The speaker looked to be about 27 or 27 years old. He was wearing a Taoist robe and had his hair pulled into a bun. He was probably a Taoist priest.
Why is it said to be possible? Because this young man not only wore heavy makeup, but also wore sparkling earrings. He was accompanied by several women who also wore heavy makeup.
These people were originally talking about cultivating Taoism and becoming immortals. The middle-aged man was bragging, and suddenly Xia Tian's words floated over, which was equivalent to slapping him in the face in public.
Su Beibei looked at the young man's face and felt as if she had seen him somewhere before, but she couldn't remember it for the moment.
"My friend, don't you think your words are too biased?"
The young man smiled softly, bowed to Xia Tian and Su Beibei politely, and then said: "Cultivation of immortality is the great road. Abandoning the worldly world and breaking away from the dust are the basics. How can you say it is nonsense?
Woolen cloth."
"Stop yelling, an idiot like you has no right to be my friend."
Xia Tian curled his lips and said unhappily.
The young man in Taoist robes hadn't spoken yet, but the women with heavy makeup following him couldn't help it anymore, and started shouting at Xia Tian: "You are the idiot, this is the nationally famous Taoist Master!"
"Taoist Master Ma is a Taoist priest from Zhongnan Mountain. His cultivation is so advanced that he is almost an immortal. Who do you think you are?"
"You little Mao Guan boy, do you still have Taoist Master Ma who knows how to cultivate immortality?"
"Taoist Master Ma is good at refining elixirs. Many dignitaries and dignitaries seek help from Taoist Master Ma."
"Ignore people like this, Taoist Master Ma, let's continue talking about our story."
"..." While these women were chirping in their defense, Su Beibei finally got a little impression. She looked at Taoist Master Ma's unique clothes and said softly to Xia Tian: "This man is an Internet celebrity Taoist priest who often
He has become quite popular recently with his outrageous words, deeds and appearance. He seems to have founded some kind of Lingchan Immortal Association. It is said that if you join the association, you will get an elixir that he has practiced, which guarantees that you will be free from all diseases from now on. It seems that it is true.
Many celebrities have joined the club."
"This is a liar."
Xia Tian lazily yawned, "He has no cultivation at all, but he can make a damn elixir."
Taoist Ma didn't want to argue with Xia Tian at first, but when he saw Su Beibei's heavenly beauty, he was so lustful that his mind couldn't move. He just wanted to show off in front of Xia Tian.
"Sir, you seem to have some prejudice against Taoist priests."
Taoist Master Ma smiled indifferently, not caring about Xia Tian's vulgar words, "Pindao is not a liar, but a serious Taoist priest, and he has some attainments in spiritual practice. If you are interested, you can bring this beauty with you.
In my Lingchan Immortal Association, not only will you get one of my elixirs every month, but you can also participate in the Taoist monastery where the poor Taoist preaches in person."
As he said that, Taoist Master Ma flipped his delicate hands, conjured up a bright business card, and handed it to Xia Tian and Su Beibei.
"Originally, you were your liar. Who you deceived and how much money you defrauded have nothing to do with me, and I have no interest in it."
Xia Tian curled his lips and looked at Taoist Ma with an unhappy expression: "But now you actually want to trick me, so don't blame me for beating you."
"Why are you so vulgar!"
Taoist Master Ma was so frightened that he took two steps back, and then shouted to Xia Tian: "First of all, I slandered and falsely accused you of practicing Taoism. I am a poor Taoist who talks to you, but you don't appreciate it at all. The quality of young people nowadays is so unreasonable.
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Su Beibei was a little funny and couldn't help but said to Taoist Master Ma: "Hahaha, he is several years older than you, but you actually call him young man."
"He's older than me?"
Daoist Ma was stunned for a moment, then looked Xia Tian up and down, and saw that he looked like a college student in his early twenties, "Beauty, why are you making such a joke? Which university should you be students from? Take advantage of the holiday.
Go out and travel.
I would like to give you a kind advice here, please don’t use your tongue for a moment, you must know that thousands of sins come from your mouth, you must... ah!"
Before he finished speaking, Xia Tian directly kicked this person away: "That's a lot of nonsense, get out of here."
The women with heavy makeup were stunned for a while, and when they came back to their senses, they felt as if they were mourning their concubines. One by one, they rushed towards Xia Tian as if their biological father had died.
Xia Tian never got used to fools, so he kicked each of them into a pile, and then left with Su Beibei in his arms.
"You are really..." Su Beibei looked back at the crowd over there, which was getting bigger and bigger, and felt a little funny, "There is obviously a better way to deal with it, why does it have to be so violent?"
"No need to waste time with idiots."
Xia Tian pouted.
Su Beibei couldn't help but reply: "That's a bit absolute. When you fought with those people before, you made them talk a lot of nonsense."
"That's different."
Xia Tian explained with a smile: "Those idiots and these idiots, although they are both idiots, there are still some differences.
These idiots are simply mentally ill, their words and deeds are so stupid that they are meaningless.
Although those idiots are stupid, at least they still have some skills and can let me play for a while, so I give them some face and let them finish their lines."
Su Beibei was speechless for a moment: "Okay."
"But they are all idiots after all."
Xia Tian yawned lazily, and said a little boringly: "The fun it can bring is too limited. If most of the wives weren't around, I definitely wouldn't waste time with them."
Su Beibei couldn't help but ask at this time: "I don't know how my cousin and the others are doing."
"They must be doing well."
Xia Tian had already learned some information from Ye Yumei's mouth, and said dissatisfiedly: "When I learn the eighth needle against heaven, I will definitely go over and give each of them a severe beating for making them treat their husbands so cruelly."
Throw them aside, and no one will listen."
"Oh."
Su Beibei rolled her eyes subconsciously. With Xia Tian's character, he would definitely be able to do such a thing, but considering that he has dozens of wives, this is really a huge project, and it will definitely go astray in the end and turn into a mess.
There are many people playing sports.
The two of them wandered around, and soon they left the meadow and arrived at the small town.
There are also many tourists here, and many small restaurants are open.
"Just find a place to eat."
Su Beibei is not a conceited woman. Even though she was once a eldest lady, she is now the president of a group. She still likes to eat at small stalls. Seeing the fireworks in front of her, she really has an appetite.
Da Zhen: "I think that one is good."
Naturally, Xia Tian would not refuse and entered the rather clean and tidy restaurant with Su Beibei.
There were already a few scattered guests inside, speaking softly, which was quite quiet.
The boss is a fat man who looks very honest. When he sees the guests, he immediately goes up to greet them: "Two guests, what can you eat? Our store has all kinds of breakfast, such as soy milk and fried dough sticks, stir-fried noodles, all kinds of porridge..." "Take two first."
A bowl of white porridge, plus two...ten fried dough sticks."
Su Beibei originally wanted to say two fried dough sticks, but then she remembered that Xia Tian's stomach was a bottomless pit, so she added a few more.
"Ten sticks are not enough, let's get a hundred sticks first."
Xia Tian said casually.
The fat boss was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "I'm sorry, the store didn't prepare so many ingredients, maybe there aren't a hundred fried dough sticks, and if you eat too much of this stuff, it's not easy to digest."
Xia Tian didn't mean to deliberately embarrass his boss, he just said it casually.
"Don't get me wrong, he's not here to cause trouble."
Su Beibei explained with a smile: "He is a big eater. You don't have to worry about him. Just eat as much as you want first."
Other diners nearby also felt that it was a bit low-key to show off in the summer and come to a breakfast restaurant to do such boring things.
"You two, please use it slowly. The white porridge in our store is free. You can refill it after you finish eating."
The fat boss was really honest and didn't say much. He first served porridge and side dishes to Xia Tian and Su Beibei, and then went to fry the fried dough sticks.
Su Beibei mixed some side dishes into the white porridge and ate it slowly and rationally.
“Tasteless.”
Xia Tian drank up the porridge in one gulp, shook his head and said, "I don't feel anything at all."
"This is white porridge, what kind of taste can it have, that is, the taste of rice."
Su Beibei rolled her eyes at him and said, "You can order whatever you want to eat. If not, you can also stir-fry a few vegetables."
Xia Tian looked at Su Beibei eating porridge and couldn't help asking: "Girl Bei, you only eat so much, can you keep up with the nutrition?"
"What do you want to say?"
Su Beibei is one of the people who has a better understanding of Xia Tian's temperament. Looking at his expression, you can probably tell that he must be thinking about something else.
"It's nothing."
Xia Tian stared directly at the lower part of Su Beibei's collar, "I just feel that eating only white porridge is definitely not nutritious enough. You can actually be bigger."
"You're bigger."
Su Beibei rolled her beautiful eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to Xia Tian, a pervert, "Go drink your porridge."
"Bei Yatou, how about we go eat something nutritious."
Xia Tian said with a smile: "For example, milk or something."
At this time, a diner on the side suddenly said: "Brother, what you said made me very unhappy. Why is our white porridge so nutritious? Even if you worship foreigners, you can't go too far."
Su Beibei was also stunned. How could this have anything to do with worshiping foreigners? It was totally out of the question.
"Idiot, get out of here."
Xia Tian has always been too lazy to deal with people like this.
"How dare you curse!"
The diner immediately slapped the table and stood up, rushed to Xia Tian in three or two steps, opened his mouth and cursed: "Since you came in, I have disliked you.
You even want to eat a hundred fried dough sticks, and you scold our country’s white porridge as not nutritious. I can’t stand you guys who admire foreign things!”
"Sir, did you make a mistake?"
Su Beibei frowned slightly and said calmly: "We just came in to have breakfast, and we didn't provoke you."
"Bang!"
When the diner heard this, he became even angrier. He slammed the table, then opened his cell phone and started filming Xia Tian and Su Beibei: "You still dare to quibble, I will film you guys today."
The faces of two traitors! Then they were exposed on the Internet to let you know what a patriot is.
Why do you say that white porridge is not nutritious, but only foreign milk bread is nutritious?
What are you not, traitors!"
The more the man spoke, the more excited he became, and his voice became louder and louder, which attracted tourists on the street outside who couldn't help but come closer.