["Pass the space customs." Rick said, holding up the mystery fruit seeds in his hand: "Let's go to the official teleportation device, where we can teleport through the dimension, and then we can go back. So I need you to help me."
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【"Oh?"】
[Morty’s anus tightened and her back felt cold.]
["When we went through customs, you took the seeds to the bathroom and stuffed them into your anus."]
"?"
"Huh--"
It can be said that everyone dislikes Rick on the screen.
Maybe Rick may be a madman, maybe Rick may be a misanthrope, but Morty is a normal person!
"This old man did it on purpose! He can easily make a teleporter gun in the garage, but he can't recharge the teleporter gun in a technologically advanced world?"
A team of three scientists gathered together and looked at the drawings of the teleportation gun. They felt that this thing was a bit crude.
"Unless that universe happens to not have these elements of the teleportation gun, then I can only think that Rick did it on purpose."
"Even if Rick really couldn't create it, that's probably why he called Morty. He used Morty as a backup plan, just in case."
[Video continues]
[The two have arrived at the customs. At this time, in Morty's earth time and space, the principal of Morty's school called Morty's parents and invited Jerry and Beth over. 】
【"Your son has only attended school for seven hours in the past two months."】
["What? Then why didn't you tell us earlier?"]
["I informed Morty's grandfather a long time ago."]
[Hearing this, Jerry became excited. He had long wanted to send Rick to a nursing home, but Bess disagreed. Now Jerry had a suitable reason. 】
["Let me just say it! No matter what, I can't let Rick continue to lead my son bad!"]
[At the space customs, Morty came over stroking his butt and twisting. He really stuffed those two things into his body.]
["I hate bureaucracy"]
[While queuing up to go through the security check, Rick kept complaining to Morty. When it was Morty's turn to go through the security check, the security officer who looked like a combination of a mosquito and a locust said: "You, go over there.
Spot check."]
["Why does he have to pass the spot check?"]
["New rules, we invented a new machine to specifically check the intestines."]
["Run, Morty, run!" Rick yelled, then directly pushed the security personnel away and ran away with Morty. 】
[The alarm went off, and the customs officers began to hunt down the grandfather and grandson. Rick took Morty all the way over the walls, but the customs officers knew how to fly. 】
[In front of the blue space portal, Rick continued to operate on the console, asking Morty to delay time. 】
【"What!?!"】
["Hold the gun and delay for me!"]
【"I don't want to kill anyone!"】
["Those are all robots! Just shoot and that's it! Hit Morty as you like! Hit as you like!"]
[Morty mustered up the courage and fired a shot. Maybe due to good luck, the shot Morty fired actually hit the target. 】
["Ah! My legs!" The customs officer fell to the ground in pain, dark blue blood flowing from his short limbs: "I won't die, right? I still have a wife and daughter, and I still have family members, save me! Save me!"
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["Didn't you say they are robots?! Rick?!"]
["This is just a figure of speech! They are all bureaucratic lackeys, no problem!"]
[Morty realized that something was wrong, but he had already boarded the pirate ship. Rick said without looking back: "Whatever you think, you have attacked the police now. Keep fighting! You don't know the prison here."
How terrible!”]
[When he realized that he had to run away or go to jail, Morty started shooting randomly with the laser gun. With one gun, he suppressed a group of customs officers and even killed an innocent passerby. 】
【"Okay! Let's go!"】
[When the portal turned green, Rick took Morty and rushed back to his own world, and happened to land in the school cafeteria. Morty also met his goddess Jessica.]
[The two met Morty's parents at school, and faced Jerry's angry questioning. Rick now took on the responsibility of a good grandpa and a good teammate. 】
["Oh my god Morty, why don't you study in class!"]
【"what?!"】
["I've already told you to study hard, don't be addicted to those chemical hormones, focus on science, and improve yourself. Why are you still skipping classes? Listen, Morty, I'm very disappointed in you. Your parents and I are both disappointed in you.
Very disappointed.”]
["No one believes it?" Rick glanced at the people around him. 】
[Jerry doesn’t even believe this.]
[When I got home, Jerry had already packed Rick’s things, and even Beth didn’t want Rick to stay at home anymore.]
["Listen Rick, Morty is not a smart kid to begin with, so if he wants to be successful in the future, he must work much harder than ordinary people, and you actually let him skip class!"]
[Seeing this, Rick stopped acting.]
["Bess, why do you think that letting Morty go to that shabby school will make a difference? What they teach is useless. They can't even teach why 1+1 equals 2." Rick turned to Moty.
Morty said: "Morty, tell them what the square root of pi is!"]
["I can't do it." Morty was about to refuse, but suddenly his head buzzed, and then he blurted out the square root of pi. 】
【"First law of thermodynamics."】
[Jerry and Beth looked at Morty dumbfounded. Jerry even checked it on his phone and it was absolutely correct.]
["Morty is a genius." Rick saw this and said while the iron was hot: "He is a real genius. It would be a waste if his talent were put in that crappy school that can't even teach why 1+1=2.
Life, he can only develop his potential by following me, and my education method is suitable for Morty!"]
[Seeing how Morty, who usually used exams as just catching up on sleep, could become so smart, Jerry and Bess also began to hesitate. 】
["Morty can become a scientist only by following me."]
【"Okay, I agree."】
[Rick doesn’t have to go to a nursing home, Morty can follow Rick, Jerry and Beth don’t have to worry about Morty’s future, it seems like everyone in the other world is happy.]
["Rick, I didn't know being with you would make me smarter."]
["What you think is so beautiful." After Morty's parents left, Rick immediately changed his expression to an indifferent expression: "The reason why you have a high IQ is just because the seeds dissolved in your body."]
[Morty suddenly realized that he could no longer feel the seeds.]
["Seeds can greatly increase human IQ in a short period of time. Of course, the side effect is that you will lose part of your body's functions in the next 72 hours."]
【"You're kidding, right?"】
[Rick rolled up his sleeves and looked at the three watches on his hand, and then said: "It's time."]
[Seeing Morty losing control of his muscles, drooling, and falling to the ground twitching, Rick said bluntly: "Unfortunately, Morty, you are really stupid, and I really need those seeds, so I have to give up.
They keep your parents from bothering me, so we need to get more seeds, and we'll have more adventures after that, Morty!"]