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Chapter 539 Deadpool Armed with Steel! I'm Tired

Chapter 539 ·Deadpool, armed with steel! I’m so tired!

Yes, what Deadpool took out from his crotch this time was the Nano Suit.

[Deadpool presses the core of the nano suit against his chest.]

【"I'm so tired, so tired!"】

[I saw metal particles flowing from Deadpool's body, and finally formed a brand new metal armor. After Deadpool put on the metal armor, he took out his long knife and went forward to fight with him in close combat. He easily chopped off all the enemies one by one with one knife.

Dog head!】

["Ah, damn it." Deadpool kicked a headless corpse aside and said: "Originally, that bastard Francis should have appeared in the motorcade this time."]

["Hey, do you really want to know who Francis is now?"]

"No, we just want to know what you are."

["Oh, great, you want to know." Deadpool was about to say something when he saw someone coming. 】

["Ah, it's really annoying. It's just as annoying as the author stupidly sending the contents of the fifth volume to the sixth volume with shaking hands."]

["Wade!" A big man with a metallic luster all over his body came over with a short-haired girl in black and a cute pink-haired girl. The short-haired girl looked indifferent, but the big metallic man was really full of enthusiasm.

The anger on the face.]

【"Why kill, Wade."】

["Hi! Wade!" The girl with pink hair greeted Wade enthusiastically. 】

["Hi! Yukio! Do you know why I have to say hello to you every time I meet? Because you are very polite and don't want to keep a dead face like that stupid guy all day long."]

[Deadpool turned his head when he saw this and said: "Let me introduce to you, this silly big guy with the luster of stainless steel all over his body is called Colossus. He is a member of the X-Men. Just like you, Logan."]

["Thank you for introducing me to the air and these headless dead people, Wade."]

[Colossus didn't pay attention to Deadpool's weird behavior. In their eyes, Deadpool was an out-and-out psychopath. Since he was a psychopath, everything he did was reasonable. Who knows what a psychopath was thinking.



["Don't be so cold. Let me tell you, this guy's whole body is metalized. Even his vagina is metalized. Hey, I really didn't think about this. Is your vagina metalized?"

”]

["Wade!" Colossus glared at Deadpool, and at the same time motioned to the two girls here to ask him to restrain himself a little when speaking. 】

["Oh, man, I really don't know if the metalization of your body has also metallized your brain. Of course, your brain may also be crushed by the sentry. Where is your emotional intelligence!"]

["Listen Wade, my dual quotient is normal."]

["Oh?" Deadpool asked with interest: "Then can you see the relationship between Tomboy and Yukio?"]

["Them? They are comrades-in-arms, classmates, and very good friends."]

【"Hahahahaha!!!"】

[Deadpool burst into laughter when he heard this and rolled on the ground laughing. Black Queen and Yukio also smiled helplessly. 】

[Colossus grabbed Deadpool and said, "That's enough Wade! I don't know what you're laughing at. Come with me now!"]

["No, brother, you should ask me what I'm laughing at!" Deadpool said unhappily: "Dogecoin author, if you can't afford it, don't play!"]

["Listen to me Wade." Colossus knelt down and said patiently: "I know your story, and I am sad that your face was disfigured, but I will not discriminate against you, X Academy."]

【"uproar!"】

[Deadpool suddenly took off his hood and his pitted face looked like mud, giving people a rotten face that smelled like rotten eggs that had been put together with canned herrings in the dog days of summer and exposed to the sun for three days and nights. 】

【"vomit--"】

【Colossus vomited.】

["Look, what do you call this? You call it fucking duplicity!"]

[Colossus wanted to look at Deadpool's face seriously and try to explain, but when he saw Deadpool's face from the corner of his eye, he couldn't help but kneel down and vomited. 】

["Okay, actually I also know this feeling." Deadpool said helplessly: "I ate quail eggs again before, and ended up eating a rotten rotten egg. I feel like vomiting now when I think about it.

”]

[At the end, Deadpool paused and cursed loudly: "The dog author used my body again!"]

["Wade, what are you talking about?"]

[Deadpool heard Yukio's voice and quickly put on his headband and said: "It's nothing Yukio, it's nothing. Okay, dear Captain Deadpool is leaving. After all, not everyone can be like the world's richest man, Bruce Wayne."

I have nothing to do all day long, and I still have to go home and cook!”]

["You can't leave, Wade." Colossus stood up with his last breath and said sincerely to Deadpool: "Come with us, go back to X Academy, where we can help you."]

["Wow, you are such a good person, really." Deadpool suddenly burst into tears: "Really, I was touched! You must not be from the DC universe to be so kind!"]

【"That--"】

【"But I'm different!"】

[Deadpool compared his hand to the shape of a bat and said: "I'm Batman!"]

[Deadpool, disconnect link]

[Take a break for ten minutes and I’ll connect Deadpool again.]

After a moment of silence in the screening room, there was an explosion.

[Logan: That bastard is talking nonsense! I like women!]

[Magneto: I once swore that if mutants don’t flourish and I don’t have a family, I can’t possibly fall in love with a man! 】

[Thanos: Did that guy say that I gave him eternal life? But I can’t live forever myself, so how can I give eternal life to others? 】

[Janata: Can you take your hand away? 】

[A Guang: What are blueberries and are they delicious? 】

[Janata: Delicious! Where can I find delicious food? 】

[River God: What an interesting person. I really want to be friends with him.]

[Captain America: Interesting? I feel like my spirit has been polluted! 】

[Holy Lord: What on earth is that guy? I have never seen such a strange thing in all my years of living. 】

[Loki Odinson: All the creatures in the nine realms combined cannot be as crazy as him.]

[Diana Prince: Mr. Clark said he still wanted to ask, what on earth are we watching?]

[Bruce Wayne: That guy mentioned me, is it something from our world? 】

【Diana Prince:Don't.】

[Magneto: No, it must be from our world. Let’s not mention that guy knows Logan. X Academy is a school established by Charles and it is also his effort. That Colossus must be a mutant, and the other two are similar. It seems

Deadpool doesn’t have to run away either.】

[Loki Odinson: Are all you mutants like this?! I’ve searched all nine realms and can’t find anything weirder than this! 】

[Jonathan Osterman (Dr. Manhattan): Is this the price for ordinary people to break the wall? 】

[Wanda: I thought it was good to break the wall, but now I think it’s better to forget it. Not only will it become so ugly, but my brain will also go crazy. 】

[Jonathan Osterman (Dr. Manhattan): However, it seems that this power also has certain limitations. Although it can detect our existence, it cannot physically break through the wall, otherwise it can directly enter the screening room. 】

[Jonathan Osterman (Dr. Manhattan): Of course, it does not rule out that the level of the screening room is higher. Deadpool can break the wall, but he cannot break the defense of the screening room. 】

[Strange: I would rather negotiate terms with Dormammu than have such a thing around me. I think my brain will explode.]

[Constantine: I still care about the names that guy said, Neo, Jonathan, and John Will.]

Pay attention to Bruce's words

Take a look at the Super Galaxy I wrote. I wrote it very tiringly and with great care.

(End of chapter)


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