Chapter 299: There Are Idiots, I Know Who They Are, But I Don’t Tell Them
Chapter 299 There is a fool. I know who it is, but I won’t tell you.
[Video continues]
[Metron trotted all the way into a wooden house, while Toma Tracking Master Kaito followed Metron relentlessly. 】
[Seeing Metron turn around, Kaito immediately raised his hand and felt the DASH Lesa gun.]
["Stop holding such dangerous things." The Metron man seemed helpless, but also seemed to be amused and said: "Go this way."]
[Kaito, who was confused about the situation, followed cautiously. 】
[In Metron's cabin, there are leather sheaths of Mikulas and several other monsters hanging on the table. There is a mini ice ax on the table, and there is a mini doll on a cabinet. 】
["What the hell is this place?!"]
[Kaito points his gun at the Metron man and asks.]
["As you can see." The Metronian didn't panic at all and sat in front of Ichika's small round table, facing Kaito calmly as if he were an old friend. ]
["This is a monster warehouse. They have kept me here for a long time. They asked me to hide here. Okay, stop standing and sit down."]
["Do you want anything to drink?"]
【Then, Kaito actually sat in front of Metron.】
【"Here you go, Eye Rabbit Dragon Tea."】
[As if he had seen through Kaito's heart, Metron said: "It's not poisoned, just drink it in one gulp."]
[After saying that, he took a sip.]
(Writing this, I suddenly feel hungry for drinks)
[Seeing this, Kaito also took a cautious sip.]
"Pah——"
There were people covering their faces in the screening room (here’s an emoticon)
"You've already drank it, so why don't you look so cautious?" Bruce Wayne said with a face of pain and helplessness: "You don't know the origin of drinking in the enemy's territory, and the enemy has a history of poisoning before.
This heart is too big."
"It's probably because Max is possessed, so Kaito thinks he has Max's guarantee, so it doesn't matter."
Xikali was a little bit dumbfounded when he heard this. Who can he ask to reason with?
[After Kaito took a sip, he suddenly realized that this stuff seemed to be quite delicious, and then he lowered his head and took a sip. The moment he raised his head, the Metalonian opposite him suddenly showed his prototype. 】
【"puff!"】
[Kaito took a sip of his drink and spit it out, seemingly choking a little.]
[He put down the drink in his hand, tried his best to put on a serious expression, and did not forget to wipe his mouth during the process, and then said sternly: "Your conspiracy has been exposed, please leave the earth obediently."]
[Ignoring some details, it seems like I have returned to the same situation as decades ago at this moment. I am still a Metronian, a member of the Earth Defense Force, and an Ultraman from the M78 Nebula. 】
[It’s just that this time the spaceman has a long scar on his body, which is a trace of suture. 】
[This time, the team member who came to confront him was no longer Ultraman himself, but a naive Earthman and the Ultraman who merged with him. 】
["You still haven't wiped the corners of your mouth clean."]
[The Metronian pointed at the corner of Kaito’s mouth, and Kaito subconsciously wiped it with his hand.]
[And the Metronian sitting opposite him told Kaito: "I have no conspiracy. To be honest with you, I have to say goodbye to the earth. A spaceship is coming to pick me up. I feel homesick, don't I?"
”]
【"bump!"】
[In order to show that he was really talking to Metron seriously, Kaito slapped the table hard, and then tried his best to tell the Metron man in a relatively serious tone: "In short, no matter what
So, leave the earth quickly!"]
["Hahaha." Metron touched his hands and suggested to Kaito: "Let's play guessing."]
【"If I lose, I will retreat obediently."】
[Kaito heard that it would be good to resolve this matter through peaceful means. If it is not a last resort, it is better to leave things like violence on the shelf. 】
[Besides, if you play guessing games with Metron people, isn’t this a guaranteed win? 】
"Guess? Rock, paper, scissors?"
Peter looked at Metron's hands that were very similar to green onions and raised his own questions:
[Peter Parker: Is Metron stalling for time in this way? These hands don’t look like winning hands.]
[Loki Odinson: Boy, you have made progress, but you still haven’t made enough progress.]
[Loki Odinson: If Metron wants to invade the Earth, then what does a verbal agreement mean? This is not the Oath of Styx. It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, so it can be seen as delaying time. 】
[Loki Odinson: If Metron wanted to leave, there would be no problem with his approach, so he changed back to his original form. 】
[Loki Odinson: Moreover, this approach can also make the human boy relax his vigilance. The Metronian's hand can't win the game. Is it possible that he will not turn back into a human? If my guess is right, this guy
I must use this trick to trick that human kid.】
[Peter Parker: Well, why on earth would Metron do this? 】
[Jonathan Osterman (Dr. Manhattan): In human terms, this is having fun.]
[Peter Parker: Huh? 】
[Jonathan Osterman (Dr. Manhattan): This is the most likely conclusion that I came to after reviewing the thoughts of all life on earth and the highly intelligent life forms in the universe, and constantly calculating. 】
[Wanda: This is a strong person, saying the most terrifying words in the most careless tone...]
[Jonathan Osterman (Dr. Manhattan): This is not scary. After I ascended to a higher-dimensional life form, the three-dimensional world is a book that I can read at any time. Everything here is like this, including
The thinking of intelligent life.】
[Wanda: This is obviously more terrifying, okay...]
[Video continues]
[The Metron man was obviously teasing Kaito at this moment, and Kaito couldn't help but say: "What an idiot."]
[Well, indeed, there is an idiot among the three people. I know who it is, but I won’t tell you. 】
【"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"】
["Ah! Damn it, you know my weakness!"]
[The Metron man complained deliberately, then turned back into human form and started packing his things. 】
【"What are you doing?"】
["I'm collecting the earth's specialties." Metron took out a black leather spoon and put it on the table. 】
【"This is a top-quality product!"】
["Don't mess with it!" Kai Dou pulled out the leather pick after the boss had exhausted his strength, and persuaded: "Go back obediently."]
【"Hahaha"】
When I look at Max now, Kaito is really very similar to Haruki, the iron fool, the same fool.