Chapter 549: When the Dragon Comes, the Roots of the Imperial City Have to Be Coiled
Chapter 549 Even if the dragon comes to the imperial city, it has to be entangled
He Huan took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it to the uncle. The uncle immediately smiled and said, "What a smoke!"
When traveling around the world, even though He Huan doesn't smoke, he still carries a cigarette with him.
Li Chaoyun said: "Why don't you give it to me? I miss Yunzhou's cigarettes so much! Why didn't you even bring one to me when you came here?"
"Get lost! I want to take him back to Yunzhou!"
The driver opened it with a smile and threw one to him.
Li Chaoyun took it and looked at He Huan, "Aren't you going to help me distribute the advertisement?"
"Go by yourself!" He Huan was speechless and sat in the car to see how many people had been fooled.
"Hey! Can I say that the Little White Dragon is here? This is the Little White Dragon Group. The 50-year-old Little White Dragon Group. Tourists will definitely cheer and get on our bus!"
The driver also looked at him excitedly. He was not here to rectify the situation, but to be a signboard!
He Huan glared at Li Chaoyun, who smiled, walked away, and continued to attract tourists.
He Huan asked the uncle, "How long does it usually take to fill up?"
"Don't worry, it's very fast. After all, it's the capital, and there are still a lot of people. September and October are the fastest, and it's crowded and you have to queue up."
He Huan turned to look out the window. He scared away a group of tour guides, and Li Chaoyun's business improved.
The uncle looked at him, still a little doubtful, "Why are you coming to Yanjing?"
"play."
"Isn't it an unannounced visit?"
"Uncle, you are overthinking. I am just a tour guide. What am I doing undercover?" He Huan thought, you guys are so obvious, but I am doing nothing undercover! "There is a tour group recently, I will step on the line first."
"Oh, you, the tour guide, are still in charge. What kind of line does the tour guide here follow? They don't even mention the scenic spots."
Is it okay to complain about yourself?
But He Huan really doesn't have that much intention to rectify Yanjing's tourism circle.
Looking out the window, tourists were gradually getting on the bus. He Huan sat behind the driver, blocked by the baffle, and turned to look outside. He still didn't want to be recognized.
They are all individual travelers, and no one knows anyone. There are people with different accents coming from north to south.
Sure enough, the car was quickly filled, and Li Chaoyun also got on.
He didn’t say much in the welcome speech, but went straight to the point and started talking about the Feng Shui of the capital city.
This feudal superstitious nonsense, He Huan continued to look out the window.
"Climb the Great Wall, eat roast duck, and take the brave from the Ming Tombs home! This is what I came to Longmai for! We are not buying brave, we are inviting him. It has nothing to do with spending money, it is about making money! Come and invite brave to grab the God of Wealth.
! The God of Wealth will treat you to roast duck for lunch if you grab more! Get off the bus!"
The car stopped in front of a jade city, and the tourists got out of the car with cheers.
He Huan was stunned and said, "What the hell? Aren't you going to the Great Wall?"
"Go to the Jade City first, then have lunch. It costs 30 yuan, six dishes and one soup. It's not very delicious, so you can eat outside. Then go to the Great Wall in the afternoon. You can finish the Great Wall in an hour."
"What?" He Huan didn't know how he could complete the itinerary on his advertisement list with such an arrangement. "Aren't we going to the Ming Tombs in the afternoon?"
"The Ming Tombs are just across the lower road. Who really goes there? There is a specialty shop in the afternoon."
He Huan was speechless. After all, in Yunzhou, the route can't be changed casually, right? Everything on the itinerary will be taken. By the way, they don't have an itinerary, and they haven't signed a contract.
"Then I'm going to the Great Wall! Aren't you lying? If you said you'd go there in the afternoon, I wouldn't even get on the bus!"
"Don't worry, I'll find you a car."
Li Chaoyun walked to a car, greeted a tour guide whose shopping time was about to come, and asked her to go to the Great Wall and take him there later.
"Little Bailong?" The eldest sister turned to look at him suspiciously.
"He's just here to play, don't be nervous."
"Oh." The eldest sister gave him a lukewarm look, then turned to stare at the door.
Li Chaoyun also waited with him.
He Huan pulled him aside and asked, "Are there no buses or taxis here?"
"Yes, I may not be able to take you to Badaling, maybe to the shopping mall or Shuicheng. It costs two to three hundred to hail a taxi, so there is no need. She is the regular travel agency you mentioned, at least she really wants to go to Badaling.
The tourists will come out after a while, just follow them."
He Huan was dizzy!
But a regular travel agency, okay!
About ten minutes later, the older sister's tourist came out.
Li Chaoyun pushed He Huan, "You get in the car first."
He Huan didn't want to be recognized by tourists, so he got on the bus first and secretly sat in the corner of the back seat, holding his head to cover his face and looking out the window.
The tourists got on the bus one by one with their shopping bags. The eldest sister stood at the door, staring at the tourists' bags. She smiled brightly and flattered those who bought too much. When she saw those who bought too little, she sarcastically used a gun and a stick.
That face changes faster than a Sichuan Opera face!
After getting in the car, the eldest sister said: "As a tour guide, I can't make money and can't take care of my family. I wake up early in the dark, wind and sun. I travel with tourists every day, but I don't have time to travel with my family, so my husband also went to find a girl."
If you leave your own daughter to me, I can only leave it at home and come out to play with you and take you to eat. My daughter can't eat a hot meal. Why?
Just to make all the bosses happy, buy some more things for you to take home for your relatives and children, and I can also buy some snacks and toys for my daughter, right?
For the ones I bought, I thanked my uncle and aunt on behalf of my daughter. For the ones I didn’t buy..."
The eldest sister glanced at it, and several tourists who didn't buy anything lowered their heads.
"You must have children yourselves!"
He Huan was embarrassed for the tourists.
The eldest sister suddenly changed the topic, "Let's not talk about it when we are out of town. Anyway, we all have families. If you don't want to buy Pixiu or jade, can you buy some specialties for your children this afternoon? Think about others, it's not in vain.
I’m here to serve you! If you go to Badaling later, the cable car is expensive, so I won’t recommend it.”
The tourists all looked at the tour guide again. The tour guide was so kind and generous, and he still considers everyone so much!
“I’ll take you on a cost-effective and easy route. You can’t climb it anyway, as you all know, the Great Wall!
Our car can only park at the pulley. If you have to walk, you can only walk to another gate, which is more than ten kilometers away! Go ahead and walk!
You can't even see the scenery when you climb up, so you have to go back the same way, then walk back and take the bus. We will leave when the time comes, we won't wait for you!
There is nothing to eat and no toilets up there, in order to protect the Great Wall. So two hours is enough to play. Come down to eat. We can’t wait for you to eat as a whole group.
The pulley is easy to go up, and the highlights are included. Everyone can go up to take pictures, come down to eat, and in the afternoon we will go to the Ming Tombs! Otherwise, we wouldn’t be able to go!”
With that said, tourists have no other choice.
“Take the trolley for 140 round-trip per person, including entrance fee. Pay the money.”
The eldest sister collected the money in a row, and there was no one who didn't pay. No one wanted to have nothing to eat, didn't want to end the trip, and didn't want to be complained by the whole group.
The money was collected smoothly one by one.
The eldest sister walked up to He Huan and showed the QR code.
"I'll climb up myself." He Huan said softly, feeling ashamed involuntarily.
The eldest sister glared at him. He was a tour guide and she was afraid that tourists would stop buying tickets due to his irresponsible remarks.
Turned around and left.
The tourists in the front row looked back to see who was so unsociable? So brave?
He Huan opened his hands and completely covered his face. He covered his face with his sleeves. He was not doing anything wrong, but he was just out of tune with this world.
At the pulley, tourists get off the train with cheers.
After they left, He Huan stood up and said, "Aren't you going to the hiking entrance?"
"I won't go." The driver didn't even look at him, he leaned on the steering wheel and smoked.
All right!
"Thank you." He Huan also gave him a pack of cigarettes. After all, he brought him here, and He Huan got out of the car.
The driver looked at his back and saw that the young man was quite sensible!
After He Huan left, he got out of the car and shared cigarettes with several drivers. He couldn't help but show off, "This is from Xiao Bailong, have a try."
"Ah! It's so smoky!"
"Is that really the little white dragon?"
"What is he here for?"
"What can he do? Even if the dragon comes, the imperial city will have to be entangled! It will cause chaos in Yunzhou, and the walls of Yanjing that are hundreds of years old will be destroyed! Even if the dragon comes, it won't be able to break through!"
"Hahaha..." A group of drivers happily shared the good smoke from Yunzhou brought by Xiaobailong.
He Huan walked to the road and called Li Chaoyun, "Their car stopped at the pulley."
"Don't take the pulley! The queue for the pulley takes one hour, and you sit there for five minutes. If you go to the hiking entrance, you'll be where they pull the pulley in half an hour."
It really takes two hours to play and one hour to queue!
"Is it far?"
"It's not far, just walk forward and you'll be there. Don't pay attention to anyone! Don't let anyone pull you in the car! You don't know the way and you're sold to someone. You don't know where you're being pulled! Just follow the arrow and walk there.
It’s time to reach the hiking entrance!
There are two sections after entering, the north and the south! Take the north section and go up to where their pulley is. Tourists go up and down there. There are many people, but there are fewer people in the afternoon. You can take the south section first, and then take the north section in the middle of the afternoon, and there will be fewer people."
"Why don't you stop leading a group and come lead me!"
"I won't accompany you to climb the Great Wall! I got up at two o'clock today to pick you up."
"Two o'clock?"
"Yes! This is my second trip."
"Okay, okay, don't tire yourself out."
"hey-hey."
He Huan hung up the phone, followed the arrow and walked over. Sure enough, he arrived at the entrance not long after.
Go to the ticket gate and show your tour guide card.
"Where's the group order?" The ticket inspector didn't look at the tour guide card or his face at all. It was completely different from the one at Yunzhou Scenic Area: Ah! Little White Dragon!
Fortunately, He Huan was calm and asked, "Isn't the tour guide certificate free of charge?"
"I want to issue a group order."
He Huan turned around to buy tickets, and it turned out to be Long Lihai. In any other place, his face would have been stuck on the city wall.
I bought a ticket and went in again.
According to Li Chaoyun's suggestion, we took the southern section first. The southern section was indeed less crowded and very steep, but for He Huan who had climbed Jizu Mountain, it was nothing.
As a tour guide, I was very moved when I climbed up the Great Wall and looked at the undulating mountains and rivers inside and outside the Great Wall. They were just covered with tender green and looked gentle and majestic.
Looking from the southern section, the other side is probably the northern section. It is bustling with people and there are indeed many tourists.
He Huan played in the southern section for a while before going down.
We went up to the northern section at noon, and sure enough, all the tourists went out to eat, and there were a lot less people.
He Huan found a shady place to sit down and rest, eat some dry food in his bag, and make a video call to Long Teng.
"Look where I am?" He Huan was facing away from the wall.
"The Great Wall? Are you alone? Aren't you afraid of losing it?"
"I almost lost it today!" He Huan said of his tortuous journey.
Long Teng smiled and said: "Originally, Yunzhou is considered legal."
"Well, look at the scenery. The human touch is really strong in this small place." He Huan turned the camera around.
Long Teng looked at him, "Eating and drinking everywhere, are you not used to eating dry food now?"
"Hahaha... I will have this kind of noodles when I go back to Yuzhou. I can't guarantee it in Hangzhou."
He Huan sighed, "How should I put it? I think in places with big mountains and rivers, people prefer to talk about circles and loyalty. In developed areas, everyone cares about their own affairs, and human relationships are relatively weak."
"Yeah." Long Teng nodded.
"But my girlfriend is a girl from the big city!"
Long Teng showed his little fangs, and the fairy also ran over and grabbed the screen, thinking that she could sneak in to play with him.
There were fewer and fewer people in the afternoon, and there were almost no people at three or four o'clock. After enjoying the view of the mountains and rivers, He Huan watched the sunset on the Great Wall before coming down.
I thought that there must be no buses. I was scared to sit on this bus today, so I walked downstairs while looking for a bus. It must be more expensive.
Li Chaoyun called: "Where are you? I'll treat you to dinner."
"Still on the Great Wall."
"I'll go! What's so interesting to see? I've been playing with a pile of bricks for so long! Are you doing archeology?"
"Don't tell me that you've been carrying the Great Wall for half a month and still haven't climbed it."
"I'll pick you up."
"OK."
When I arrived at the door, I saw a man with drooping eyebrows leaning against the wall and puffing away smoke.
He Huan walked over and said, "Are you adopting the character of an uncle now? You are only twenty-three!"
Li Chaoyun turned to look at him, "Oh, before I graduated, I felt like I was still a little boy and didn't understand anything. Half a year since I came out feels like half a lifetime has passed."
"Don't show off to me like this!" He Huan looked at him with a bit of melancholy, "Can you make money?"
"Yes! As long as you get it into your pocket through deception, it's yours. It doesn't matter whether it's formal or not. Anyway, you're selling jade, and selling jade is the fastest way to make money.
Tourists who come to Beijing are very naive and tolerant. Although some tourists will call the police if they find out that they have been deceived, the police will ask them to contact the industry and commerce, and the industry and commerce will ask them to contact the tourism bureau. Complaints will not work. In many cases, they will not be informed at all.
Accept.
Even the formal ones can't be managed, do you think the informal ones can be managed? Unlike Yunzhou, you don't dare to spend the money you deceive based on your skills. A complaint will directly force a refund.
Even if the tourist bureau here accepts the application, they still let him go to the shopping store! Will the shopping store refund the money? If you dare to go back and ask for a refund, the boss will just roll up his sleeves!"
He Huan is speechless.
Li Chaoyun patted him on the shoulder, like a big brother, "Brother, you have rectified Yunzhou's tourism. You don't know that even without rectification, Yunzhou's tourism is more formal than most places, including many developed cities."
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He Huan didn't know what to say.
Big cities, including international metropolises around the world, are infested with scammers and thieves. The more prosperous a place is, the more likely it is that it harbors filth and evil.
Only when tourists go to Yunzhou do they shout: Yunzhou is so bad! I will never come to Yunzhou again!
I have never seen anyone shout: Yanjing is too dark! I will never come to Yanjing again!
Because it is effective against the threat to Yunzhou. Yunzhou is too poor, and if it has resources, it cannot be developed indiscriminately. To protect the ecological environment, it can only develop tourism. Tourism is a pillar industry, and everyone from top to bottom is naturally afraid of it.
In a big city like Yanjing, tourism is just a sideshow. It is not a big industry and does not affect GDP at all. And in big cities, if you don’t come, people will come, so the threat is ineffective. I feel sorry for myself.
Tourists are also more self-conscious. If they are fooled, they only blame themselves for not doing a good job strategy, and never blame Yanjing for the tourist trap.
When I go to Europe or Southeast Asia, I don’t dare to say anything if I’m cheated. I won’t tell them that I won’t come!
This is the charm of a big city!
Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Li Chaoyun said: "Brother invites you to dinner, you don't think the money he earns is dirty, right?"
"Since there is no regular army, or the regular army has the same routine, why do I dislike you? Do you really think that I am here to save the common people?"
Li Chaoyun put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Let's go."