Chapter 1729: Fellow Daoist Chen, where is your head?
The Seven Fairies did not blame the three elders for speaking out and being disrespectful. Instead, they all stared at the headless Jin An.
That would be obvious. Blame all this on Headless Jinan.
In this world, there are only headless Jin'an who have no eyesight and call them grandma everywhere in front of others, treating them as souls and deliberately pretending to be young, but in fact they are old women who have lost all their hair and teeth.
The three elders and the headless Jin An walked together, so it can be explained that they were led astray.
Headless Jin An was stared at inexplicably, which was called an injustice. He felt that he was innocently taking the blame, so he turned around and glared at Luo Qing Sect Master, the two elders of Xiaoyao Sect, and the three elders of Xiaoyao Sect.
But because there was no head on his neck, the third elder didn't know that he was being stared at by the headless Jin An. Instead, he was wondering that Chen Daoyou's seven fairy grandmothers looked very fierce. When he saw Chen Daoyou, he had no expression of joy and instead stared.
The three elders were frightened into silence, and they became even more respectful to the seven fairies, fearing that their inappropriate words and deeds might offend the seven fairies' grandmothers and cause unreasonable disasters.
"It's great that you, Grandma Qiwei Fairy, came ashore safe and sound." Headless Jin'an spoke, breaking the awkward silence.
The Seventh Fairy did not speak, but her thoughts and emotions fluctuated violently, spreading into the air.
"The Seventh Fairy looked very unhappy, and so she did. She spent a huge amount of money on the ship from Tiandi Yinzhuang, and as soon as she arrived near the Corpse Painting Cave, she was inexplicably attacked by the devil from the underworld. The ship was almost destroyed and everyone was killed. I would be angry too.
It's unfair." Headless Jin An said angrily.
As a result, his words once again caused the Seven Fairies to roll their eyes.
But the Seventh Fairy soon felt relieved.
This is not the first time that the other party has called her grandma in front of others. In the past, this guy lacked eyesight and had no eyeballs. Now that he has no head and no eyeballs, he has even less eyesight.
You have to ask them if the legendary figure who was painted in the corpse cave, "My surname is not Chen", is called grandma, and their seniority is inexplicably elevated by two generations. Will they feel complacent in their hearts?
That's simply impossible.
Girls always care about age. This is a matter of principle.
Age is a very serious matter of principle, and no compromise should be made.
Unless you encounter someone who has no eyesight and no brain, "My surname is not Chen".
"Where is your head, Fellow Daoist Chen?" The Seventh Fairy looked curiously at the flat wound on the headless Jin'an's neck. Suddenly, she felt that it was quite novel and curious to see people in this way. She looked at the wound on the headless Jin'an's neck.
non-stop.
The Seventh Fairy's question also brought out the biggest doubt in the heart of the third elder. The third elder also echoed: "Yes, Fellow Daoist Chen, where is your head?"
Headless Jin An was also generous: "I will stay in the world of the sun."
The Seventh Fairy became even more curious and asked, "Can Daoyou Chen's head grow back again?"
Headless Jin An smiled and replied: "Of course you can."
In a few short sentences, he has explained that he is a living person and not in the state of a fallen evil corpse. He is also explaining it to the head of the Luo Qing Sect and the two elders of the Xiaoyao Sect to refute the rumors for himself.
The more they listened to the explanation, the more curious the Seven Fairies became about the headless Jin An. One fairy even asked out of curiosity: "Fellow Daoist Chen, doesn't the wound on your neck hurt? Can you touch it?"
As soon as these words came out, the seven fairies collectively stared at the broken neck of the headless Jin An, making the man's neck feel uncomfortable.
Headless Jin'an: "There is a custom in our hometown that if a woman touches a man's head, she will marry into the man's family and become his wife."
The Seven Fairies frowned and glared at the headless Jin An in embarrassment.
"You think beautifully."
"dream."
"Headless maniac."
Headless Jin'an shrugged: "The seven fairies didn't touch my head, so of course they don't have to marry into my family."
These words once again caused the Seventh Fairy to glare and gnashed her teeth: "Fellow Daoist Chen has become even more shameless after losing his head and face."
"We seven sisters have no interest in marrying you, Daoyou Chen."
The three elders on the side heard Yuanshen shaking in shock and did not dare to answer the question randomly.
In the end, curiosity outweighed the collective condemnation of the headless Jin'an. The Seven Fairies continued to look at the broken neck of the headless Jin'an: "Is Mr. Chen practicing some amazing and practical miraculous skills? It's so strange that he actually wants to cut off his head."
Practice.”
"And you can still live without your head without losing your life span."
The Seven Fairies gradually became lively and chattered like seven little larks.
Headless Jin'an: "I have many advantages, and one of them is that I like to walk in the underworld in the flesh. This is mainly to cover up my living aura and make it more suitable for walking in the underworld."
The Seventh Fairy, whose face was covered by a gauze scarf, nodded, and did not continue to ask the question. She agreed with the logic of the headless Jin'an's explanation.
Reunited after a long absence, there were more topics about each other's recent situation. After reminiscing about old times, the conversation shifted to the devil in the underworld.
"Fellow Daoist Chen came here earlier than our sisters. Can you tell us in detail about the situation of these great demons in the underworld?" Fairy Seven asked.
The headless Jin An nodded and pretended that he had a head for the first time: "Actually, I don't know more about the situation than the Seventh Fairy. I just came to the Corpse Painting Cave not long ago..."
Next, he told the truth about what he knew about the devil in the underworld and the birth of the rare treasure. At the end, he added: "What a coincidence. As soon as I arrived at the Corpse Painting Cave, the seven fairy grandmothers also appeared.
Painting a corpse cave."
"It's no coincidence at all. Fellow Daoist Chen, you are well-known in both the underworld and the earth. Not to mention far away, in the recently opened Jiyang Cave Heaven Paradise, you alone faced the siege of the fourth realm powerhouses, and you were still able to compete for the Supreme Lord of the Flame Mountain.
With several artifacts in the Bagua furnace, you managed to escape completely, and finally transformed into the magic, sky, elephant, earth, bull and demon king to fight against the mountain god bones alone and win. You are now a giant, a hero, an epic legend, and very talented. It’s about you.
Any whereabouts, intelligence, and news will be reported to the underworld as soon as possible. There are many people outside who have not witnessed your rise, Daoyou Chen, so there are many people guarding the Corpse Painting Cave. Among these people are old friends and admirers.
Admirers, there are strangers, but there are also your enemies, all kinds of monsters, ghosts and snakes, people with ulterior motives." The Seven Fairies admitted openly that they, the seven sisters, heard the news and came to the underworld to see him.
"I haven't seen you for a while. Fellow Daoist Chen will always bring you bigger surprises or scares. You can see living people walking around without heads. This trip to the Corpse Painting Cave and taking the Huangquan ferry boat has been worth it."
Already."
After hearing this, the headless Jin'an felt incredible: "The seven fairies and grandma are saying that you, and all the forces in the world, went all the way to paint the corpse cave, and then put in hundreds of millions of taels, and billions of money for two days.
Coins, just to watch me draw the corpse cave and pass the level?"
The Seventh Fairy nodded: "Yes."
"Has Mr. Chen Daoyou started to feel complacent, thinking that he is also the bright sun and moon that illuminates an era, and can be opened as a separate page in the historical records, and his fame will last forever?"
Headless Jin'an beat his chest on the spot and replied: "It's a loss, it's a big loss. If I had known that my painting of corpse caves in the underworld would be so popular, I should have given a notice ten days and a half in advance and collected the tickets."
"You local tyrants and gentlemen have a great business and spend hundreds of millions of taels on shipping without blinking an eye. I charge you 100 million taels of tickets for each of you. It can be regarded as robbing the rich and giving to the poor. It helps me, a poor guy like me."
"
The Seventh Fairy and the Third Elder's breath suddenly stagnated when they heard it, and their thoughts froze. They collected tickets in the corpse cave in the underworld. Is this a weird idea that people can come up with?
A giant tycoon who can not be afraid of the siege of the fourth realm still cares about hundreds of millions of money in a local bank?
If you are in the world of the world or the underworld, if you reveal your identity casually and shout a few times, there will be a lot of people fawning over you and offering you hell coins. Why do you need to earn the ship money from hell coins yourself?
The Third Elder: "Chen Daoyou, you are being modest and joking."
Headless Jin'an's tone was serious: "Do you think I'm joking?"
Well.
The Seventh Fairy looked at the headless Jin An curiously: "Fellow Daoist Chen, do you really want to draw a corpse cave in the underworld and collect tickets?"
Seeing the headless Jin An nodding, the seven fairies chattered and discussed, and soon the result of the discussion was: "It is the first of its kind in history to collect tickets for painting corpse caves in the underworld. Chen Daoyou is unprecedented and unprecedented. At that time, our seven sisters can help Chen Daoyou collect the tickets for free.
Tickets. Because we seven sisters are also very curious about how many people will pay tickets at that time, and how many tickets Daoyou Chen can earn in a day."
Headless Jin An laughed loudly: "Okay, it's a deal."
Seven Fairies: "It's hard to chase a horse."
"The Seven Fairies and Grandma know that Academician Xun, Shi Guan and the others are here this time?"
"I'm very well-informed. I'm sure I'm on my way here already."
"Sure enough, your family has a big business, and you have seniors and juniors, so you don't have to worry about hundreds of millions of taels of shipping money."