the Forbidden Army!
Although there is no city in Luoshui, there are quite a few institutions that should be there, perhaps even one or two more than elsewhere.
Chai Tiannuo, led by some cautious government officials, walked through one street and two alleys to the county government office. It was not far from Ding Er Street Firework Alley, only more than a quarter of an hour away.
Chaitino, who was summoned, did not go to the lobby, but followed the yamen servant into a room in the inner courtyard. Judging from the decoration, it should be a study room. A middle-aged man wearing a blue gown was drawing something on rice paper with a pen.
, needless to say, he is the county magistrate.
The county magistrate is very young, more than twenty years younger than his old parents in Shaoyin County, and his appearance is also different. Compared with his old parents who look like a bad old man, he is really more upright.
"Student Chai Tiannuo, meet with the county magistrate."