Chapter 291 Kill one person in ten steps and leave no trace behind in a thousand miles
A boy who was resting against a tree flipped up his hair and raised his head. A long piece of silk hung down his face. He was so frightened that he quickly left, "What is this? Is this a spider web?"
"Really!" Everyone looked over and saw that the branches in the forest were covered with long gray-green silk.
"Not like a spider web, like a tree with a beard!"
He Huan said: "It's not a spider web. You are right. Tibetans call it tree beard. Sea cauliflower is a water quality detector, and this tree beard is an air detector. It can only be seen in places where the air quality reaches Category 1."
"Oh!" Everyone relaxed immediately and touched the long silk.
"You call it Tree Beard, its scientific name is Chang Usnea, the Book of Songs calls it Nuluo, and its stage name is Yunwucao."
Everyone laughed and said, "Gradually become more advanced!"
"The vines and the girl's rosewood were used on the pines and cypresses. I didn't see the gentleman, so I was very worried. When I saw the gentleman, I said a few words."
"Ah!" Everyone looked at the girl and suddenly felt something different. The lovers cuddled up to each other and became romantic.
Seeing their show of affection, He Huan poured cold water on them, "This is a poem about the joyful gathering of relatives and friends. It means that brothers are like maidens, attached to the pines and cypresses, dependent on each other.
This is not wrong, the female rose clings to the tree and grows, absorbing the tree's nutrients, and at the same time helps the tree perform photosynthesis. The ancestors in the Book of Songs understood this relationship very well.
He said that he was like a naughty girl when he went to visit a relative's house, and his master was like a cypress. When he didn't see his master, he was very worried, but when he saw his master, he was very happy, and everyone gathered together happily."
The lovers covered their sentimental faces and couldn't laugh or cry.
"Of course, many of the Book of Songs have been quoted as love poems by us now. For example, Holding the Son's Hand and Being in the Same Robe as the Son, they all originally described brotherhood and friendship.
But now girls can hold hands with girls, and girls can hold hands with boys. If two boys hold hands, everyone will look at them sideways."
"Hahaha……"
The boy who was resting on the tree next to He Huan suddenly took his hand, "Then I want to break the taboo! Show off the brotherhood!"
The tourists laughed.
He Huan shook his hand, and his girlfriend immediately picked up her phone to record this outstanding scene!
Amid everyone's laughter, He Huan shook his hand away and thought: Miss Long's hand was still more comfortable to hold.
He glanced at her standing behind, and then said: "But Li Bai really wrote: You are a daughter of carrot grass, and I am a dodder flower. I will linger with you until the end of the world."
The tourists laughed and said, "You made it up, right?"
"It's not fabricated." He Huan said, "The light strips are not drawn by themselves, but are tilted to chase the spring breeze. A hundred feet of pine trees are far away, and they become a family..."
In the endless yearning of the lovers, He Huan finished reading this sentimental poem, "There were very few women who studied in ancient times, but their thoughts were also delicate and they had to express themselves! What should we do?"
Of course, it is the responsibility of us male poets! Otherwise, would your reading of the book be in vain? So Li Bai often substituted himself as the heroine and wrote some poems about women."
The tourists laughed.
"He is not just Li Bai who kills one person in ten steps, leaves no trace for thousands of miles, and leaves behind when done, hiding his merits and fame deeply!"
The tourists couldn't help laughing.
"Nuluo is often used by the ancients to refer to newlyweds. This poem means that husband and wife are interdependent. I will not have second thoughts at home and only think about my husband. You should not be with other women when you are away!"
Everyone laughed, and the girls held the boys' arms and leaned on their shoulders, all smiling.
"Although many people think that this poem expresses Li Bai's unrecognized talent, I don't think we should read too much into the author's thoughts. Li Bai has traveled to so many places and seen so many women. Isn't it normal to write poems for them?
Why do you have to talk about great ambitions? How can you become a poet if you don’t have the love of children? Many books nowadays always think that the love of children cannot be put on the table, and they have to have the love of family and country before they are served for everyone to enjoy. It’s boring!
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Everyone looked at him with a smile.
"This is a good poem. In fact, many poets have written such boudoir poems. Poets are more sensitive in temperament! If poets cannot understand women, who else in this world will understand women?
That's why women and children know it, and people can sing and sing by the well and by the water. Men don't like to express, but women like to share. The names of many poets are famous throughout the ages, and they were spread by women!
They write, they sing, honoring our thousands of women who have loved sharing and spreading.”
The female tourists looked at him happily. They really felt that Xiao Bailong was very gentle and appreciative of women.
"You see I have brought so many tourists, and the most touching travel notes are written by female tourists. What are the male tourists doing? They just patted me on the shoulder: Brother, let's go! I won't say another word."
The female tourists leaned forward and backward, while the male tourists covered their faces one after another, "Okay, okay! Xiao Bailong is resentful. In order to prevent you from writing poems about women, we will publicize it for you when we get back!"
After talking so much about such a plant, the group of individual tourists surrounding them were smiling and reluctant to leave.
I really feel that Xiao Bailong is different from other tour guides. His explanations make every tree and plant have feelings, history and culture!
When everyone looks at the female roses hanging on the branches, they feel a bit more sentimental.
Where's Treebeard? That's a girl!
He Huan told them about Nuluo, and after having had enough rest, he led them forward.
The group of individual tourists followed them, and a man kept observing Long Teng and found that the little white dragons were all in pairs, and only this stunning beauty was alone.
Then he spread his fingers and wiped the cock head from both sides of the shave, and walked up to Long Teng with a posture that he thought was handsome. He stretched out his mobile phone in front of her, "Miss Long? Can you add me on WeChat?"
He Huan suddenly turned around, turned and walked through the small white dragon group, holding Long Teng's hand, "Why are you always walking behind? Walk beside me." He pulled behind him and separated the rooster head.
Rooster Head looked at him and walked away angrily.
The few individual travelers who were with him all left.
The little white dragon group leaned on the side of the road and let them pass. After they passed by, they said, "Why is it so disgusting? Are you rubbing against our tour guide and harassing us?"
He Huan pulled Long Teng to the front and said, "Don't worry about them." While admiring the scenery, he walked slowly.
Long Teng walked beside him and was held by his hand.
Although this is not the first time that we have held hands in front of everyone, we have also held hands at Jade Dragon Snow Mountain, but the snowy road was slippery at that time. It is very different now.
However, everyone has become accustomed to their unusual relationship and did not pay too much attention to it.
"Oh! It's great to be a tour guide! Women are sleeping everywhere! Even tourists! I want to be a tour guide!" After walking far away, Rooster Head suddenly said loudly.
The little white dragon group was furious and wanted to catch up.
"Don't make trouble!" He Huan stopped them, "In this high altitude area, you will faint even if you stand up."
Seeing that they didn't respond, Rooster Head yelled loudly to his companions: "Tour guides are the most chaotic! The female tour guide I used to sleep with the driver! She slept with other tour guides! She slept with tourists! Both men and women in their circle are very chaotic!"
Those female tourists who go out alone are often deceived by these male tour guides! They are all masters of hunting for women! I don’t even join tour groups now, I’ve seen it through! The tour guides are all deceiving and cheating! They’re so dirty!”
The little white dragon was so angry that he picked up the phone and said, "I am the little white dragon. I have a rooster head with a bunch of red feathers on it..."
Everyone stopped being angry and looked at him with smiles.
"I don't mind if he explains in vain. But he harasses the female tourists in my group. I protect my female tourists, but he slanders the tour guide. Please pay more attention."
After that, I sent the recording and the photo of the rooster head.
Xiaobailongtuan chuckled secretly, "Xiaobailong, did you call the police?"
"Call the scenic spot security office and leave it to them."
The group of people walked slowly and took photos, and several groups of tourists passed by. Seeing that some senior groups were wearing uniform hats, you knew they were in the same group.
Passing by the Little White Dragon Group, I listened to He Huan's explanation, and was urged to leave by fellow group members.
Tourists from the Little White Dragon Group asked strangely: "Don't they have a tour guide? Why do they come to mess with our tour guide!"
"Other tour guides generally don't come in." He Huan said, "Tell the tourists the gathering time and wait outside. The group tour time is usually three hours. Those who come in the morning will go out at noon, and those who come in the afternoon will go out in the evening. So they leave in a hurry.
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"They are so pitiful!"
"So! I am the only one who takes you for a leisurely stroll in a park and tells you stories."
"Hahaha..." the tourists said happily, "Little White Dragon is the best!"
"Then what happens if they go out late?"
"The tour guide will rush you, the driver and all the tourists in the car are waiting for you. What do you think everyone will do?"
"Oh!" the little white dragon group sighed, "How pitiful they are! They are so anxious to come out to play!"
"This is the case for most group tours. They have two or three attractions a day, and they have to go into the store. When signing up for a group tour, they only look at the number of attractions, not the quality.
Like Cangshan and Pudacuo, how can we call it tourism if we don’t have a day there? Then we went back and said that Cangshan is just a mountain and Pudacuo is just a puddle.”
The tourists laughed. Pudacuo was already the last scenic spot in the Little White Dragon Group, and everyone was very reluctant to leave.
After waiting for the crowd of tourists to pass by, they slowly enjoyed the beautiful scenery and listened to He Huan talking about the plants and trees on the roadside and the rare animals that roamed the forest as leisurely as they did.
Resting and taking photos while walking, we arrived at the boarding point on the other side of Shudu Lake. The rooster head and several of his friends were still there. They saw the little white dragon. The rooster head's eyes were as red as his comb.
The police officer stepped forward and said, "Xiao Bailong, now the tourist is willing to apologize to you." Look at the cock head.
Ji Gongtou walked up to He Huan and looked at Long Teng next to him, his eyes filled with jealousy and resentment, "I'm sorry!"
"I don't have time to accept your apology now."
"I've already apologized, what else do you want?" Jigongtou roared angrily, "Can a famous tour guide act like a big name?"
He Huan didn't even look at him, but looked at the auxiliary police officer, "I'm leading the group now. I'll talk about other things after the group is over."
"Then when will you finish leading the group?" Rooster Head shouted.
"Then it has nothing to do with you." He Huan finally glanced at him and asked Xiao Bailongtuan to get in the car.
"If you don't accept the apology, they won't let me get on the bus!"
He Huan ignored him and waited for the tourists to get on the bus before getting on the bus himself.
The cockhead rushed up with the car door open, bulging his eyes, "Little Bailong! It's not over, right?" Pointing at him with his index finger, "Okay! Remember! I'm not done with you!"
Two police officers pulled him out, and the driver closed the door.
The little white dragon group looked at the grumpy cockhead who was being pulled down by the police, and smiled.