"I hate people who like swimming and are ugly the most." Xia Tian said to himself there.
"Why does swimming hinder you?" Yi Xiaoyin couldn't bear it anymore. Who are these people? Could it be that those who are not good-looking can't even swim?
"Wife Yiyi, you see that girl is so ugly and she still imitates my goblin wife in swimming. It's not right in the first place." Xia Tian looked confident.
"I'm sick." Yi Xiaoyin was too lazy to argue with Xia Tian. This person was completely unreasonable. According to what he meant, Zhao Yuji was the only one in the world who could swim?
"Wife Yiyi, if you look so good and go swimming, you'll look good too." Xia Tian said again.
Yi Xiaoyin pretended not to hear, and at this time, the woman in the swimming pool seemed to have finally discovered Xia Tian and Yi Xiaoyin, who were coming up from the swimming pool.
In fact, Yi Xiaoyin thinks that this woman is quite good-looking, with a good figure and regular facial features. Although she has a bit of an internet celebrity face, she is not ugly by any means.
However, Yi Xiaoyin also knows Xia Tian's weird standards. In his eyes, this woman is obviously not beautiful, and he has no interest in women who he doesn't think are beautiful.
In fact, Yi Xiaoyin thinks that in a sense, this is a good thing. This bastard has such high demands, but it can save him from harming some women.
Sometimes Yi Xiaoyin even feels that if this bastard was more demanding and even looked down on her, maybe she wouldn't have so many troubles with her.
But if you think about it carefully, if that's true, maybe she's dead.
"Brother Ren, is your friend here?" A delicate voice sounded. The beauty in a swimsuit had already come to Lu Ren, then looked at Xia Tian and Yi Xiaoyin, waved, "Hi, I'm A Mei, you can sit here for a while.
Yes, I'll go change clothes."
The beauty in a swimsuit who called herself A Mei turned around and was about to leave after saying that. But she had only taken two steps when she heard a voice: "Honey Yiyi, why are people so shameless these days? She is so ugly,
He even named himself A Mei, which is really not modest at all. Look at how handsome I am, and I didn’t even name myself Handsome Boy.”
A Mei's body stopped for a moment, and then she continued to walk forward, and her pace was obviously faster at the moment.
"Why did you just let her go?" Yi Xiaoyin glared at Xia Tian, and at the same time she was still slandering this guy. She still had the nerve to say that others were shameless. Amei was pretty after all, so how could he be so handsome?
Is there anyone more shameless than him in this world?
"Wife Yiyi, that Achou is obviously looking for someone, so let's just wait." Xia Tian said casually: "Anyway, we don't have anything to do now, so let's have some fun first."
Obviously Xia Tian doesn't want to hypnotize directly every time, as that would take away some fun. Now he is not in a hurry, so he will take his time.
"Give me your mobile phone." Yi Xiaoyin said calmly.
Xia Tian didn't ask any questions and directly gave the phone to Yi Xiaoyin.
Yi Xiaoyin also took out her mobile phone, and then added Xia Tian as a WeChat friend, and then transferred the information sent by Guobao Baobao to her from Xia Tian. After she saved the information, she added Xia Tian from her friends.
deleted.
"Wife Yiyi, why did you delete me?" Xia Tian saw Yi Xiaoyin's operation.
"Return the phone to you!" Yi Xiaoyin was too lazy to answer Xia Tian's question.
"Wife Yiyi, this is wrong." Xia Tian was a little unhappy. He reached out and took Yi Xiaoyin's phone, then he hugged Yi Xiaoyin, picked up the phone, and clicked a selfie.
"What are you doing?" Yi Xiaoyin was a little annoyed.
And a few seconds later, Yi Xiaoyin became annoyed. This bastard really knows how to play. He actually used her mobile phone to post in Moments!
What’s even more outrageous is that the WeChat Moments posted this selfie of two people just now, with the caption: “My husband is so handsome!”
"Give me your phone back!" Yi Xiaoyin was furious. Although she didn't have many people in her circle of friends, if someone saw this, they would think she was sick.
"Wife Yiyi, you still have good taste. Your husband is really handsome." Xia Tian chuckled, but at the same time returned the phone to Yi Xiaoyin.
When Yi Xiaoyin took the phone, the first thing she did was to quickly delete the friend circle.
Well, this circle of friends only existed for a minute at most, so no one should have seen it by chance.
"Brother Ren." Jiao Didi's voice came again, and the one named A Mei appeared again at this time, and she did change her clothes now, but that outfit was still quite sexy.
"Wife Yiyi, I think although A Chou is quite ugly, she still has advantages. She is better at dressing than you." Xia Tian said again at this time.
"Brother Ren, is this person really your friend?" A trace of anger flashed across A Mei's face.
"It doesn't matter that you are ugly, but why are you so stupid? How could I be my third master's friend?" Xia Tian was a little unhappy, "I don't have friends as stupid as my third master."
"You damn boy, who are you calling stupid?" Lu Ren was unhappy, "We taught you your IQ!"
"So, Third Master, you are stupid. You don't even know that IQ is something you are born with."
I have cuckolded you a lot."
"Boy, are you talking humanly? What is a cuckold? I have nothing to do with her!" Lu Ren turned to look at Yi Xiaoyin, "Girl, you have to take care of it. This kid is getting more and more outrageous now. Back then,
He hasn’t gone that far yet.”
"Uncle Lu, I can't control him. He is spoiled." Yi Xiaoyin replied.
"I'm not wrong, Ah Chou has slept with many men these days." Xia Tian said with an innocent expression, "Third Master, I think you are really miserable."
"Have you said enough sarcastic words?" Yi Xiaoyin glared at Xia Tian fiercely.
"Wife Yiyi, I'm just telling the truth." Xia Tian looked innocent.
"That's enough, you guys, don't think that I don't exist!" The first person who couldn't bear it was the A-Mei next to her. She felt that she was completely ignored, and under Xia Tian's constant verbal attacks, A-Mei could no longer pretend.
Go down.
Looking at Xia Tian, Amei sneered: "I don't care how you got here, you are his apprentice, right? That's just right, your master owes me a sum of money now, so you can pay it back for him."
"Oh, the third master owes you money?" Xia Tian looked at A Mei, a little surprised, "This is impossible, my third master didn't sleep with you, do you still have to pay me? Besides, you are so ugly, I should sleep with you.
You took advantage, so you should give him money, but my third master is also cheaper, one hundred yuan a night is enough, so you should give him one hundred yuan."
"What nonsense are you talking about, brat? I won't sell myself, and even if I sell it, it won't be worth only a hundred yuan!" Lu Ren was dissatisfied.
"Don't play word games with me, you're fucking ugly!" Ami was so angry that she burst out, "Anyway, this old guy owes me a lot of money. You either have to pay this old guy back right away, or you're ready to make peace with me.
The old thing drowned in the swimming pool together..."
Snapped!
Xia Tian slapped A Mei on the face.
"Although my third master is a bit old, it's not like you, an ugly guy, can call him an old guy." Xia Tian said lazily, and then slapped him again: "Pah!"
"You, you dare to hit me..." Ami looked unbelievable, but before she could finish her words, she was kicked again, and then she screamed: "Ugh!"
Xia Tian followed up with another kick, knocking A Mei to the ground. However, A Mei immediately became silent and passed out.
"Hey, you ugly monster, wake up!" Xia Tian kicked A Mei a few more times, kicking her awake.
"You, you are dead, I will not let you go... ugh!" A Mei threatened Xia Tian as soon as she woke up, and then was kicked unconscious by Xia Tian.
"Can't you just hypnotize her and figure things out and solve them quickly?" Yi Xiaoyin was a little annoyed.
"But, Wife Yiyi, that wouldn't be fun." Xia Tian chuckled.
"How long has it been and you still only know how to play!" Yi Xiaoyin said angrily: "Can't you do something serious?"
Yi Xiaoyin, who has the temperament of a fairy in front of outsiders, gets angry from time to time in front of Xia Tian.
"Wife Yiyi, if you can't have fun, then life will be meaningless at all." Xia Tian said seriously: "Well, it seems like who told me this...Which wife told me this? Sister Fairy must be
I wouldn’t say that... I’m not a long-legged girl... My witch wife isn’t very playful either, she seems to be Sister Meng? Hey, that’s not right either, Sister Meng won’t say such profound things..."
"Shut up!" Yi Xiaoyin couldn't bear it anymore and interrupted Xia Tian again. The damn bastard started counting his wives one by one again.
"Old man Lu, I underestimated you. I didn't expect you to have help." A voice came at this moment, and following this voice, a group of men came over.
The leading man was in his thirties and looked very fierce, but Lu Ren's eyes immediately fell on the man behind him.
"So it's you, you little bastard!" Lu Ren looked at the man.
"Third Master, who is that?" Xia Tian took a look and found that he was a pretty ordinary man, about 20 years old, unremarkable.
"This kid was Lu Wen's netizen before, and we met him in real life. He said he was Lu Wen's boyfriend. I asked someone to check it out. He was just a gangster, so I drove him away. I didn't expect this.
The kid is actually targeting me." Lu Ren said quickly.
"Okay, Old Man Lu, I heard that your family owns a courtyard house. That thing is worth a lot of money now. We don't want any more. You can just give me 10 million." The fierce man at the head spoke. After a long time, he actually got it in the end.