【Although there were some twists and turns, the fundraising performance was carried out on time and smoothly.】
[Couples came on stage to perform. Although their performance was average, the audience was very happy. 】
[But Wanda in the background looked extremely anxious because Vision was late.]
[An extremely sophisticated robot is actually late! This is so unusual!]
[Just when Wanda was extremely anxious, Vision finally came, but there was a slight problem with her walking posture.]
[Contorted, as if drunk. 】
【Not only does he walk like a drunk, but he also talks like a drunk.】
[But Wanda knows that as a robot, Vision has no reason to get drunk even if he drinks water until he dies.]
[Wanda wanted to figure out what was going on, but it was already the turn of the two of them to perform on stage.]
【Wanda has no choice but to bite the bullet.】
[Sure enough, Vision was full of antics on the stage. First he walked into a wall, then shouted out his and Wanda's names, and spoke with slurred speech, like a drunkard. 】
【But Vision's performance is still quite successful.】
[Vision first used his superpower to fly directly. This scene obviously shocked the residents of Westview Town. 】
[Everyone was dumbfounded when Wanda saw this scene. Why didn’t she agree to not use super powers? 】
【But I have to fill the hole my husband dug for me even though I am crying.】
[So Wanda had an idea and created a piece of rope directly from the void, deliberately exposing the flaw for everyone to see. 】
[Next, Wanda went to shake the mechanism and move Vision up and down. Vision was so frightened that he shouted: "Wanda, what's going on, no, no, no, Wanda, please!"]
["Honey, put me down, I'm going to vomit!"]
[Seeing this funny scene, everyone thought it was deliberately designed by the show, and they were immediately laughed out loud.]
[Next, Vision staggered to the piano and raised the piano. 】
[Looking at the stunned expressions of the audience below, Wanda quickly walked to the piano, took the piano, quietly turned the piano into a piece of cardboard, and then showed it to the audience. While watching, she said
: "The secret of our magic cannot be seen by the audience."]
[The piano’s owner, Dottie’s husband, said: “That’s my grandmother’s piano.”]
【Only one person and the piano are injured in the world. 】
[Then Vision also performed a trick of passing the hat through his body. Wanda was about to collapse and could only turn into a mirror in the background.]
[Although I don’t know the function of the mirror, at least I was able to fool it.]
[The final show is the transformation into a living person. Wanda’s neighbor Agnes also asked Vision if he wanted volunteers, such as her husband Raf.]
[As expected during the performance, something unexpected happened. Before Wanda could enter the cabinet, Vision closed the cabinet door. 】
[Wanda really had no choice but to change Geraldine in the background. 】
【Although the performance was very chaotic, the audience was very happy to watch it.】
【The performance was a great success!】
[Wanda and Vision won the Best Comedy Award of the Year!]
【Great!】
"hiss"
The audience on the screen can enjoy watching it, but the audience in the screening room is not so happy.
No matter who has seen the weird and bloody scene before, it is impossible to watch a comedy show indifferently.
"That Agnes!" Constantine suddenly thought of something, stood up and said, "There's something wrong with Agnes!"
"What's wrong!?"
"Didn't you notice that she has a lot of shots?"
"But this doesn't prove that there is something wrong with Agnes! Who's detective does this?"
"Child, you have to know that the answer that remains after eliminating all the impossibilities is the correct answer no matter how bizarre it is." Strange said: "The current situation is that something is wrong with the world. Dottie's performance,
Colorful airplanes, and Agnes who appeared frequently from the beginning.”
"None of this makes sense!"
"I now feel that it is very possible that this black and white world may actually be Wanda's dream. Wanda fell into a coma for some reason and had a beautiful dream, and Dottie, the radio, Agnes, and the toy plane were actually...
A way for the outside world to try to wake up Wanda, who is in a deep coma."
"So why did Wanda fall into a coma? Why did she have such a black and white dream after being comatose?"
"I think it may be related to someone."
An unnamed Titan: "@#!#"
[Video continues]
[Amidst the cheers, today’s event finally came to a successful conclusion. 】
[Backstage, Wanda helped Vision find out the cause of his illness.]
[It was the chewing gum that was swallowed.]
[After the talent show, the two returned home.]
["It seems that good neighborly relations are not so difficult." Wanda said happily while holding the trophy: "I don't even know what we were worried about before."]
【"We just need to be ourselves."】
["But some changes need to be made."]
【"It's all for the children."】
[Both Wanda and Vision said this sentence at the same time. This sentence seemed to be magical. After saying this sentence, Wanda's stomach trembled as if she had been pregnant for ten months. 】
【"Vision, is this real?"】
【"It's true, dear, it's true."】
[Wanda and Vision excitedly wanted to express their current feelings, and then the loud noise of agreement sounded again.]
[Vision walked out angrily, and also said that if it were the same damn tree this time, he would uproot it, cut it into two pieces, and burn it clean!]
"Oh my god..."
"Are all humans on Earth's reproductive systems so random?"
"Now is not the time to be funny! This is definitely not a funny soap opera like 'WandaVision'!"
"We can all see it, Tony, we can all see it."
"Hey! Everyone! What is going on here?" Wanda was also confused, and Vision's brain, which was stronger than a supercomputer at this moment, couldn't turn around.
"Okay! Don't panic, Wanda, don't panic."
Everyone hurried to Wanda and Vision's side. This completely illogical thing had a big impact on a person's outlook on life.
"I thought I had seen enough weird things, but I didn't expect to know today that it was just the tip of the iceberg." Wanda took a deep breath, held Vision's hand tightly, and asked, "What on earth is that?
The thing is, even blowing up a balloon isn’t that fast.”