"I don't remember Stark Tower opening a tourist attraction."
Hawkeye Clint aimed his bow and arrow at the elevator, and the others also aimed at the elevator door.
What's been happening these past few days is a bit strange.
"Jarvis, what's going on in the elevator?"
"Sir, I can't understand the situation in the elevator."
At this moment, the elevator door opened wide, and an unknown red-black creature holding a tour guide flag with the head of an unknown creature crookedly drawn on it poured out from the small elevator with a large group of people.
Tony didn't know for a moment whether he should lament that the load-bearing capacity of his home's elevator was so good, as it could fit in at least twenty people in one go, or whether he should raise his hand and give the thing in front of him a shot.
"Mr. Deadpool?" Peter asked tentatively: "Is that you?"
"Hi! Peter!"
Well, it seems it is.
"you also."
Looking at the guy in front of him, Tony was speechless and didn't know what to ask.
As we all know, matter and energy are conserved, so if someone is silent, someone will become a talker.
Now everyone was silent, so some people who didn't know whether they could be called human became excited.
Deadpool enthusiastically stepped forward and took the hands of Spider-Man One and Two and shook them: "Oh, hello everyone, I am Deadpool, you can call me Tour Guide Wade, I am taking my Spider-Man on a sightseeing tour
The group visited Avengers Tower. Do you want to buy souvenirs? I have steel here
Heroine figure, Captain America poster, Psychic Scepter keychain, Quake keychain, I also have a Storm Ax version, Black Widow's wig with the same hair color, Hawkeye Longbow is just a children's version, Ben
Super stretch pants of the same style as Dr. Na, and eye mask of the same style as Nick Fury.”
"If you don't like it, I also have the Eye of Agamotto pendant, the Spider Silk Launcher Bracelet, oh, you guys are Spider-Man and you shouldn't need this, and the same Vibranium Necklace as Black Panther, how about this? A jar of leather
Mu particles? Or an eternal gun, which of course is a toothpick."
"What do you think this is? Those cheap and pointless tourist attractions where you waste your precious life?"
"Hey, Iron Man!" Deadpool held the bag, but kept saying: "You are a billionaire and you have a company, I am just a poor mercenary, I have to support my wife now
It’s not easy to have a child, can’t you still let me buy some souvenirs to earn some extra money?”
"You cold-blooded bastard! You must be hung from the streetlight!"
"Okay, okay, Wade, how did you come into this world?" Peter, who couldn't stand it, stopped Deadpool, who was about to have a fight with Tony to get a chance to make extra money, and asked: "Please, this is very important.
Important, I, I will buy you a souvenir."
"Aha! Thank you for your patronage! You are the best, Peter. When my child is born, I will definitely let you be his godfather!"
"Okay, okay, Vanessa is pregnant?"
"That's right, that's why I have to find a way to make more money. This is the helplessness of adults. After all, not everyone can use tens of millions of steel suits as fireworks." Deadpool took out his small bag.
He took out various souvenirs and small jewelry and asked, "What do you want? How about giving your little girlfriend an amulet of the Scarlet Witch. This is a rare good thing."
"Then, let's get the amulet."
"Okay, I'll give you thirty million as a courtesy."
"?"
"Come on, this is good stuff!"
"But do I look like someone who can afford 30 million US dollars?! Do you want 30 million Zimbabwean dollars?"
"want!"
After saying that, Deadpool took out a machine from his crotch, grabbed Peter's hand and pressed it, then used a crude machine that looked like he had casually cut off a piece of bark from an ornamental tree on the side of the road and painted it with red
A wood splinter charm with the word Scarlet Witch written in ink was thrust into Peter's hand.
"Pay one hand and deliver the goods, no returns or exchanges!"
"Well, can you tell me why we are gathered in this universe?"
"Who do you think I am?! Am I the kind of person who sells out my clients' privacy?!"
"I'll pay for it!"
Looking at Tony Stark who looked impatient, Deadpool smiled coldly: "That's ridiculous, who do you think I am? Have you ever seen someone who has a blind eye for money?!"
"Can you please take back that cash machine of yours before you say this?"
"Ha, as long as you give me enough money, you don't have to treat me as a person."
In Tony's extremely disgusted eyes, Deadpool finished collecting the bill, while Tony was considering whether to wash his hands and use alcohol to disinfect them later.
Peter handed Gwen the enchantment he bought from Deadpool. Gwen reluctantly accepted it considering it was a souvenir from another world from Peter.
"Come on, everyone, let me introduce each other."
Deadpool clapped his hands and greeted: "First of all, this is Peter Parker from Earth-65, and his girlfriend, the Spider-Man of that world-Gwen Stacy!"
No one cheered, but Deadpool was the one who could excite himself to the top. Then he continued to point to the two Spider-Man who came here in the first place: "Now we have two Spider-Man in front of us, one is Peter Parker.
, a pretty good Peter Parker.”
After saying that, Deadpool took out a watch from his small bag and gave it to No. 2.
"I give it to you for free. Young man, don't look sad, Smyrus Smyrus."
"Thanks..."
"Okay, now it's time to introduce visitors from different multiverses."
"This is Peter Parker. He was born in 1933. He was a private detective and the Shadow Spider-Man. He likes to drink honey milk and God knows what it is."
Dressed in black, wearing a windbreaker and a black round hat, Shadow Spider-Man nodded coldly to everyone.
"This is Penny Parker, from New York in the year 3145. She drives a spider robot and has telepathy with a little spider inside."
"Hello everyone!"
A short-haired junior high school girl named Penny Parker greeted politely, and the red and blue spider robot display screen behind her also had a smiling expression.
"This is Peter Polk, a photographer for the Howling Daily. His job is to dig out all kinds of breaking news."
"Hello, I didn't expect that you are all similar to monkeys."
Pork took his drool-stained hand out of his mouth and stretched out his hand to shake Peter's hand while looking at everyone's astonished eyes: "I was actually a spider, and I turned into a spider after being bitten by a genetically mutated pig.
A perfect pig."
"Hello."
Peter found that his vision was still narrow.
"This is Spider-Man 2099 from 2099."
"This is Miles, from the Ultimate Universe 1610. In their world, Spider-Man Peter Parker died, and then he was bitten by a spider. Now he also gained the ability of Spider-Man, although he did not succeed Spider-Man.
position to become the next Spider-Man. But we can see this from his clothes."
Miles was wearing a Spider-Man suit that didn't fit him at all, because the seller said it couldn't be returned or exchanged.
"This is Spider-Man from the 1048PS console world."
"What?"
"This is Zhang Parker. You can call him the Ultimate Spider. He comes from the 616 universe."
The Ultimate Spider with four steel spider arms behind its back nodded coldly.
"And this one, this is Shancheng Kuoye, he is -"
"Let me introduce myself!" Spider-Man turned over and came to them: "I am the messenger from hell - the Four Hundred Aunt!"
"Okay Spider-Man, and here's Peter Benjamin Parker."
The middle-aged Benjamin looked at the group of energetic young people around him and felt that he was out of tune with them again and again.
"Okay, so can you tell us why you are here?"
"Me?" Deadpool pointed at himself and smiled weirdly: "Is your brain frozen? Like frozen meat that has been frozen in the refrigerator for too long, old Captain Popsicle?"
"I'm just here to make extra money!"
"Our question is also this, how did you come to our world?"
"This, this is simple."
"Watch it!"
Deadpool took out the Victory Hyper Gun from behind.
"Build chaos, the power to break walls!"
"wrong!"
The Spider-Man instinctively sensed something was wrong, raised their hands, and dozens of spider threads flew over.
"Stop him, don't let him escape!"
"Wall Breaker - Deadpool!!!"
The moment Deadpool raised his Victory Hyper Gun and fired towards the ceiling, a green portal opened at Deadpool's feet and involved him.