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Chapter 93 Female Bodhisattva, Don't Do This

"You said that when he went to meet his father-in-law, he also knew how to become more handsome. This shocked all the kings and ministers of Baoxiang Kingdom and praised him for his talent!

It’s your first time to meet someone, and you’re meeting a group of men. You know how to put on makeup. You show your true colors every day in front of the woman you love most! What? I’m not worthy of asking you to put on makeup?”

"Hahaha..." the tourists laughed wildly.

"Of course, Xiao Bailong has always been handsome, but I can't understand the male goblin's arrogant behavior in Journey to the West."

"Hahaha……"

"Those female fairies want our master to follow her, so they have to take off their hair and have a whitening package. My brother is shouting and dancing! What? You men like this, but women don't?"

The female tourist laughed and I nodded heartily.

"You are a male god who married a princess, and you just let yourself go. You look dark and rugged, and you are always digging into your heart and lungs for golden elixirs. Wouldn't it be better to put on makeup when you have time? Is it more beautiful than the soul?"

The tourists laughed until they died.

He Huan was still serious.

"Do you know why she likes you? Because you're handsome! What has changed in you? It's like you landed on your face when you descended to earth and dropped a few holes on the rocks! And you boast that true love doesn't even scratch your skin! Just ask

You: Do you like the way the princess looks like this?"

"Hahaha……"

"So brothers, it's no use being nice to women, be nice to yourself first! If you have an umbrella in your bag, hold it up! If there's no umbrella in your bag, just use one! Which young lady can come over and hold an umbrella for me?"

"Hahaha……"

A young lady came to him holding a parasol. Seeing how hard the young lady was holding it, He Huan took it and said, "I'm not doing it for myself, I just want to help her hold the umbrella."

The tourists laughed, and the young lady stood beside him, looked up at him, and hooked his arm.

Senior brother looked at him, flirt with him, let's see how you end up with it?

"Female Bodhisattva, don't be like this." He Huan looked down at her, "I, little Bailong, am the prince of the West Sea, and I will be the man who will become the king of the sea in the future."

"Hahaha..." The tourists jumped up and down, really making themselves embarrassed.

He Huan said seriously: "But my senior brother is too serious, and Xiao Bailong doesn't dare to be presumptuous in front of him."

The tourist laughed, and the young lady blushed and glanced at the elder brother. The elder brother suppressed his laughter, what does it have to do with me? But he knew that He Huan was looking for a shield, so he didn't say anything.

The young lady pursed her lips and let go.

He Huan immediately deflected her embarrassment, "Let me guess a riddle for you! Senior brother, hold an umbrella!"

The tourists looked at the senior brother and didn't understand.

"What a waste!" He Huan said.

"Hahaha..." The tourist laughed and squatted on the spot.

The senior brother couldn't bear it and ran to him and slapped him on the back.

It doesn't hurt, He Huan said with a smile: "Although it is unnecessary, my Buddha is compassionate and all living beings are equal. Please help any female Bodhisattva to cover him up. As we all know, my senior brother has the best relationship with female Bodhisattvas!"

"Hahaha……"

A beautiful woman went over to help the senior brother hold an umbrella.

The eldest brother smiled and said, "It's okay in the morning. The sun is really strong now, and men can't resist it. The sun pierces the body like needles. It's easy to get a heatstroke if you stay in the sun like this."

If He Huan didn't set things up like this, the male tourists would really be embarrassed to touch the female tourists' umbrellas.

Now, the men help to hold the umbrella, and they don’t have to show off so much. The whole team becomes closer.

He Huan returned to the topic: "This episode of the Monkey King is one of the few in Journey to the West that made me cry, right?"

"Um!"

"The relationship conflict between master and apprentice unfolded violently in this episode. I was more anxious and excited than when I was reading a romance novel!"

"You still read romance novels!" The tourists grasped the key point.

"My sister." He Huan said, "The domineering president fell in love with me. I watched it with gusto!"

"Hahaha……"

"In that episode, I, the little white dragon who had very few roles, got a chance. I turned into a beautiful woman." He Huan looked proud.

The tourists laughed.

He Huan waited for them to finish laughing and said, "Who can become a beautiful woman? It must be a handsome little brother!"

"Hahaha..." A big brother raised his head and laughed, "I have never seen anything like this..."

He Huanxiao looked at him, his eyes saying: Give you a chance to organize your words.

"A handsome and graceful man with a jade tree in the wind!"

"Pertinent!" He Huan nodded.

The tourists laughed like crazy.

The elder brother couldn't laugh or cry.

He Huan looked past the young lady beside him and looked at several female tourists. He ignored all of them and said, "Although the little white dragon is beautiful, it is still not as good as all the female Bodhisattvas!"

The female Bodhisattvas smiled happily.

The senior brother secretly thought: He really has the potential to be a sea king!

Passing by Wuxing Mountain, He Huan ran over and said excitedly: "Everyone, take a look! Everyone, take a look! You have arrived at Senior Brother's hometown!"

The elder brother looked at him speechlessly.

He Huan pointed to the hole, "This is the hole where my senior brother is pressed!" He Huan looked at his senior brother, "Senior brother, do you want to go in again and try?"

The tourists laughed. The senior brother smiled and patted him on the back.

Seeing the tourists eager to try, He Huan said: "Don't try it! Anyone who tries to get in will not be able to participate in the Torch Festival! The little white dragon will bring meat, vegetables and wine in front of you."

Everyone looked at him and thought that this little white dragon is quite good!

"Let you watch me eat." He Huan finished.

"Hahaha..." How shameless! The tourists came over and pushed him into the hole.

This is a group of young people who came to participate in the Torch Festival. They all grew up watching the 1986 version of "Journey to the West". They feel like they are back in their childhood now.

Joyfully and joyfully followed Senior Brother and Xiao Bailong’s Westward Journey group to play all the way. Unknowingly, by noon, no one felt tired.

After walking around Stone City, He Huan greeted the tourists to get on the battery car, "Dear prince charmings! Female Bodhisattva! Now we are going back to the Eastern Land and the Tang Dynasty!"

The tourists happily ran onto the bus.

When the battery car starts driving, the wind blows, it’s so cool!

A tourist said: "Little Bailong! Can't you become a beautiful woman? Give us women's clothes!"

"My senior brother is the one who turns into a beautiful woman the most! Why don't you let him dress you up in women's clothes! As we all know, my senior brother is also a male goblin who loves to show off. He is happiest when he is so ugly that he scares people!"

A busload of tourists burst into laughter, and the elder brother couldn't laugh or cry.

"But when he turns into a beautiful woman, he is really enchanting! It shows that he also has the ability!"

"Hahaha……"

The senior brother smiled. It was over and you knew you had recovered?

After getting off the bus at the tourist bus parking lot, He Huan walked to the front and bowed, "This is the end of the journey to the West! Thank you to all the donors for accompanying you all the way and helping Little White Dragon complete his merits! Thank you for your hard work!"

One elder brother said: "The beauty of our motherland all depends on the tour guide's mouth! The little white dragon's mouth makes people forget to leave!"

The tourists applauded.

He Huan looked at his elder brother, "Brother, my mouth makes you linger, isn't that bad?"

"Hahaha……"

He Huan took out the feedback form and walked up to the elder brother, "Brother, write down what you just said and I will show it to our leader."

The tourists laughed.

He Huan distributed the forms to them, "You all write like this! This is a unified template for good reviews! There is no cash back, it's all voluntary!"

The tourists laughed and wrote seriously at the same time.

The senior brother and the driver both looked at him with smiles. There is no other tourist who would be willing to give a good review!

After receiving the unified positive feedback form, He Huan threw the bell and walked happily to the visitor center.

The tourists laughed and said: "He is so funny!"

The senior brother sighed, and when he was proud, he couldn't figure out the direction. He pointed to the side and said loudly: "The visitor center is over there!"

"Huh?" He Huan turned his head, "How did you know I was going to the visitor center?" He came back and walked to the side, "I was just playing!"

"Hahaha……"

"The little white dragon is really fun!" After getting on the bus, the tourists were still not satisfied.


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