Chapter 1086 The Bizarre Adventure of Grandpa and Grandson
Chapter 1086·The wonderful adventure of grandfather and grandson
"Okay, okay."
"He should want to test his grandson's character in this way, right?" Peter made a guess: "Just like Kama Taj shakes before accepting a disciple to test whether the character of the person he accepts is correct."
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[Rick lay down on the wine bottle and fell asleep mid-sentence. Morty just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the system prompt: "The neutrino bomb has been successfully loaded and can be launched at any time."]
【"Fuck."】
[No one knows how Morty brought Rick home, but the next scene is Smith’s breakfast.]
[The Smith family lives in the suburbs and is an ordinary middle-class family.]
[Now, this family of four has become a family of five, and the extra person is Rick, who is the father of Morty’s mother, Beth.]
[Rick left his wife and daughter 20 years ago and disappeared for twenty years before returning to his daughter’s life not long ago. Facing this father-in-law, Jerry, as the head of the family, did not give him a good look.
, directly arranged Rick in the storage room on the first floor.]
[After breakfast, Morty went to school listlessly. He can be said to be the epitome of many inconspicuous students. He is not tall, looks ordinary, is poor in studies, and likes the recognized school beauty goddess in the school. 】
[And also faced campus bullying from the school bully. 】
[This morning, the school bully grabbed him by the collar and wanted to beat him up just because he didn’t say hello.]
["But you still wanted to beat me when I said hello to you yesterday!"]
["Who cares?" The school bully told the truth: "Do you need a reason for me to beat you?!"]
【The next second, he was frozen.】
["Here you are, Morty." Rick, who was holding a cryogun in his hand, still had wine stains on the corners of his mouth: "What are you doing here?"]
【"Go to school."】
["It's a waste of time, and your brain can't learn anything at all." Rick stuffed the cryogun into his arms: "Follow me, I need your help with something."]
【"What to do?"】
【"To go to another dimension, just follow me!"】
["Okay, maybe I'm about to skip a history class."]
["History? Stop making trouble, America can have that thing? What to learn? Can I teach you scalping and sewing of leather shoes?"]
[Rick took Morty and left. He may have forgotten, but more likely he didn't care at all. He didn't think about defrosting the school bully at all, or he didn't set up a defrosting device at all. 】
[The two left. Morty's sister Natsumi (probably the translation, also called Sangmei) who was passing by saw the school bully. Maybe Rick's skills were too strong. Outsiders didn't even look at the frozen school bully.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, I just treat the school bully as a big, immobile person.】
[Natsumi wanted to go over and strike up a conversation, but the other person was shattered to pieces. 】
"This old man is looking down on human life!"
"No, the other party doesn't care about human life at all."
"Freeze gun." Bruce shook his head. One of the opponents he once met also used a freeze gun, but his opponent's freeze gun was safer than this one.
The Holy Lord looked at the crazy blue-haired old man on the screen, and then looked at Bruce beside him.
'Are all humans monsters?'
For the Holy Lord, killing is nothing, no matter how many people are killed, it doesn't matter. Even if the Holy Lord kills the other seven of the eight demons, he will applaud.
However, the Holy Lord can see the problem with Rick's mental state. No, everyone can see that Rick is a madman.
The Holy Lord is not afraid of humans. Ordinary humans are just bugs to him. But he admits that he is afraid of madmen, especially human madmen.
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[Rick took Morty to an alley, then took out his teleporter gun and shot it at the wall, and a green portal suddenly appeared.]
[When you walk into the portal, there is a strange and magical world inside. 】
【"What kind of place is this?!"】
["This is the 35C dimension, it can also be called the 35C dimension, who cares." Rick said impatiently: "The peculiar climate of this dimension has given birth to a peculiar fruit tree, and its seeds are the mystery fruit! I need it
Experiment on the seeds of the miracle fruit - OMG Morty, run!"]
[Rick, who was still explaining, yelled and turned around and ran away. Only then did Morty realize that he had been betrayed by his grandfather, and a very strange-looking translucent creature was eyeing him! 】
"Teleport gun!"
"Is the relationship between the grandfather and grandson of you earthlings really that bad?"
"No, no, no, no, this is definitely not normal, can't you see? That Rick is a lunatic!"
"The image of Rick" Peter scratched his head and said, "It seems like the doctor who created Frankenstein in an old movie I watched when I was a kid."
"We have a bunch of scientists here, and we have so many doctorates that we can evenly distribute them to every audience in the theater. Could you please use us as a prototype to determine the template of a scientist?"
Constantine glanced when he heard this: Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, Hikari.
Laughing to death, it turns out that scientists are not normal.
[The grandfather and grandson were chased all the way to the edge of the cliff. It may be a coincidence, or it may be Rick's intention. In short, the two found the fruit tree growing under the cliff. 】
["Put on these, these are special adsorption shoes." Rick handed Morty a pair of shoes that looked quite technological: "Put on this baby, you can go wherever you want. You can walk however you want.
.”]
【"ah----!!!"】
[With a scream, Morty fell off the cliff and broke all his bones.]
["Morty." Rick didn't care at all, but was just impatient: "You have to open this thing first."]
[Rick put on the suction shoes, turned on the switch and walked down. He took out a rather retro-looking injection gun and shot Rick in the leg. 】
[The blue-purple medicine was injected into Morty's body, and Morty, who had just been broken all over, was completely intact in an instant. 】
[Although there was a little hiccup in the middle, it was not a big problem. The two successfully picked the miracle fruit and took out the seeds. The thing was as big as a human palm, and its surface was rough and had thorns.
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["Tell you a news Morty." Rick said expressionlessly and without mercy: "I went to get you medicine just now, and I went to a world with decent technology. In that world, because of medical technology, humans can do
Until he becomes immortal.”]
【"so what?"】
["So where old men like me are more popular, I stayed there for a while." Rick raised the teleport gun in his hand: "So my teleport gun has no energy."]
As for Rick and Morty, I plan to pick some to write about, but I will definitely write about Rick City.