Chapter 548 Deadpool disconnected. A hundred thousand bad jokes 2
Chapter 548 ·Deadpool, disconnect. One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2 is on!
【"Thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warmed."】
[Deadpool played this song, drew his swords and entered the battlefield. 】
【"Francis!!!!"】
[Francis turned around and saw an unknown creature wearing a red tights, running towards him regardless of the hail of bullets.]
[If you ignore the two knives in his hand, Francis might even be moved.]
[But looking at it now, it seems that this guy is here with the purpose of hacking himself to death!]
【"Who is that?"】
["I don't know." Iceman said, "Maybe it's some mutant who wants to be a hero." He used his ice control ability that completely involved throwing all kinds of scientific theories on the ground and rubbing them to freeze the opponent's firearm.
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["Then we have to enroll this child into X Academy." Colossus said worriedly: "We can't let him go astray."]
[Wolverine saw this and silently lit a cigar for himself. ]
【Looks like I don’t need to take action myself.】
["Wait a minute! Don't kill anyone!"]
[Deadpool moved extremely fast. After knocking over a group of minions, he quickly found his target, Francis. ]
[He stepped on Francis’s chest and pointed a pistol at Francis’ head.]
["Can you tell me your name?"]
["What's your father's name?"]
["Well" Colossus was stunned, thinking that this was a special custom. For example, both parties must tell each other the name of their father before getting to know each other: "My father's name is (because I don't know what his name is, so I ignored it)
Bar.)"】
["Great." Deadpool said to Colossus: "My name is also that."]
[Colossus nodded, suddenly feeling that something was not right.]
[Deadpool turned to look at the screen, and the flow of time around him paused momentarily: "Do you know? I also played this trick on him when we first met last time."]
[Strange: Wait a minute, I’m a little dizzy. Have you traveled to the past or reopened a timeline. 】
["God knows!" Deadpool said indifferently: "Anyway, nothing is impossible in front of the great Deadpool! If those guys from the Time Administration were in my world, they would definitely invite me to their place and invite me.
I’ll eat salad my whole life.”]
[Loki Odinson: That would be a nightmare.]
【"Yeah, I can only eat salad for the rest of my life. It's really scary."】
[Loki Odinson: Does your attention have to be so weird?!]
[Deadpool turned his head back, looked at Colossus walking over, and deliberately paused, waiting for him to say something. 】
[Sure enough, Colossus began to preach to Deadpool: "Listen kid, I don't know what grudges you have with him, but you can only become a superhero by letting go of your hatred and letting go of your opponents."]
[With an affected expression on his face, Deadpool removed his feet from Francis's chest, pulled Francis up, and then kindly helped him blow the dust off his chest. ]
【"That's right, then"】
[Deadpool chopped it off with a knife, and Francis’ head moved and came into close contact with the earth. 】
【"Ugh!"×2】
【"What are you doing!"】
[Logan didn't feel anything at all, he just smoked a cigar and watched the show quietly, but Iceman and Colossus couldn't accept it, especially when Deadpool chopped off each other's head with a knife and stabbed him with two fingers.
Picking up his head from the eye socket.]
【"Da da!"】
[Deadpool suddenly took off his hood, and his face looked like a swarm of worms squirming in the penis and laying eggs all over the ground. Finally, all the eggs rotted away, which gave the three of them a huge mental shock.
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["Did you see it? This bastard made my face look like this!" Deadpool said angrily: "I have wanted to say this to you for a long time, Mr. Holy Father! You think you can forgive him! That's because
You don’t have the same experience as me! And this guy is a madman! Do you know how many people he killed and then sold as slaves? He didn’t even know!”]
["If becoming a so-called superhero means that this kind of dangerous guy must continue to live and cause harm to the world, then fuck that bullshit superhero! I won't do it!"]
["Okay, but please come with me. If you kill them now, you will definitely be in big trouble."]
["Aha, thank you for your concern. Missy, Missy, it's not enough to spend money. If you don't Missy, I won't make it!"]
[Deadpool chants a spell, and four ninjas in black emerge from the shadows. ]
[Holy Lord: This is too outrageous! Is there also a Kingdom of Shadow in that world?!]
[Thanos: Calm down, I’m numb to what this guy can pull out.]
[Tony Stark: Yes, this guy even took out my nanocore. I haven’t even researched that thing yet.]
[Deadpool was pulled into the shadows by four ninjas. Finally, he said to Colossus: "Mr. Holy Father, help me say hello to Schnee!"]
[The shadows sent Deadpool to an open space, and then took out a QR code. 】
[Deadpool took out the author’s mobile phone to scan the QR code to pay, and then returned the phone to the author in front of the screen. 】
["That bastard decided to end my chapter. The reason is that I spent his lunch money. This bastard obviously skipped dinner to lose weight. Why can't he also skip lunch? I want to take revenge on him! Severely
Take revenge on him! Steal his toilet paper while he was going to the toilet!"]
[Peter Parker: Although I don’t know what you are talking about, it is not good to spend other people’s money to do your own things, and stealing toilet paper while others are using the toilet is a bit too much! 】
【"Anyway, I still have to say goodbye."】
[Deadpool took out a handkerchief and put it through the mask to clear his nose, then put the handkerchief into the mask and wiped it, and asked: "In the screening room, we can be considered acquainted, why not-"]
[Deadpool, disconnect.]
["One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2" will be played in ten minutes]
"Why was it disconnected?"
"What on earth did Wade say at the end?"
The world of Deadpool.
Deadpool looked at the disconnected screen link, and angrily threw Francis' head to the ground, and with a powerful blow, he flew down without knowing where he was.
"FUCK YOU!"
Deadpool put his hand in his four-dimensional crotch and groped for a while, and amid the sound effects of Doraemon's props, he pulled out a strange gun.
"You ask me why there are sound effects?"
Deadpool said quietly: "Let me tell you, because I installed a button in my crotch, as long as I move it, there will be a sound."
"Okay, now, it's Deadpool's adventure time!"
Deadpool pulled the trigger on Teliga, and the strange gun shot out a green portal.