Chapter 538 Neo Jonathan Wick Constantine’s Bullet Time
【"OH! Shet! FUCK! Damn it! RNM!"】
[It only took Deadpool three seconds to reassemble from a piece of rotten flesh into a complete person.]
"Are the clothes on him made of some special material?" Tony asked puzzledly: "We can understand that the body can recover quickly because of Logan's super healing ability, but why do the clothes also recover? Nanomaterials? Or recovery?
magic?"
["Listen up, Tony Shit, I have the Deadpool to make the impossible possible! There is nothing that is impossible for me -"]
[A car sped up and hit Deadpool into the sky.]
[Tony Stark: Thank you, driver who drives without looking at people.]
【Note 1】
[Deadpool first took out one or two pistols from his pocket, then took out a pair of long knives, and finally took out a large bag of weapons. 】
[Deadpool said while picking this pocket: "Hey, listen to me man, it's not a weird thing about me picking my pockets. It's mainly because I left all my weapons in my dear brown skinny monkey friend's car, so now I
Use my dear fourth-dimensional pocket to get them."]
["Oh, dear friend, yes, this is a strange thing like a fourth-dimensional pocket instead of a fourth-dimensional pocket. I just happened to - hard - ah - put them in this more subtle way.
place.”]
[Deadpool took his hand out of his pocket with a happy look on his face.]
["Listen to me, man, this will help prevent cancer. Hey, do you know? I have filmed a public service announcement in this regard. I remember the URL is! Oh, Shet, these guys are starting to attack. Everyone, wait for me.
!”]
[I saw Deadpool taking out an RPG from his pocket and pointing it at the convoy in front of him, firing a rocket.]
[Seeing that the rocket was about to collide with the convoy, Deadpool quickly turned around and struck a handsome pose! 】
["Aha, this stupid author doesn't even know how to spell POSE and went to look it up!"]
[In the next second, a car was lifted up by the explosion, spinning and flying over, hitting Deadpool directly. ]
["Oh, it feels so good to be hit by an exploding car! Hey, you know what? It feels like a hot Mexican chicken taco! That hot chili sauce is on your taste buds
Jumping and dancing on it, every taste bud is affected, and the taste nerves are affected. Oh, my God, I used to go there before being disfigured by Francis. Hey, Peter and that blue plum monster, why are you covering the Canata?
eyes and ears!”]
"Don't you have any idea why I covered her eyes!?"
Peter asked angrily,
He no longer had time to think about why this guy was able to have a barrier-free call with him. The top priority was to plug Janata's ears and eyes. He couldn't let such a young, innocent and cute little girl be raped by this guy.
It’s mentally polluted!
"Is the blueberry monster talking about me?" Hikali had never seen such a wild earthling, so he could only use this method to relieve his embarrassment.
["YES! YES! I'm talking about you!" Deadpool climbed out of the car unscathed, and even his clothes showed no signs of burns: "Listen, in addition to blueberries, there is also a kind of crayfish that is also blue.
Hey, do you like crayfish?! If you do, I’ll call you cold crayfish.”]
["You ask me why I am so wild? Oh hahahaha! Of course I am wild! I have the genetic factors of Wolverine in my body!"]
"Did I say that?"
Hikari himself was confused.
[Logan: No! I’m not! Wait a minute! What are my genetic factors!]
Logan is stupid, he is really straight!!
["Oh, my dear Logan." Deadpool said lovingly to the screen: "Have you forgotten? It was your genetic factors that transformed my body! It gave me the ability to live and die!
”]
["Of course, there's also the purple sweet potato essence!"]
["Aha! You don't understand, the most benevolent, kind, supreme and powerful Deadpool can see the narration!" Deadpool took out another knife from his pocket, picked it up and surrounded him with a gun.
Those who blocked him launched a wonderful battle.]
[Suddenly, everything on the screen became slower. In this environment, everything seemed very slow, including bullets. 】
【Except Deadpool.】
["Aha! Look, this trick is bullet time! It's John Constantine's unique trick!"] (Note 2)
"What the hell!" Constantine was so frightened that he dropped his cigarette on the ground. When did he know how to do bullet time?!
[Deadpool split the bullet into two with a knife, and the bullets that were cut in half flew from both sides of his head under the action of kinetic energy! Then Deadpool danced the long knife handsomely, and the opponent's submachine gun fired biubiubiu, and Deadpool waved the long knife.
The knife didn’t stop even a single bullet!]
[The bullet penetrated Deadpool's body, and then passed through the body under the action of kinetic energy, splashing blood. 】
"I swear to God, that son of a bitch." Constantine put the cigarette back into his mouth and said viciously: "I definitely don't have such a painful skill, not even in the screening room."
[Deadpool kept waving the long knife with the gunman's puzzled face, and at the same time, it was even more impossible to stop his mouth: "Listen to me Neo, if you keep doing this, you really have to go to the nutrition cabin to feed the matrix
When you are being used as a battery, you still have a beautiful fiancée who is being killed by a man lying dead in a coffin.
The old coffin lady who has been sleeping for more than a hundred years mistakenly thinks that this is his wife! Oh, poor Mina, she is still waiting for you to save her! Jonathan! Oh! My poor dog, yours
The master, John Wick, actually doesn’t recognize you anymore. Stop looking! It’s you who said it! Constantine!”]
Constantine is numb, what is all this!!
"Enough!"
Constantine's face turned dark and he said: "First of all, I don't have a fiancée, and secondly, it's even more impossible for me to have the names Neo and Jonathan."
["No, you do, you still have the name John Wick."]
"Hell!" Constantine scolded: "If this guy were in my world, Lucifer would definitely give him eternal life so that he wouldn't have to go to hell and bother him to death."
["Oh, who needs a Lucifer who opens a bar in the city? Not to mention that purple sweet potato spirit has given me eternal life!"]
[With the gunman's confused look on his face, Deadpool chopped off his head with a knife, and then took out something emitting a faint blue light from his pocket.]
"Damn it!" This time it was Tony who yelled angrily: "Isn't that my fucking nanosuit?!"
(March 30th is a special day because today is the birthday of your author.)
(I don’t expect rewards. After all, not everyone is as strong as the boss of the Heart of Nothingness. However, how about a free happy birthday?)
Note 1 [Deadpool suddenly got up from the ground, knelt on his knees and kowtowed three times: "Thanks to the man named Heart of Nothingness for the 28,500 starting coins that he rewarded in one go.
There is nothing to show for being the first big boss to protect the law, let Deadpool kowtow to you!"]
Note 2: "Listen carefully to me, the great Deadpool is here to teach you! Keanu Reeves is the star of The Matrix and Hellraiser, Neo is him, John Constantine is also him, let's watch the pirated version
You fool, you can’t figure it out for the second time!!!”