The car suddenly exploded, and the front cover flew off, hitting the lawn in the distance.
"What's going on here?"
Yun Xiaoming was startled and quickly blocked Hua Sirong behind him, "Did the car's cylinder explode because it was too hot?"
Hua Sirong's face turned pale in an instant, and she shouted in panic: "They are coming for me, but those people still don't want to let me go."
"No, it's okay."
Yun Xiaoming didn't know what was going on, so he just hugged Hua Sirong and comforted him: "The car must be in disrepair, don't be afraid, it's not a big deal."
Hua Sirong just cried, she was too scared, and she couldn't express her fear. She was really tortured during this period.
"Okay, stop crying."
Shi Chun couldn't stand it, "My brother-in-law and I will help you settle this matter. You can just follow Brother Xiao Ming honestly from now on."
"Xiao Chun, what are you talking about? Is there something you and Teacher Hua are hiding from me?"
Yun Xiaoming looked confused. He roughly guessed what happened during the period, but he didn't know what it was.
"It's nothing, you're overthinking it."
Shi Chun pouted, then sighed, and said to Xia Tian: "Brother-in-law, it seems that you can't scare people anymore. Those idiots dare to do anything in front of you."
Xia Tian didn't speak, just looked at Shi Chun indifferently.
"Brother-in-law, what are you looking at me for?"
Shi Chun clenched his fists and pretended to be angry: "You should hit those idiots hard and let them open their eyes again and know whose territory Jianghai belongs to."
Xia Tian curled his lips: "You have watched too many movies."
"Brother-in-law, are you afraid?"
Shi Chun looked at Xia Tian with some disappointment, "The brother-in-law in my impression dared to defy the sky and the earth to defy satellites. Why is he so timid now?"
"I'm so scared of you."
Xia Tian yawned lazily, "No one has touched the car. It's just a general malfunction that happened to break out now."
Shi Chun's little eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it. He said to Xia Tian: "It's impossible. When you went out with other women in the past, such changes usually happened. Isn't it all the conspiracy of a certain organization or a bad guy?
Well, why is it just an ordinary accident to come to my place!"
Without waiting for Xia Tian to say anything else, Shi Chun covered his head in pain and muttered to himself: "Ah, I'm so miserable! Am I not worthy of being a heroine?
Brother-in-law, you should turn into a domineering CEO at this time, pull me over, and then go find the masterminds behind the scenes to settle accounts. Under my worshipful eyes, crush those scrappy villains into dregs one by one, and then I
I fall into your arms, and you kiss me passionately... What a wonderful scene, why is it gone when I am here?"
"Pure girl, you have really watched too many movies and TV series."
Xia Tian couldn't help but complain: "In the future, read less of those non-nutritious things. Listen to your sister and read more books."
"Oh my god, that's the last thing I want you to say."
Shi Chun covered his ears with a look of displeasure on his face, "You're a person who never reads, so why are you talking about me? After all, I'm also a top student and I've read many more books than you."
"Are you still going to eat?"
Yun Xiaoming on the side stared blankly at Shi Chun and Xia Tian playing tricks there, and it took a while before he mustered up the courage to ask.
Shi Chun's mood suddenly turned bad, and he said through gritted teeth: "Eat, eat, eat, I must eat, I must eat, and I will eat it hard."
"Okay, let's go."
Yun Xiaoming first made a phone call and had the car towed for repair, then took two taxis and drove to the western restaurant.
...Western restaurant.
Shi Chun had an unhappy expression on his face and kept playing with the steak on the plate, which was completely tasteless.
Next to them, Yun Xiaoming and Hua Sirong were already having sex with each other. It was so good that it was as good as honey and oil. It didn't look like they had just confirmed their relationship today.
For a moment, Shi Chun regretted giving her cousin such a girlfriend. It was like feeding herself dog food in disguise and doing some intoxicating manipulations on her own.
"Brother-in-law, is the steak so delicious?"
Shi Chun tilted his head and saw Xia Tian who was eating and drinking as much as ever. As expected, his appetite was as strong as ever, "I'll give you some of this too."
Xia Tian never wastes food, nor does he deliberately limit his food intake when eating. When he saw the steak Shi Chun brought over, he grabbed it in one bite, chewed it twice and swallowed it.
"so boring."
Shi Chun put down his fork and looked around the restaurant. He found that there were not many customers here, and he couldn't help but feel a little impatient: "Why don't you think a rich second generation suddenly came over to tease me?"
When Yun Xiaoming and Hua Sirong heard this, they couldn't help but stop feeding each other and looked at Shi Chun strangely.
"Isn't this how it usually develops in novels?"
Shi Chun instead put his face in his hands and said seriously: "In the past, when I saw my brother-in-law and his wives having dinner together, there would always be some rich second generation, big boss, or little gangster who would come over to look for trouble.
I'm obviously very beautiful, and I'm young and invincible, so why can't a villain come over and let me have the fun of slapping me in the face?"
Yun Xiaoming said with some humor: "Xiao Chun, don't always think about such outrageous things. We are a legal society now. Even if such things happen, they are extremely rare."
"Brother Xiao Ming, you are wrong."
Shi Chun pointed at Xia Tian, "As long as my brother-in-law is around, the probability of something like this happening is high, or even 100%."
"Haha, okay, as long as you are happy."
Yun Xiaoming smiled, shook his head indifferently, and concluded that Shi Chun was joking.
"Bang!"
There was a loud noise, but the guest at the next table slammed the table, then stood up suddenly, turned around and walked to Shi Chun's table, and spoke with an angry look: "I have endured this for a long time.
, I just couldn’t bear it, so I thought…” “Is it finally coming?”
Shi Chun's little face flushed with excitement. He raised his eyes and looked at the man walking over. He was tall and thick-set, with a sinewy face. Although he was wearing a suit, he could tell at a glance that he was from a mixed society. He couldn't be wrong. He must be
God has given me a villain who can slap me in the face, and I must seize this opportunity.
"Shut up, don't even think about it!"
Shi Chun slapped the table and said righteously: "We will not give in. Just use whatever tricks you have."
The man in the suit looked at Shi Chun in astonishment, and then said after a while: "I just want to ask if this is the teacher Yun Xiaoming who made a short video to teach the popularization of law. I just want to get his autograph."
"Ah, sign, sign?"
Shi Chun tilted his head in confusion.
"Hello, I am Yun Xiaoming, who teaches law at Jianghai University."
Yun Xiaoming smiled calmly at the man in a suit with a sinister face, "I'm sorry, this is my sister. She must have scared you just now."
The expression on the man's face immediately turned into an expression of admiration, and he took out a notebook from his arms: "Ah, you are indeed Teacher Yun, I am your fan, I often watch your teaching videos, although I don't learn
No, but your class is really interesting.
Please sign your name."
Yun Xiaoming signed the name of the man in the suit neatly, and then smiled and chatted for a while.
So, the man in the suit returned to his seat with satisfaction.
"Brother Xiao Ming, what's going on? Since when did you have fans?"
Shi Chun asked with a confused look on his face.
Yun Xiaoming smiled sheepishly: "Actually, the school arranged for us to record some short videos of classes and publish them on some video platforms. Maybe my lectures were okay, and the price increased by half a million in half a month.
Fans, of course I’m still far behind Teacher Xingfaluo.”
"All right."
Shi Chun sighed. The villain in his imagination was ruined again. Who would have thought that a middle-aged man with a thick face and a sinister face would actually go online to watch a video of an open class on commercial law: "When will my exclusive villain appear?"
It’s so easy to spend time with my brother-in-law, is it going to be wasted like this without anything happening?”
"If you want something to happen, there is no need to wait for a villain. I have more fun things to do."
Xia Tian finally finished eating at this time, burped lazily, and made a tactical retreat.
"Hey, brother-in-law, you are so horny."
Shi Chun glanced at Xia Tian with disdain, "No wonder there is a saying that the heart is full and the heart is full, I don't want to be eaten by you like this.
You have never fought a big villain for me, nor eliminated a big family for me, nor have you accompanied me to look at the stars or the moon, from poetry to philosophy of life."
"Pure girl, you are thinking too much."
Xia Tian curled his lips: "If you want to play, you can follow me to Zhongnan Mountain. There is some kind of Hidden Immortal Convention there, and you can catch a lot of villains you want."
"Not going."
Shi Chun wrinkled his nose, "I have other things to do, I really thought I was free.
I can only spend today with you, and I will go home tonight."
After finishing the meal, Yun Xiaoming and Hua Sirong returned to Jianghai University, while Shi Chun took Xia Tian to wander on the street.
"I have to find a villain today, otherwise I will feel unbalanced."
Shi Chun was still upset that he didn't have a villain to add to the drama, "Brother-in-law, you should also be more positive. This is for us to create shared memories, so that we won't run out of topics when we get old in the future."
"First, we will never grow old."
Xia Tian lazily replied: "Secondly, we have never had a common topic. If you hadn't become beautiful and were sister Yunqing's sister, I would have beaten you up."
"It's a pity that I'm so beautiful. I was born with it. There's nothing you can do about it."
Shi Chun turned around in a circle with an arrogant expression and struck a beautiful pose, "Seriously, brother-in-law, do you really not want to have good memories with me at all?"
Before Xia Tian could answer, a mean voice suddenly sounded from the side: "Little beauty, he doesn't want to have good memories with you. Brother, I think you should follow me."
Shi Chun looked back and saw that the person had a ruthless look on his face. He had dyed yellow hair and earrings. He was actually wearing a leather jacket and leather trousers on a hot day. He was followed by a similarly dressed Sha Matt. He was simply the benchmark for everyday villains.
ah.
"Damn it, God, you finally heard my voice."
Shi Chun was immediately excited and shouted to Huang Mao: "Hurry up and say all your lines. It needs to be fierce. The harder the better, the more exciting the better. Don't hide it. Don't dare to think about it."
Say all the dirty things you don't dare to say."
Huang Mao looked confused. What happened? Did I get the wrong script?