It is a well-known fact that Shen Jia does not drink well. Every time he gets drunk, he will go crazy.
Such as blushing, laughing like Hong Zhong and chatting with the people around him, dragging people around him to continue drinking, and even hugging his good brother Shen You and not letting go.
Shen You was the complete opposite of Shen Jia when he was drunk. He sat there quietly, saying nothing, and occasionally smiled. From the outside, it didn't even look like Shen You was drunk.
As for the others, they were not much better. Some had fallen asleep on the table, and some had been helped out by the soldiers and vomited two or three times.
There was another one, sitting there, laughing and saying: "I'm really drunk, I can't drink anymore."
Feng Shaojun: "..."
This Yuan Lin is really huge. He drank everyone at the table down, but he still sat down and showed himself modestly!
Feng Shaojun twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, and quickly grabbed Lei Xiaoxue, who was looking unhappy. Lei Xiaoxue snorted softly from his nose and reluctantly resisted the urge to have an attack on the spot.
Feng Shaojun turned his head and smiled reassuringly at Lei Xiaoxue: "They have been practicing hard in the military camp every day, and it is rare for them to get drunk. Don't be upset, third sister-in-law. Anyway, there will be nothing to do in the next few days, so just let them have a good rest."
Lei Xiaoxue could only nod.
Feng Shaojun then calmly ordered the soldiers brought by everyone: "You will help your respective masters to go back and have a rest. If they are too drunk to move, then help them to the side room."
Everyone lived close by, so even if he was drunk, he could be carried back home.
However, the Yuan Lin brothers came here from the infantry camp specially today. Now except for one Yuan Lin, the rest are also drunk. They cannot go back anyway, so they have to settle down in Shen's house.
After all the soldiers responded, they supported their drunken masters and left one by one. When it was Shen Jia's turn, he still refused to leave and shouted: "I won't leave today. I want to stay here and wait for Yuan Lin." When that kid wakes up, let’s get drunk with him again.”
Shen You smiled and nodded: "Third brother is right. We can't let him go easily."
Feng Shaojun Lei Xiaoxue: "..."
As expected, the two brothers were very drunk. Yuan Lin was still sitting aside, but what was in his heart came out. Moreover, Yuan Lin even added: "Then I'll just wait."
Lei Xiaoxue blushed for her husband, who was so boastful.
Feng Shaojun's eyes flashed, he stepped forward with a smile, and ordered the people around him: "Come here and help General Yuan go to the wing to rest."
Yuan Lin's soldiers rushed forward and helped Yuan Lin up one on the left and the other on the right. Only then could it be seen that Yuan Lin was quite drunk and his walking was not in a straight line.
After the Yuan Lin brothers left, Feng Shaojun breathed a sigh of relief.
Lei Xiaoxue could no longer hold back and rushed forward to pinch Shen Jia's ears: "Look at how drunk you are. How much wine did you drink today?"
Drinking makes a hero brave. Shen Jia's usual reputation for being henpecked is much greater than that of Shen You. At this time, his ears were pinched so hard that he did not apologize and beg for mercy. Instead, his eyes widened: "Hurry up and let go! My general's ears." , is it also something you can touch?"
Lei Xiaoxue sneered, and added a little more strength to her hand: "I'll just touch you, how will you treat me? Do you want to fight me?"
Shen Jia finally couldn't hold it any longer, and cried out in pain, but did not show weakness, and continued shouting: "Lei Xiaoxue! Let go! In front of a large audience, how can you bully your husband like this? How can you behave like this!" , it hurts me to death!”
The relationship is not so drunk that you don't recognize people! It was clear that you were trying to cheer up your husband just by drinking! However, your husband has already fallen into decline. When Lei Xiaoxue gets angry, Shen Jia lowers his head.
Feng Shaojun looked amused and ignored the couple, whose relationship became better the more they fought. She walked to Shen Jia and used her hands to help her husband up.
Shen Youjun's face turned dark red, he looked straight at Feng Shaojun, and suddenly opened his mouth: "Shaojun's cousin."
This is a nickname from many years ago.
Feng Shaojun was slightly startled, and just as he was about to joke, Shen You suddenly lowered his head and kissed her on the face.
Feng Shaojun: "..."
The surrounding maids and servants all lowered their heads in shame.
Lei Xiaoxue and Shen Jia stopped making noise and turned to look over together. With Feng Shaojun's thick skin, it was a bit too much for both of them. Besides, she also drank some water and wine today. I don't know if it was because of the drunkenness or because of that. Her face turned red from the kiss.
Shen You raised the corners of his mouth silently and put his arm around Feng Shaojun's shoulders: "Call me cousin You again."
Lei Xiaoxue and Shen Jia's ears stood up straight, with a look on their faces as if they were watching a good show.
Shen You refused to leave, waiting for her to call out. Feng Shaojun had no choice but to speak softly: "Cousin You, I will help you go back to rest."
Only then did Shen You leave with her contentedly.
Shen Jia turned her head expectantly and looked at her daughter-in-law: "Daughter-in-law, please call me something nice too."
Lei Xiaoxue stretched out her hand and pinched his other ear: "Are you leaving?"
"Hey! Be gentle! Let's go, let's go, I'm leaving now!"
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Shen You slept all afternoon and woke up at night with a severe headache. Feng Shaojun personally served him two bowls of sobering soup and wiped his body with a warm towel.
Shen You closed his eyes comfortably and continued to sleep.
It was getting brighter the next day, and Shen You reluctantly sobered up.
"You finally woke up." A familiar soft face appeared in front of you: "I personally counted it. You drank a total of twenty jars of strong liquor yesterday. Each of you was so drunk that you were staggering around."
"Third brother didn't leave yesterday, so he fell asleep in your study. There were also brothers Yuan Lin, who were all too drunk to leave. They all slept in the wing. I sent someone to the military camp to deliver a message."
Shen You hummed, put his arms around Feng Shaojun's slender waist, and buried his head in her arms.
Feng Shaojun chuckled lightly and reached out to touch his face: "Don't make trouble, go take a shower and change clothes quickly. The guests haven't left yet, so we have to continue greeting him today."
Shen You hugged her tightly for a moment, then followed his instructions and went to take a shower and change clothes.
Halfway through the bath, Shen Jia rushed in. The two brothers bathed together and discussed in a low voice while dressing: "I'll meet the Yuan brothers later. What are you going to do?"
"First wait and see what happens."
Shen You and Shen Jia went together to meet the Yuan Lin brothers.
We are all decent people, so there is no need to mention yesterday's crazy drinking session where everyone got drunk.
Shen You expressed some polite words of concern, and Yuan Lin was also extremely polite and said with a smile: "There was a lot of trouble yesterday, and it's time for us brothers to return to the military camp. When we have free time in the future, we can move around more and get closer."
Shen You smiled faintly: "Brother Yuan is right. You and I are both ministers of the Qi Dynasty. We are both border soldiers. We respect each other and live in harmony."
Yuan Lin took a deep look at Shen You, then opened his mouth to say goodbye and left.
