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Chapter 391: The Way to Shut up Xiaobailong

Chapter 391 How to shut up Xiao Bailong

A little boy of seven or eight years old took down several folding tables from a van on the river beach. He Huan ran over to pick them up and opened them on the river beach.

The tourists looked at each other, and He Huan waved, "Come here!"

Master Zhou came over first with a smile on his face. Little Bailong knew how to dress up and had a picnic by the Blackfish River in the Longchuan River Gorge.

He Huan ran to the van again, and the little boy handed him bags of fruit. The two of them went to the river to wash the fruits, put them on a plate, and brought them to the table.

Tourists watched him brazenly rob.

He Huan picked up a small tomato and threw it into his mouth, "Hmm... it's so sandy and sweet! Aren't you hungry? Come and eat!"

The tourists came over silently, stood around the table, looked at him, and were too embarrassed to do anything. Little White Dragon just wanted to eat, but it was too embarrassing for so many people to eat.

Seeing that they didn't dare to eat, the eldest sister smiled and said: "You can eat, it was Xiao Bailong who asked us to wait for you here."

"Ah!" Everyone laughed.

"Ahhh! Little White Dragon! I love you!" The female tourist who was riding in a hot air balloon and let Little White Dragon kiss her rushed up to her.

He Huan quickly stood up and got out of the way, "Eat the fish, eat the fish, okay? Don't gnaw at me!"

A group of people laughed, and the eldest sister also laughed and said: "The fish is baked! It's ready to eat!"

The tourists all went to the stream to wash their hands, some sat down to eat fruit, and some curiously ran over and stood by the barbecue grill.

The eldest brother moved a box of drinks and a box of beer from the car. He Huan put the dishes, chopsticks and cups on the table, "Whatever you want to drink, you can help yourself."

Tourists all ran to get it themselves.

The tourists standing by the barbecue grill opened their eyes wide and swallowed their saliva. The elder sister smiled and put the grilled fish on the side where the charcoal was not burning. A few people stood next to the barbecue grill and started eating.

He Huan looked at them with a smile.

The pick-up king hurriedly picked up a fish, sprinkled the black fish with chili powder and turned it into red fish for free, took it and handed it to He Huan, "Xiao Bailong, here you go!"

He Huan was speechless, took it, shook some chili powder on the plate, and started eating.

"Uh huh huh..."

"smell good!"

“I’ve never had fish like this!”

There is a blue sky above your head, and a clear stream under your feet. Eating game by the stream is like a dream.

"Xiao Bailong, I have never had such a trip!"

"This is my dream love trip!" The female tourist who said she loved him also brought him a fish, sprinkled some chili pepper on it, handed it to him and sat next to him.

When the cell phone on the table rang, Longteng: What is the Kingdom of Dragons?

He Huan smiled, picked up his mobile phone, turned his head and took a video, "That's why I asked you to come! You see, we had a picnic at Luyu Creek in Cangshan Mountain for the first time, and now we have a picnic at Heiyu River again."

The female tourist sitting next to him raised her hands and grabbed her fluffy wavy hair to cover her face.

"Look, this is my visitor this time!" He Huan moved his cell phone.

Everyone smiled and nodded or waved to the camera.

After putting down their mobile phones, the tourists realized, "It turns out that the video of your explanation on the hot air balloon was recorded for your girlfriend!"

He Huan nodded sweetly.

"Xiao Bailong, do you really have a girlfriend?"

"Yeah." He Huan nodded.

"I can testify!" A tourist raised his hand, "While camping in Wuliang Mountain, Xiao Bailong was still on the phone with his girlfriend in the middle of the night, tsk tsk tsk."

He Huan smiled and said, "How did you know I called in the middle of the night?"

The girl next to him blushed, and the boy said confidently: "Because you woke us up!"

He Huan didn't criticize them, even though his voice was very low!

The female tourist sitting next to He Huan turned around again, "Is your girlfriend also your tourist?"

"Yes." He Huan nodded, "The first tourist from the Little White Dragon Group."

"Ah!" Everyone's eyes widened.

The female tourist next to her nodded, "What a pity! I didn't register it the first time!"

Everyone laughed.

It feels amazing.

The eldest sister served them all the grilled fish, which was real game!

He Huan took the little boy and sat next to him, "The last group ate Brazilian fish by the Nanla River, and this group ate black fish by the Heiyu River. These are only found locally!"

The King of Jie Gang said while chewing the black fish: "What is Brazil Mile? I want to eat it too!"

Other tourists also looked at him and really wanted to follow Xiao Bailong to travel all over Yunzhou and eat all over Yunzhou.

"Is this fish really possessed by the resentful spirits of Xiaobai and Xiaoqing?"

He Huan smiled and said, "The Black Fish River was originally an underground river, and the fish in the underground river are uglier."

Everyone ate the fish and laughed and said, "You still think you are ugly if you eat it!"

"It's true that deep-water fish are uglier. First, they are ugly because of the high water pressure, low oxygen, low food, and high pressure in life."

Amid the laughter of the tourists, He Huan continued: "Second, the underground river is so dark that it's useless no matter how beautiful it looks."

"Hahaha……"

"As for the colorful fins, it will emit some psychedelic light and add a filter to make people mistakenly think that it looks good and attracts the opposite sex."

The tourists laughed and said: "It's really too much to slander it while eating it!"

He Huan said with a smile: "After the volcano erupted, the magma blocked the underground river and the underground water flowed out of the surface. These ugly fish also flowed out and ended up on our dining table."

"How miserable!"

He Huan rolled his eyes at them, "Eating with gusto and feeling sympathy for it at the same time! You are going too far! Because the fish in this river are all black, it is called the Black Fish River."

"oh."

The eldest sister gave them kebabs, potatoes, eggplants, tofu...

Gradually the tables were filled, and the eldest brother opened the lid of the pot and found a large bowl of bitter vegetable soup on each table.

"People here in Yunzhou like to drink bitter vegetable soup, because they usually eat spicy food, and bitter vegetables can bring down the heat."

The soup was already cooked, and the eldest sister fried the bait cubes for them in a large iron pot. Each table had a large plate.

He Huan asked his eldest brother and eldest sister to sit down and eat together.

"This is today's staple food, big help!" He Huan said, "In the early Qing Dynasty, Wu Sangui led the Qing army to invade Yunnan and Guizhou. Emperor Yongli of the Ming Dynasty fled to western Yunnan. Wu Sangui led the Qing army to pursue him. Emperor Yongli fled.

Arrive at Tengchong.

It was getting late at that time, and the group of people were exhausted and hungry after walking on the mountain road for a day. When they walked into a farmhouse, the owner found the best things in the house - bait cubes, ham, eggs, vegetables, stir-fried them together, and gave them to Yongli.

The emperor eats it.”

He Huan pointed to the fried bait cubes in front of him, "Emperor Yongli was full of praise after eating it: It's so delicious! He saved my Dajia! From then on, Tengchong fried bait cubes had another name - Dajiujia."

The stalker king said: "Yeah, you saved my driver today too!"

He Huan said with a smile: "Compared to Emperor Yongli, I'm afraid you want to be an ordinary citizen more."

The pick-up king nodded and kept eating, his eyes signaling He Huan to continue talking.

Everyone looked at Xiao Bailong while eating, and Master Zhou also looked at Xiao Bailong while eating. All he had to do was talk, and he didn't need to eat. He could talk about everything from a blade of grass to a plate of vegetables!

I’m used to having dubbing when everyone is eating!

"Emperor Yongli also took the poisonous road of Shu and fled to Burma."

The tourists looked at him in surprise. Shu Shen Du Dao is really a step-by-step history that runs through two thousand years!

"Why did you flee from Yunzhou to Burma? It is obvious that the Ming Dynasty did very well in Yunzhou. It was the Ming Dynasty's great immigration that made the Han people in Yunzhou become the majority ethnic group. I am afraid Zhu Yuanzhang did not expect that he would immigrate to Yunnan, with more than two hundred people

Years later, my descendants will flee Yunnan."

Everyone couldn't help but sigh.

"On the fourth day of the first lunar month in 1659, Emperor Yongli went to Yongchang Mansion, which is Baoshan. The people were celebrating the New Year, and he was being hunted down. On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the Qing army approached, and Emperor Yongli left Baoshan, and on the eighteenth day of the first lunar month, he went to Tengchong.

Tengchong was the last city that Emperor Yongli passed through in his own country. Perhaps that big plate of relief was the last meal he had in his own country."

While everyone was eating the food, they felt pity for the emperor.

"When do people feel that food is particularly delicious and fragrant?"

“When you’re really hungry!”

"Yes!" He Huan nodded, "The person who fried this plate of bait for him at that time must be the descendant of the military camp in the early Ming Dynasty, so he took out the best stuff at home.

At that time, the common people were able to bring out bait made of rice, eggs, and ham. They really brought out the best things at home. However, they could only bring out these things to honor the emperor.

Emperor Yongli ate this bowl of food and went to Burma. Burma was a vassal state of the Ming Dynasty at that time. He especially admired the Duke of Guizhou, the governor of Yunzhou, and had more dignity than the emperor. Burmese officials received him with courtesy.

them.

But as the saying goes, one emperor has one courtier, let alone a vassal state. The King of Burma immediately sent someone to find out why the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty and the Duke of Guizhou came to our place? They couldn't be here for tourism, right?"

Everyone laughed.

"Soon, the Burmese king knew that the Ming Dynasty had been destroyed and that this was a fugitive emperor, and his treatment immediately dropped.

The Duke of Guizhou, whom they once admired, passed down to the last Mu Tianbo. When he saw the king of Burma, he was required to wear a bun and go barefoot in order to pay homage to Burma.

Mu Tianbo felt very humiliated. He thought that in the past, Mu Mansion was the spokesperson of the Ming Dynasty in Yunzhou and surrounding subordinate countries, and its reputation was far and wide. How respectful these Burmese officials were to them!

But now I am living under someone else’s roof and I have to rely on him. When I come back, I will cry in front of Emperor Yongli!”

He Huan talked about what happened to Emperor Yongli in Myanmar, and everyone was in awe!

"Zhu Yuanzhang and Mu Ying, who were once so powerful and well-known in the southwest, if they see their descendants being treated like this in this border country, if there is a spirit in the sky, they will be angry!

Therefore, it is useless to rely on your ancestors. The shadow of your ancestors can only protect you for a while. In the end, you still have to rely on yourself!"

Everyone nodded.

He Huan talked about the humiliation Emperor Yongli suffered in Burma, and how the escape team went to a dead end in a foreign country, but still had fun on their own, so much so that he asked Emperor Yongli to smash the gold and jade seals and distribute them to everyone.

Xiao Bailong's explanation made a special meal, and after eating for a while, everyone found that they had almost finished eating the fried bait cubes, so they quickly cooked a bowl for Xiao Bailong, left a few fish for him, and continued to listen to his talk.

"In the end, all the ministers, including the Duke of Guizhou, died in the cursed water set by the Burmese king. When Emperor Yongli heard that the ministers were dead, he was so sad that he and the queen prepared to hang themselves.

Bai Lian had already put it on the beam of the house, and was persuaded by the chamberlain: The Queen Mother is already old. Your Majesty will first destroy the country and then abandon the mother of the country. If you are unfaithful and unfilial, you may be ridiculed by future generations, so you have to give up temporarily.

After three years of escaping from Burma, the 4,000 people he took with him when leaving Tengchong fled, scattered, and died. At this time, there were only 300 people left, which were some palace servants, chamberlains, and the wives and daughters of ministers.

Then, the King of Burma hypocritically said: We are a small country and have no intention of harming our ministers. The main reason is that those ministers want to harm our villagers, so we will kill them to calm the anger of the villagers.

Emperor Yongli felt sad, but there were only a few helpless old men, women, children and eunuchs left around him. What could he do? At this time, let alone the restoration of the Ming Dynasty, he relied on charity from monks in nearby temples for food.

Suddenly one afternoon, several Burmese officials brought people and tied Emperor Yongli's chair to two bamboo poles. They lifted Emperor Yongli and left. The Queen Mother was also carried.

It wasn't until he was put down in the middle of the night that Emperor Yongli knew that he had been sent to the Qing army camp."

"ah!"

"Three years ago in the first lunar month, Emperor Yongli left the country. Three years later in the twelfth lunar month, Emperor Yongli entered the country again.

This time, he was imprisoned in a prison car and passed through Tengchong. No one could rescue him, and no one could even serve him a big bowl of rescue.

The mountains and rivers changed hands. I wonder how Emperor Yongli felt when he was sitting in a prison car and being escorted by the Qing army, passing through this former land."

Everyone couldn't help but sigh. When Xiao Bailong talked about the Ailao Kingdom, they lamented for the Ailao Kingdom. When Xiao Bailong talked about the last Ming Emperor who fled, they lamented for him again.

"Emperor Yongli's prison carriage arrived at Chuncheng, and the people came out to greet him. They were all devoted to the Ming Dynasty. When they saw the emperor trapped in the prison carriage, their clothes were wet with tears. Afterwards, Emperor Yongli was imprisoned in the Jinchan Temple at Zhezipo by Qinghu Lake. Soon,

Hanged to death by Wu Sangui."

"Alas!" King Jiegeng said, "I might as well hang myself in Burma!"

Everyone nodded.

"From then on, the people of Chuncheng called Zhenzi Slope a forced death slope. The people could only do this. Although they moved here during the Ming Dynasty, at that time, Yunzhou already belonged to the Qing Dynasty and Mu Mansion belonged to Wu Sangui.

From Mu Ying to Mu Tianbo, more than ten generations of the Mu family guarded Yunzhou for nearly three hundred years. They really lived up to the emperor's favor. Mu Tianbo finally killed several Burmese people and managed to coexist with the Ming Dynasty. Zhu Yuanzhang's selection was

You made the right choice.”

Everyone nodded.

He Huan saw that they had all put down their chopsticks, and then picked them up. Everyone laughed and watched him eat.

The eldest brother, eldest sister and their son were also watching Xiao Bailong seriously.

The tourists laughed and said: "Brothers and sisters-in-law, do you know the story of the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty?"

The couple smiled and shook their heads, "We only know that the fried bait cubes were eaten by the emperor. How did you know this?"

"Xiao Bailong said it very well!" said the eldest brother, "My ancestors moved here from Dahuaishu, Nanjing in the Ming Dynasty, and my wife is from the local Dai ethnic group."

A tourist laughed and said: "These are the descendants of Jiulong and the Ming Dynasty! Sure enough, the emperor took turns to sit, and the people were already together."

He Huan smiled and nodded, "Marriage is not only a matter of thousands of miles, but also a matter of thousands of years!"

The tourists all laughed.

The eldest brother looked at He Huan curiously, "How come you have been held for a thousand years? Tell me."

The eldest sister looked at her husband and said, "Are you going to let others eat?" She reached out to hold the plate and said, "I'll heat it up for you."

"No, no, no." He Huan held the plate, "Although Emperor Yongli has lost his kingdom, he left behind a great rescuer, which can be regarded as passing down his merits in the extreme city! Let people eat it four hundred years later.

Tengchong's stir-fried bait cubes still remind you of this emperor!"

Everyone looked at Xiao Bailong eating. He Huan said: "Don't look at me like this. It seems like I am the one running away. You can go and play."

Everyone then dispersed with a smile and went to play by the river.

The tourist sitting opposite sent the explanation video he took to He Huan, who in turn sent it to Long Teng.

After He Huan finished eating, Long Teng sent a video, "Can't you stop talking?"

He Huan was stunned for a moment and said aggrievedly: "You think I'm annoying?"

Long Teng paused, not knowing what to say.

He Huan was very aggrieved, "I won't send it to you if you find it annoying."

Long Teng paused again and said in a soft tone: "No... aren't you tired? I can't stop your mouth even if you eat."

He Huan raised the corners of his mouth, it turned out that he was concerned about him!

"You can't shut up my mouth even if you eat. There is only one way to shut me up. Do you want to know?"

"Um?"

"You come and stop my mouth!"

Long Teng was completely shocked, blushed, and hung up the video.

He Huan laughed happily.

The little boy who was picking up pebbles under the table immediately climbed out and ran towards the crowd by the river, shouting: "Brother Xiao Bailong asked you to stop his mouth!"

There was a burst of laughter by the river.

He Huan held his forehead to cover his feverish face.

(End of chapter)


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