"You want to hand over all the valuable things?" Xia Tian asked seriously. He was bored anyway and wanted to delay time, so he decided to play with this idiot robber.
"Nonsense, come on, don't think I dare not stab you. My butcher's knife is stained with too much blood. Please cooperate with me!" the robber shouted impatiently.
"Actually, I also want to hand over all the valuable things, but this is impossible, because there is nothing worthless for a genius like me. Even one of my hairs is a priceless treasure!
Xia Tian sighed: "Hey, how about I give you a hair?"
"Are you fucking kidding me?" the robber got angry and waved the butcher knife, "Do you really want me to hack you to death? I'm not afraid to tell you, I hacked one to death a few days ago and threw it in the
No one knows about it on the mountain, and if I chop you to death, no one will know about it!"
This is not too false. There are mountains everywhere here and there are almost no people. Someone died on the mountain. It is still difficult for people to find it in a short period of time. However, with the development of this place, people will definitely still find it in the future.
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"Hey, actually, I don't think you are a qualified robber. I asked you where you got those stockings, but you didn't realize that those stockings are very transparent? It's useless for you to wear your stockings. I don't even know.
I can see a mole on your face!" Xia Tian said lazily.
"You're a fucking idiot!" The robber roared angrily, "Don't you know that seeing my appearance means you're going to die? When you see my appearance, you can't pretend not to know, and wait until you get out before calling the police to arrest me.
? You're so stupid to say it right now, you actually call me an idiot, I'm stupid, you city dwellers are all fucking idiots, you can't live a good life, but you have to come to this poor valley to toil, you are born
What a shame!"
Xia Tian looked at the robber in surprise: "Actually, I am not from the city, but you seem to dislike city people very much. Hey, is it that some city person came here to seduce your wife?"
"Shut the hell up!" The robber finally couldn't bear it anymore and rushed towards Xia Tian with a butcher's knife.
Xia Tian stepped back slowly and said while returning the money: "Hey, if your wife is really snatched away, I suggest you go and rob the woman behind me. Look at her face and figure.
, your wife is definitely not even one ten thousandth of hers."
While talking, Xia Tian had already retreated to Ye Yumei's side, and the robber holding the butcher's knife also rushed in front of Xia Tian. Then, he immediately became stupid.
Ding!
The butcher's knife fell to the ground. Ye Yumei's beauty was undoubtedly a powerful weapon, which immediately made the robber throw away the weapon.
"Fairy...fairy!" The robber drooled.
"She's not a fairy, she's a witch." Xia Tian corrected her from the side.
Fairies make you want to worship them, and witches make you want to throw them down. Of course, this is for ordinary people. For Xia Tian, no matter whether they are fairies or witches, as long as they are beautiful women, they should be thrown down.
"Fairy, you, can you be my wife... uh!" The robber really wanted to take Ye Yumei as his wife, but before he could finish his words, he let out a short scream and fell on his back.
Instead, a small stone pierced his throat, killing him on the spot.
Suddenly there was a hint of blood in the air. The robber who held the butcher's knife finally took his own life.
Xia Tian was a little unhappy. He glared at Ye Yumei: "Hey, how did you kill him? I was bored. I finally found a guy to play with, but you killed me!"
Ye Yumei said nothing, stepped back a hundred meters, sat cross-legged on a big rock, and continued to meditate, but she didn't know whether she was practicing or controlling her emotions.
"It seems that I have to educate you. Do you know that killing is wrong? Let me tell you, this is not your hometown. You can't kill people casually here. Killing people here will lead to jail time..." Xia Tian started to act wildly
Education Ye Yumei, for a person who doesn't know Xia Tian, hearing him say these words may feel normal. After all, what he said is correct, but a person who knows Xia Tian thoroughly will definitely feel it when he hears him say these words.
You want to smash him to death. This guy has the nerve to say that killing is wrong and illegal? He himself has killed a lot of people, right?
Ye Yumei also wanted to seal Xia Tian's mouth. How many people had this little bastard killed? How could he be so shameless?
After educating Ye Yumei, she found that Ye Yumei still had no reaction. Xia Tian became a little depressed: "It's true that witches cannot be taught. They can only be used to push her down. If I talk to her so much nonsense, I might as well push her down directly."
"Hey, by the way, I suddenly remembered something. You are also a cultivator. Now you cultivators are killing people randomly, and it happens to be under my control. Do you think I should arrest you and put you in a small dark room?
"Here, how about spanking you a thousand times a day?" Xia Tian thought for a while and said, not to mention, strictly speaking, this matter is really under his control. The dark group and the dragon group are forming a special group to specifically target the immortal cultivators.
Well, Xia Tian is nominally the boss of this special group.
Unfortunately, Ye Yumei still didn't speak. It seemed that she was planning to use silence to fight against everything.
"You're not mistaken, they're all mute!" Xia Tian was really a little depressed, couldn't this damn woman just say a few words to him?
Xia Tian finally continued to move forward, while Ye Yumei still followed him a hundred meters behind him.
"Honey, hubby, the goblin is here, guess whether it's a big goblin or a little goblin...Honey, hubby, the goblin is here, guess whether it's a little goblin or a big goblin..." The moving voice, in this somewhat empty mountainous area, is heard.
It sounds crisper and more pleasant.
Xia Tian was stunned. What's going on? Why is the little goblin here?
However, it took a few seconds for him to realize that this was the ringtone of his cell phone. Just before he came to Qingfeng Mountain the day before yesterday, the little goblin had changed the ringtone of his cell phone.
This time, the ringtone of Qiao Xiaoqiao's mobile phone is not completely cancelled. The ringtone of Qiao Xiaoqiao's mobile phone is still there. However, the ringtone can only be heard when Qiao Xiaoqiao calls. Now every wife calls in the summer.
When a call comes, the ringtone will be different. The little fairy has collected everyone's voice, so now he basically knows who is calling just by listening to the ringtone.
"Little goblin wife, do you have a problem with me?" Xia Tian answered the phone quickly and asked casually.
"Honey, hubby, are you okay?" the little fairy asked with concern.
"Of course I'm fine, what's wrong?" Xia Tian felt that the little goblin's question was a bit abrupt.
"Since it's okay, then husband, why did you walk for most of the day and only walked a few kilometers?" the little goblin said quickly.
"Oh, I'm taking a walk." Xia Tian replied seriously.
"Husband, you are so boring!" The little elf yawned, "Forget it, I am bored too, I want to go play!"
"Wait!" Xia Tian called out to the little goblin quickly, "Honey, I'm really bored now, but I can only walk slowly. Is there any way you can make me less bored?"
"It's not impossible. Husband, don't you have a mobile phone? You can play games on your mobile phone!" the little fairy said quickly.
"But I don't seem to know how to play!" Xia Tian was a little depressed. This aspect has never been his strong point.
"Hubby, you can play with it by yourself, and a three-year-old can do it." The little fairy yawned again, "Since you are fine, hubby, I'll hang up the phone first!"
After the little fairy finished speaking, he hung up the phone and didn't call Xia Tian again. Then he started thinking about mobile games while walking. After pondering for a long time, he finally discovered something that made him very depressed. The so-called three-year-old child
Everyone knows how to play the game, but he just doesn’t know how to play it. When he was about to call the little goblin again, he discovered something even more depressing: his phone was out of battery!
The most depressing thing is that the phone is out of battery. The most depressing thing is that he can't charge it now. It's not that he doesn't bring a charger, but that there is no place to charge it nearby.
"It seems we have to go to Muyang County early!" Xia Tian suddenly found that after living in the city for a few months, he began to feel a little uncomfortable with life without a mobile phone. No, as soon as his mobile phone ran out of power, he thought about it.
Charge your phone right away, otherwise, what should you do if any wife is looking for him in a hurry?
Although he still wears a dark group watch on his hand, not every wife can contact him in this way.
Thinking of this, Xia Tian shouted to Ye Yumei: "Hey, Big Steamed Bun, let's go faster. We'll go to Muyang County to spend the night tonight."
Xia Tian really speeded up his pace as he spoke. Of course, he still didn't speed up to the fastest speed. So, just when it got dark, he arrived at Muyang County.
Although Yunqing was in Muyang County, Xia Tian did not go to Yunqing immediately. Instead, he came to Dongsheng Hotel first, and he planned to get a room first.
"Give me a room." Xia Tian said to the waiter.
Ye Yumei, who had been silent until now, suddenly said: "Two rooms."
"Just one room." Xia Tian said immediately.
"Two rooms!" Ye Yumei said coldly.
The waiter was a little dizzy: "Sir, do you want one room or two rooms?"
"I only want a room. If she wants it, let her book it by herself." Xia Tian said lazily, and then looked at Ye Yumei with a look of gloating, "Hey, you don't seem to have any money on you, right?
"
Ye Yumei really didn't bring any money with her, she didn't even bring anything with her, but Xia Tian did bring some things, at least in the eyes of others, Xia Tian also brought a small travel bag, which could still hold some clothes.
Ye Yumei finally stopped talking, but the waiter was even more dizzy. These two people were too weird. Are they lovers?