Chapter 37 Fortune Telling Fake Taoist Priest Part 2
I have seen the waiter's face too many times, no matter in the past or present life. Chai Tiannuo took out a five-tael spindle and shook it. The waiter's originally disgusted expression turned into a big smile again, and he bowed his body and said flatteringly.
"Guest, please, please. There is a secluded and comfortable single room on the second floor, which is suitable for the three of you. Be careful where you step and don't trip!" Chaitino shook his head. Such snobbery can be found everywhere.
We went up to the second floor and entered the single room facing south. As the waiter said, it was quiet and comfortable. There were seven or eight plates of snacks and dried fruits on the table. The two of them sat down and started eating.
Throwing the money to the waiter, Chai Tiannuo said slowly: "At this price, I will make an order and I will see it clearly." The waiter's smile froze at first, then he nodded and left.
Not long after, a table full of dishes was served, with a lot of meat and a lot of vegetables. Chaitino ate slowly and slowly, but the Taoist priests crazily stuffed the food into their stomachs, even if they choked with tears, they didn't show any signs of slowness.
Chaitino did not laugh. Only those who have been hungry know how happy it is to have a full stomach. After the two of them had almost eaten, burping while holding their bellies, Chaitino asked: "Since it is not good to wander around the world,
, then go back to Taoism and wait, plant a few acres of thin farmland and practice seriously, wouldn't it be better to make a living like this?" The reason why he said this is because Chai Tiannuo can clearly sense the fluctuations of mana in the master and disciple. They are not ordinary Taoists.
But a true practitioner.
"I don't know, my benefactor, in this lineage, my cultivation is to watch all the fireworks in the world and count all the ups and downs in the world. If I don't reach the realm, I will definitely not stay in Shanmen for a long time." The Taoist said with a wry smile, but then he remembered something and took it.
He wiped his palms clean with a handkerchief, smiled at Chai Tiannuo and said: "I still have some confidence in fortune telling. I can't repay the kindness of saving my life, so how about I tell my life with my benefactor?" Fortune telling, Chai Tiannuo said.
Tiannuo smiled. He really had never let anyone see his destiny before, so he handed over his left hand with great interest.
"No, no, no, we don't look at palms, our benefactor just draws a lot." The Taoist waved his hand hurriedly, and the apprentice immediately took out the lotus tube, shook it, and respectfully asked Chai Tiannuo to take one.
Chai Tiannuo smiled and took out one. When the Taoist took it into his hand, he heard a pop sound and the bamboo sticks immediately started to burn!
"..." The Taoist hurriedly let go and looked at Chai Tiannuo with a surprised expression. Chai Tiannuo couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. There was something really interesting about this scene, so he smiled and said, "I'll try another one."
." After saying that, he took out another bamboo stick, but unexpectedly it turned into ashes before he handed it out. Chai Tiannuo couldn't help but scratch his head, thinking that his fate was so hard?
"What should we do?" Chai Tiannuo smiled bitterly. The Taoist swallowed his mouth and said casually: "My dear, if it doesn't work, how about we give him a horoscope?" After thinking for a while, Chai Tiannuo nodded and landed the clone.
The date here is stated in detail. As for the time, Tu Tu Ye also said that it should not be wrong if it is exactly the same.
"Bang!" Not long after the calculation, the Taoist fell to the ground, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he said with tears: "My benefactor's fate is too heavy and too heavy. I really don't have the ability to calculate it. Wow, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed.
Ah!" Chai Tiannuo couldn't bear to see the Taoist behave like this, and he blamed himself, so how could a Taoist with meager Taoism predict his own fate?
Just as he was about to say a few words of comfort, the door was kicked open violently, and a large group of country soldiers rushed in with long swords in hand.
"Scholar, you hurt someone on the street. The person who suffered the injury has already filed a lawsuit. Come back with me to ask questions!" Chai Tiannuo frowned, then felt relieved, and walked with them to see how this town behaves.
"You can't catch him, you must not catch him!" Seeing the village soldiers trying to take Chai Tiannuo away, the Taoist's bruised face immediately turned pale. He threw himself in front of the soldiers and tried to stop him, but was cut to the ground by the back of a knife.
He screamed in pain.
"You dare to shout at something like a dungworm, are you tired of living?!" He raised his leg and stomped hard on the Taoist's face. The leader of the local soldiers led his subordinates and escorted Chai Tiannuo away cursingly.
"It's broken, it's broken, a big disaster is coming!"
"Disciple, hurry up and pack your things. We can't stay in Fu Town. Let's leave now. The sooner the better!" The Taoist struggled to get up, wiped his face with the tablecloth, turned around, picked up the things and ran away. The disciple caught one and returned it.
He stuffed the whole roast chicken into his arms, picked up his cloth bag and ran out.
The master and apprentice ran four or five miles out of the town before stopping, lying on the ground and gasping for air.
"Master, master, what kind of disaster is this? I have never seen you so panicked!" The Taoist panted for half a stick of incense before he felt better. He sighed and said, "My benefactor is not a human being, and his fate is involved in the disaster."
"It's not that the generals can't be calculated, but the results are too scary. Master, I can't bear it."
"What's the result?" the disciple asked curiously, and the Taoist grinned: "My benefactor is like a thunder from the sky, you must not touch it!"
"What the village soldiers meant was earth fire. It would have been better if they had listened to the advice and not caught them. But now it's the thunder from the sky that stirs up the earth fire. The calamity has come, the calamity has come!" After saying this, the Taoist turned his head and looked towards the town, his face full of misery.
"Master, how big can the disaster be?" The little apprentice was obviously frightened, and his voice trembled violently. The Taoist swallowed hard and spat, and said with gritted teeth, "The best is 50% to 60% death, and the worst is not to be able to grow a single blade of grass!"
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"..." The young apprentice got up and ran. The Taoist shouted in confusion: "I don't know, what did you do?" The young apprentice ran without looking back and said: "If there is no grass, there will be great disasters. It is not safe here because it is too close."
!" The Taoist imagined that he also got up and ran away. You are right, for such a big disaster, four or five miles is of no use, at least one or two hundred miles!
Chai Tiannuo followed the township soldiers to the yamen where the township doctor was located, but found that it was bigger than the Fengcheng County yamen. People who came and went were either rich or expensive, or else they were scoundrels!
Narrowing his eyes slightly, Chai Tiannuo felt a little strange. How could a secular government office have the aura of Shintoism?
After entering the compound and heading west, everyone came to a side courtyard. Chai Tiannuo looked at the people in the courtyard and couldn't help but sigh. Sure enough, there was indeed a problem in this town.
The gangsters with splints on their bodies and bruised noses and faces looked at Chai Tiannuo with a ferocious smile: "It's not your skill. Let's see what you can do when you come to the Yamen!" Chai Tiannuo turned around and saw about twenty more people holding fishing nets and hook guns.
The rural soldiers poured in, and then the courtyard door was closed tightly. Looking at the cruel look on their faces, it was clear that there was no good thing.
"You are all law enforcers, but you are collaborating with law breakers. Don't you feel guilty?" Chai Tiannuo said with a frown. The leader of the local soldiers laughed: "You are ashamed of your mother. Get into the fishing net and cure him first!"
"As soon as he finished speaking, three fishing nets full of hooks fell down. Chai Tiannuo didn't move his body at all, allowing them to do whatever they did.
"I thought it was a ruthless character, but it turned out to be a silver pewter spear head." The leader of the village soldiers sneered and waved his hand: "Chop it into pieces, and the dogs in the backyard will have a full meal again."
"...If human life is so disregarded, what do you think the law of the country is?"